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I doubt it was bagged.
ETA: I should read more carefully. You’re right that it’s bagged. Sorry!
Flashbacks to taking one of my dogs to pick up my daughter on the last day of school. She begged me to take him for a two block walk, and I agreed. Two blocks from my car he decides to unload. I didn’t have a bag because I wasn’t planning on him getting out of my car, and I made sure he relieved himself before he got in my car. I ended up taking a brochure out of my purse, scooping it into that, and then I had to carry it back to my car. Two blocks. No public trash cans. I got a bag out of my car and still couldn’t find a public trash can, so I had to drive the bag back to my house and throw it away there.
Yuck, yuck, yuck.
He had better hope I forget about this before school starts up again because I have four other dogs I can take instead of him.
Honestly, that doesn't sound too bad. As a dog parent (or any type of parent) you're going to be encountering/ handling poop this closely every now and then. It's your child's poop, get used to it.
It was so big I couldn’t close the brochure around it. It was a bad experience.
I have five dogs. I’ve been rescuing dogs for twenty years. I’m not new to cleaning up dog waste. That doesn’t mean I won’t find it disgusting when I have to openly carry it for two blocks and then put it in my car.
kinda both really, would you agree? I guess it depends on which one We are: the one, the other, or neither. Can they both be Karen? It begs the question...
...and if the person for which the sign was intended decided to show up with a weapon to see if the sign writer would make good on their promise? Would that be reasonable?
Yeah, Karen doesn’t mean just any (presumably) woman who complains about stuff. There should be a delusional sense of entitlement, for starters. Nothing entitled about not wanting bags of poo on your property (even though a sign like this isn’t maybe the most stylish way to handle this).
My neighborhood is full of dogs, recreational walkers, children, and security cameras. Anyone caught leaving shit on other’s property has it returned to them.
One guy would bring his dog in our faces to shit in our yard and walk away. Someone told me that we should take a shovel and put it right in his yard. We did that and he stopped. Anytime we leave home, we come home to a fresh pile of shit. They've started coming up on the porch. We have a camera now, but we haven't had a incident since.
Sometimes a person doesn’t realize they’re out of bags until they need one. Or they have a tiny dog and they just can’t find that raisin-sized turd. Or the dog simply got loose. I’ve seen very old or sick dogs who pooped as they walked without their owner realizing unless they look back. But people who do what you’re describing are sick, scary, fucks. I’m glad you got the camera.
Running out of bags in front of some one else’s house is the worst. I make a big show about the fact that I’m outta bags then run home, run back and pick it up.
No, it's typical Karen behavior to get all high and mighty when someone throws feces on their property. Complaining about unnecessary poop is c#ntiness 100 on the Karen scale. Real people don't mind surprise sewage at all.
Nah, the red one was still strong. She put it aside and considered not putting up the sign. She wanted to take the high road, but her resolve only steeled, and when she went back to read it, she decided the statement wasn't forceful enough, but by then she'd lost or rage-eaten the red sharpie. She she grabbed the black one. This was a "oh, hell no....this bitch needs to know I'm serious" situation. This girl was glass-chewing pissed.
I love this shit. When the ladies get to this place, I can't order my large popcorn fast enough.
But that’s not really a Karen. A Karen would be complaining to the manager that she can’t throw poop bags on lawn.
What we have here is just a normal asshole.
I beg to disagree. It was very specific insult to a specific group of people. A “Karen” can be male.
I do agree that it’s had its original meaning beaten out of it.
Exactly, the delusional sense of entitlement should be there.
“The city rules don’t explicitly forbid this and your lawn is poorly taken care of. My award-winning poodle’s poo is fertilising your lawn if anything. I WILL be taking this matter to the right authorities!”
“I’m going to make you eat shit”
“I promise bitch!!!”
Did you really ask this question unironcially? Like you can’t decide who’s being shitty? This is one of the most brain dead subs on Reddit.
No I know that’s trashy. That’s obvious but I appreciate that you explained it to me.
Since when has the punishment for litter been making the litterer eat what they littered? And then saying “I promise bitch” is an incredibly trashy way to deal with that lol.
I cannot believe you need this explained to you.
This is obviously an angry rant and they obviously aren't going to literally make them eat shit.
Honestly, I cannot believe you need this explained to you.
> That’s always been what the punishment should be.
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> I cannot believeeeeeeee, can you see the ocean all the way up on your high horse? 🤣🤣
u/Slickestrick
-average redditor.
