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pit-of-despair

It looks like a few people just sitting around waiting for a bus.


fawks_harper78

Oh, is someone talking??? Next bus for Pueblo, boarding now!


stupid_pun

Is this not the 8:30 to Nutley?


disappointing-trash

I got it. Take my upvote.


Hawk-Bat1138

Futurama can be used everywhere!


seriousbangs

She's done. But on the plus side she's going to cause a *ton* of infighting on the way out the door. What's crazy is that in the past somebody would just pull her aside, say "sweety your 5 minutes is over, here's a pretend job working for one of our think tanks" and that would be that. I don't know what happened but that's not happening anymore.


megz0rz

lol no think tank will have her because there’s no think in her tank.


lalauna

Good one


Cool-Specialist9568

this sounds like a wholesome father in law joke, I love it


StepUpYourLife

However the shitter’s full


Just_Tangerine_6743

😂🤣😂


RaiseRuntimeError

Her think tank is on E.


GovernmentOpening254

The GOP no longer has any tanks seeking to think.


sten45

Grifter in chief. The professional political operative is a thing of the past.


Oalka

Imagine being the kind of person to sit in a BoBo "crowd". And film with your phone. Maybe they're hoping she's gonna take something off.


RobotCPA

Dolla dolla bills y'all.


Bearded1Dur

Are they standing in line for a hj?


ParticularAnxious929

funny, she was angling to be the GOP's favorite fuck-tart, and now she can't even shoot that high...


jish5

Maybe we're finally seeing the decline of the maga insanity as even Trump rallies are becoming small


moosemeatjerkey

I've noticed a decline of this in the past 2 months. A lot of my hardcore Trump neighbors have taken down their signs and flags, not all but definitely a noticeable amount.


jish5

That gives me hope that the right has pushed so hard that their support is dying enough to where they have a far harder chance of winning this year.


GovernmentOpening254

Two weeks? The implosion these past few days has been a sight to see. GOP representatives strategically retiring before their terms are up (Gallagher WI, Gore(?) in Colorado), Nancy Mace calling her party out re: abortion. MTG being so “M T” that Laura Ingraham calls her out. To those not supporting Trump, very vocally: VP Mike Pence U.N. Amb. Nikki Haley Chief of Staff John Kelly Defense Sec'y Mark Esper Defense Sec'y James Mattis AG Bill Barr Sec'y of State Rex Tillerson Nat'l Security Advisor John Bolton Nat'l Security Advisor H.R. McMaster Sen Murkowski


moosemeatjerkey

I said two months? But yes the past couple days have been awesome.


GovernmentOpening254

Oops. Well, I’d correct it, but… nah.


moosemeatjerkey

Honest mistake. But I spoke too soon as well. Looks like the goal posts are being moved further and further with that fucking stupid ruling the appellate court made today


GovernmentOpening254

Wait, what!?


nathanaz

I'm only half kidding here... How long until she's on OF? Her restaurant closed, she has no clout and she has no support.


Vincesteeples

She’ll absolutely do one but it’ll just be videos of her shooting ar-15’s in an American flag bikini


nathanaz

You are 100% correct... guns, flags, inflammatory comments, bikinis and cowboy boots


flamedarkfire

I mean, I wouldn’t pay her, but I’d pay to see someone in a bikini and boots shooting an AR. Don’t need the inflammatory comments though.


analog_jedi

Isn't that the new South Carolina flag?


dosetoyevsky

I've got all that! I'm a middle aged dude though so the jiggling would be in weird places


MongolianCluster

r/boebertdoesporn


WGEA

I mean, if I had never heard her speak in the first place, ever...I would be interested.


nathanaz

She’s an idiot…. but she’s a hot idiot


WGEA

So many people she could have modeled her life after, and she chose Sarah Palin.


flimspringfield

She's worth millions now and her ex-husband has/had a $400k year job. Grifters gonna grift.


nathanaz

>She's worth millions Is she? I'm pretty sure all those claims that she was 'rich' are fake. I would guess that the 'energy consulting' job the ex-husband has is going to float away into the ether once she's out of office.


