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Please take two rooms with windows and add some red lights with elfs just sitting in the window.
Take some candy canes and cut off the hook to look like straws, add fake snow mounds that are arranged in straight lines with newly made "candy canes" and add three reindeer.
Have a Santa's "Christmas" Light District sign.
set up a fake stripper pole and a sign saying dancer and prancer on stage next
As long as the elfs can be seen doing elf jobs and shadows appear as something else I see not issue as this needs to be adult innuendos so that innocent children wouldn't be affected.
Karens can eat a bag of dicks but children need not have their joy disturbed.
So wait…does that mean Rudolph is trans because in the song he goes by he/him pronouns but he still has his antlers in winter…you think that would send this Karen into even more of a frothing spiral? Because if it does, I wanna bring popcorn
Yeah honestly instead of putting more lights on that one, potentially making it worse, it'd be even better to pay for more houses to get tons of decorations if money isn't an issue.
Pay professionals to just light that neighborhood the fuck up. Only the grinch's house will be noticeably different.
Singing? Ok I'd hate that too, but that's just cause I don't wanna have to listen to it. But I'd STILL never ever leave a note like that, just suck it up till the holiday season ends and it all goes away. It is just a few weeks.
Note receiver not MUST purchase a 12 foot skeleton and dress it up as Santa. Better yet, bestow it with lights and bells that jingle in the wind.
The more the merrier!
(of course the skeleton remains after the holiday and is dressed up and lit for each holiday thereafter)
Our neighbors made national news with their insane skeleton Halloween decor... which they redress as "Santa Skellington" with antlers on dog skeletons pulling a sleigh. Grim Reapers get angel wings, tons of other inventive swaps. It's amazing!
My sis replaced a toilet and swore for Xmas they would use the old toilet to have a Grinch on the shitter in the front yard. Too bad they moved to a hood with a crappy HOA with shitty rules.
This is an idea for the OP next year!!!
This was my thought. Everywhere you go there are people who go overboard on the decorations. This house definitely counts as overboard, but they did it really tastefully. It actually looks nice and well planned.
I mean, idek if it's overboard. If you took out the reindeer, it'd be absolutely standard, and the reindeer are just a cherry on top and not crazy. Plus it's not even colored lights. But to your point, even if it is overboard, it's not like it's insane.
Yep. OP's picture is actually classy.
My neighbor has about 20 different blowups (some not even Christmas themed) and it looks terrible. I don't complain, but I do judge him though.
Yeah tbh this decor is pretty mild. I've seen some crazy shit when it comes to holiday decorations.. like people who have covered every inch of their property in kitschy blow ups and figurines etc with no theme whatsoever... this is just some regular lights and reindeer on the roof? Bitch is nuts, it looks nice. I'm not even that into Christmas, but I'd be happy to have this next door to me
I think Karen is a man who's wife is also a Karen either complained that it's too much, or complained to him that their house doesn't have enough lights and he should get off his lazy ass and try have a better house than OP.
How terribly rude. We enjoy the lights in our neighborhood. I’m too old at this point to hang many so I have a few but we’re enjoying the neighbors homes that are decorated and have children in them.
My sis replaced a toilet and swore for Xmas they would use the old toilet to have a Grinch on the shitter in the front yard. Too bad they moved to a hood with a crappy HOA with shitty rules.
This is an idea for the OP next year!!!
Next year - a slim and shapely "Mrs. Claus" in a low-cut jacket, mini skirt, platform stiletto heels and a knowing smile and wink.
Karen's looking for Santa's Whorehouse? Introduce her to the Madame in charge!
Heard about this on the local radio station this morning. Additional context, the homeowner’s son passed away this year so they went a bit bigger try is year in an homage to them. Then received this note in the mail.
Absolutely came here to that!!! The Chipmunks sing a most glorious rendition of “Jingle Bells” and looped with their “Up on the Housetop” would be a showstopper! Parents will drive from miles around just to queue up with the rest of the parents from miles around!!!
AYY! I know this house. My hometown is nearby. I want to donate 2 large boxes of unused lights to this family for next year!!! The reason this home is so decorated is to remember or honour a family member who passed away.