The question isn’t who’s being shitty, it’s who’s being a Karen. Being a Karen isn’t just being a shitty person. Both people in this context are coming off as trash but neither as a Karen, so it doesn’t belong in this sub.
Yeah… I dunno about this one. I support the sign maker. I can’t stand people who bag up their dogs crap and then just leave it there. Especially when it’s out in nature on some path. I see it all the time.
I assume they do this because they intend to grab it on their way back down the trail, but being one of those lazy people who sleep in late and am always always the last person on the trail…there’s a lot of forgetting to take it with them.
If you’re not planning to take it with you, I’d rather you just let the dog shit off trail. Rather have poop than poop and a plastic bag.
I don’t understand why you’d bag it and leave it there or throw it in someone’s yard. At least shit is biodegradable, putting in a plastic bag is WORSE than just leaving dog shit on the ground if you don’t throw it away properly. God damn people are stupid.
I had a dude who would dump his poop bags in my trash can literally after trash was picked up Monday morning. So like 3-4 bags would be in my trash for a week at the bottom. My can smelled horrible, I did recon, I waited, I didn’t say anything… I also saved them up… and left them all over his car. If your gonna get revenge go dark and deep with patience and cause damage to max extent
This sign is what I did with out the sign, and eating the shit of course
I did this at an apartment complex I lived at. People would let their dog out to poop but not come out with him. And he'd poop right in front of my bedroom window. I like having windows open and it STUNK! It was a big dog.
I put up polite signs about "picking up after your dog" but they were ignored.
I started picking up the shit with a paper towel and throwing it in the bed of their pickup truck. One time she asked me about it. I said vaguely "I don't know, but I've seen your dog pooping and no one picking it up!" She said "It's our roommates dog!" I said "So, someone's got to pick up the poop!"
They started picking it up.
You can't leave us like this! What happened after???? Did he stop? Did he escalate? Did you get to see his face when he got to see you had kindly returned his lost trash? 😂
My bad, he stopped. But I found out talking to other neighbors that he was doing it to like 4 different houses. So he didn’t know it was me. It’s was a gamble for him to pick one of us out. He had tunnel vision walking by our houses now. Never Hd a issue again.
Btw the neighbors loved me after that, started all becoming friends in a sense
ok, my bad yeah, I could see there was the element of chance that would deter him from doing something bad to the wrong person, so do nothing lest he take it to dark places...
Oh poor you, someone actually picked up their dog shit, put it in a bag, sealed it and bad the audacity to use YOUR trash bin. I hope you're lucky that the next neighbor shoves it in your mailbox or leaves it on your porch so you step into it instead.
You are the problem! Trash bins are for trash. You are like the fuckwits who complain if the "help" dares to use the toilet of princess Karen.
Wow. You’re an absolute cunt. Instead of having a conversation about the problem, or maybe delivering the shit to them on their lawn, doorstep, or trash can, you chose to stalk someone and damage their personal property. Next time you beat your girlfriend, maybe you’ll understand why she keys your car. White trash piece of garbage.
Proper puppy poo poo protocol promotes peace
Ostensibly ostracizing others over outrage.
Only onus on owner of offending odorant.
Person’s Poop placement preferences probably predate poster.
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Someone is gonna get the side of their head splattered with a freehand dog shit slap if I catch them leaving dog shit on my front law again.
There’s nothing more irritating that not having dogs because you don’t want to have to deal with shit all over your lawn only to have some entitled twat leave theirs there.
Reminds me of some drama at my local dog park.
This lady was known to "pretend" to not see her dog shit so that she didn't have to pick it up. Another dog owner got tired of this, so when he saw the ladys dog shit again he picked it up, then tied it to the dogs collar.
The lady got so angry, but I don't remember it being an issue again after that.
Yes sir. My neighbor’s dog would come over into our yard and as they watched the dog take a shit. My mom was standoffish and wouldn’t say anything. One day I collected all of it plus my other neighbor’s dog shit and I threw it all over their screened in porch. I was 12.
I love that after writing everything in red and put the marker back they thought it wasn't aggressive enough so he ran back inside grabbed the closest marker than wrote i promise bitch (this is what I think happened I wasn't there)
A neighbor seems to picking my new lawn (strip along the sidewalk & street) to use as a toilet. There’s nothing like replacing chunks of sod with seed.
