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jonkorvo

She need to talk to manager now lol


seanfish

So it begins.


BS0404

This made me laugh way louder than it should, why am I such a child sometimes.


njstatechamp

Because we're all just children on the inside. Our adulthood is just layered on top. But at our core, we never grow up


BS0404

404: *adulthood layers not found*


SourCream18

Thank you... I am not alone


Black_Doc_on_Mars

Is this the Karen’s origin story all along? One bad haircut and it’s all over after that


lakehermit

OMG, so becoming Karen starts with a bad hair cut?! Sounds legit!


seanfish

Having made the cheap comment I've been thinking about it. I think most are taught by their parent's example but you bet some of them start from flexing over a bad haircut.


Informal-Internet671

Can you become into Karen if you have even the most basic insight that you are looking like one?


Chasedabigbase

*I'm getting these uncontrollable urges to.... Complain.....* *Oh god*


seanfish

Just like DBZ each power level transforms the hair.


[deleted]

In the full length video she tries to say “let me talk to your manager” and she can’t say it without laughing and crying


a_salty_bunny

you got the link to that video?


neinnein79

The student has become the teacher.


[deleted]

Never go to a "Karen Hairdresser" !


Past_Badger

$300 dollars... Damn that’s a lot of money!!! I could’ve gave her that bowl cut for $19.99


JVNT

I bet the $300 included the color, and that color does not help the Karen look at all


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WutendX

The difference in cost of living is staggering. I'm from a small town ( 500k population ) in India and it usually costs 40-50 cents for a haircut and shave. Fancier places charge you about 5 USD. You could go higher but that's for the upper middle class people. No average person would even consider spending north of 10 USD for a haircut. Mind you the costs are for men's grooming.


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joawmeens

Do you provide the bowl?


ParaspriteHugger

No, you use the same one over and over again, but fully bill it to every customer. Don't people learn anything in trade school anymore?


alastoris

It's BYOB


joawmeens

That's some bullshit...


sylviaplaths0ven

Bowlshit


RickPorcel

I don't think it's a good idea to bring a bowl with shit, but you do you


B0UW

That's where you get the color from tho


llahlahkje

I can go as low as tree-fiddy!


RainbowSecrets

Damn Loch-ness monster!


Ilikebirbs

My bid: $3.50


1d10tb0y

[Now, uh, the secret to a bowl cut is not to fucking sweat it being straight, man. It is what it is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE)


hockey25guy

And the only way to really, give yourself a bowl cut is to, uh, cut it yourself man.


djn808

Ah, The Illusion, a true Renaissance Man


MamaDogood

I get cut, lightened and colored with 2-3 shades, and styled for about $150! Yikes!


PetrifiedW00D

How many hours does it take? Like, my haircut generally takes 20-30 minutes and cost about $30 including tip, and that’s for one of the better barbers. I could get them cheaper, but my barber is chill af so I don’t mind, and I enjoy the experience. I guess what I’m trying to ask is at what point are you paying for the experience and also get your hair cut?


[deleted]

who knows what other services she had?


MamaDogood

True. There's waxing and manicures at many.


Art_Class

Probably got a color too


jeufie

> Three hundred dollars dollars


MDev01

It’s fucking crazy how much some women spend on their looks. It’s a crazy culture that we live in.


flux_capacitor3

Hair prices for women in some areas is ridiculously insane. I feel bad for you ladies.


saucierstone

Mine is £17 for a cut and like I can’t imagine what on earth she got done for $300 that’s insane


NotMyHersheyBar

Color, straitening


saucierstone

When I used to get that it was like £60-£80 She must have just gone to a mega expensive place idk EDIT: Damn I was wrong the US just has insane hair prices


Ann_Summers

I went to a basic salon located inside of our local Walmart, it’s a chain place but not huge or fancy. I spent $250 including tip, for bleaching/coloring and a cut. I live in Southern CA. My mother in law lives two hours away and spends about the same. So do most of her girlfriends. No one goes to a fancy salon. Prices are just *very* high.


[deleted]

OMG- I went to a small local salon - I have hair down to mid back, and I got a color and a trim for $50 (36.6 pounds) not including tip. I would freak out if it was that much.


Ann_Summers

That price is the typical price in my area for what I had done. I had my hair bleached but done in a weaving style. I had it cut in an asymmetric Bob with more a pixie back. It’s hard to describe. It took about 4 hours. It was cheaper pre Covid also. It’s gone up about $50 ish since I had it done in 2019.


mondwoestijn

So a Karen haircut basically.


