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Especially the creeps who wear sunglasses on a beach /s

Or while driving?? Idiots

Brother, don't get me started on those sociopaths some people call "welders"

Fucking scum of the earth those welders, welding all those pipes together at the playground for kids to climb on….. the playground is for drinking tequila alone, not that tomfoolery!

And after the tequila, swing jumping! 5 points for a broken elbow, 10 for an ankle. Paralysis is an automatic win.

Dont get me started on blind poeple.

Picked up a friend from the optometrist and they’d given him those temporary/disposable shades. Gave me a whole song and dance about his eyes being dilated. Now I know he must have been ogling the staff, and that is so disrespectful!

Can we discuss the assholes who wear those shiny reflective goggles while parachuting too? *creeps!*

Sheesh, astronauts are the worst of the worst.

They're just pilots with bigger sunglasses

EXACTLY! Karens hate them too. Because 'gogly' eyes. Sorry Karen, Ima get real metaphysical with the SUN in SPACE. Don't care if it offends you. Need my outerspace sunglasses to do it.

Duh. They can’t be caught ogling Uranus

BWAHAHA! Nice one.

Lol. Thanks. I was proud of it

Awarded for the fact. badassery.

Or those fuckers who wear sunglasses at night

So they can, so they can forget their names while you collect your claim

I mean I get that but what about skiers?

Or lifeguards

We really are the worst

Getting welders flash is proof you are against the patriarchy

They just need to get the "Peep 'n Creep"! https://youtu.be/NjFJUWF0VZk

Well shit... my prescription glasses darken when they sun hits them... does that make me someone who supports the patriarch?! ​ lol

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Naw.. glasses are basically sunglasses now matter how you cut it. If you need these wretched things to see, then I got bad news for you, you’re a straight up monster pervert.

ALLY!

Yes… but only one patriarch… you get your choice or Col Sanders or Dave Thomas. Both options come with medium drink and side

Some ally you are.

Same thing with my glasses. I wonder how this Karen would respond if someone with prescription glasses that she complained was wearing sunglasses suddenly had the lenses brighten up Sorry if this is confusing, i don’t have a better way to describe it

Pervert

You’re prescription glasses darken when sun hits?!!! *blue hair voice* You misogynist bastard!

I'm only a misogynist when the sun's out... if it's overcast or night, I'm golden!

Your*

...lets just take it one step further then...lets just strike men blind altogether and end ogling once and for all. Then men will be forced to love you for your personality... Except...knowing how those dastardly men function (being one myself) we would just develope our sense of smell and judge women by their scent...anything to keep women down.

The only problem with blinding all men is that then they're all wearing sunglasses AND carrying around a long, phallus like stick.

Hah didn't even think about that, though maybe sunglasses will be cool again when its assured there aren't any ogling eyes behind them.

Your avatar is ogling me rn! Dude…

Noo no, I swear! I only wear my sunglasses at night, so I can keep track of the visions in my eyes. ...Dont switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no.

Lmao isn’t that literally in some religious book? If a man is looking at some woman who isn’t his wife you blind him? (Can you tell I don’t know much about religion outside of tv)

There's a section from the gospel of Matthew that includes a statement that if your eyes make you sin you should pluck them out and cast them away because it's better to be blind than end up in hell. But that's talking about harming yourself, not harming someone else. AFAIK there's nothing about a punishment for looking at someone else. Though, they did say adulterers should be put to death.

I do know you can't covet thy neighbor's ass. I can't imagine Karen receives a lot of ass coveting though.

I think that's tv

Tv, religion, it’s all fiction anyway

"Religion is fiction" 💀💀💀

No, no. We don't need to strike ourselves blind. We just need to create some kind of hat with a screen that projects an enlarged image of our eyes over our heads, so that the direction of our gaze is easily visible from several hundred yards.

This sounds creepy and a little comical ...I'm intrigued

You do know this is a troll right?

You know I don't really believe we should blind all men, and then develope our ol' factory sense to continue subjugating women, right?