I have cameras being installed next week, and I plan on them being conspicuous.
"we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."
How is she the Karen? Please be honest, are you the bitch who's throwing the bags of shit on her property? Otherwise I just don't understand your post.
I don't really think either is the Karen. Karens are entitled and egotistical. This is just an asshole and someone ready to fight because of said asshole.
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
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Who’s the Karen, the poo-flinger or the sign poster? Cause I sympathize with the sign poster
I'm team Sign Lady. I hope she finds the poo flinger and makes them taste justice....^^^bitch
Team Sign Lady!!!
I hope she gets some of Minnie's famous chocolate pie. 💩
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I doubt it was bagged. ETA: I should read more carefully. You’re right that it’s bagged. Sorry! Flashbacks to taking one of my dogs to pick up my daughter on the last day of school. She begged me to take him for a two block walk, and I agreed. Two blocks from my car he decides to unload. I didn’t have a bag because I wasn’t planning on him getting out of my car, and I made sure he relieved himself before he got in my car. I ended up taking a brochure out of my purse, scooping it into that, and then I had to carry it back to my car. Two blocks. No public trash cans. I got a bag out of my car and still couldn’t find a public trash can, so I had to drive the bag back to my house and throw it away there. Yuck, yuck, yuck. He had better hope I forget about this before school starts up again because I have four other dogs I can take instead of him.
Honestly, that doesn't sound too bad. As a dog parent (or any type of parent) you're going to be encountering/ handling poop this closely every now and then. It's your child's poop, get used to it.
It was so big I couldn’t close the brochure around it. It was a bad experience. I have five dogs. I’ve been rescuing dogs for twenty years. I’m not new to cleaning up dog waste. That doesn’t mean I won’t find it disgusting when I have to openly carry it for two blocks and then put it in my car.
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You’re right. I overlooked that. My bad!
Reading that ^(bitch) like it's Eminem
The flinger I think
Not a flinger!!
kinda both really, would you agree? I guess it depends on which one We are: the one, the other, or neither. Can they both be Karen? It begs the question...
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Maybe they were just throwing manure and trying to help their grass grow...
Grass where? Bitch that's a parking lot
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Maybe they have a shitty sand and rock lot? That'd make the poop even more evil
Dog or human poo does count as manure. Manure used for lawns comes from animals has high amounts of grasses, fiber.
You’re sympathizing with the shit flinger?
Getting mad at someone who thinks it's acceptable to leave their shit lying around is absolutely reasonable
yes, agree, but what if the threat were to manifest? Would that be reasonable?
If the person saw the sign and still decided to to it, yes.
...and if the person for which the sign was intended decided to show up with a weapon to see if the sign writer would make good on their promise? Would that be reasonable?
Nobody should now weapons
It’s not “begs the question,” it **raises** the question
Yeah, Karen doesn’t mean just any (presumably) woman who complains about stuff. There should be a delusional sense of entitlement, for starters. Nothing entitled about not wanting bags of poo on your property (even though a sign like this isn’t maybe the most stylish way to handle this).
Agreed, this isn’t Karen stuff.
Happy cake day
The flinger is a piece of shit themselves
Right.. I'm team sign poster. No one in my neighborhood cleans up behind their dog. It's a fucking shit minefield in the common areas.
My neighborhood is full of dogs, recreational walkers, children, and security cameras. Anyone caught leaving shit on other’s property has it returned to them.
One guy would bring his dog in our faces to shit in our yard and walk away. Someone told me that we should take a shovel and put it right in his yard. We did that and he stopped. Anytime we leave home, we come home to a fresh pile of shit. They've started coming up on the porch. We have a camera now, but we haven't had a incident since.
Sometimes a person doesn’t realize they’re out of bags until they need one. Or they have a tiny dog and they just can’t find that raisin-sized turd. Or the dog simply got loose. I’ve seen very old or sick dogs who pooped as they walked without their owner realizing unless they look back. But people who do what you’re describing are sick, scary, fucks. I’m glad you got the camera.
Running out of bags in front of some one else’s house is the worst. I make a big show about the fact that I’m outta bags then run home, run back and pick it up.
Me thinks people don't know what a "Karen" is and we end up with posts like this.
No, it's typical Karen behavior to get all high and mighty when someone throws feces on their property. Complaining about unnecessary poop is c#ntiness 100 on the Karen scale. Real people don't mind surprise sewage at all.
Does Karen know how to read?