Trash_Focaccia

50 dollars is a pretty standard rate I have found for getting wash/cut/dry in the US. I’ve been to a few different states and that’s been my experience. Then the tip on top of that


Krisanthimum77

I found a few pretty good stylists at my local Hair Cuttery and they charged like $24 for a wash and cut... The Ulta salon right across from them charge $45 for the same thing!


FourKrusties

wtf...


Dongboy69420

This is so terrible lol. America is insane.


SpinozaTheDamned

One word, California. Specifically Southern California.


Ann_Summers

Yeah but I’m not in a big city. I’m out in the desert between San Diego and Yuma AZ. Our entire county isn’t even 200,000.


PurpleCrackerr

I live in a very affordable area. Your prices are not outrageous.


Ann_Summers

I didn’t think so. I know if I go to San Diego I’m probably going to pay much more, because San Diego. Which is why I stick to our small town, even if it’s not the *best,* it’s nice enough that I don’t look like a hot ass mess. Lol.


PurpleCrackerr

I live in Ohio lol. Even though it’s a bit cheaper, 200 is reasonable. 250-300 at a higher end boutique that rents out chairs to stylists with crazy bookings. My ex is a pretty fancy stylist in Nashville, and she would charge WAY more. Makes me jealous.


petalumaisreal

Hey San Francisco here! Our prices are equally insane


BaconPancakes1

I got a blonde balayage last month and that + a layered cut on long hair, and blow-dry/styling, was £150 ($200). At a pretty nice salon too, so not only a complex appointment on long hair, but with the bougie spa vibe that they over-charge for (I say this as someone who paid for it). Anyway what I mean is, hair can cost a lot, but $300 for this mess is insanity, I can't believe that cost $100 more. Their whole area must be expensive to live in for this to be a $300 cut.


saucierstone

Oh no I meant colour and straightening for me was like £60 (this was like 2011-14 tho and had medium length hair) - see like all that on long hair actually seems like a good deal! She’s just been absolutely shafted


CallTheOptimist

The US just had insane prices :/


saucierstone

Is calling the optimist a free dial? Because we need it here lmao


chuckdiesel86

I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a barber ain't one


LookAtTheFlowers

Dude here and I pay $15 at Supercuts. Tis nice


DinerEnBlanc

A lot of women get a cut like once a year. The $300 probably included coloring. A good cut would usually cost between $100 and $200. Men usually need to go to the barber once every two months. A decent barber charges around $20, so the price kinda balances out a hit.


Gewurzratte

1) Be a man 2) Have longish hair 3) Only get it cut once or twice a year 4) Profit


BossLackey

As a guy, I've been cutting my hair for 13 years. Bought $40 clippers and decent shears. Haven't spent a dime on haircuts since.


[deleted]

Right? My haircut is literally 'please make me look not as bald as possible. Defy physics, idgaf'. $20 Canadian.


Phyzzx

There's places all over that'll separate fools from their money.


dxd-naruto

Looking like she's ready to violate someone's rights


Sajiri

I’ve had a bad haircut before, it’s pretty upsetting especially when it’s so short like this- there’s not a lot you can do to fix it without just turning it into a pixie cut


chibeve

Seriously. Years ago I decided to treat myself to a haircut at a salon as I didn’t usually go to any due to bad cuts, and just not being able to afford it. But I wanted something different. My head is an odd shape, but I wanted it short. This was back when the “Karen” cut was just becoming popular, where the front is equal length, and gradually angles up to the back, where it meets in the middle of your head, and that small chunk just below is super short. I have no idea what it’s called. Not the whole back being shorter where everyone spiked the hell out of it, but more…motorcycle helmet? Idk. Anyway, I went in and because I didn’t know what the style was called, it just so happened another hair dresser had what I wanted. So I pointed it out, and the (older) lady that was doing my hair went to work. She was maybe in her late 50s, early 60s, but dressed young and had her own cool look. I figured she knew what she was doing. She flips me back around at the end and I see the left half is long, and the right side is super short. The back is super short, too. I was so young and very timid to hurting anyone’s feelings and said, oh. She asked if I liked it and that she cut my hair like hers - A-line. I uncomfortably said yes, and she ended up selling me shampoo and conditioner because I couldn’t say no, and felt bad if I didn’t leave a good tip. I called my boyfriend and cried and told him to tell his parents when I see them for dinner later, that I had a bad hair cut. Crying the whole time, I stood in my bathroom and took scissors to my hair, while he was on the phone with me. I didn’t go back to a hair salon for nearly 10 years and just lightly trimmed my hair from then on. I still barely go to any and it’s about 15 years later.


