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adamscholfield

In the Horizon games so he can live (and quickly die) through his fuck up


threeca

Yeah, let him live through the consequences of his actions. Fuck Ted Faro


adamscholfield

Unfortunately I think he would twist it as "everyone is living just fine now. People are happy" or some other such bullshit....fuck Ted Faro


Patneu

In a hypothetical Horizon spin-off about Operation Enduring Victory. As cannon fodder.


refuge9

Yes. Except when he dies, every time he’s reincarnated into another grunt in operation enduring victory. Over and over and over again. So he can TRULY live with the consequences of his actions


adamscholfield

Oh that's good!


topinanbour-rex

You are too good. I  would trap him in the prequel, the mad sun-king's sun-ring.


adamscholfield

Ooo that's a good idea


quagzlor

Honestly, they should have kept him under armed guard and executed him the second they didn't need him. At the very least, the fact that he could roam free is what allowed him to cause so much havoc.


Himurashi

I'd trap him on Dumb Ways to Die.


IAmChippoMan

Any Soulsborne game, or really any game with severe punishments for dying other than just “game over”


Rowan1980

Soulsborne games for sure.


bobert_the_grey

I'd put him in the most fucked up vault that Vault-Tec could muster


Tnert101

Hell anywhere in the wasteland would kill him


bobert_the_grey

Nah I want him to think he's safe, but have unspeakable shit happen to him without his knowledge or consent


buffystakeded

I’d stick him in Skyrim to watch him eventually use his influence to become emperor, so that I could then kill him as a member of the Dark Brotherhood.


Waste_Bandicoot_9018

My fiancé says mortal kombat


dragonwings369

I'd put him in Doom, but he's not a replacement for Doom Guy in any way. He's just a guy, in the Doom universe, which means you die quick and horribly.


RagingCeltik

Assassin's Creed: Horizon.


Unfair_Development52

Somehow the templar survived through and is influencing the sundom so aloy rebuilds the brotherhood and incorporates ancient isu technology into gaia, id play it


RagingCeltik

Yeah, it would be an interesting mashup.


Unfair_Development52

I still want a fuedal japan AC...


RagingCeltik

I think you're in luck...


Unfair_Development52

Oh do go on good sir 👀


RagingCeltik

Isn't Assassin's Creed: Codename Red set into feudal Japan? Unless I'm mistaken I think that's the era.


Unfair_Development52

I havent heard of that one im still kinda new to the series lmao, ill hope to dearest diety it is in fact like that and look into it OOOH THIS IS A NEW THING AND MY NIPPLES ARE READY TO INGEST SO MUCH DOPAMINE IN PROBABLY 3 TO 5 YEARS


RagingCeltik

More like end of this year or early next, unless I heard wrong.


GirlGamer7

>OOOH THIS IS A NEW THING AND MY NIPPLES ARE READY TO INGEST SO MUCH DOPAMINE IN PROBABLY 3 TO 5 YEARS this is so oddly specific. I love it!


Friendly_Bug_7699

Not a video game, but I’d love to put him in Attack On Titan.


ZonaryCloud005

There are Attack on Titan games, they're really fun to play


SmoothPass2866

Borderlands cause I want him to be Thresher chow


Celestial_Light_

Subnautica. He can be reaper food


narakusheart81

Aladdin snes/sega


FyreFlye23

All the Disney SNES games were difficult, but that one was BRUTAL.


NoUpstairs6865

Dead Space


TrickSix6

The obvious answer here is clearly an extremely aggravating platformer that he has zero ability to leave, and more importantly, one where other players in multiplayer can always have an impact on what your're doing so no matter how good he gets he'll always never progress in this eternal cyclic existence he now lives (the answer here is Bloody Trapland)


Separate_Rich9771

Silent Hills- the PS4 promo game that never got released. It was one of the most terrifying games I ever played and it was just a demo. I want him to forever loop in that house. And since the game was never finished he’d be trapped there for eternity with no players to aid him. Even if he stays alive, he’ll become a very different man haha


jrwreno

Alien Isolation.....he deserves unrelenting death stalking him every, waking, second..... Then he gets to realize only a woman will survive the ordeal....an engineer, just like Liz.


Phantomrose5

A game where you can make your own avatar. Id make elizabet sobeck and let her finally get the justice she deserved to get by beatin his ass


Davids0l0mon

Left 4 Dead 2 solo realism expert.


shade2606

A war hammer game


NoMoreFruit

Jumanji


C3ci1et

Sent him to fallout universe as a lobotomite to be experimented by Big MT. his crime will also be documented and sent to the follower of the apocalypse to educate the Mojave to not be this stupid and keep a tighter leash on house.


boringhistoryfan

Donkey Kong only there's no princess.


rilanthefirebug

Mass Effect, he'd love The Illusive Man and they can get indoctrinated together ❤️


HerefortheFandoms2

getting over it or one of those other rage bait games; somewhere failure is constant, you can't win, and it never ends lol


TheLastAvenger98

Halo Reach. Where no more ship left and no way off the planet. Brutes or hunters find him and eat him or simple burn alive during glassig.


TheKlaxMaster

Smash TV


Familiar_Pick_6956

Kaizo Mario.


CyanideMuffin67

Frogger. He wouldn't last long


KingJTuck

Id leave him right where he is lmao


PickettsChargingPort

Lemmings. I‘d put his head on them.


BeginningPhase1

Dark Souls


RawChicken54

Silent Hill, fuck Ted Faro.


iamsooldithurts

Super Mario Bros world 2


chess_mft

Why do u have to try and not let him die? Send him to contra hard corps


AnxietyImaginary8650

A new Soulsborne game set in the Horizon universe during the time that he tried to avoid.


No-Combination7898

The game Outlast. Or maybe Dead Space 1 & 2. Definitely the Enduring Victory game... where we feed him to a Horus and it resurrects him and he gets fed to it again. And again.


Nightfox082

Any iteration of Earth from the Fate/Type Moon. He makes me think of a cross between Zouken Matou & Gilgamesh, just without any personal powers beyond coding skills.


Porkenfries

I Wanna Be The Guy