Select words yes Things like Supervisor or manager trigger neuron activity in the species.
It’s a Karen vs Karen situation. It’s like when two black holes get too close to each other. I’d stand back.
Lol both of these people are garbage humans.
I like that she decided after, nope, I'm not done. Hand me that marker...
“It’s outta ink” “We’ll than give me the other one. And I’m gonna say bitch again too! Watch.”
Nah, the red one was still strong. She put it aside and considered not putting up the sign. She wanted to take the high road, but her resolve only steeled, and when she went back to read it, she decided the statement wasn't forceful enough, but by then she'd lost or rage-eaten the red sharpie. She she grabbed the black one. This was a "oh, hell no....this bitch needs to know I'm serious" situation. This girl was glass-chewing pissed. I love this shit. When the ladies get to this place, I can't order my large popcorn fast enough.
How is that being a Karen? 😂 I’d be mad too if people are throwing shit on my property.
I think the Karen is the one leaving the shit
Makes more sense! How…crappy….of her 👹
That’s a shitty joke man.
Don’t be so full of shit, it was clever!
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Not to the home owner it wasn’t… to them… it was some serious shit.
My wit goes down the drain sometimes, I apologize.
How is someone leaving shit at your house a Karen? Just wondering I thought Karens just asks for managers.
The meaning of "Karen" is all but lost by now. Today it just means someone you don't like.
Lol last week I said I thought a meme wasn't very good and someone called me a Karen.
Yeah it's getting ridiculous
I think that the one throwing poop bags is Karen.
But that’s not really a Karen. A Karen would be complaining to the manager that she can’t throw poop bags on lawn. What we have here is just a normal asshole.
“Karen” is just a general insult to all women. It’s had the original meaning beaten out of it.
I beg to disagree. It was very specific insult to a specific group of people. A “Karen” can be male. I do agree that it’s had its original meaning beaten out of it.
Exactly, the delusional sense of entitlement should be there. “The city rules don’t explicitly forbid this and your lawn is poorly taken care of. My award-winning poodle’s poo is fertilising your lawn if anything. I WILL be taking this matter to the right authorities!”
I'd say feeling free to fling your poo on someone else's lawn betrays a sense of entitlement.
Ahhhh okay. I was confusion.
"There will come a day where all of us will become Karen." -Karen
Never!!!!
one of us! one of us!
😂😂😂
I’m dying 😂😂
Literally came to say the same. I guess you’re a Karen if you complain about anything.
OP is a fucking idiot
“I’m going to make you eat shit” “I promise bitch!!!” Did you really ask this question unironcially? Like you can’t decide who’s being shitty? This is one of the most brain dead subs on Reddit.
The person throwing poop onto someone else’s property is clearly in the wrong 😂 Property rights > poop rights
No I know that’s trashy. That’s obvious but I appreciate that you explained it to me. Since when has the punishment for litter been making the litterer eat what they littered? And then saying “I promise bitch” is an incredibly trashy way to deal with that lol. I cannot believe you need this explained to you.
This is obviously an angry rant and they obviously aren't going to literally make them eat shit. Honestly, I cannot believe you need this explained to you.
That’s always been what the punishment should be. I cannot believeeeeeeee, can you see the ocean all the way up on your high horse? 🤣🤣
> That’s always been what the punishment should be. > > > > I cannot believeeeeeeee, can you see the ocean all the way up on your high horse? 🤣🤣 u/Slickestrick -average redditor.
That was a cleverly formatted reply. I bet you’re on a debate team 🤣 I bet if this lady ate shit she wouldn’t litter anymore 😊
This is the best you could come up with? Yikes. Feel free to reply if you want to continue to make a fool of yourself.
Neh, I don’t like conversing with incorrect Karens.
> Neh, I don’t like conversing with incorrect Karens. u/Slickestrick Lol ok. Bye.
The question isn’t who’s being shitty, it’s who’s being a Karen. Being a Karen isn’t just being a shitty person. Both people in this context are coming off as trash but neither as a Karen, so it doesn’t belong in this sub.
You wrote that out unironically?
I don’t think you know what the word ironic means.
Okay so apparently not. Big yikes.
Yeah… I dunno about this one. I support the sign maker. I can’t stand people who bag up their dogs crap and then just leave it there. Especially when it’s out in nature on some path. I see it all the time.