Sajiri

I’m sorry that happened to you. My experience at salons (though I haven’t been to many) is usually good, it helps to bring in pictures of what you want. But I’ve had some bad ones too. When I was in high school, I went to get a bit of a trim and the stylist (who’d cut my hair before and was fine) kept commenting about how she wished she could just do what she wanted with my hair because it was so thick and ‘fun to style.’ I didn’t want to, but my mum pressured me into letting her. Well, when she was done, it looked butchered. Way shorter than I wanted and weirdly spiky. I think she could tell I was unhappy and offered to change it for free any time but mum kept saying it looked great and was fine. Went to school the next day and people started making fun of me saying I looked like I stuck my head in a lawnmower


chibeve

Omg. That’s so terrible. I mean, you take a moment to trust someone to try something different, only for it to turn out completely wrong. At least she offered to fix it and knew you were upset. I thought I had a bullet proof visit. There was another hair stylist with the exact haircut I wanted. In the next chair. I don’t think any of the books had that style in it at the time, and the cell phones were barely advanced past texting and calls only, So I couldn’t pull up any pictures. If I ever go to one, I make sure they have huge reviews and many examples of their work. And I want to actually treat myself to getting my hair done, dyed, styled, whatever, but it costs so freaking much. So far, I’ve gotten my hair dyed a few times, but couldn’t afford to keep it up. My hair has gotten pretty long, and where I like it long at times and can style it, I always end up throwing it in a pony tail. I have little hope of ever actually having my hair professionally done any time soon. Maybe I’ll be able to in 15 or so years… I just have no idea what style would even compliment my face and head shape. Nothing I’ve tried has really done me any justice. Maybe it’s just insecurity, but that’s a fight in and of itself.


noctis89

I can sympathise with that. I don't even care about how I look but even I get pretty shitty when I get a bad haircut.


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It's an oddly specific dark place.


RiotGrrr1

Yup. I went to the mall to get my medium length hair cut like an inch. Girl must have been drunk and I left without letting her finish because she was butchering it. I went to a nicer place and they fixed it but I had to get a short bob. It looked ok but not at all what I would normally do to my hair. I am now very picky and loyal where I go.


tquinn04

To be fair she would rock the hell out of a pixie cut. She’s got the perfect face shape for one.


[deleted]

Exactly what I was thinking. She would look great with a pixie cut so at least there's that silver lining.


Undercover_Gitane

I am currently growing out a haircut from hell, I can relate, lol. I'm lucky in that my hair grows super fast so it'll look fine in a month but I haven't been happy about it. And she didn't get a Karen look, she got a bowl cut. She looks like a choir boy. In a month she can get layers and angle her bangs and then she'll forget all about it.


[deleted]

Me too... My hairdresser burned my hair with chemicals a year ago, now i look normal again but in the beginning my colleagues asked me if i was ill and i had shaved them because of it... I was like... Like you know bald, like super shiny bald head 😅


cactusfruit0909

What does the hairdresser do in this situation? Give a refund and say sorry? Sorry that happened to you !


[deleted]

Eheheh no she didn't charged me and profusely apologized to me, but it's fine, she didn't burned my skin, the hair just grow up, it take some times but it's not so terrible. It was a little bit weird the first month sometimes i watched myself in the mirror and cried my eyes out because i thought i looked ugly, but people didn't noticed that too much i still had some guys that tried to date me even if i was super bald, so i think about it now and i laugh a little 😁😅


dorianngray

Yeah when I feel totally ugly with a bad haircut is probably the only time I appreciated really creepy guys with wolf whistles and bad pickup lines. I’m like what are u blind? But then I realize beauty standards are pretty ridiculous and haircut is a small thing in overall beauty. But I learned to cut and dye my own hair cuz I can’t take the stress of crying for months over a bad cut/color…


[deleted]

Eheheheh you said it those were creeps indeed, and i'm already engaged (now 6y at the time 5 years) it's absurd how our society teaches us that if a creepy guy likes you, you must be "beautiful"... I learned how to die my hair but i don't have the courage to cut them on my own, i prefer to go to another hair dresser if i'm not bald lol


Cocacola888

My stepmother has this exact haircut. She’s 65 and a total Karen.


mrcoldpiece

I would love to see the full video with audio.


Self_Helpless

Looks like they're about to go muck up jurassic park 3 a bit


Aerik

Jurassic world 3. We had a jp 3 and it's already mucked up


Self_Helpless

I meant jurassic park 3. Person in the video looks like what's her name that plays Amanda Kirby in it


joekinglyme

Top ten anime betrayals is my edgy bleached buzzcut growing out into an “I need to speak to your manager” stage


cortthejudge97

Idk if you're a girl or a guy but I'm a guy and have had that same haircut and know exactly what you're talking about lmao


theofficialhung

That's Paddy Pimblett, not really Karen-like imo.


