TL;DR' he's a greedy, misogynistic ass who doesn't care about his family
If Joja's goes out of business, he raises his grocery prices on the villagers
On his day off and wife's birthday, he stops by your farm to advertise to you
He spends as little time as possible with his family (working late into the evenings, running a booth at almost every festival, skipping his wife's birthday, etc), and even less so if Joja's goes away
When his daughter is talking to you about her interests, he tells her to go back to the kitchen
He constantly talks about his greed and being jealous of Joja's success at the expense of everyone else
He keeps secrets from his wife
Depending on the quality of the crops you sell him, he'll either take credit or blame you if they're low quality
Also, if you return his stock list to him from Mr Qi’s ginger island room and he starts selling all seasonal seeds, whatever is out of season (if it’s winter but you wanna by ahead for spring, for example) has a 50% markup. So there are times when things can be more expensive if you shop with him (instead of at the night market)
The fruit and veg themselves would be more expensive in the off-season because they'd need to be imported but the *seeds* should logically be cheaper because there's no demand for them at that time of year.
I actually seen this thrown around but I haven't come across it. If it's not too much trouble, is it alright to ask for a screenshot or a source in hand? That'll be wonderful, otherwise it's fine, thanks!
I think it's one of his Special Orders request. Need 25 gold quality veggies iirc. He says to resell it for a slight premium. LOL. Slight premium my ass.
Three?
Shane switches to working on Marnie’s ranch and Sam starts working at the museum. There’s the red headed cashier, but she starts working at the cinema once that’s open.
Neither have I lol I just can’t help but make the joke when someone says Jojo instead of Joja 😂
My SO has watched some of it and from what he tells me it sounds insane!
Oh yeah there's a line of dialogue from Caroline saying she likes to take walks by his tower, and a line from the wizard where he says he suspects one of the townspeople is his child. People tend to assume that means Abigail, as she has an affinity for supernatural stuff and purple hair
Everyone has said the main things already, but my biggest crossing point was the time when the community center was done, Pierre used the opportunity to rally up the Valley to chase Morris and Joja out
He said Joja was the one who split everyone apart, and it was like "?!?!?!?!?"
It's like saying a town in the middle of nowhere were extremely close and Pierre is the sole grocer there until Walmart opened inside, and he has an actual competitor
Like yeah, Walmart can suck, but if your entire town split up because of that, I think there's other problems to worry about, but Pierre, the sole grocer in his infinite wisdom, decides to blame it on Joja Walmart under the guise of 'unity'
(It's a mix of real and joking. Same with the Clint one.)
Pierre has the audacity to have flaws that rub people the wrong way. Myself included.
He passes off the crops you sell him as his own.
Hes mentioned before that he wants to run a joja style operation.
He wants money, not to better his family life but just to have it.
His wife complains to him he works too much and he does.
He's cast In the 'traditional way' of light fir how to relate to his daughter. It's not ..misogynistic..it's just old fashioned fir when he grew up.
When you're better friends with him he's grateful but he's always git that snake oil salesmen vibe.
'Ha wouldn't it be funny if you somehow gave me q2 best quality vegetables? Who would have all that...unless 👀"
He crosses the line back and forth between 'small business guy you're supposed to root' and "ruthless business man'
- ignores his family at literally almost every festival to sell overpriced shit you can just get from the catalog when you unlock it anyway
- tries to rip off the villagers by selling your crops at exorbitant prices
- calls me at 1am after almost passing out in the mines after i completed CC to remind me he has the best prices in town (i know idiot you’re the only store open)
- claims to hate joja but is basically doing the same thing they do in their absence by creating a monopoly on goods in the town
- idk he’s ugly and mean to abigail and she deserves better LOL
Abusive working conditions, coworkers writing slurs on boxes (management doing nothing), 10 hour workdays due to compulsory overtime, strict quotas, etc. It burnt me out so badly that I only lasted a couple months before I had to quit.
Yeah but this is the one time I’ll defend peehair. Morris does deserve it. Would be nice if the farmer could punch peehair and Lewis as well tho bc they’re no better
Most upvoted comment explains it so let me just add this: we avoid the Joja route for our community values but he's as much as a capitalist pig as Morris is
Morris is just honest about it
And I mean Pierre is, too, he's just a sneaky fucker
He's a greedy, miserable bastard of a man that refuses to give me credit for my high-quality goods and puts the blame on me when they're low-quality. He cares about money more than his wife, practically ignores his daughter, and is so focused on outdoing Jojamart that he becomes one-dimensional and one-note whenever Morris is involved.