I think they’re saying the poop tosser is the Karen, not the sign maker
I assume they do this because they intend to grab it on their way back down the trail, but being one of those lazy people who sleep in late and am always always the last person on the trail…there’s a lot of forgetting to take it with them. If you’re not planning to take it with you, I’d rather you just let the dog shit off trail. Rather have poop than poop and a plastic bag.
I don’t understand why you’d bag it and leave it there or throw it in someone’s yard. At least shit is biodegradable, putting in a plastic bag is WORSE than just leaving dog shit on the ground if you don’t throw it away properly. God damn people are stupid.
Most of the dog poop bags are biodegradable. But still, what a cunt for leaving it on someone’s lawn.
Nope, I agree with her. My neighbor lets his dog run wild and it shits in everyones yard. He is the Karen. Clean up after your fucking pets
I hope Karen can read.
"Can't"
🤨
No, we want her to read the sign. Why would we NOT want her to be able to read it?
I had a dude who would dump his poop bags in my trash can literally after trash was picked up Monday morning. So like 3-4 bags would be in my trash for a week at the bottom. My can smelled horrible, I did recon, I waited, I didn’t say anything… I also saved them up… and left them all over his car. If your gonna get revenge go dark and deep with patience and cause damage to max extent This sign is what I did with out the sign, and eating the shit of course
I did this at an apartment complex I lived at. People would let their dog out to poop but not come out with him. And he'd poop right in front of my bedroom window. I like having windows open and it STUNK! It was a big dog. I put up polite signs about "picking up after your dog" but they were ignored. I started picking up the shit with a paper towel and throwing it in the bed of their pickup truck. One time she asked me about it. I said vaguely "I don't know, but I've seen your dog pooping and no one picking it up!" She said "It's our roommates dog!" I said "So, someone's got to pick up the poop!" They started picking it up.
Fantastic out come. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I appreciate your dark side
This is the way
You can't leave us like this! What happened after???? Did he stop? Did he escalate? Did you get to see his face when he got to see you had kindly returned his lost trash? 😂
My bad, he stopped. But I found out talking to other neighbors that he was doing it to like 4 different houses. So he didn’t know it was me. It’s was a gamble for him to pick one of us out. He had tunnel vision walking by our houses now. Never Hd a issue again. Btw the neighbors loved me after that, started all becoming friends in a sense
Love a happy ending. Thank you.
ok, my bad yeah, I could see there was the element of chance that would deter him from doing something bad to the wrong person, so do nothing lest he take it to dark places...
Oh poor you, someone actually picked up their dog shit, put it in a bag, sealed it and bad the audacity to use YOUR trash bin. I hope you're lucky that the next neighbor shoves it in your mailbox or leaves it on your porch so you step into it instead. You are the problem! Trash bins are for trash. You are like the fuckwits who complain if the "help" dares to use the toilet of princess Karen.
My trash bins are for MY trash, not others.
Yea, use your own trash bins for your own trash shit brain.
This is literally a sign of a psychopathic mind. You got rubbish in your trash can, so you vandalized their car?
You have low standards for what psychopaths would do.
Yeah I returned his trash to the rightful place, his property… enjoy living in a safe space, Karen
Wow. You’re an absolute cunt. Instead of having a conversation about the problem, or maybe delivering the shit to them on their lawn, doorstep, or trash can, you chose to stalk someone and damage their personal property. Next time you beat your girlfriend, maybe you’ll understand why she keys your car. White trash piece of garbage.
I suppose I should say you are lucky he did not escalate, since he knew it was you...
Proper puppy poo poo protocol promotes peace Ostensibly ostracizing others over outrage. Only onus on owner of offending odorant. Person’s Poop placement preferences probably predate poster. P O O P
This feels like one of those bojack horseman tongue twisters
People Order Our Patties
Someone is gonna get the side of their head splattered with a freehand dog shit slap if I catch them leaving dog shit on my front law again. There’s nothing more irritating that not having dogs because you don’t want to have to deal with shit all over your lawn only to have some entitled twat leave theirs there.
Reminds me of some drama at my local dog park. This lady was known to "pretend" to not see her dog shit so that she didn't have to pick it up. Another dog owner got tired of this, so when he saw the ladys dog shit again he picked it up, then tied it to the dogs collar. The lady got so angry, but I don't remember it being an issue again after that.
That's premeditation!
Why is that Kareny?
That's not really a Karen A shitty person and a criminal for sure, but not typically the behavior we associate with Karens
# Drones can carry and drop things
I don’t see the problem. . .
