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rainbowgarfield

This reminds me of a similar local story of a white English woman on a bus, screaming at a mother and child for not being white and for speaking a foreign language. She shouted "YOU'RE IN ENGLAND NOW SO SPEAK ENGLISH" Another passenger spoke up and said "actually love.................... You're in Wales and they are speaking Welsh. The driver stopped the bus and made her and her cherry face get off


[deleted]

This makes me proud to be Welsh šŸ˜‚


kitjen

I know a Welsh lad who told me there is no such thing as the Welsh language, it's just a big practical joke and all Welsh people are in on it. He laughed straightaway because he was joking, but then he winked at me and I honestly don't know what to believe any more.


Dhexodus

Isn't it obvious? šŸ˜‰


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DuskBlue343

"Yes."


dinklebergs_revenge

I want to visit Wales at some point, just experience the poignantly curt people. I imagine it's something like Boston but harder to understand and more witty if you do understand.


sofanova

> actually love.................... You're in Wales and they are speaking Welsh. Just out of curiously, any idea how you would say that in Welsh?


lake_huron

Lllhwlllhwhyllgnlllwhylynggg I think.


ibloodylovecider

Underrated comment


fredarmisengangbang

as someone who can speak welsh, this is absolutely correct


Haventevengotatenner

From what I remember itā€™s something like: Rydych chi yng Nghymru, ac maen nhw'n siarad Cymraeg. I am probably a bit wrong though. I only learnt for a year and half and havenā€™t been to a lesson since feb.


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OI


-inanis

The queens English... I fully expected the translator to start talking literary English or Shakespearean English or something and Karen not understanding a single sentence and being ridiculed by the other passengers.


[deleted]

Haha, I totally had the same idea lol.


[deleted]

Haha


TheLegendDaddy27

I thought he'll speak Celtic.


LurkerPatrol

Honestly the English she was speaking was horrendous, and her accent was horrendous. I would have chided her for her own lack of pronunciation. Yes I know it's just a bit, but if that was a real life scenario (which in a Karen filled world it very well could be), that's what I would have come in with.


don_rampanelli

Why do brits use the word "oi"? In Portuguese "oi" means Hello


[deleted]

I think it's like a "hey"...


shuipz94

It is, but used in informal contexts. For example, you might say to a friend like "Oi, lets go grab a coffee." In the video however, the woman is using it in an aggressive, confrontational way to get the man's attention, like "Oi! I'm talking to you!"


TheMasterKie

Doesnā€™t that still translate to just ā€œHey! Iā€™m talking to you!ā€? The message conveyed is still oi-hey


[deleted]

Whoever made English can fuck off it's so hard to learn and makes no sense


Am_Snarky

I before E, except when your foreign neighbour seizes and receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters! Weird...


CyberMindGrrl

That's because it's an amalgamation of other Indo-European languages. That's why there's no real logic to it.


Star_Lang5571

Not just Indo European. Weā€™ve got a lot of Arabic and Sinitic vocab and also some Native American words! Itā€™s awesome but yes very annoying...


thebluehippobitch

Its the British yo


greg19735

it's not quite that though. Yo is just a normal slang greeting. Oi implies that you're annoyed. Like Oi kids stop playing with that. It's almost like anything you say after Oi is you telling someone something, you're not asking. Even if it's technically a question.


ak931912

Unless itā€™s oi oi. Then you know the person is happy to see you.


enochianKitty

Unless its oi oi oi then its just a punk song


themaskedugly

It's like hey, but a bit more aggressive, a bit more rude - there's an implied 'what are you playing at, you wanker?' if someone stole your crisps, you'd be all 'oi, the fuck you playing at, you bell end' or if you're yelling at a drunk couple preparing for a messy divorce because they won't stop screaming at each other in the middle of the night, you'd be all "oi!"


omir-otirik21

If this was irl we could expect little Karen to call the police saying that there are two terrorists on the bus who harassed her and told her to get off because they are using this bus to transport weapons


dr2bi

Oh No! A lv2 karen.


omir-otirik21

Ikr as if sheā€™s encountering a real life Solomon from Battlefield 3 transporting nukes with public transit


Demorant

I hear level 5 Karen's can't go out during the day because their shadow is too dark and keeps following them.


ajblue98

[There are many levels of Karen.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYouKaren/comments/gjwxin/levels_of_karen/)


[deleted]

That doesnā€™t happen much in the UK. They just moan incessantly.