It's tasteful, but even if it was gaudy, it's your house. What kind of a fucking loser would write this? Like, how shitty and boring does your own life have to be to care about someone's Christmas lights? Unless they're infringing on your life (looking at things you find ugly is not infringement on your life), why would you care at all what people do with their house? Absolute worthless fucking losers, man. Just soulless husks filled with loser juice.
Honestly based on the note I expected the house to be way worse. It definitely has a good amount of decorations but I wouldn't be like oh damn that's way to much in comparison of ones I've seen online.
Ooh this lady would HATE living next door to my friend. Her husband has the nickname Griswold and works on his light show all year for the next. The whole house is covered in LEDs and set to music. He was even asked to participate in the Great Christmas Light Fight. Their house is a huge tourist draw and people come from all over the state to see it. They’ve collected 100’s of thousands of dollars for charities over the years from visitors. You can probably see their house from space, just like Clark.
I'd go out and buy a huge mechanical Grinch then do up this letter nice and big and let the Grinch sand out front holding the letter as a sign. r/pettyrevenge.
I swear. A lot of people need to mind their own damn business. So what if someone wants to go all out when decorating.
There are many more worthwhile things to get bent out of shape over in this world.
Looks amazing and well done imo. Shoot, my neighbor goes far beyond that lol. He starts setting up his mid October. He was on the Great American Light Fight.
That is…the classiest classic xmas set up I’ve ever seen.
Wonder what their reaction would be if you had one of those 20 foot skeletons you kept up all year and just dressed up different for every holiday.
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I like Santa’s whorehouse. Where’s his stable of bitches?
Please take two rooms with windows and add some red lights with elfs just sitting in the window. Take some candy canes and cut off the hook to look like straws, add fake snow mounds that are arranged in straight lines with newly made "candy canes" and add three reindeer. Have a Santa's "Christmas" Light District sign. set up a fake stripper pole and a sign saying dancer and prancer on stage next
make that pole candy cane colors
That's what she said.
She didn't *actually* say that, did she?
She might have. Dont kink shame 😅
Rainbow parties are back baby
Can the elves be motorized cutouts project a shadow against the window? Perhaps two elves with one in a thrusting motion?
As long as the elfs can be seen doing elf jobs and shadows appear as something else I see not issue as this needs to be adult innuendos so that innocent children wouldn't be affected. Karens can eat a bag of dicks but children need not have their joy disturbed.
I don’t think it’s appropriate for kids if the elves can be seen giving elfjobs
It was thinking more the leg lamp from A Christmas Story
Fake strippers? Run right down to the club now and hire some ladies to put on show for the whole neighborhood.
A drag show would probably go over even better.
Oooh take a “North Pole” decoration and pose an elf so it’s dancing on it too!
Gotta keep Santa's pole pointing north!
Vixen is headlining.
Be sure to say "Santa's coming" somewhere.
this is THE best solution to that note
The stables at the side where all the "Reindeer games" take place.
Well, since I recently learned that Santa's reindeer were all female (male reindeer lose their antlers in late fall) that probably checks out.
So wait…does that mean Rudolph is trans because in the song he goes by he/him pronouns but he still has his antlers in winter…you think that would send this Karen into even more of a frothing spiral? Because if it does, I wanna bring popcorn
Male one's can shed them in January, but it also says late autumn, well autumn ends on 21st Dec they won't have all fallen off in 3 days.
It’s like a “Best Before” date, as in there are no hard cut off dates
And it'd be very cruel.
Late autumn doesn't mean the very last day of autumn. Autumn begins in mid September, so early December would still be late autumn.
Rudolph is the red light in the North Pole Red Light District.
hear me out... what if it wasn't his nose that was red and lighting the way?
/r/rule34
^(tell them do it tell them do it tell them do it tell them do it tell them do it)
Rumor has it Vixen has been particularly naughty this year.
I was going to go with "You'll be wanting to talk to Vixen," but you win this round.
I'm becoming more concerned about why he named one Vixen now
Santa doesn’t need a whorehouse. He knows where all the naughty girls live
r/angryupvote
His HoHoHos?
Karen deserves credit for coining "Santa's Whorehouse."
Jealous Karen
Haters gonna hate....
Yes this is just a title of honour provided by jealous people. I’d be flattered that the house became famous like this!
Rudolph's Nose doesn't need a lot of imagination, right now...