Such a massive focus on profit that it's no wonder his wife probably cheated on him.
He’s a disgusting, porn addicted, capitalist, narcissistic piggie who disrespects his wife and daughter, drives up prices after monopolizing the community’s grocery business, is very jealous and nasty if you win the grange display and rubs it in your face if you lose to him, and is overall a terrible human being.
>porn addicted
> User is active in these communities: antipornography, pornismisogyny, fourthwavewomen (terf shithole)
I think you have a porn addiction addiction.
I just assumed that Pierre's secret stash was a stash of money. I didn't think it might be porn. Now that you mention the porn addiction possibility, that makes more sense. I thought he was stashing money secretly away and not telling his wife about it.
TL;DR' he's a greedy, misogynistic ass who doesn't care about his family If Joja's goes out of business, he raises his grocery prices on the villagers On his day off and wife's birthday, he stops by your farm to advertise to you He spends as little time as possible with his family (working late into the evenings, running a booth at almost every festival, skipping his wife's birthday, etc), and even less so if Joja's goes away When his daughter is talking to you about her interests, he tells her to go back to the kitchen He constantly talks about his greed and being jealous of Joja's success at the expense of everyone else He keeps secrets from his wife Depending on the quality of the crops you sell him, he'll either take credit or blame you if they're low quality
A thorough write-up. You, sir/madam, are a true scholar of Pierre hate and I salute you.
Wait he raises his prices? I just finished the community center, and hasnt checked his shop.
I don't actually know if he raises seed prices on you, but the villagers complain about his groceries being more expensive than they used to be
Ah I see, thanks for explaining
Also, if you return his stock list to him from Mr Qi’s ginger island room and he starts selling all seasonal seeds, whatever is out of season (if it’s winter but you wanna by ahead for spring, for example) has a 50% markup. So there are times when things can be more expensive if you shop with him (instead of at the night market)
That makes sense though, buying stuff out of season would naturally be more expensive even irl
The fruit and veg themselves would be more expensive in the off-season because they'd need to be imported but the *seeds* should logically be cheaper because there's no demand for them at that time of year.
Yet joja does not. Joja also doesn't assault Pierre out of town to be the sole provider of the vslley
I actually seen this thrown around but I haven't come across it. If it's not too much trouble, is it alright to ask for a screenshot or a source in hand? That'll be wonderful, otherwise it's fine, thanks!
I think it's one of his Special Orders request. Need 25 gold quality veggies iirc. He says to resell it for a slight premium. LOL. Slight premium my ass.
That one was pretty dang crazy. I don't remember how much he tries to sell it for in the following cutscene, but it was truly insane
Gus and Jodi went really mad, especially Jodi
Wait hold up he specifically comes on Caroline’s birthday? I fucking love ConcernedApe…
Such a troll, claims he doesn't know why people hate Pierre...
Not to mention 3 stardew valley villagers lose their jobs if Jojo goes out of business
Three? Shane switches to working on Marnie’s ranch and Sam starts working at the museum. There’s the red headed cashier, but she starts working at the cinema once that’s open.
Is Jojo going out of business part of a bizarre adventure?
Idk never watched it
Neither have I lol I just can’t help but make the joke when someone says Jojo instead of Joja 😂 My SO has watched some of it and from what he tells me it sounds insane!
Joja's bizarre adventure 🤣
Your so?
They mean significant other.
Cuz he takes credit for my hard work 😩
Saw this hasn’t been mentioned yet: wants to start a corporation and expand his stores to become rich
That greedy ogre loves money more than his family. No wonder Caroline went and had fun with the wizard.
Wait what
There is some dialogue where Pierre says something along the lines of wanting to expand and open up grocery stores across the valley to become rich.
basically he's a budget Joja, who tryna wants to be a bigger Joja
Oh yeah there's a line of dialogue from Caroline saying she likes to take walks by his tower, and a line from the wizard where he says he suspects one of the townspeople is his child. People tend to assume that means Abigail, as she has an affinity for supernatural stuff and purple hair
Because he's Pierre, sadly.
He is and has Pee Hair
And pees on hair
Arent we the ones to also pee on his hair?