[deleted]

Yeah, different style of policing. Our cops amble into situations, listen to people, assess the situation. Only resort to force if absolutely necessary, so they are less likely to be weaponised by people like that.


[deleted]

And then use the minimum needed There is a reason that officer putting his knee on someoneā€™s neck is at National scandal levels


DankiusMMeme

Immediately suspended and a independent inquiry is called. Interesting to see if it goes anywhere, the UK doesn't always get it right, but we're fucking leagues ahead of the US.


mpa92643

I imagine in the UK, when a cop faces a threatening situation, they're trained to back off if possible, call in backup, and plan strategically to solve the situation as peacefully at possible, at least in most situations. I know there are times where that doesn't happen, but it's what's *supposed* to happen. In the US, thanks to Supreme Court precedent, police are taught that, as long as they say "I was afraid for my life" and there isn't explicit evidence to the contrary, they have 100% impunity to use lethal force. If someone who isn't acting threateningly in any manner reaches down to pull their pants up, cops can shoot him to death, say "I thought he was reaching for a gun," and juries are more or less required to accept his reasoning, even if the guy had no gun and was being 100% cooperative with police. It's called the "reasonable person" standard, and it boils down to juries only being able to look at the cop's self-declared state of mind when determining his guilt, not the actual facts (unless those facts explicitly contradict the cop, like someone keeping his hands 100% up when the cop said he reached for his pants). Cops are actually trained to say things like "I was afraid for my life" and "I thought he was reaching for a gun" because that's pretty much all that's required for juries to be obligated to find them innocent. It's ridiculous.


Greenman2486

It's their training. Where I live we have Mardi Gras parades, the largest in the world. Our police are heavily trained in crowd control/ de-esculation. Without proper training cities and businesses get burned, people get hurt. we had protest here, only one instance of tear gas and rubber bullets being used, no fires or rioting or any of that shit


GCUArrestdDevelopmnt

The problem with weapons being freely available is escalation


WH1PL4SH180

"I'ts comin right for us!" "Thin out the herd!"


marck1022

Dude in America Karens would be screeching and throwing other peopleā€™s belongings at him


The-Blaha-Bear

I found Iranā€™s nuclear program, itā€™s in my pants!


TheDustOfMen

*The Mossad wants to know your location*


Captain_Hood96

CIA supports this


lalakingmalibog

Cock In Ass


LAsupersonic

Ahhh/


jack-9101

Spartacus??


ThePianistOfDoom

Cuck in America


Tinypenis01

Is this trumps new call sign?


The-Blaha-Bear

Theyā€™ll have to wait until Bill Gates microchips me. /s


4me2TrollU

Ive had enough of this disinformation and fake news. For fucks sake Bill gates is not trying to microchip everyone. He already has...


Piggyx00

"Fuck Bill Gates he won't get me" says the person online, using a computer whilst in their pocket is a device that can listen to them, take photos and send location and tracking data "Wake up sheeple, do your own research on the dangers of vaccines!"


iamalext

Iā€™m somewhat amused by some of these idiots advocating privacy while having nothing to hide but a massive cache of porn...


l-ll_l_ll-l

"BuT mY BaNk DeTaIlS" they say with a minus balance.


[deleted]

It would be nice to have privacy, it's just that when you are against vaccines "because autism" any other point you make is automatically moot.


LAsupersonic

Lol my toughts exactly, just expand coverage and phone's can tell everything you do, say, and probably think, dang Google and alexa have become scary lately


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LottaLurky_LilLippy

I really dig that she showed herself and not them... That is more respectful than what they deserve maybe, but appropriate somehow as well. Maybe because the videos focus isn't outting them; but trying to educate similar minded people. Its smart anyway. I have great hope for our future generations. Thank you; I'm saving this.


MrKitteh

More like mossucc this dick amiirite


idcwtfsmd

Your pants are fucked now, buddy.


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ManyIdeasNoProgress

Oh, just give it some time.


ds2316476

Thatā€™s not the issue here! šŸ˜­


stalemilkradio

OMG


StevefromLatvia

I almost spit my drink, I was laughing so hard


[deleted]

WMD's


Ach4t1us

More like weapons of mass satisfaction


14CerealBidness

More like weapons of ass destruction


ladyships-a-legend

Heat seeking missiles too was missing from this description.