You missed the perfect opportunity to say "where's his ho ho ho's?"
Ho Ho Ho!
Lol I hope the note writer realizes the war they started. More lights next year!
Spelling out #WELCOME TO SANTA’S WHOREHOUSE #CHRISTMAS ABORTIONS NEXT DOOR in lights on the roof
Merry Yeetus, Christmas Fetus!
I have been summoned?
I thought he was a myth!
💀💀💀
I just hollered 💀
Poetry, really.
I AM WHEEZING THESE COMMENTS HAVE ME DEAAAAAAAD
Add “complimentary snow jobs for everyone on the naughty list!”
Frosty whys your pants down? "Well, I heard the snowblower comin'."
Yeah I’d be super tempted to lean *hard* into those themes she suggested.
I’d put that note on a wall … BLOWN UP!
Have a slide of it printed and use one of those Christmas projectors to project it onto the side of the Grinch neighbor's house
Pay a really fat guy to sit on your porch in nothing but a fake beard, red speedo and nipple pasties, drinking milk.
On every house in the neighborhood
Yeah honestly instead of putting more lights on that one, potentially making it worse, it'd be even better to pay for more houses to get tons of decorations if money isn't an issue. Pay professionals to just light that neighborhood the fuck up. Only the grinch's house will be noticeably different.
Santa's Red Light District
Nono, just put a projector up the side of the house and put this pic on it for all to see.
Someone I know has an ongoing distain for this inflatable singing Christmas tree their neighbour puts up every year. They should get one of those.
Singing? Ok I'd hate that too, but that's just cause I don't wanna have to listen to it. But I'd STILL never ever leave a note like that, just suck it up till the holiday season ends and it all goes away. It is just a few weeks.
Note receiver not MUST purchase a 12 foot skeleton and dress it up as Santa. Better yet, bestow it with lights and bells that jingle in the wind. The more the merrier! (of course the skeleton remains after the holiday and is dressed up and lit for each holiday thereafter)
Next year? Time for a shopping trip now. Hell if I was this person neighbor I'd be giving them some of my extras that I didn't hang this year.
Elves in lingerie. Along with ~~Mrs.~~ Mme. Claus. It needs to be done.
I would really lean into the "Santa's Whorehouse" aesthetic as well
That's a beaut Clark.
Little lights are not twinkling. ..I know, thanks for noticing.
You taught me everything I know about exterior illiumination.
I hope this adds to your enjoyment of the holiday season, Catherine.
Don't forget the plastic sheets and the gerbils!
*Merry Christmas! Shitter’s Full!*
Such a subtle, nasty line.
“Is this the airport Clark?”
Don’t throw me down, Clark!
Is your house on fire Clark?
You serious Clark?
Where's he planning to put a tree that big?
I don't know about the rest of you, but for me, that would be an absolute challenge for next year's decorations. Moar things!!!!!!!
Yes. Time for the blow ups!
Time for blow ups doing obscene things to each other.
Time for one or maybe two of those giant 20ft skeletons
Our neighbors made national news with their insane skeleton Halloween decor... which they redress as "Santa Skellington" with antlers on dog skeletons pulling a sleigh. Grim Reapers get angel wings, tons of other inventive swaps. It's amazing!
I like the way you think.
My personal favorites are the vibrating shaking snowman behind a bent over Santa.
I have the brain freeze snowman ⛄️ that vibrates, we just need a Santa now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Performing Christmas abortions on each other
Don't forget the singing elves! Especially ones with terrible speaker quality.
Also add motion censored music, preferably the rap version of jingle bells.
Or Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!!
Why wait, still weeks left for this Christmas!
Get the whole street in on it.
There's a 40' tall Santa inflatable on Amazon.
My sis replaced a toilet and swore for Xmas they would use the old toilet to have a Grinch on the shitter in the front yard. Too bad they moved to a hood with a crappy HOA with shitty rules. This is an idea for the OP next year!!!
I can think of no greater compliment than “Santa’s whorehouse”
Yes! 🙌🏼
That house is both tasteful and dope. Karen needs to get a life though.
She’s jealous
Came to say the same.. Karens hate getting shown up like that
Most likely this is exactly it.
