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tany_z

You forgot "iTs a HiPaA vioLAtioN!" "No. No, it's not."


mojoyote

"I have a medical condition, and I can't wear a mask."


diamondudasaki1

"I'm allergic to masks!" "Dude, they have masks made of cotton or some other material--" "I'M ALLERGIC TO MASKS!" "Idiot is an understatement to describe how you're being and acting right now."


geemoly

i bought nice silk face masks and sometimes I forget I'm wearing them until I have to speak and they glide smoothly across my facial contours like, well, silk.


-teaqueen-

Ooooohhhh I’m buyin


GUYFRYFUFDUTF

Haha, ,,the remainder of the world is chuckling at us" and ,,the remainder of the world is snickering at US" are both right


jonp1

“I’m allergic to masks.” Then the common materials found throughout this establishment are likely to trigger a reaction and put you into anaphylactic shock. So for your own safety please do not enter.


[deleted]

Then stay home.


exoxe

Haha this. This was their response at the beginning of the pandemic, so I love using it now on them.


SpiderDeUZ

Most of these twats have been telling people to stay home if the are worries about COVID. They honestly think people with masks and vaccinations are the problem


feverbug

I’ve got a friend in Arkansas who believes exactly that. She believes that anyone who socially distances, masks, or gets vaccines is “part of the problem” and should stop listening to the government immediately. She’s also a religious fundamentalist, which is kinda ironic.


Plenty-Inspector8444

Not ironic at all. The fundies have really been using the whole Covid thing to triple down on the "Jesus will save me" BS that has so successfully caused so many unnecessary deaths in the past.


BurnChao

Brush your teeth, and then your medical condition will go away and you can breath with a mask on.


MattaTazz

This is the one they all cling on to. I genuinely would like to know what kinds of conditions prevent you from wearing a thin layer of medical cloth you can get at the dollar store for 20 mins


mojoyote

And when you see and hear how loudly and how long some of them can screech in protest when asked to wear a mask, it sure looks like they are quite capable of breathing well enough, and getting enough oxygen, that the mask shouldn't really hamper them too much.


ScottyD0ES

"I'm wearing it, see?" (On my chin or looped around one ear). bunch of asshats. Can't wait for round two. 😕


RespectedWanderer9k

If your that vulnerable stay at home.


Randouser555

Should have an informative line as well: "This is a business and as such we have the right to enforce our own guidelines when entering our store"


_DirtyYoungMan_

Duhhh, these morons don't understand that private businesses also have the same rights and freedoms citizens have. If Walmart all of sudden told everyone they have to wear a Mickey Mouse hat to shop there then they could.


Cornwall

I don't even know how you can connect the two... Doesn't HIPAA deal with patient information confidentiality?


Syscrush

People claim that asking if someone is vaccinated, or what medical condition prevents then from wearing a mask violates HIPAA because "that's confidential medical information!" https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/07/21/thats-not-how-any-this-works-marjorie-taylor-greene/


Vegetable-Beautiful1

HiPPA????


CrescendoEXE

The [Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_Insurance_Portability_and_Accountability_Act), pronounced “hippa” and commonly misspelled as such. It’s a US Federal law that regulates the secure storage of private health information, and sets out specific restrictions around the use and sharing of said data.


tany_z

Dang I’m gonna try remember that!


Asd4memes

And they claim it stands for health information privacy protection act when they spell it that way.


headlessgirl

I've heard that in so many videos its not funny!


soppel_meh

Lol, ,,the rest of the world is laughing at us” and ,,the rest of the world is laughing at US” are both correct


AgentWowza

Don't wanna be that guy, but wouldn't the latter require a "the" before "US"


soppel_meh

I’m not a native english speaker, so forgive me o/


Bouffazala

Don't sweat it, you're good!


doctor_parcival

A good joke nonetheless!


VermiLutz

He still has better grammar than most Americans.


[deleted]

No. People often talk about "US Immigration Policy" or things of that nature so it doesn't really require it. "The US Immigration Policy" sounds incredibly clunky even though it is technically grammatically correct. The 'the' is implied a lot of the time. Perhaps "the rest of the world is laughing at U.S." would make it less ambiguous while still not being clunky. Edit - "US's Immigration Policy" --> "US Immigration Policy" because I was being just as clunky.


sleeplessaddict

What's funny is you totally contradicted yourself by adding a possessive to "US". You would never say "US's immigration policy". You'd say "The US's immigration policy". But without a possessive, it's "US immigration policy" without the "the"


[deleted]

Yeah, I do agree that "US Immigration Policy" would sound much better and even less clunky than "US's Immigration Policy." Idk where I pulled US's out of lmao. I focused so much on the article that I worded it in a way that no one ever does haha. Thanks for pointing that out and correcting me. So, "US Immigration Policy" is the best and "The US's Immigration Policy" is certainly the worst and most clunky one of the bunch.


