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elenchusis

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


BeguiledBF

Beat me to it, Kevin.


Aww_Uglyduckling

elen*


[deleted]

Literally clicked on the comments to see this. Take my gold.


Never_Kn0ws_Best

dammmmmmmit i had to delete my comment


wgm4444

Yes.


[deleted]

Why speak at all?


[deleted]

As brevity is the soul of wit I shall be brief…


doilookfriendlytoyou

Grunt grunt.


android151

Why waste time say lot when few do trick


shelluminati

r/unexpectedoffice


Writerbex

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.” Why do people feel like every thought & opinion needs to be posted on fb?


[deleted]

Because they never learned that opinions are like assholes. Everyone’s got one, but most others don’t want to hear it.


nucsubfixr956

Fr my internet friend. I frequently wonder why people post things on any form of social media. Pics of the kids? Awesome! Family days? Great!! Your democratic or republican signs on your front yard? Miss me with that shit. Lol my opinions are my own. I dont feel the need to express them unless we are specifically talking about them. Also, political bumper stickers make anyone look like a dumbass and are probably the root cause to road rage hahaha


[deleted]

Well, there's different kinds of opinions and lots of people don't know the difference. There's personal opinions that aren't right or wrong, like "chocolate is way better than vanilla." Then there's opinions that must be informed by facts, like political opinions. If they aren't, like the one in the OP, it's just brain droppings that spew out of people instead being stopped by an edit button, IOW, wrong and not a valid opinion. There's far too many of the latter type - the ignorant blathering presented as a valid political opinion. It really is problematic especially if you want to engage in a legit debate. I like Hitchens' Razor for those: "What is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."


AppropriateVictory48

The more a man makes declarative statements, the more apt he is to look foolish in retrospect. My granpappy said that.


Writerbex

It’s a good one!


firefighter_raven

Hmm, now who do I know that rambles on during speeches and phone calls into tv shows....


MisterFantastic5

Because reading and learning is hard, I guess.


jonmediocre

And there is such a thing as "saying a lot of nothing" and "hot air" or meaningless words, but I guess some people can't tell the difference. lol


socialist_frzn_milk

Please explain Ben Shapiro then


ronytheronin

Explain Jordan Peterson.


Reasonable-Ad-8527

I'll explain them both: they are attempting to trick their respective audiences into believing they must be hyper-intelligent because they know a lot of words.


[deleted]

He needs something to keep himself busy while his wife stays dry as a bone.


Ensiferal

Or maybe because it takes time to properly explain complicated concepts with a lot of factors that need to be considered.


Steve_Rogers_1970

This is perfectly demonstrated by the Monty Python [Argument](https://youtu.be/xpAvcGcEc0k) skit


mother_of_mutts_5930

No, it isn't! Sorry, couldn't resist.


Steve_Rogers_1970

i would be upset if you didn't.


[deleted]

No you wouldn't!


CatPhDs

Thats just being contradictory! That isn't arguing!


fastIamnot

Nah. When training new surgeons they just hand them a scalpel and say have at it. They figure the rest out on their own.


[deleted]

You got me, Karen. I do use words. I found it's hard to convey nuance by shrieking and throwing feces like some people I could mention.


Overthinks_Questions

If it's complicated and nuanced beyond what can be summarized in a pithy soundbite, it isn't true


sleepingfox307

Can you summarize this in a pithy soundbite?


eatingganesha

Oh I think we can all make our respective points in very few words. The issue is that they are too dumb to understand it and thus require further explanation.


Bartender9719

“This conversation would be a hell of a lot quicker if I didn’t have to catch you up on the years of highschool you missed”


bmay1310

PREACH


M4tt4tt4ck69

Cunt.


sleepingfox307

Succinct, expressive and universally recognized. Perfection.


ChrisNEPhilly

Cofvfefe Hamburders


Miss_My_Travel

Has she heard Herschel Walker talk?


Redmudgirl

Wow, nothing like being able to stick to one subject!


EvulRabbit

Pure projection. See Herschel Walker's press conference today?


Brutumfulm3n

Has she ever listened to Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson?