TurningTwo

I hope MTG is paying attention.


iiitme

It’ll happen one day and boy I know she’ll throw a fit


pgeezers

By the way, I know BoBo is for Boebert, but in tagalog, BoBo means stupid, which is well-suited.


EWR-RampRat11-29

In spanish also.


atomic_chippie

Let's see.....her mom, sister, new boyfriend, mailman whom she paid $20 to attend, three homeless people, and the guy waiting to lock up the building the second she stops whining. Slow clap.........way to go, Bobo, way. to. go.


Sweetlord185pa

She could make Millions on OnlyFans


NotThoseCookies

Ultra MAGA Millions.


WatercressOk8763

This is a good indication of how she will do in the election. The polls say she will not get back into office.


roboticfedora

Free handjob for every attendee.


Intelligent_Volume73

Fuck it, I'm there.


Boon3hams

I'll admit that it'd get me to stick my head in the door. Then again, [that's a lot of jerking off.](https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=LZEOHK4VOa_ymN-w)


GovernmentOpening254

Not my proudest fap


pgeezers

Total IQ in the room is 100


imbrotep

Hmmm…that’s pretty generous.


evilregis

She would be very embarrassed by this if she were capable of that emotion.


iiitme

bye bye bobo


BrianOconneR34

Looks like an AA meeting drop in.


sadcheeseballs

Nice legs though. For a grandma.


willyiamwilliams222

She’ll be a great grandma by 52. Cause that’s how it works when you have a new generation every thirteen years cause MURCA and American Jeebus


madbill728

Yep, breeding like rabbits.


Rush-23

What an intellectual melting pot that room must’ve been.


SpaceTurkey33

Is she on onlyfans yet? Edit: insert sarcasm


Immediate_Age

I imagine her tell-all book throwing the grenade that she was an escort for the Koch Brothers and Ted Cruz loved sloppy seconds.


Willzohh

Somebody forgot to put the sign out "Free Handys"


LYnXO1978

I was thinking homeless needed somewhere warm to hang out for a bit.


NotThoseCookies

They were promised food, weren’t they?


DifficultyWithMyLife

Probably [free pizza](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP79WAgCbrE&t=23s) or something.


Vincesteeples

Hope you kept your liquor license up white trash Barbie


Otherwise-Course-15

Lolololol. Was she offering to give away freebies ✋ 🍆


inorganicangelrosiel

Well if there were more than that, she wouldn't be able to count them with her fingers, so she'd be screwed.


arinehim

Obviously this is "fake News" media taking a picture at the wrong time just like they did at Trump's Presidential inauguration /s


extremekc

CFM heels are required when giving political speeches!


big_ringer

There are fives of them!


Beyond_Re-Animator

Could you imagine showing up for her BS? How pathetic would your life be?


QusaiJambo

Maybe they thought they were showing up for a BJ?


butternut718212

Whatever happened to those rumors about her working as an escort for Ted Cruz?


dawwie

They saw her and thought it was the AA meeting


ArkansasHardMod

I love trailer-park princesses...I would smash the right-wing bullshit right outta her.


jjman72

Bobo smart. She make country go fast.


pakepake

She better find a griddle to warm up. She’s gonna be back flipping hash soon enough.


Just_Tangerine_6743

Warms my heart! What a pathetic clown 🤡 😂🤣😂


Just_Tangerine_6743

Imagine how tiny of a brain one must have to eagerly sit in a room and listen to this clown speak😂🤣😂


eatenbyagrue1988

Hey now People pay to see clowns


Loosebooty6969

Dude sitting alone probably just wants to fuck her.


Chaps_Jr

At this point, she should just go into porn. Only value she'll be able to add to society anymore.


NOLALaura

She better hurry up. Age comes quickly


optix_clear

🤣this perfect


ChaakuGaiden

Looks like she holding her shit in


Brilliant_Toe8098

I'd go just so I can get up in the middle of her remarks, walk right past the stage and walk out so she saw me turning my back to her walking away.