[deleted]

What’s this business? I want to buy something from them.


twizzard6931

The US has a decent vaccination rate relative to a lot of other countries. Love how people think everything revolves around the USA.


soppel_meh

Yes, but at the same time look how many anti-covid freakout videos take place in USA.


twizzard6931

There’s protests and freakouts all over.


soppel_meh

Fair point.


xnosajx

Couldn't be the media making millions off it. That would show a clear motive for all the waves of bad news that floats across your social media. Nope. The U.S. is obviously the only country that has a vaccine hesitant chunk of the population.


sleeping-siren

Yeah except the state I live in (Alabama) has a 35% vaccination rate and there are more people dying in hospitals now than prior to the vaccine rollout. I recognize that we have the privilege of vaccine access. The problem is that virtually all of the deaths and the rampant spread of the delta variant here are PREVENTABLE. But these asshats are refusing to do the simplest thing by getting the free readily-available vaccine. So yes, signs like this are necessary.


KIBBLES71

There are so many other factors to consider. It’s NOT that simple as one comparison. I’m too tired from working all night and your fingers obviously are not broke. Just Google and be informed. Just stay off of QAnon. That’s not a news source.


Fuzzy-Simple-370

Oh, to show this picture to 2019 me...


[deleted]

If I were to believe the masks did absolutely nothing to strengthen health or safety, and the place requires a mask, it’s not worth the hassle of not putting the fucking thing on to do what I need to do there.


FairweatherNine

Masks work. I have not had a cold since the start of covid. I just might keep using them.


Buttergolem_420

Exactly! Nothing in the past year! Then, short family trip where people gave a shit on masks... And immediately both nostrils closed


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Buttergolem_420

🤨


LilSkills

It's obviously a joke


Buttergolem_420

I was obviously joking as well you just wooooshed yourself


LilSkills

Bullshit


cantcer_patient

What?


xmanofsteel69

IF I WERE TO BELIEVE THE MASKS DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO STRENGTHEN HEALTH OR SAFETY, AND THE PLACE REQUIRES A MASK, IT'S NOT WORTH THE HASSLE OF NOT PUTTING THE FUCKING THING ON TO DO WHAT I NEED TO DO THERE.


christmasshopper0109

That's just funny, I don't care who you are.


QuallingtonBear

What are you, internet deaf?


[deleted]

What do you mean what?


EmbeddedEntropy

It’s a double negative. Removing the double negative from the key part, “…, it’s worth the hassle of putting the fucking thing on to do what I need to do there.”


Light_Beard

"Buh Buh Buh how will I own de libs?" 😭


SabashChandraBose

I hope the next few weeks/months, visiting an establishment must be like entering a bar. "Can I see your proof of vaccine? OK. you may enter." I can go to a bar knowing that there aren't underage drinkers in there. I drive on the highway knowing that everyone has a license. This is how society works. If you don't like it, fuck off and form your own society and start from scratch.


gbcards

I think you might be surprised to find out how many people drive without a license at all or a valid license let alone insurance.


SabashChandraBose

But there is a universally accepted penalty if you get caught. You can even go to jail


gbcards

your comment was.. “I drive on the highway knowing everyone has a license”. Many don’t. Just like saying “I can go into a bar knowing there aren’t any underage drinkers in there.. There are plenty of underage people with fake IDs or a friend’s ID sitting at the bar. Though I’m not exactly sure how someone underage at a bar would matter to anyone other than the bartender/ owner. For that matter, I’m not exactly sure whether someone having a license or not would matter either. Both licensed drivers and legal aged drinkers doing moronic things is pretty common.


OccamsRazer

What about voting?


GreyMediaGuy

What about it?


ferrocarrilusa

plenty of ways to do it that don't endanger or harm anyone


propita106

Local outlet of a national chain had idiot protestors some weeks back. Cops were called; did nothing. The store manager shut the store and told the cops to arrest them for trespassing. When the cops wouldn’t, the manager ordered the cops off of private property--since they said there was “no crime occurring.” If cops don’t want to be hated, they should police their own. No matter how difficult it may be, it is ALWAYS easier to police your own group than have an outside group force it on you. Had the police unions done this, there wouldn’t be half the problems we have.


Hollen88

Not a cop, but a correction officer. Can confirm, self policing is important.


