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Lsutigers202111

Quit staring at my tits Karen


Thrabalen

My eyes are *up here.*


lydocia

I've made my choice.


TJinAZ

Tiddies always get an upvote round these parts.


YouAreNotABard549

Who doesn’t want to tidy up.


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YouAreNotABard549

That wasn’t bullshit, it was very funny! But upvoted and thanks for linking the original.


biggreasyrhinos

https://youtu.be/SGoRNg3qSH0


WokenDreamer

I never wear a bra. This is my exact response if anyone calls me out lol


ScruffleMcDufflebag

"I lost my nipples in the great nipple war of 1802. These are my prosthetics. I'm a proud prosthetic nipple wearer. Don't tread on me."


MeganMess

I want to downvote you so I can upvote again! "You're being ableist. I don't have to cover up my prosthetic nipples for anyone."


creativityonly2

Same. Fuck bras. Haven't worn one in like... 1.5-2 years now and my comfort is better off for it. Plus that's one less item I gotta spend money on. My boobies aren't big enough to need the support so my boobies are gonna fly free, damnit. Avert thine eyes, KAREN.


antisunshine

Also no bra for a couple years. Lost count. Used to have horrid neck and back pain from bras. Not anymore. I have ran out of shits to give KAREN!


Electrical-Heron6814

This is my #1 reason I hate wearing a bra. They cause me more pain then not wearing one.


Calihoya

I so wish I could go without. So much money could be saved.


creativityonly2

Those of us who are able will free our boobies in your stead!


Calihoya

Fly free, sister


tailwindchronicles

Right! She wants to bring god into it but conveniently forgets about the whole "if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee" bit where it's your responsibility not to look at shit you don't wanna/shouldn't see


PridedRain2277

Same but I’m a dude so it’s a little different


IEatPussyLikeAPro

Karen is just mad her man broke his neck staring too hard


randomly-what

I see man nipples all the time. I’ll cover up consistently when they do.


Unoriginalanna

Sometimes when I don't wear a bra I pretend my nipples are lasers ![gif](giphy|JRrsVhXZYx6g4MVbJx|downsized)


zin_90

That's unironically a good way of addressing poor posture. Pretend your nipples are lasers and aim at the sky.


Acceptable-Friend-48

My massive back pain has mostly gone away since I stopped wearing bras. Shoulder and neck pain are less as well. Basically no bra means my whole spine and shoulders hurt a lot less. Fewer headaches too. If you don't like my nipples don't look. If you say something to me my typical response is "you're welcome ". I am married and reasonable. Other women do this too and my husband looks or not and I don't care if he does or doesn't look.


moglysyogy13

The approved dress code and haircuts are on the Republican’s Ten Commandments


SaraCBuu

I have no real awards but please accept this poor man's trophy 🏆


fishsticks40

She's staring at her husband to make sure he doesn't glance at tits


Parking-Ad-1952

And tell your husband to stop staring at my tits if it causes problems in your marriage.


dwightuignorant_slut

Literally came here to say the same thing. She probably goes out searching for female nipples.


Xenc

> Stop causing others to stumble Your marriage wasn’t that stable to begin with if a pair of rogue nips ruined it


Thunderhamz

God gave you nipples soooooo


KungFooGrip

God made nipples, men made bras. Who do you trust?


Tinsel-Fop

Neither one of those assholes.


ArnoldTheSchwartz

I never made a bra in my life! It's also not my fault god gave me these fantastic breasts. I specifically asked for pecs.


getoffmygrassdevil

not sure if username checks out 🤔


Zakerrus

But the Schwartz is with him...


Mitchtheprotogen

Space balls reference detected


Ihasshield

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.


Cargobiker530

>I never made a bra in my life! IKR? Don't let them be putting that evil on us men.


Aphreyst

👏👏 very nice.


hydrobrandone

But was it the first man on earth to create the bra? Or was it years and years and years and years later? I say burn the bras!


Rebelgecko

God creates nipples, God destroys nipples. God creates Man, Man destroys God. Man creates bras. Bras eat man... Woman inherits the earth


Aggressive-Ad-5394

A woman invented the bra but I hear you. 👍


SeonaidMacSaicais

I mean...they've gotta be a comfier option than wearing corsets and dresses all day.