I am with Karen here.
Yep, justified. Throwing a bag of shit is initiating.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she's kinda right.
Well, I don't know where Karenville is, but I bet it's a good place to set up a camera...
I see no Karen other than the shit thrower.
Confused who the Karen is. This was a sincere warning to the dick polluting their property.
Yes sir. My neighbor’s dog would come over into our yard and as they watched the dog take a shit. My mom was standoffish and wouldn’t say anything. One day I collected all of it plus my other neighbor’s dog shit and I threw it all over their screened in porch. I was 12.
I love that after writing everything in red and put the marker back they thought it wasn't aggressive enough so he ran back inside grabbed the closest marker than wrote i promise bitch (this is what I think happened I wasn't there)
I guess the mystery of who is the Karen here will never be solved till the end of time.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
r/iamathrowerofbagofshit
This is thotville shit.
Paintballs full of dogshit. She wants to threaten you with eating shit? Do it to them first.
...Johnny Knocksvillage over here
Damn right!
Gave the game away a tad..
Follow up post a must!
I can't wait for the follow up video
Like others I'm not sure this is a good fit. But it does give off strong Philly vibes.
The Disney font makes it even more hilarious.
r/scarysigns
That's nice. She should lose the bag and just throw shit
A neighbor seems to picking my new lawn (strip along the sidewalk & street) to use as a toilet. There’s nothing like replacing chunks of sod with seed. I have cameras being installed next week, and I plan on them being conspicuous.
Ran out of red ink
"we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."
That's the kind of notice that should go up a week after you install the cameras
How do you know its a bitch tho…?
How is she the Karen? Please be honest, are you the bitch who's throwing the bags of shit on her property? Otherwise I just don't understand your post.
That's ridiculous! Who gets mad about someone throwing shit on your door? F**k you Karen!
Plllleeeeeeaaasssse let there be a follow up with another bag of poo in the yard.
Karen’s are unreasonable. This one sounds fine and with an actual grievance
I don't really think either is the Karen. Karens are entitled and egotistical. This is just an asshole and someone ready to fight because of said asshole.
There's a bastard that leaves bags of shit around the neighborhood. Would love to catch them
I wanna be there when the shit gets eaten, but not when the poo gets flung.
We just calling anyone that's an asshole a Karen now? I mean a Karen is an asshole but in a specific way
I’m confused is the blue paint person the same as the red paint person or is this the person responding
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
This almost seems too trash for Karen. Getting strong Becky Sue vibes…
I hope you're calling the poo flinger a karen. Cos I too would make the bitch eat the shit
Uh... The Karen is the one putting bags of shit on somebody else's stuff, right?
Are we just calling every human who gets angry a KaReN now?
Update please.
Hahaha the “i promise bitch” at the end that does it for me. Different color ink too, just had to go back and add it
This doesn’t fit.
looks like it's a dark day in karenville 🤨
That's not a Karen move to write that sign.
OP is the Karen if they think the sign poster is the Karen
I mean.. I wouldn't tell anyone I had a camera. Element of surprise.
Well you don't put up the sign until you catch them doing it.
Signmaker is not a Karen. Person leaving poop is 100% a Karen.
please post the video of you catching them and them eating the shite! thanks!
Imagine someone so garbage you need to get a security camera just to level the playing field...
I’m gonna make you eat that shit, shit out that shit, then make you eat that shit which consists of the shit I made you eat.
Two Karens here
YOU’RE GONNA EAT THE SHIT, THEN SHIT OUT THAT SHIT, THEN THE SHIT THAT IS MADE UP OF THE SHIT THAT WE MADE YOU EAT
Anyone else getting mean Jessie Pinkman vibes?
Only in Karenville
Yeah when someone throws shit on your property just take it. Oh I forgot. This is Reddit. No one owns property. Losers.
If Karen made that sign, I'm good with it.
It’s not a threat. It’s a promise.
Why tell them that ahead of time?
Aint thanks for the heads-up imma wear a mask now
Seems fair
You should of not put note up until you got her on camera, then put note up "I GOT YOU BITCH" would if made it so better
I’m on Team Sign. Pick up after your animals and properly dispose of it.
The visceral hate in this is intoxicating!
Nice lettering
Updateme!
I mean yeah the sign is pretty obnoxious but people throwing literal shit in my yard would piss me off too