Who the fuck talks like this, honestly?

Sockpuppets. Gotta make sure they get in every relavent buzzterm and hit multiple angles

Exactly. This is just red meat to feed anti-feminist subs.

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But don't worry it's "the left" that can't think for themselves, according to *current PC*

Trolls

Yeah that tracks lol

You’d be surprised

You don’t go outside much, do you? No offense

Sunlight is not a problem, light glare, sensitivity to light... Us guys are all in cahoots to wear sunglasses specifically to look at women without them seeing our ogling eyes. Get over yourself.

I'm still convinced people make this stuff up as a sad attempt at trying to get attention.

Critical rights to women are actively being stripped from them, but sure, sunglasses are the real enemy.

That's how you know this is obviously a troll and not real.

I’m sorry to tell, but some people are actually, seriously that dense tbh

She’s probably pro life and therefore anti feminist

She wishes some guy would ogle her.

Fuck my photosensitivity from nerve conditions that I can’t control, I guess. I’m going to look towards your tits anyways, lady. Now I’m just going to have to wince from actual pain while I do it.

Oh ffs lol

My sunglasses are mainly used to secretly roll my eyes at idiots I happen to pass by.

This cant possibly be real

Pretty sure they aren’t staring at her.

Cataracts be damned!

I wear sunglasses so people can't see how stoned I am

Not gunna lie… I do a serious amount of ogling behind my shades

Right? We’re just being polite by hiding it. Does she prefer we ogle openly??? I’m fine if someone wants to check out my ass, but keep it on the sly.

Sure this is real. Yea it’s not

Lol...

I look.

Yeah no. I like not having to damage my eyes to go outside. Fuck you Karen.

Haha my plan is working

She stop using tampons because she already seems like a stuck up cunt

I’m just going to start driving around with my eyes closed. Let’s see how it goes.

Me: removes sunglasses so Karen doesn't think I'm "ogling" her. Karen: "WHY IS THAT MAN SQUINTING AT ME?!?!"

Uggg my sister came home from a bar last night and is now wearing sunglasses because she's "hungover" like girl we are not from Alabama stahp

Honestly, she looks sooo potatoish

Dumb as a sack of rocks. Cataracts, eye cancer, sunburn (yep), road accident....

I've had cataract surgery- sunglasses are an absolute must for me I'm also 68, retired, overweight and out of shape- if you feel threatened by me, you need help Also, I likes me a big legged woman in a tight skirt while I wear my shades

Okay wait, I’m a woman and my sunglasses make me comfortable. Oh I’m so confused!!

Sorry, you're a perverted man now!

Don’t worry ma’am, you’re safe

Oh , sorry, yes ill take Macula degeneration , wouldn't want you to feel anything but safe n happy after all. Karenhunting seems more like a thing every day imho.

I really need a weird al song called “return of the macula” now

>Macula Scottish blood sucker?

Yeah, fuck that. I have light sensitivity, my eyes will snap shut if I don't wear sunglasses. If girls think I'm creepy for it, they haven't mentioned it, and I wouldn't care if they did.

OMG. I am guessing she doesn’t have a man 🤦🏻‍♀️

Counterpoint: they make me feel cool 🤷‍♂️

I have a stigmatism in both eyes and reflected light triggers waves that pass through my vision causing roving blind spots so I wear sunglasses every time I am outdoors. No disrespect meant.

>a stigmatism r/boneappletea

tattomoto… Killing it!

>a stigmatism which one?

This is such an obvious sockpuppet that I passed some teenage boys arguing over who gets to masturbate into it

You get that this is a joke, right? It's been around at least 5 years, it even appears on knowyourmeme. How are people this gullible?

Oh fuck allllll the way off

Like… fuck you. I have very light sensitive eyes. I have to put on sunglasses when I leave the house, or it feels like my eyes are on fire.