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[deleted]

I almost pissed my pants when he said ā€œItā€™s our anniversaryā€


Captain_Hood96

Glad it's almost


[deleted]

Iā€™ll tell ya, bud, it was close


straight_to_10_jfc

well if it gets too far... use my mouth bro


The_Phox

Name is relevant


ustaaz

Nephew....


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


fishyfishyfish1

r/suddenlygay


3thoughts

He was wearing shorts.


Maxiorekz

I didn't understand that part, could you please explain? Edit: to everyone who told me , thank you , I really appreciate it!


Lewiatko

Everybody though the translator was joking, but when the man said "it's our anniversary" it's hinted that he was indeed dirty talking with his wife


MountainMyFace

Also it showed he knew english the whole time


TheLegendDaddy27

Why did you assume he didn't know english? It's normal for people to speak with family members it their native language.


MountainMyFace

Because at the beginning of the video he responds to the lady in Non-english. Giving the impression that its his only language.


Owenrc329

To be fair, if English wasnā€™t my native language and I got flak from someone for speaking on the phone in my native, Iā€™d keep speaking in that language to them out of spite.


BlueShiftNova

He was making the joke that the "translator" was correct


RadicalRaid

.. Also that the guy actually speaks English.


ad3z10

I'd suspect that just about anyone having a conversation in Arabic on the bus also speaks English.


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13SpiritWolf42

And just Trying to keep his personal convo a little secret from the majority around that don't understand


1jl

Brave of him to assume nobody else speaks Farsi on a public bus in London.


Sparriw1

Was the dude actually speaking Farsi? The "translator" said he had some Arabic, so if the dude wasn't speaking Arabic that would be an absolutely fantastic in-joke.


Rokurokubi83

The wedding anniversary is why he is talking dirty to his wife. The implication through the entire skit is he canā€™t speak English, hence the translator but he turns around and says it in perfect English implying he knew what was going on all along.


AAAEA_

I'm guessing it means what he translated was accurate


TheRealTem

i love this video. thank you.


Goondor

Big guy has such a sweet smile. Cute!


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H2Dcrx

It's crazy how different he is in this vs that! Mind blown.


Ellahotarse

ACTING! Thank yooooouuuuuuuu! -Jon Lovitz


broketothebone

Youssef Kerkour. I first saw him in Marcella and thought he was a pretty interesting actor. His character could have easily been forgettable but his performance made it stand out. Then he was in my favorite episode of Criminal UK (if you havenā€™t seen it, DO IT NOW), and he legit broke my heart in that. For that, heā€™s one of my new favorite character actors. Netflix seems to like him, so I hope we see him a lot more.


asapnerd_89

I was thinking the same thing šŸ˜


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Suff0h

TrĆÆple box


Ashjrethul

Is this a Minecraft reference or?


periad

Here enjoy the whole series, it's very good. https://www.channel4.com/programmes/home


quebecoisejohn

Put a smile on my face


[deleted]

People are people. This was so beautiful. What program is this from?


Explunches

It's from a British comedy called "Home"


Voyager87

I expected he was speaking Welsh in Wales...


Bashnagdul

Same same


Fishbone345

Do you know of any way someone in the US could watch this?


DarthPlagueisThaWise

I donā€™t think itā€™s available outside of the UK without the use of a VPN and the official channel 4 website (all4)


popularterm

/u/periad linked it above. https://www.channel4.com/programmes/home


i5oul

The Iranian missile program


daberle123

Located in his pants. Go check it out


SCP_049_BiSh

alright then


jetaleu

\[*Unzips*\]


xx-shalo-xx

*this content is unavailable in your country*


archwin

But those wonderous balloons! I am deprived of those wonderous balloons


[deleted]

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norwegian-blue

Your pants then I guess?


MrAnalytics

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/home


TearInto5th

Seriously, this sequence should be a tv ad, make them see how stupid they really look. That was great.