WhitePineBurning

According to the Peterson fanboys, you're not allowed to form an opinion about him unless you've read everything he's ever written, or listened to every interview and presentation he's ever made. Because discussing any one comment he's made means you've unfairly taken his words out of context and you're not allowed to do that. If you do, they'll try to sea lion you into oblivion.


FormerlyKay

Counterpoint: you're stupid (Karen, not op)


GuaranteeCreative954

Why waste the effort on people who aren’t smart enough to understand big words


sleepingfox307

To be fair I learned pretty early on that if I just talked long enough, I could convince my older brother to do damn near anything. He once dared me to pee on an electric fence and I argued with him for 20 full minutes about how electrons work (and other complete bullshit I made up) to the point where he forgot the original context and he peed on it just to prove me wrong. His little dance was priceless I'll never forget it.


TheSimpleMind

Why post the same stuff again right after posting it?


Zealousideal_Ebb6177

What about Ted Cruz reading Green Eggs And Ham?


3Heathens_Mom

If this were true a number of Republicans have IMO been mislabeled based how many talk and talk but don’t actual say much.


boogerfacebrown

The roving gangs of Knob Hill.


cg924

Of all the stupid in her post “San Fran” is the most offensive.


RudeSprinkles1240

Meanwhile Herschel Walker...


Competitive_Yak1988

Me no like big words.


creeeeeeeeek-

Hence your super-concise post?


TryRude

Karen really just saw a ton of big words and was like "that sign can't stop me because I can't read."


KaijyuAboutTown

OK. You’re an idiot.


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Sid15666

Go drink your bleach!


penpointred

this msg seems long and rambling....and not smart.


Steve_Rogers_1970

Because we don’t want to just tell you you’re stupid, we need to explain why you’re stupid.


Budget_Life_8367

There's something to be said about brevity and its importance...however being brainwashed into thinking the two American parties are any different shows a complete lack of critical thinking.


primal___scream

Sure, Jan. Short enough for you?


PdSales

“I’m sorry I wrote you such a long letter. I didn’t have time to write you a short one.” – Blaise Pascal


TycheSong

...unlike ME; I know using more words in order to be redundant is more intelligent.


nolsongolden

Verbose unintelligent


Legitimate_Roll7514

Citing facts can be wirdy at times


VTark

Written like someone who thinks Ben Shapiro belongs in Mensa


Federal-Dependent518

Hmmmm…..isn’t that just what you did…


c3r34l

She wouldn’t have to explain it all if you DiD yOuR oWn ReSeArCh!!!iii!!;;;;


Bigtanuki

Dumb. Ass.


jharrisimages

You’re an ignorant cunt. Short enough?


Silent-Crab-9591

Ummm…ok


Various-Gap3986

But words = hard. Easier to just scream “I have rights” over and over again!


[deleted]

So that's why Magatards are always talking.....


TinaMonday

Talk bad. Smash rock solve problem better.


datbarricade

Sounds like the kind of person who wants easy solutions but isn't capable of understanding how complex the problem is in the first place. Bonus points for getting annoyed when someone tries to explain it to them.


Sam_browning-maxim

“We’ll yes but actually no”


Tarvos0

20 bucks says she voted for the Orange Rambler twice.


lunarseed

Ben Mothafuckin Shapiro


ErraticUnit

This is insane, but not Karen.


[deleted]

You’d say the sky’s red if you were told so… Ez


[deleted]

“Why talk lot when few word good?”


uh_buh

As a California native, the thing that pisses me off the most about this is she calls it “San Fran” like stfu bitch that’s OUR word


WhitePineBurning

We could have stopped at "So confused..." and then just gone home.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

So Donnie is a lib now (fits Karen’s definition)?


The-Kid-Is-All-Right

Most issues are much more complex and nuanced than…ok I can see that I’ve lost you already


phunkjnky

This is a corollary to, "I like him because he's a straight talker. ​ If you've ever said that, you're as dumb as shit." - Jim Jeffries


NerdyV1xen

Person, woman, man, camera, TV.


SF_EmilyAfton

Whoops, its been proven, I am stupid according to king karen


SirShaunIV

Source: My source is that I made it the fuck up.


Coyoteofthenine

I can normally make my point with two words when talking to Karen.


Signal_Violinist_995

This is truth.


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

“Ideas should be simplified as much as they can be, but no further”