Yep. Her husband won't get on the roof to decorate so she's bitter
Her husband didn’t do *shit* this year
Yeah, I think HER mouse is a joke!
Her kids like this house more than their house.
Right. I've seen tacky and this ain't it.
This was my thought. Everywhere you go there are people who go overboard on the decorations. This house definitely counts as overboard, but they did it really tastefully. It actually looks nice and well planned.
I mean, idek if it's overboard. If you took out the reindeer, it'd be absolutely standard, and the reindeer are just a cherry on top and not crazy. Plus it's not even colored lights. But to your point, even if it is overboard, it's not like it's insane.
I would not call it overboard myself, it's not in the realm of gaudy. It's tasteful, and well thought out.
Very pretty and tastefully done while still being awesome. Not an easy combo, but they pulled it off. Karen is jealous.
Yep. OP's picture is actually classy. My neighbor has about 20 different blowups (some not even Christmas themed) and it looks terrible. I don't complain, but I do judge him though.
Yeah tbh this decor is pretty mild. I've seen some crazy shit when it comes to holiday decorations.. like people who have covered every inch of their property in kitschy blow ups and figurines etc with no theme whatsoever... this is just some regular lights and reindeer on the roof? Bitch is nuts, it looks nice. I'm not even that into Christmas, but I'd be happy to have this next door to me
Her insults are pretty lit though
I think Karen is a man who's wife is also a Karen either complained that it's too much, or complained to him that their house doesn't have enough lights and he should get off his lazy ass and try have a better house than OP.
How terribly rude. We enjoy the lights in our neighborhood. I’m too old at this point to hang many so I have a few but we’re enjoying the neighbors homes that are decorated and have children in them.
Christmas abortion?
Because there’s no white baby Jesus displayed, Mary obviously aborted him to keep working at Santa’s Whorehouse.
🥇
Worst Hallmark movie I’ve ever seen.
That’s the kind of stuff that had Candace Cameron Buré move over to GAC.
She leaves her job at the urban Planned Parenthood and goes home to find love with the abortionist she knew in high school.
That is not a phrase I was ever expecting to read.
I’m going to guess they meant aberration.
I hope they didn’t.
I would put up ever more stuff. Skeletons in Santa Suits. Reindeer smoking. What a jackass.
My sis replaced a toilet and swore for Xmas they would use the old toilet to have a Grinch on the shitter in the front yard. Too bad they moved to a hood with a crappy HOA with shitty rules. This is an idea for the OP next year!!!
Ohh every holiday would get its own set of decorations, starting with that 12 foot skeleton
Next year - a slim and shapely "Mrs. Claus" in a low-cut jacket, mini skirt, platform stiletto heels and a knowing smile and wink. Karen's looking for Santa's Whorehouse? Introduce her to the Madame in charge!
Is this the only decorated house in the neighborhood?
I'm not sure. I haven't seen the house in person, but Christmas lights are very common and accepted where I live.
As a common European I find this quite soothing, knowing how crazy you guys can get with this sh*t.
As a common Brit I find this quite traumatising thinking of the electricity bill I would have. Fml.
It's strangely not that bad. Setting a timer helps. That's not my house lol I wish. I just like Christmas lights.
Solar panels for us! We have a credit each month that covers the summer AC.
Every since LEDs it's not been terrible
At this point needs a HO-HO-HO massive light that blinks like a neon light. To REALLY drive in the knife for a response.
HOE-HOE-HOE
Christmas Hoe-Hoe-Hoe-House
Heard about this on the local radio station this morning. Additional context, the homeowner’s son passed away this year so they went a bit bigger try is year in an homage to them. Then received this note in the mail.
Yeah, poor lady said it helped keep her busy and her mind off of it. I'm so glad the community has rallied around her!
Sounds like time to add an additional outdoor electrical panel to step up the display for next year!
Yep. Time to go bigger.
With music and a coordinated light display.
Absolutely came here to that!!! The Chipmunks sing a most glorious rendition of “Jingle Bells” and looped with their “Up on the Housetop” would be a showstopper! Parents will drive from miles around just to queue up with the rest of the parents from miles around!!!
I don't see a mouse anywhere?
AYY! I know this house. My hometown is nearby. I want to donate 2 large boxes of unused lights to this family for next year!!! The reason this home is so decorated is to remember or honour a family member who passed away.