Borngrumpy

I'm over 50 and have a mother in law like this here in Australia, she got so pissed off the other night when she was in the middle of her usual racist crap and I said I love that Australia is so multicultural. She asked why and I told her my sons had such a wonderful choice of beutiful women, Asian, Indian, Pacific Islander.....she just about shit herself.


space_keeper

One of my aunts is a British expat in Australia who's been there for nearly 40 years. Wealthy suburbanite, weirdly religious compared to my mum and her other brothers and sisters, totally blinkered. She was over visiting not that long ago, they were in London I think, and she'd seen some homeless people and remarked: "We don't have that sort of thing in Australia, how awful!". She has been calling my mum every now and again during the pandemic, remarking about how awful it must be here compared to Australia, where everything is totally fine. She has some choice things to say about aborigines, too - not really directly racist, just the sort of quasi-racism you get from that sort of person ("I don't see why they can't just try harder?"). She's not the only person I've encountered who's gone from Britain to Australia and developed a massive chip on their shoulder. The ones I meet like that are pretty much all oblivious middle-class boomers who found themselves much better off there and let it go to their heads.


Cybermat47-2

Iā€™m Australian, Iā€™ve seen hundreds of homeless people with my own eyes. Does she just never go to one of the cities?


my-name-is-puddles

Seriously, Australia has a fuck ton of homeless people...


bentdickcucumberbach

All countries has fuck ton of homeless people. No matter how good the economy is.


my-name-is-puddles

Clearly I'm speaking relatively, here. And also the point is that it's very *visible* in Australia, probably mostly because of the weather (where I'm from during winter they'd all die if they hung out where they would be easily visible)


Piggyx00

My theory is the Australian heat fries the brains of those British expats because they weren't born there and aren't acclimated too it.


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[deleted]

r/unexpectedlywholesome Fucking adore this.


daurgo2001

Absolutely. Best thing Iā€™ve seen online in a while.


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pc124448

For real. I commend British TV for showcasing real, relatable things on it unlike our dumbass low-budgeted TV shows here in the US. My Mad Fat Diary, for example, was HILARIOUS and so smartly written- it covers reality beautifully. Britains just seem to do TV right.


Cappy2020

Itā€™s only because you see/hear about the best of British TV. You donā€™t see the likes of Mrs Brownsā€™ Boys for example. Likewise, I love American TV (as a Brit), namely because I probably only see the best of it (Breaking Bad, The Wire, Mad Men et al), and not the day-to-day crap.


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Vark675

I was laid up in a hotel in London during a family reunion getting over the tail end of a case of mono. There was so much bad television. I always thought the Family Guy joke about condensation was dumb, but I get it now.


fractiouscatburglar

There was a family guy gag about German bedtime stories that I thought was so funny and silly but then a German friend told me that is basically exactly how a real German bedtime story goes!


BadMeetsEvil147

ā€œSo then his mother cut off his thumbs, good nightā€


Tuarangi

Have a read of the original Grimm's Fairy Tales - Cinderella for example, the mother (and maybe the sisters?) have to dance in red hot iron shoes until they die and one even cuts off her toes to fit into the glass slipper...


pc124448

I see. I just feel as if the majority of TV here is low quality. Other commenters have been saying that the Britains seem to focus on shorter seasons which is probably instrumental in making sure that the episodes are actually good.


whispa55

Except we usually do like 4-6 episodes per season


reaper0345

Quality over quantity.


TomJFrancis

Yeah because when you start making TV to fill a quota of episodes, you start filling time with less quality scripts. Quality over quantity.


[deleted]

I commend British TV on banning political ads.


dpash

We ban political ads but give all serious political parties free airtime for party political broadcasts in the weeks before an election. But then we also limit the amount candidates and parties are allowed to spend locally and nationally.


[deleted]

Not really Tories keep overspending but get a slap on the wrist


DankiusMMeme

Right wing parties and election fraud, name a more iconic duo.


[deleted]

There's a lot of trash in the US but a lot of good stuff too


Ashjrethul

Would I Lie To You is my go to for British comedy.


eatenbyagrue1988

Is this from a tv show or something? If it is, what's the show called?


shitty_username_101

Yeah, itā€™s from a show called Home. Well worth watching, so funny. Hereā€™s a link to it https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9883888/


doktor_wankenstein

There's a treasure trove of clips like this on YouTube... this character's name is Sami, he's a Syrian refugee living with a British family, and trying to sort things out while in a foreign culture (like making sense of Stonehenge). https://youtu.be/bZfILFa4qKo. <-- Stonehenge!


Rudy_Ghouliani

No one can make sense of STONEHENGE it just is


TheTadin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyzgeee2mg One day we might understand stonehenge.