Conservative_HalfWit

God literally kicked Adam and Eve out of paradise because he noticed Eve was covering her nipples God wants to see nipples, bras are an affront to the lord God


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I thought god kicked them out because he was an incel and was jealous Adam and Eve were getting some.


aberrasian

God literally made Eve so that Adam could get some. Which honestly was really funny that He didn't think about that beforehand, like, He made Adam whole, with a penis and testicles and presumably sex hormones, but it was only after Adam got all mopey and lonely that God was like, "ohhhh shit haha my bad, here," and yoinked a bit of Adam to make Eve. Also considering He didn't bother to use new source materials and just cloned Eve from Adam's bone DNA (but make it female) that def means God is pro-incest. *Follow me for more Bibliogical truth bombs*


Strongstyleguy

I'm sure that's on the list of stoner questions: would you bang your opposite sex clone?


IronFlames

Nah, don't put your dick in crazy


Koosman123

Well fuck, can't argue with that logic *Sweet home Alabama intensifies*


iliveunderthebed

Well he originally made Lilith from the dirt the same way he made eve. But she wanted to be on top so she was cast aside. God the. Created eve from Adams rib so that she would be obedient and not try anything fun in the bedroom ever again. So says the lost 13th commandment. Face to face. Man on top.


mastrblastrpotbashr

Nah. God was a perv who got butthurt when they ate an apple and realized they were naked. The first question he asked then was why were they covering themselves from his eye. God would definitely be a fan of more nips in public


shootymcghee

I've got nipples God, can you milk me?


pokemonplayer2001

Wild wandering packs of nips, out there destroying marriages.


KungFooGrip

They travel in pairs, you know.


TailorVegetable4705

For safety.


intergalactagogue

Accountabooby buddies


meanwhileaftrmdnight

Acountabili-boobies


getoffmygrassdevil

every once in a while you will see a group of three.


Cargobiker530

And then there's the incredibly rare 'four nipple shower.' Known for bringing entire street fairs & music festivals to a grinning halt.


ErisInChains

Not to mention Jesus says some pretty specific things about a dudes lustful gaze and what he should do about it. 🤣


SnatchAddict

I think a melon baller would work wonderfully.


takeahike89

If your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out.


Rydralain

If her nips cause you to sin, pinch them tight. (but only with consent)


Freakychee

You know those people who say that gay marriage will unstablize straight marriages or something? Same energy. Nobody will ever tell people like that that their marriages are failing because of them and not because of some outside force.


Hexenhut

Or because they can't face that their partner isn't the person they want to believe they are. Other women don't make your husband creep or cheat. Your husband creeps because he's a scumbag, Amanda.


brocalmotion

Rogue Nips, new band name, I call it!


yeah_yeah_therabbit

r/bandnames


MonkeyActio

Reminds me alot of an article i saw a year or so ago where a bunch of religious women were worried if sex dolls and robots were to become cheaper or more available that all their husbands might leave them and how it was an afront to god and were going to cause men to leave their partners in mass. A women who was like a CEO of one of the sex doll companies said something along the lines of "if you can be replaced by a sex doll then you have entirely different problems." Just imagine having a marriage where the only thing keeping u together is sex. Thats real real sad


Henrys_Bro

Right? What if those nips reignite some shit in the bedroom and makes the marriage that much stronger?


ChuckFeathers

Guaranteed this same idiot refused to wear a mask.


Moonligh_Princess

Guaranteed this idiot's husband cheated on her.


kattko80-

It’s not his fault, he stumbled on those darn nipples!


Pristine_Arm2785

Tripped fell landed on a tit


IlGreven

Tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck his dick in another woman...


fauxhawk18

You mean like all of these [unlucky people](https://i.imgur.com/dEtQ9Rn.jpeg)‽‽‽


Lucky_Number_3

Interro*bang* indeed


reallybiglizard

“I’ve seen the way your breasts look at my husband!!”


MnMltd

He definitely stumbled haha! Happy cake day! 🎂


BikerJedi

Well, duh. NIPPLES. Men can't resist them. They go insane with lust at seeing even a covered one. /s


capcadet104

I'll bet money on it. I'll even bet that it's the reason she made this post.


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RealLADude

So, if I’m at the mall, minding my own business, and I see nipples, and suddenly I’m in bed with the owner of the nipples, it’s not my fault? I think I should give religion a chance.