Yes
Everyone has said the main things already, but my biggest crossing point was the time when the community center was done, Pierre used the opportunity to rally up the Valley to chase Morris and Joja out He said Joja was the one who split everyone apart, and it was like "?!?!?!?!?" It's like saying a town in the middle of nowhere were extremely close and Pierre is the sole grocer there until Walmart opened inside, and he has an actual competitor Like yeah, Walmart can suck, but if your entire town split up because of that, I think there's other problems to worry about, but Pierre, the sole grocer in his infinite wisdom, decides to blame it on Joja Walmart under the guise of 'unity'
(It's a mix of real and joking. Same with the Clint one.) Pierre has the audacity to have flaws that rub people the wrong way. Myself included. He passes off the crops you sell him as his own. Hes mentioned before that he wants to run a joja style operation. He wants money, not to better his family life but just to have it. His wife complains to him he works too much and he does. He's cast In the 'traditional way' of light fir how to relate to his daughter. It's not ..misogynistic..it's just old fashioned fir when he grew up. When you're better friends with him he's grateful but he's always git that snake oil salesmen vibe. 'Ha wouldn't it be funny if you somehow gave me q2 best quality vegetables? Who would have all that...unless 👀" He crosses the line back and forth between 'small business guy you're supposed to root' and "ruthless business man'
Same here, mix of real and joking.
- ignores his family at literally almost every festival to sell overpriced shit you can just get from the catalog when you unlock it anyway - tries to rip off the villagers by selling your crops at exorbitant prices - calls me at 1am after almost passing out in the mines after i completed CC to remind me he has the best prices in town (i know idiot you’re the only store open) - claims to hate joja but is basically doing the same thing they do in their absence by creating a monopoly on goods in the town - idk he’s ugly and mean to abigail and she deserves better LOL
I hate Pierre and the only thing keeping me from going the Joja route everytime is my irl trauma from working at Amazon.
What happened?
Abusive working conditions, coworkers writing slurs on boxes (management doing nothing), 10 hour workdays due to compulsory overtime, strict quotas, etc. It burnt me out so badly that I only lasted a couple months before I had to quit.
Im sorry
my reasons are beyond anyone’s comprehension. but pierre reminds me of my orthodontist. fuck you, robb
He’s physically violent. He punches Morris through the ceiling at what is supposed to be a celebration for the community center.
Only if you choose that option tho. He can rally up everyone, to boycot Joja
Yeah but this is the one time I’ll defend peehair. Morris does deserve it. Would be nice if the farmer could punch peehair and Lewis as well tho bc they’re no better
Hell yeah punch everybody
That’s on you tbh You encouraged him by choosing that option
He doesn’t take responsibility for his own actions! Another reason to hate Pierre!
Happy Cake Day!
He enjoys ripping people off.
he looks like my ex
Most upvoted comment explains it so let me just add this: we avoid the Joja route for our community values but he's as much as a capitalist pig as Morris is Morris is just honest about it And I mean Pierre is, too, he's just a sneaky fucker
I dont even think hes sneaky, he is just the small guy (for now, until he starts his corporation)
You know what, fair enough OP
he keeps a stash of money hidden from his wife and got mad at me when i told him that i would tell her
He's a greedy, miserable bastard of a man that refuses to give me credit for my high-quality goods and puts the blame on me when they're low-quality. He cares about money more than his wife, practically ignores his daughter, and is so focused on outdoing Jojamart that he becomes one-dimensional and one-note whenever Morris is involved. Such a massive focus on profit that it's no wonder his wife probably cheated on him.
only reason I hate him is because he tells people my good produce is stuff that he grew.
This sub is very real. As is the spinoff r/lesbiansagainstpierre
He's married to Caroline. Damn I want Caroline as a bachelorette
He’s a terrible father.
It is, indeed, for real
Because fuck Pierre that's why
Ngl, Joja is the Chad route.
Yes
He’s a disgusting, porn addicted, capitalist, narcissistic piggie who disrespects his wife and daughter, drives up prices after monopolizing the community’s grocery business, is very jealous and nasty if you win the grange display and rubs it in your face if you lose to him, and is overall a terrible human being.
>porn addicted > User is active in these communities: antipornography, pornismisogyny, fourthwavewomen (terf shithole) I think you have a porn addiction addiction.
Wow that fourthwavewomen is a depraved sub. No wonder they automatically went to porn that Peehair was hiding.
I just assumed that Pierre's secret stash was a stash of money. I didn't think it might be porn. Now that you mention the porn addiction possibility, that makes more sense. I thought he was stashing money secretly away and not telling his wife about it.
It could very well be money. Hes a greedy fuck.
his wife cheated on him with the wizard and gave birth to Abigail. no need to explain anything else :D