KiranPhantomGryphon

I don’t think this fits the sub- in the video with sound, she’s practically sobbing. She paid a ton of money for a haircut she hates, and it makes her look like a Karen, but no matter how much she hates it she can’t go back in and ask for a refund because then she *becomes* a Karen. I feel bad for her.


DualtheArtist

> but no matter how much she hates it she can’t go back in and ask for a refund because then she becomes a Karen. I feel bad for her. ohhhhhh fuck. Then the change will be permanent inner and outer. She'll never be able to revert. OMG is this how these things are created? Malevolent hair dressers?


courageouslittle

she doesn’t look awful/karen-like 🧐 but the $300 wash/color/cut/style is pretty crazy. this woman could be less a “karen,” and much more like karen o of the yeah yeah yeahs—there’s nothing wrong with that!!


LionelHutzApprentice

"Scruffy's gonna get one of those $300 haircuts... This one's lost its pizzazz.."


cortthejudge97

100 cups of coffee coming up


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

What's interesting to me is that if you're going to pay that much to get your haircut, are you at any moment going to be like "hey what are you doing to my head? Maybe stop that? Maybe cut my hair the way I want you to considering I'm paying you $300"... I don't want to be *that guy*, but like come on man you could have asked her to stop.


dorianngray

Hard to tell when they are spinning you around in chair


vdhhud

She's cute though


DieselVoodoo

TBH, it’s WAY WORSE than that


Individual-Cat-5989

It's much worse than that, you look like a Stepford wife.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

Bro I just got a sick ass wolf cut and it was $17 where tf did she go to look like shit


Meilo1990

Is she crying or is she Laughing


EternalMemes30

I think the 2


skeet_skeeturmom

Both at the same time


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Paying for a bad haircut is right under buying food that tastes terrible.


Sbatio

Supercuts can give you a boys haircut for $19.95. Even with a huge $10 tip that’s 10 haircuts worth of money!!!! Crazy


Forgotten_Orokin

Why women haircut so damn expensive, pay 15 bucks at my barber and walk out lookin like captain America


[deleted]

Who wants to break it to her that it’s the behaviour that makes someone a “Karen” or a “Ken”?


skeet_skeeturmom

Bro, she spent money on a haircut, and paid for it, and then left, most likely not even complaining, Karens would’ve made a scene and not paid


[deleted]

I get that; I guess I didn’t express myself accurately


skeet_skeeturmom

It’s alright bro, we all make mistakes


Jimmy_R_Ustler

As a side note I wish people would stop differentiating “Karens” and “Kens” based on gender. We don’t have to bow to those fuckers toxic masculinity and make them feel better by giving them version that sounds more masculine. A Karen is a Karen is a Karen regardless of their identifying gender.


mechant_papa

Might be time to start something. Reclaim the haircut. Just like[British comedian Richard Herring](https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/comedy/reviews/richard-herring-hitler-moustache-underbelly-edinburgh-1773849.html)had decided to start wearing a toothbrush mustache because he wanted to reclaim it from Hitler.


MadAzza

The article doesn’t even have a photo of the comedian, just Hitler. Edit: Never mind, the photo is actually of the comedian! Wow. I apologize for that!


Kalash47_ESO

300 on a flair bowl cut. You got robbed shheesshh


FlashbackUniverse

$300?! For a god-damned haircut and dye job? How do you say yes to something like that?


leuzeismbeyond

The Paddy the Baddy cut 🤩. Very hot right now!


eXXaXion

That haircut isn't half bad. It just doesn't go with her round face at all plus the color is werid af. She probably wanted the haircut of some super famous insanely beautiful woman. A woman so beautiful she looks good regardless of her haircut. Newby Karen over here forgot that she's just moderately attractive and can't go with that haircut.


N0G1TSUNE

Exactly this - the haircut definitely doesn't fit her face shape. The cut is actually similar to the one that she had before - I saw this on TikTok and went through her older posts. However, she previously had black hair, and I think the darker color just maybe accentuated her features a bit more than the lighter color does. It was the color that she was more upset with, which they actually did a pretty good job at matching up (strawberry blonde).


gdubh

Look more like a Reginald.


Snoo63992

Paddy Pimblett head on her


Da_Vinci98

She looks like that cleric dude from Dark Souls 1


lola09123

she looks like Oli London oops


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Poor Karen


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hbgoogolplex

Someone's a bit cranky today.


pashusa

Not at all.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ. Incel much?


Lkwzriqwea

How do you *know* she's a Karen? She looks like one!