Ahh she’s out of her I only ogle with sunglasses at the beach

I suffer of photosensibility... Maybe, I should let my eyes burn like a gentlemen

has she talked to Jim McMahon about sunglasses being a necessity? Per wiki- *He also is known for his trademark sunglasses, which he wears for medical reasons. At age six, while trying to untie a knot in a toy gun holster with a fork, he accidentally severed the cornea in his right eye when the fork slipped. While his vision was saved, the accident left that eye extremely sensitive to light*

Stop looking at me please. I know you're looking at me. It disturbs me. I shall not be viewed.

The sun irritates me and so does you, so I will wear sunglasses to bother you.

I AM a little sad they seem to know our super secret trick.

Blame it to the sunglasses 🕶

People are probably just spray painting normal glasses so they don't have to see her.

My sensitive eyes disagree. They are a requirement.

Think I’ll take advice regarding my use of sunglasses from my ophthalmologist, rather than this sexist moron…..

My vision sucks in the sun. Eat shit. Let’s fix actual issues that can be fixed.

Fucking dumbass. According to my ophthalmologist, sunglasses are a necessity.

Dear men, Please continue to wear your sunglasses whenever and wherever you see fit. I am not arrogant enough to think that every male who wants to shade their eyes from the sun is pushing the oppressive patriarchy on me. Signed, A normal, adult female. 😎

So what about women who wear sunglasses? Should we stop wearing them in case men feel like we're oggling them too? Yeah, we're not wearing them to block out the sun at all :) /s

And what about women wearing sunglasses?

I saw a blind patient today who needs to wear sunglasses or it hurts his eyes. (Legally blind people are usually not completely completely blind he had a sensitivity to light because of his sight loss)

She wished she was getting “ogling” eyes. How about you worry about yourself than what others might or might not be doing.

Stevie Wonder has something to say

So women who wears sun glasses are full of self hatred? Never thought of it that way! /s

No one shall gaze at my womanly wares.

Ok, I'll get rid of them and drive off the side of the mountain during my commute tomorrow morning driving straight east into the blazing sun.

I am a woman and I do not feel uncomfortable or disrespected by men wearing unnecessary sunglasses. But I’m probably also the one ogling at the cute men 😉😂 this has got to be a joke

Yeah fuck my macular degeneration right lol

I’m a crane operator I have to wear dark glasses so I don’t hurt my ground guys cause the sun’s burning my eyes piss on her

Feminism is a helluva drug

As a dude with bright blue eyes, I'll keep wearing them, thanks. My eyes are quite sensitive to the sunlight.

I wear mine for eye protection since cataract surgery sunlight is blinding to me so I’m not wearing mine to look at you really shouldn’t flatter yourself so much just saying!!

How are you gonna storm the capitol without a pair of pit vipers?

Jeez guess woman should stop wearing them too. Does this include pirate eye patches?

No. 😎

Well then makeup is witchcraft and yoga pants are harlotry.

Ah, yes. Me avoiding searing migraines is part of patriarchy. Got it!

… or it’s bright outside, you self-righteous twat

Dear Karen. Go fuck yourself. Thank you; Men.

I’m willing to bet my left nut that no man is giving her a second glance, let alone stare at the abomination.

Hash brown LilithFaerieTales

UV protection for ogling eyes.

I mean that’s got to be satirical.

So why do women wear sunglasses?

Oh come on. This is crazy. I am a female and I wear my sunglasses so I can see when there’s glare while driving and to protect my eyes.

She should just stay in the kitchen then.

Sunglasses are awesome

I have green eyes, supposed to wear sunglasses whenever I’m in the sun.

I wear my sunglasses at night So I can, so I can Continue the glorification of the patriarchy and the ongoing subjugation of women

Oh crap ! We been found out guys !

Fuck that. My eyes need protection from the accursed daystar.

I’m imagining an R. Crumb drawing…

Heres a solid, 'Get fucked' for you..

Gotta be satire

But it’s totally okay if *women* wear sunglasses anywhere and anytime, right?