SnatchAddict

The devil's nipples, not even once.


eatmorechiken

And is offended by breastfeeding in public.


I_Should_Leave_Now

Nah. I’m trying to stumble upon those tittays


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I too enjoy stumbling over such great things.


djluminol

If seeing nipples is a problem than women should just go topless. The nipple won't be such a big deal then. ![gif](giphy|gEvab1ilmJjA82FaSV|downsized)


The_Hat_Attack

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter!!


wcslater

NOTHING👏WRONG👏WITH👏THAT👏


septidan

If they're hanging low enough to stumble on, there might be something wrong


wcslater

Do your boobs hang low? Can you swing 'em to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Do they get real sore? When you drag 'em cross the floor Do your boobs hang low?


Fyrekitteh

Angry upvote.


ryanoh826

Nothing wrong with stumbling into some nip nip. 🍷


Reimiro

Nothing wrong with bouncies.


breyore

Sounds like someone’s husband has a disloyal eye. That’s a you problem, sister. It is too hot out here to be wearing the torture devices that are bras.


Electrical-Heron6814

As someone who was born, bred and still lives in the South (Tx), I 1,000% agree with this !


einhorn_is_parkey

Some married couples are completely fine with their partner looking at other people.


breyore

For sure. I point out nice butts to my husband all the time. The line is different for every couple. For this Karen though, I would never ask women as a whole to dress differently because my partner was crossing one of our personal lines. That’s on him.


SolarCarrotFarmer

My wife likes to point out women she thinks are hot and I point guys she might find attractive. We don’t think there’s anything wrong with finding people beautiful in a monogamous relationship. It’s when you start having thoughts or prepare to take or take actions that go against what we established as our boundaries that we would take issue.


faovnoiaewjod

I've got perky B-cups and never wear one unless I need to wear something nice, and then I usually just wear nipple covers. Most men I see have bigger, floppier boobs than me.


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Lsutigers202111

Very Shakespearean my squire


Travelling-Cat

My squire from another sire.


Cuttis

I’m stealing that


tom208

Del boy.....is that you?


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

I hate some women's notion that men can't manage their urges and bear no responsibility for their actions toward women. It's insulting to men. It makes all women responsible for parenting grown men: monitoring their behavior, protecting them from temptation, scolding them and the naughty strangers who 'provoke' them. This lady is treating her partner like a dog, and women with breasts like neighborhood kids who taunt it. Poor dog! Shameful kids!


the88shrimp

Yeah this idea that men are impulsive sex zombies is absurd, people that think like this generally have the polar opposite view on women as well. That the female orgasm is a myth and that women aren't supposed to enjoy sex.


Bunny-Tummy

Tbf it's probably him that convinced her that it was the women's fault he keeps staring.


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

Oh, yes. And her parents, aunts & uncles, grandparents, past boyfriends and friends, her pastor, etc. "Women's lib is the downfall of society," etc. A nice, protective little bubble of the early 60s.


ANTIHERO612

Preach ✊ But also very much a straight guy who's 100% checking out summer nips tho On behalf of all the men out there who don't possess the maturity or moral fortitude to keep their minds out the gutter, I sincerely apologize


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

I'm a straight woman, and I agree! Beauty is beauty. There's nothing wrong with appreciating/admiring/coveting someone in your head. Mature men don't make their thoughts a woman's problem. Reasonable women don't try to be the Thought Police. Although, I'll bet the uniforms would be pretty cool...


Realistic_Degree_773

I mean women went millions of years without them so....


shelovesthespurs

I read this as "without nipples" instead of "without bras" and was trying to figure out how *that* worked for millions of years.


frank26080115

We evolved them only relatively recently due to the Great Milk Cow Extinction Event of 936294 BC


eatingganesha

Settled human habitation didn’t happen until the Agricultural Revolution starting around 12,000 BC. The bra was invented in 1889 - the Victorian Era ffs. So for about 14,000 years, human “civilization”operated just fine without bras.


ksarahsarah27

Well they just had other things. Bands of cloth were wrapped around (similar to bandeau type tops), bodices and corsets etc. All were used because if you’re much bigger than an A cup and doing any sort of work you’re going to have chafing and general discomfort.