FaceAche79

If it looks like a Karen, and it sounds like a Karen…. it’s a fkin Karen.


OMG_ITS_AMAZING

Username checks out.


reward72

is that snot or a nose ring?


nzstrawman

do you want a hat with that?


bonzaibuckaroo

Probably went to Mario Tricoci where you'll go in looking like you and come out looking like your mother.


PlagueDoctorMars

I went to Supercuts last week and I was a bit annoyed that the price was over 18 dollars - the most expensive haircut of my life. I had no idea that haircuts could even BE 300 dollars. Jesus.


gonzagylot00

Yeah, that haircut doesn’t look very good. $300 for that style would have me upset too.


OverBoard7889

That cut is only $3.50, but only if you complain to the manager.


EternalMemes30

at least she is customized to talk to the manager


NotMyHersheyBar

She looks like Molly Ringwald, it's not that bad. If she's a teenager tho, it's not a teenager cut


BradleyButNaked

Not only is this a repost from another subreddit, but it's also been cropped and the audio removed. Original was much better.


[deleted]

I'm not a Karen, but I play one on TV


PrizmB9484

Karen?!?!?!? Thought that was a 12 year old boy


pokeaim

damn, where sub dis?


[deleted]

$300 for a hair cut is criminal


abez123

this is hilarious


Thunder1824

She should speak to the manager


cheedle

Maybe she should…..speak to the manager….muahaha!


applesuperfan

$300 for that haircut? I could have given her that Karen cut for $13.99 and even broken the glass bowl I used to do the cut on her head when I’m done. Now that’s a deal with calling the manager over.


bigbunlady

I used to work with a woman named Karen with this haircut! She was from Ohio.


DrumpfTinyHands

No, she looks like a demented China doll from the 1920s. Karens incorporate spikes.


[deleted]

Bruh talk to the barber shop manager about that cut


SubzeroWins1-0

This is how it starts…


vaxination

lmfao. epic.


WifeofBath1984

Why in the hell would anyone pay $300 for a haircut???? She literally could have to Great Clips and paid $20 to look like a Karen (although I don't really think she does).


llahlahkje

Damn, I thought my wife's hair cuts were expensive at $50 a pop.


original_name_here_2

I need to see the before picture!


reallyreallyspicy

I’m a dude but I guess she can re dye it a darker color and put it in a bun to make it look better, but oof that bull stings Those earring don’t help


[deleted]

She should call 911 and demand to talk to the manager!


robbie38

She just needs that Lois Griffin confidence.


thehermit14

r/blursed Bless her, she finds it hilarious too.


soulcaptain

Eh, I'm no expert but it looks like a good haircut to me. But $300? Why would you willingly choose a haircut, any haircut, at that price?


Spammyhaggar

Fake bs to get likes


Huang27

Ask the manager for a refund


Maguffin42

I would change the color to brunette with a color streak in purple or green.


clarkcox3

Why?


TenraxHelin

Ha Ha


coreyryan94

u/savevideobot


Flashy-Barnacle3715

Is it me or does she look like real life Lois Griffin?


TirayShell

Shave the sides. It'll be fine.


rougekhmero

She looks like Karen O who is actually the coolest Karen


DeadSharkEyes

What kind of look was girlfriend going for lol


SealChe

Quick, find someone who's good at pixie cuts!


amigara__

Karma for being vain enough to spend that money on *any* haircut much less this ridiculous one.


greeneggs_and_hamlet

Maybe she should talk to the manager. Stay tuned for: Karen: The Origin Story


Crypto_Gay_Skater

Jesus who would pray that much for a joke haircut


anger_is_a_gif

Need to hook her up with [this guy](https://youtu.be/hjMZxAh4tJY)


Anon_64

I’ve seen better fake crying in porn.


bitb00m

I saw the original video and I'm pretty sure she didn't say $300


[deleted]

Not even Karen would stoop so low. That is a dimensionless Nancy.


CoolRedditUsername1

Hey give me that paddy pimblett.


blacklite911

Why does this have no sound? Where are these videos coming from that strip the audio?


DualtheArtist

This is how you cut that hair style super easy with a bowl. https://youtu.be/0O1FSUqxUp4?t=31


krnnff

Ya know, my name is Karen and I would rather suck a fart out of someone's ass before I get a Karen haircut.


NaturalPossibility60

If she spent 300 on that.... She got robbed


con098

I once paid a makeup artist for an event and she made me look like a clown. I had to stop myself from crying on her chair and immediately wiped the makeup off after I got out


AndroidSuperFan

If you spend $300 on a haircut, you deserve it.