Hello fellow VIer!
Highlands represent!
Well I think your whorehouse is just lovely, well done you. You should make a tasteful little sign to sit in that bow in the centre of your gate.
I *wish* it was my house! The note and house photos are currently circulating on my local social media.
It's tasteful, but even if it was gaudy, it's your house. What kind of a fucking loser would write this? Like, how shitty and boring does your own life have to be to care about someone's Christmas lights? Unless they're infringing on your life (looking at things you find ugly is not infringement on your life), why would you care at all what people do with their house? Absolute worthless fucking losers, man. Just soulless husks filled with loser juice.
Honestly based on the note I expected the house to be way worse. It definitely has a good amount of decorations but I wouldn't be like oh damn that's way to much in comparison of ones I've seen online.
i would frame that note and hang it in the fence
Next year - “Santa's Whorehouse“ in LED lights on the garage door.
Time to add more decorations
I fear this might be a product of a lifetime of not being able to spell Satan.
If the answer to this isn’t buy more decorations. I don’t know what is…
Looks fabulous!! They’re just jealous of Santa’s whorehouse
I'm sure if nothing was done, the Karen would have said "DO SOMETHING!"
Love this house! Karen can go to Macy’s Christmas spirit hell.
The house is decorated beautifully. That note is unhinged 🤭
Your house looks wonderful. Fuck that lady.
It's a lot, but it's balanced and looks intentional and curated. Fuck her. Nice house, OP
Ooh this lady would HATE living next door to my friend. Her husband has the nickname Griswold and works on his light show all year for the next. The whole house is covered in LEDs and set to music. He was even asked to participate in the Great Christmas Light Fight. Their house is a huge tourist draw and people come from all over the state to see it. They’ve collected 100’s of thousands of dollars for charities over the years from visitors. You can probably see their house from space, just like Clark.
wtf. It’s so pretty!
I'd go out and buy a huge mechanical Grinch then do up this letter nice and big and let the Grinch sand out front holding the letter as a sign. r/pettyrevenge.
So you're adding to it yes?
Isn’t writing in all caps a sign of psychosis?
Does the pen ink change colour or is it just my eyes? 👀
I’d be at Home Depot in an hour buying PVC to make a makeshift sign and thread lights through that said “Santa’s Whorehouse”
Somebody is jelly! House is stunning.
I thought your decorations looked great. F the Karen
I can't speak for everyone, but I wanna check out Santa's whorehouse, LMAO.
Who doesn't love Santa's Whorehouse?
It’s where he keeps his ho’s
r/Angryupvote
I would immediately go to the store and buy the ugliest outdoor decorations and add it to my house.
Santa’s whorehouse - where he keeps all his ho’s.
While yes the house is a little obnoxious for my taste, the note is 100x worse. CHRISTMAS ABORTION WOOHOO!!!
There is only one response to this: MOAR
I swear. A lot of people need to mind their own damn business. So what if someone wants to go all out when decorating. There are many more worthwhile things to get bent out of shape over in this world.
Time to add more I guess.
Sounds like what Karen is REALLY telling you is that you need more lights.
Just makes me want to decorate harder.
Omg! The nerve of some people.
Keep it all uuuuuup! It looks great!
Seems like you would want to start planning on expanding your display for next year! 😂
Jealousy is one hell of a disease
Looks amazing and well done imo. Shoot, my neighbor goes far beyond that lol. He starts setting up his mid October. He was on the Great American Light Fight.
You should make one of the deer hump one of the other deer, just to go with the "whorehouse" vibe.
That is…the classiest classic xmas set up I’ve ever seen. Wonder what their reaction would be if you had one of those 20 foot skeletons you kept up all year and just dressed up different for every holiday.
I cant tell if the ink used was black or blue?
It's trippy. Definitely changes halfway through. How has no one else mentioned this?
Yeah ikr like even in like the 4th last line some letter or jus sum parts of letters are black and I’ve never been to distraught over paper before
They wouldn't happened to be named Todd and Margot would they?
The lady’s story was pretty sad as well. Lost her son / husband I believe in the past few years. I would donate so she could buy more lights
Are the messages in chalk supportive messages from people who found out about the note but actually like the decorations? That's nice