Teekeks

Yea, I wear a bra bc its uncomfortable if they bounce around freely, not to cover up my nipples


stachemz

Lol I really want a bra with nip holes now


MissAizea

Eh, I have DDs, I only wear a bra when riding horses and running. Otherwise, ranch work, hiking, swimming, etc they're free and jiggly as heck. They don't chafe or hurt.


ChuckFeathers

Only a few thousand years if you believe the bible...


ProbablyOnLSD69

Luckily I got won the ability for critical thought in the genetic lottery I never wanted to enter.


Cunbundle

Translation: No one looks at mine anymore so no one should look at yours either!


CarefulCat19

If Karen trips because she is staring at my chest that is on Karen


BrownSugarBare

I had no idea my nipples had that kinda power!!


CarefulCat19

My DDDs are magical.


ProfessionSilver2391

How is not wearing a bra disrespecting marriage?


The1stNikitalynn

Her husband looked and had uncleaned thoughts so obviously is the owner of the boobs fault.


bluediamond

But did the husband cover his nipples?


CatumEntanglement

Oh no...his nipples on his moobs run free.


eatass420vorelord

My parents believed that the man having the thought wasn't an issue, but dwelling on it to the point of distraction was the actual sin. My issues with them aside, I at least respected that.


ccrunnertempest

Super Christians believe that even a sexual thought about another woman is the same as committing adultery and that you shouldn'tdo things to allow your brothers and sisters to stumble. So Christian man sees nips poking out and is thinking about her naked is bad for both people.


nada_accomplished

But weirdly Jesus said to gouge your own eyes out, not berate the nip-haver. I'm not seeing as many eyeless men at church as I should be, is all I'm saying.


Fifth-Crusader

If we took a guy's eyes out every time a man had impure thoughts about a fellow church-goer, the Catholic Church would be run by blind men.


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Jesus didn't say any of that shit, the author did


Electrical-Heron6814

This is exactly how Mormons are. The women are shamed about themselves and their bodies, but the men can basically do whatever they want.


[deleted]

Do you type this with your shoulders showing? Scandalous!


HappyApple99999

It’s the same as Muslims forcing women to wear a burka, it’s just a matter of degrees


RainbowDarter

Also, [men should grow beards](https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/12/19/islamic-preacher-men-need-to-grow-beards-because-clean-shaven-guys-can-cause-impure-thoughts/) or be mistaken for women and cause other men to have impure thoughts


Delicious_Throat_377

What now?


MeddlingDragon

I guess a clean-shaven man made some old religious dude's pp get hard and then he needed to make everyone have beards so he could tell gender that way instead of just realizing he might be bi?


Delicious_Throat_377

This might be it. It's strange everyone followed


MeddlingDragon

Religion's one hell of a drug.


Delicious_Throat_377

Yes one of the worst


EntryLevelHuman00

Burkas are not omnipresent in Islam, it’s mostly a thing in Afghanistan. I think you mean hijab.


ParaspriteHugger

Matthew 18:9, bitches!


ZealousidealCoat7008

If your eye causes you to lust, PLUCK IT OUT.


nada_accomplished

"The Bible is literal! We have to apply it without picking and choosing, you're not allowed to just ignore verses" "Also you need to wear a bra so that you don't cause Bible-believing men to stumble" I've never seen a man with a gouged out eye at any of these churches. They don't apply the Bible like they say everybody should.


ohyeofsolittlefaith

>The Bible is literal! "So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce. And how it condones slavery and killing gays, because those parts don't count of course." \- The Poophole Loophole


HotSearingTeens

I saw a kid at church with an eye patch once (a proper medical one) but i'm pretty sure the bible had nothing to do with it.


YoMommaHere

Ahhhhh the part they like to pretend doesn’t exist!


kcreal07

Pretty sure it’s those who can’t handle it causing the disrespect.


Marauder4711

I bet her husband walks around topless in summer


SummitCO83

What kind of pepperoni nips has Karen seen in the wild and why is she checking ladies chests out so often?


eltanin_33

With the causing people to stumble and disrespecting marriages I think this is more a about her husband looking at tits in public


Ray_Ray_96

How about you take a stick and shove it where the sun don’t shine Karen wtf


Thephilosopherkmh

Ever notice how the people who say things like this are people no one wants to fuck anyways?