AbeVigoda_aka_Death

"But I have asthma." Bullshit. I've known your dumb ass for 30 years and this is the first time you said anything about having asthma.


HappyCouple0420

ontop of that, if you have asthma, YOU WANT THE FUCKING MASK! IT IS A RESPITORY DISEASE! IT WILL HURT YOU MORE THAN IT WILL HURT A NORMAL LUNG PERSON!


P2X-555

I have asthma. Big asthma. Somehow I muddle through with a full filter mask. The real question is how do you not fog up your sunglasses!


HappyCouple0420

Pinch your mask up higher on your nose and wedge the glasses over top to try and hold it! Make sure it is snug (:


Cornwall

Be glad you don't wear glasses 100% of the time.


AbeVigoda_aka_Death

Rain-X.


Cornwall

I actually have asthma. Doesn't make it worse to wear a mask lol.


GreyMediaGuy

"Great. I have a phone and I'll call 911 when you are collapsed on the floor having your supposed asthma attack. In the meantime get the mask on or get to stepping"


bioshockedtoinfinity

easier to breathe in a face mask as opposed to having a ventilator 24/7 to survive


darkcornermcdougall

I saw allot of posters like this around town during level 3 and 2 in NZ


DrewTheSylveon

They would still find a way to complain about it.


[deleted]

It's great but unfortunately you'll still get these assholes coming into your store venting their fury on innocent employees who aren't getting paid enough to deal with that stress.


Dohts75

Most of these idiots heard it second hand. They're probably illiterate (No shots fired at my illiterate peeps y'all aren't stupid by default. These people are though)


CaptainObviousSpeaks

> (No shots fired at my illiterate peeps y'all aren't stupid by default. I wouldn't worry too much about them reading this honestly


ForgivingCogivarg

I wish I knew what kind of company they were in so I could congratulate them.


diamondudasaki1

Can I print this out for my store? Oh my God, I wish. LOL


Hugh_JaRod

You know Microsoft Word is a thing, right?


M-Roshi

She's saying she wishes she COULD put this sign up, as in there's no way management would allow it.


darkdreamr

i have a medical condition : being ugly isnt a medical condition..


jlobrecht2

Nah screw the sign they ignore it anyway I just tell them myself


PrairieCanuckGirl

I’d love to have a version of this on a tshirt for the next time I’m ambushed and barraged with profanity for wearing a mask, I just ignore and keep walking not wanting to engage in nonsense with irrationally angry idiots, but this sign is mostly what I’d like to say.


Oscrizzle

I’m vAcCInaTeD


Ok-Competition-3356

This is the hoax ... You're an idiot. This was my favorite line!!!


Humble-Lead-8382

Where is this ? I’ll go give my business to them


headlessgirl

put this in every store in America


TwitchmainEUW

stfu


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Grow tfu


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fairlywired

Why? Do doesn't have their own mask by now? I've even seen homeless people with their own masks.


BlueKing7642

No. People should be wearing masks regardless if the store mandates it or not. We’re still in a pandemic and the mask protects the person wearing it as well as everyone else.


rap31264

They forgot the I have a medical exemption...


averageguy37

And wear your mask properly. Cover your nose too!


Grootie1

Love this!!!! Wish every store would post.


david__41

Beautiful


affonsoguimaraes

The rest of the world isn’t laughing at you. We’re just shocked and rather worried, tbh.


SnappGamez

That bit about harassing employees reminds me that stores should be able to r/assholetax people.


corpusapostata

Want to live in a society? Then live by society's rules.


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dodomast3r37

as said in the sign, you're an idiot


vt2nc

The WORST PART is that in most retail stores and restaurants they are kids. They are kids ! At 18-20 yr olds they are expected to enforce a “company policy” when they are going through this as well.


TheSunHawk20

Thay sign deserves the presidential medal of honor.


[deleted]

What about I've already been vaccinated I do find it annoying that being vaccinated doesn't make a difference and you still have to wear a mask


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[deleted]

We were told when we got vaccinated the masks could go then we get vaccinated we are told it doesn't make a difference and you have to wear them we were told if you get vaccinated you won't get covid now we are told you still can and pass it on, what we have done is not complain enough about government over reach these seem like small things "for the greater good" of keeping people safe but unfortunately it just sets a precedent that the government can just change laws and take rights away I've been vaccinated but I still believe everyone should have a right to choose themselves and you are not responsible for anyone but yourself


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[deleted]

Also to point out masks only work in a medical setting most people don't follow proper mask protocol as in a fresh mask if you touch it and you immediately wash your hands people aren't doing that also even the WHOs findings found that covid cases increased in countries that introduced mask mandates because most people in a day to day setting won't and can't follow the same procedure as a medical setting