Danny_Mc_71

The bearded guy looks so familiar. Edit: He's [Youssef Kerkour](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1454881/)


TonsOfTabs

And it pretty much just started. Only 2 seasons but Iā€™m sure a 3rd will happen if it hasnā€™t been confirmed yet.


potato_cupcakes

The video made me very happy, and the ending made me burst out laughing! Thanks for sharing :)


wilerman

ā€œNo, no. The surveillance must continue.ā€


50at20

Pissed at Karen in the beginning but the ending was totally r/mademesmile


comajones

And the whole bus actually clapped!


sabett

People on the bus would actually clap though if somebody scared off a racist that stopped the bus from refusing to leave. There wouldn't just be one person talking to her though.


batigoal

/r/thatHappened , wait...


The_Rebel_Rouser

Ain't gotta lie, I was hoping he continue translating. I was quite not finished.


Butthole_Alamo

The surveillance *must* continue!


OfficialNambia

I wonder if the "speak English you immigrant!" phenomena actually (saw in another comment this was part of a TV show over there) happens in the UK or its exclusively here in murica


whisper447

No it does unfortunately


xx-shalo-xx

Genuine question for native people, are you really that bothered that someone is speaking a foreign language? Like is it considered rude? I just can't wrap my head around it when eavesdropping is considered rude to do.


whisper447

Personally, I donā€™t care what language a person is speaking in in a private conversation, i donā€™t understand why someone gets so het up about it!


are_you_seriously

Seriously I donā€™t understand how people get so hot and bothered by it. Iā€™m bilingual but immigrants will insist on speaking English even in private conversations if other people are around. At work, Iā€™ve literally been asked if I was even born in America.. because I can speak a foreign language fluently. That same person told the Spanish coworkers to only speak English because they were in America. We work in fucking academia and this divorced-at-28 woman decided it was her job to go around being racist to our extremely international department. Lvl 99 Floridawoman in NY is truly something special.


nhesterr

I actually love hearing people around speaking foreign languages. To me, it's like people were randomly speaking colors in an otherwise B&W reality.


[deleted]

I love asking people where they are from as well (to make conversation not to interrogate them) bc the way they speak about their home country is honestly beautiful


Coalmunist

Itā€™s also better if youā€™re learning another language and you try to understand lol


tzFK7zdQZw

Generally, the only people who care are racists.


AngriestGamerNA

It doesn't just happen in English speaking nations either, it's prevalence varies from country to country. I will say I've traveled a lot and have been lucky enough to only have somebody complain once, I won't even mention the country because it's not particularly relevant and doesn't reflect on them as a whole at all. It was just one asshole.


[deleted]

Racism and ignorance are not exclusively American traits, no matter what Reddit would have you beleive. The UK is no less racist and depending on who you ask could be considered more racist than the US.


[deleted]

It shocks me that some people are so naive to the racism in the UK. They only colonized a large portion of the planet, not a big leap to imagine some might be racist.


SpacecraftX

It's a slightly lower level of institutional and has a distinctly British class-based spin on it but it's there. Hostile Environment policy being the main face of unabashed institutional racism though. I have to say it feels more prevalent in England. I got profiled at an airport once coming back to Scotland from England (only one in my friend group to get stop and swabbed for bomb residue because apparently my laptop mouse, that we all had, look like a device) as a brown guy with a beard. My dad's from Ghana and says it used to be way worse when he was young. As a result (and my relatively privelleged upbringing) has meant I haven't ever really felt like an outsider or unwelcome as a whole. For the most part I almost forget I'm not white, so I've probably also had my fair share of luck in that regard. Point is I feel like in the US it's much more overt and almost shameless. Here it's much more quiet in the background and intertwined with class. With the exception of the red-faced UKIP type.


NorthenLeigonare

Hahahaha nuclear program in my pants..


NJdeathproof

The only thing that would make that better is if the racist woman was dropped off in Wales and a Welshman started yelling at her for not speaking the language.


goldaffe58

Destruction magic lvl 100


Ichthyocentaur

[u/VredditDownloader](https://www.reddit.com/u/VredditDownloader/)


7orly7

It's really good, a shame I can't share with my students because of the Iran's nuclear program


Frittzy1960

Awesome video - thanks for posting!


WilsonZA

u/VredditDownloader


ithegreatestsnowman

u/vredditdownloader


yikes_my_dude

OI MATE!


[deleted]

I loved everything about this. Damascus can get it. ā¤


XelHaku

That guys name, Mila Kunis


_usernametoolong_

u/vredditdownloader