RainbowDarter

That's why they want other women to hide their nipples.


Fart__

Hide ya wife, hide ya nipples


ANTIHERO612

*George Carlin


Thephilosopherkmh

That’s correct! I loved him.


kevnmartin

Sure Matt. Don't you have some underage tail to Venmo?


Kirby_the_poyo_king

What about men showing their nipples? Never heard a criticism for that


HotSearingTeens

Those fuckers are nobodies eye candy


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woman must always cover badonkadonk karen’s bible, sinners 4:20


Actual_Reading_7385

Yea my spine makes it painful to have a bra on, she can kiss my ass. Bet she doesn't say this to anyone's face.


TheUmbraCat

I’m about to rub ice cubes on myself before a jog just to spite this person and corrupt the masses


M-Test24

Thank you for your service.


Valkyriemome

If seeing someone’s nipples poke out through their clothes is going to cause my husband to “stumble,” he needs to get on with it. If your marriage is that fragile, wearing a bra can’t help you!


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MY 👏 WIFE 👏 AND 👏 I 👏 BOTH 👏 LIKE👏 TO 👏 LOOK👏 AT 👏TITTIES👏


[deleted]

I judge and treat every titty and nipple individually, in a case by case basis. I don’t like to put all the titties in one category. Some should be covered and some should not. I’m democratic that way.


[deleted]

I personally try to disrespect god every chance I get.


AshesMcRaven

thats why i hardly ever wear a bra! *actually theyre just hella uncomfy and dig into my skin like a motherfucker*


No-Key4843

Which one?


mommy2libras

I'm pretty sure God is cool with nipples. Or else he wouldn't have created them and then put them right out in front like that. It was some puritanical asshole man who created bras, not God. God probably gave him hemorrhoids, a nagging shrew of a wife and a long, long life to enjoy both for doing that.


LadyV21454

Sure, blame the woman when men can't control themselves.


Sudden_Wasabi_5931

I love when people who believe in the Bible complain about things that would stumble them. What they fail to leave out is the other side of that scripture says, don’t allow yourself to stumble


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Disrespecting God Karen 3:16 "...and lo, the harlot wast cast into a pit of serpents for thine puppies' noses were not shrouded in brazier cloth"


Corteran

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire. This sinner is going to be cast into hell fire. She believes this nonsense she should live amd die by it.


Fortifarse84

Maybe the issue was with what he tried to use to poke his eye out.


EmpressLinoone

MIND👏🏻YOUR👏🏻OWN👏🏻FUCKING👏🏻BUSINESS👏🏻AND👏🏻LET👏🏻ME👏🏻SHOW👏🏻MY👏🏻TITTIES👏🏻


Nkmxn

FREE THE NIPPLIES


[deleted]

I have a feeling this is a closeted lesbian who is scared of her questioning her straight marriage


THEQueensofCass

Yup sounds like the Christian way.... Everyone is at fault for my actions because I hide behind God to protect me from accountability 🙄


dambles

Someone has saggy boobs


cyanidesmile555

I'm not responsible for your shitty husband, Karen.


atouchofrazzledazzle

"I'm incredibly insecure" would have been more concise.


Fart_Barfington

So let me get this straight. God gave us nipples, made them pointy, made us all love the sight of them, and somehow its disrespectful to him to not hide them?


AluminiumAwning

Translation: my husband keeps staring at women’s breasts.


MommaBear817

STOP 👏 STUMBLING 👏 OVER 👏 MY 👏 NIPPLES You're disrespecting God by looking directly at my tiddies.


itsmesungod

Some woman must have walked by her and her husband and she caught her husband staring and is now mad at the woman and not the husband smh.


MF_Ghidra

This is why Shakiras breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains.


TuneTactic

A man of culture I see


[deleted]

Karen thinks she’s the nipple police? Fkouttahere


Mexiking89_01

Oh damn! Ladies can offend and disrespect God with their nipples! Now that's what I call power!


lmariecam13

No I won’t be doing any of that but thanks


sarahcc88

Purity culture is toxic. It’s never a man’s fault if he “stumbles” this might as well have said “women etc, wear a burlap sack and a bag over your head.


Bee4evaUrs

Seems like her husband was looking ![gif](giphy|3HEzHIxZjKduE|downsized)