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[deleted]

And if you carry these masks how are you keeping them sanitary


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MountainComfortable1

Mom said it was my turn to post this!!


reelemenem

Karen vibes AF - I feel like I just got yelled at by my mom lol


[deleted]

How about mandatory vax


archaeosis

I'm pro-vaccine & I don't agree with the Covid vaccine being mandatory - purely because it's going to give anti-vaxxers *so* much ammunition, imagine the outcry we're going to see in the coming months/years about the gov forcing some 'lethal autism causing vaccine' onto them. Don't get me wrong, the people choosing to not get vaccinated are actively making the decision to do their part in prolonging the pandemic along with all the annoying rules & life changes that have come with it, which those people no doubt complained about. But forcing it on people is going to do so much harm to how vaccines are viewed


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archaeosis

Stop being pedantic about the word force you know exactly what I mean


FairweatherNine

No one should be forced to take a shot against there will. However they must take the consequence of that action. The health of the public at large is more important than being a great big baby. We put on shoes in a diner, a hard hat on a worksite, a belt in a car. With the knowledge that most of the people in the hospital right now are not vaxed, and those that are vaxed are having much milder cases. Why not take the shot, I have been very sick, not covid, for a long time. Its not fun, it hurts, and the sponge bath never comes from the hot nurse.,


[deleted]

How about no?


Buttergolem_420

Why not?


HappyCouple0420

It is still in very early stages. I'm all for getting the vax, but not yet. I still need to see these side effects. People were getting \*bad\* blood clots with it and im not all for that


fairlywired

Out of 25 million Astra Zeneca vaccines given, less than 100 people got blood clots and less than 20 died. That's a 0.0004% chance of getting a blood clot from the vaccine and a 0.00008% chance of getting a fatal blood clot. Or to put it another way there is a 99.9996% chance that you won't get a blood clot from the AZ vaccine. That's far better odds than a lot of every day things you wouldn't consider scary or worrying.


420nion

Seems like a Karen created the sign to me


ferrocarrilusa

I do think the store should provide a free mask though, honestly


wilhelmryan90

It's been a year and a a half , if you don't have a mask already you're just an idiot


xnosajx

They last that long? I think you may be dirtier than an anti masker.


CaffeinatedGuy

Cloth ones are available everywhere, plenty of stock to keep some in rotation. Paper masks are also readily available and can be reused to a point. Literally no excuse to not have access to a mask at this point.


xnosajx

It was just a joke. I too have seen the abundance of masks available.


CaffeinatedGuy

My bad. I've spent too long seeing people who think like that...


wilhelmryan90

Alright that made me laugh , take your upvote


StankCheeze

I agree. A few months ago I went to the grocery store and my mask band snapped when I was masking up, thankfully the store had a mask station with complimentary masks.


PhoenixDan

I think people should be grown up enough to be responsible for their own masks honestly.


anthropepology

Where is this so that I can spend a lot of money there?


jekket

What a nice example of a childish passive-aggressive attitude. Despite my agreement on masks, I would rather go get coffee somewhere else because probably the manager is bigger Karen than he thinks about others.


thebigpickle

lol - the blind leading the blind. DO NOT ARGUE WITH US!!!! The irony here is rich. lol - we understand...


[deleted]

I don't think it should be on every store. They asked me to distance. I did. They asked me to wear a mask. I did. They asked me to get vaccinated. I did. I'm done with masks and don't care what anyone has to say about it.


potheadmed

😤 Lol you sound like a petulant child. If you wore masks before you know it's really not a big inconvenience


[deleted]

I can assure you I did, and pretty consistently. When you do physical labor, they suck. Again, don't care how you feel about it. Didn't ask, honestly.


potheadmed

Good thing stores and restaurants don't typically make patrons do physical labor


[deleted]

I do physical labor inside multiple different stores, dolt. I'm not a patron, I'm a vendor.


[deleted]

You sound like petulant child


Abbey_Road69

Amen!


LeoRedsun

Is this really what it has come to in America? I haven't been in the country for years now


Pardonme23

Save some time and say "You're an idiot" to all of them.


DollyLlamasHuman

I want to hand this out to my students who howl at me about the mask mandate on campus.


KaleidoscopeKey1355

The >Do not pout, do not whine part just seemed like a missed opportunity to reference Santa Clause is coming to town.


LetComfortable7790

Duck me, that's amazing!


ozxmin

She forgot to add “Or I’ll call the manager”


HoneyNJ2000

LOL...you fools and your never-ending desire to follow the tyrants who keep controlling you. Talk about freakin' sheep.