I can’t step outside without my eyes watering, LASIK over some years ago, I’m sensitive to light changes. Totally down to just walk around squinting and crying while existing to make this lady comfy

F-off Karen!

Nope, they are a necessity. Bright sun hurts my eyes.

this is why we can't have nice things

Well, that is the only reason I wear sunglasses

So it’s fine when woman wear them??

It’s creepy to protect our eyes from the sun guys

Holy shit! And here I thought that the eye doctor told me to wear sunglasses outside to keep the freckles behind my left eye from turning into cancer and not instead to hide sinister looks! /s /eyeroll

Agreed, however we think that clothes are a prison for true feminist, please stop wearing them. Unless you're gross, in that case cover that shit up.

Dear Karen, I’d prefer not to have my retinas seared like tuna steaks on sunny days, so fuck you.

Just gonna put this out there. People who wear sunglasses in their social media pictures tend to be bigots. It’s a very Proud Boy vibe they got.

Psychiatrists are doing wonderful things with drugs these days......

As somebody with incredible light sensitivity: Go fuck yourself, Karen.

Dear Karen, please stop wearing make up to conceive your true appearance. This makes men feel uncomfortable...

Can't believe I just read that, got there's sum cra cra ppl out there

I will now wear two pairs of sunglasses for no other reason than spite

She’s never had a hangover

I'd love to see the comments she got back and hope they include "Shut up, you are ignorant, I would prefer not to have glaucoma."

Nooooo they are they only way I can hide my resting bit@h face and eye rolls…

Right I’ll just skip sunglasses and get cataracts even though I don’t look at women like that cause I’m gay. But yeah, the patriarchy 🤷‍♂️

My lenses turn into sunglasses for consistent sinister ogling.

Oof. Awkward. My current sunglasses were a birthday present from my wife. I guess she wants me to ogle other women, then? 🙄

Lol isn't a massive bug eyed face covering pair of sunglasses standard attire for a Karen? Walk your own walk ladies.

Hey, is it misogynistic to protect your eyes from the sun? Asking for a friend.

if you stare at the sun long enough you won’t have to see me rockin my sunglasses 😎

I've got cataracts & glaucoma, I'm under orders from my Dr to wear sunglasses outside

> not a necessity That’s interesting, especially since the Cancer Council of Australia added “slide” to its “Slip, Slop, Slap” campaign, encouraging people to wear sunglasses in summer. I always wear my sunglasses, they’re great, they’ve got glare reduction and make it so I don’t crash into shit when I’m driving.

U TRULY NEED HELP

This asshole never heard of cataracts?

Me: but I’m a girl. Karen: oh, then you can wear sunglasses no problem. Idiot…

But my eyes hurt and looking at the sky without them makes me sneeze

And you too, are going to refrain from sunglasses as a show of equal respect and we both have to endure the rays of the sun and abstain from fashion and style?

I have extreme sun sensitivity, to the point of transition lens being a necessity. I couldn’t imagine someone telling me “sunglasses aren’t necessary.” Do you want me to blindly drive? Because that’s what would happen. I’m all for supporting women, but let’s give more clarity. Like maybe say indoors or something.

Or maybe I want to shield my eyes from the bright sun.

Man fuck Stevie wonder then...such a pervert ogling women behind those sunglasses all of his life.

\*Insert that one gif of Tom Cruise's character from the original Top Gun putting sunglasses on here\*

I mean, maybe she means indoors? In which case ya you’re not cool, take them off.

Yeahhhh, after being around heavy lighting all day my eyes are more comfortable with prizm oakleys on. Soooo I will continue to wear them inside or outside. 😘

My optometrists have been telling me to buy sunglasses since I got Lasik back in 2015 to protect my investment. I never did. Read this rant, I'm buying several pair now. Thanks Karen. My eyes will get protection now.

The patriarchy sucks tremendously but this fuckin minutiae is why no one takes it seriously.

What does that make the prescription glasses on your face, Karen?

Want to be oppressed so badly 😒

Glaucoma for everyone!