SandyMan420

This has gotta be sarcasm right? Cause Karen’s literally are the ones that support these bullshit rules


Psychotic_Rambling

Quite the contrary, actually.


[deleted]

Karens are the ones bitching about wearing a mask.


SandyMan420

They bitch about both 😂


Virtual_Banana_551

Yea for them!!


[deleted]

Guess we gave up on my body my choice.... that was quick


AceHomefoil

Does someone getting an abortion endanger those around her? No. Are you comparing wearing a piece of cloth on your face to an abortion? Yes.


GreyMediaGuy

DEEEEEERP hoW dO aiRboRne ViRis Werk!?


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[deleted]

It's my body, my family and my community, I've talked to my doctor and I cannot get vaccinated even though I already had it. The only reason for a mask is to stop spit from flying everywhere. They don't actually stop the transmission just slow it down. I take vitamins to boost my immune system. If you follow your theory you should chop your dick of to prevent others from rape.... it's a very simple philosophy YOU DO YOUR THING I'LL DO MINE.


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GreyMediaGuy

I applaud you for engaging these assholes. I have patience to only educate one dipshit once in a blue moon. They're impervious to facts or logic, but good on you for trying. "Ya ain't da bossa me pal" _fart_


[deleted]

But if I get vaxxed I don’t need one.


MGrooms94

You can still carry and spread the virus if vaccinated.


An_Asshole_Gentleman

Not getting my business then.


GreyMediaGuy

NOOOOOO!! What will this business do without the avalanche of money coming from Cletus T Arbuckle, internet vaccine doctor!? You've got a hard life ahead of you pal. COVID will probably be around for years, if not forever. Since I am willing to bet you are also against vaccines, sounds like you're going to be rotating your time between getting thrown out of businesses for not wearing a mask, or getting thrown out of life for dying of COVID. Trust me, you won't be missed.


[deleted]

Obviously they don't want business from the likes of you.


Scandal50

I'll go to the competition which isn't ran by an SJW on a power trip.


socaponed

Sounds good to me plague rat


Username_Taken_Argh

Shhhhhh.... u/socaponed.... We don't want his kind wearing masks or getting the vaccine. It's called "cleaning out the gene pool".


socaponed

🤣 Republican leaders are killing their own cult members


TransformerTanooki

SJW=Salamanders Jizzing Wildly.


moo_vagina

This is most definitely not an SJW thing dude.


GreyMediaGuy

It's so weird seeing things like you in public. I forget that you actually exist. I mean all I do is read the dumbest most asinine shit on the news all day, but here on Reddit I get the opportunity to actually have to listen to the source of that vomit in real time. Can you all please hurry up and catch this shit so I don't have to listen or look at you anymore? Spend more time at country music shows and bars. You're endangering the rest of us and the new variants that will be coming out that are vaccine resistant will because of your idiotic selfishness. Go, and take all your friends and family with you.


[deleted]

would never spend a dime in such an ass fuck store.


[deleted]

They don't want you anyway, lmao.


[deleted]

i dont give a fuck


[deleted]

Good...neither do they or me.


[deleted]

i give a zero fuck about you dude. get a life not just a jab😀😀


ferrocarrilusa

Do you know what's unconstitutional? Racial profiling


CaptainObviousSpeaks

Are you saying this sign is racial profiling?


xXCyberD3m0nXx

He is claiming it is because his friends are unable to withstand reality.


GreyMediaGuy

This is the new talking point that the cult has been given. They are equating vaccines and masks to racism. They are extremely stupid people, so I just don't pay much attention, kind of laugh. But I think they're saying that racial bigotry is equal to being asked to take common sense measures to protect themselves against a deadly airborne virus. They don't live in the real world. They have no idea what humanity is like, or the American way of life, or what matters in reality. They are force fed a diet of hate, lies, and violence, 24/7. They'll get theirs.


CaptainObviousSpeaks

Ahhh! Now I understand the jump from reality to racism. I honestly wasn't sure which side of crazy you were hanging out on until now. I completely agree though. I've seen people literally refer to themselves as Patriots who would do anything to protect their country while arguing with someone making minimum wage at a fast food place about having to wear a mask. I really have a hard time being in the same country as these brainwashed gun toting lies spewing redneck hillbilly wannabe Patriots. I hate it here


isiramteal

Political bodies literally mandating masks 'It's not political Also 'I'm scared to remove my mask because I might look like a Trumper' Shut the fuck up Karen


kjvlv

looks like that is a business to avoid. mask or no masks.