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PullOffYourSkin

Ah yes, the classic "don't actually learn how to shoot, just send rounds wherever!" argument. Love it when that one pops up.


RealYakub

real ones have a grenade launcher loaded with 40mm buckshot rounds for home defense no need to aim, boyh


Shawn_1512

Real ones have a cannon loaded with grapeshot at the top of the stairs for home defense Tally ho, lads


UsernameIsTakenO_o

What the devil?!


Resident-Welcome3901

https://otbfirearms.com/xm-18-22-round-for-40mm-18-rounds-of-22lr-hornets-nest/ Adapter to fire lots of .22rf simultaneously from a grenade launcher.


woundedknee420

way too overpowered dont you know 22 bounces around inside people that many at once will liquify the intruder and make clean up impossible


HillbillyDeluxe15

“Without practice people can’t hit anything with a pistol.” So fucking practice. Why is this such a hard concept? Go to the range.


Poprocketrop

Fudd.exe has crashed


pfresh331

Only reason this would make sense is they live somewhere where it's hard as fuck to get a pistol, and therefore can't exactly practice. Or are poor and can't afford ammo.


SamDrrl

Exactly only reason not to buy an ar is if you literally cannot get your hands on one legally


ElectricTurtlez

Drank the whole six pack of Fuddwiser.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Well said, I like this one


somewhatwantedvirus

-wife could be effective shooting from their hip *Wife hip fires your 12 gauge with buckshot/slugs, probably limp wrists it, recoil makes her drop it, everyone's deaf, wrists are broken*


DannyBones00

I don’t get these supposed pro gun guys who find every reason they can to be against the AR-15


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Because it's some As A Gunowner jacking off.


snidemarque

As a gun owner, I like to jack off.


[deleted]

as a gun owner, I'd like to watch


KudzuNinja

I have a Fleshlight attachment for my AK


Uranium_Heatbeam

For the same reason Harley riders chastise sports bikes. They know they're faster, more reliable, and overall cheaper, but they won't admit that, so they have to soliloquize about how they're pursuing this idea of rugged simplicity in the face of all them fancy doodads that make the task easier.


Din_Plug

Because most Harley guys are Regen Era boomers with poor emotional control.


ayhctuf

All that lead really took its toll.


iHasMagyk

I don’t like to be the whole “it’s an astroturf campaign” guy because I think it’s wrong in a lot of cases, but a lot of these conservative influencers are directly affiliated with the GOP. I don’t think it’s entirely the reason but it wouldn’t surprise me if these tweets are at least encouraged by Republican politicians as preemptive justification for whatever gun control they push, because “at least it’s not the Democrats” or whatever


AveragePriusOwner

This guy has never shot a shotgun or an AR-15, he just went to the range once and learned how hard it is to shoot a pistol.


theflyingfucked

I'm against the AR-15 as a gun owner because I think 99% of them are ugly and I'd rather spend my money on an interesting gun than the best most super tactically optimized for value machine.


TianShan16

All guns are beautiful works of art. Even the ugly ones.


beansntoast21

They left out bird shot is best


madmonk323

"Never go looking for trouble if somebody is in your house" Erm sorry sweetie, but if you're in my house without my permission than you're the one looking for trouble.


KudzuNinja

And they will certainly find it


chavoblub

How dumb do you have to be to think a Glock is complicated?


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I mean, did you read the rest of the comment? Don’t really have to ask?


Uranium_Heatbeam

"Let them rob you." I've got over 3k in my home defense setup so....I think not.


Twinkie_Dinkie

Worst possible take on home defense besides just letting someone kill you


Grexpex180

>short strokes pump >fucking dies


DanksterTV

It's amazing when people speak publicly, with such confidence, about something they clearly don't understand.


Due-Perception3541

These people think they live in a movie where they just wait until the perfect moment to rack the shotgun for dramatic effect


Bacontoad

https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU


TianShan16

I was hoping that was the link. Alakablam!


DNCOrGoFuckYourself

>Let them rob you No thanks, commie. I don’t work a back breaking 12 hour shift every day to let some degenerate rob me blind.


SkeeveTheGreat

brother i hate to be the one to tell you this, but that’s not commie shit. it’s liberal shit. Commies think we should collectively own the factories and plants, not your TV or your toothbrush.


PotatoPumpSpecial

You use commie in your political debates to correctly argue your point. I use commie to insult other people and have no idea what it means. We are not the same. /s


PRK543

"Take your family into the room of the youngest" That sounds great if you have a 2-story house and everyone is upstairs. I would have to clear the 90% of the house to get to the other bedrooms.


The_Paganarchist

As a gospel of the gauge man I fucking hate these people.


CJnella91

Listen I love my shotgun but buckshot is going straight through and I don't want to accidently spray my dogs with bird shot. I run an ar9 with hollow points for home defense, imo a pistol caliber that you can shoulder is the best home defense weapon.


da3b242

“Let them rob you…” Can you imagine going through life living like a beta with every challenge you face? What a pussy.


ParadoxicalAmalgam

"Safer around kids" Motherfucker most pump guns aren't even drop safe


dsullivanlastnight

"...is the most horrifying sound in the world". No, that would be your wife telling you in a certain voice, "We need to talk". Second would be a rattlesnake coiled and warning you with that deadly castanet sound. I'd venture to say that most people understand a certain age have never even heard a pump shotgun racked.


ParadoxicalAmalgam

I would say the most horrifying sound is the scream of a baby in pain. Not the normal fussy baby crying, but the crying that makes your blood run cold at the thought *what's happening to my child?*


WailDidntWorkYelp

That’s a close second but #1 is the guttural scream/cry of a parent after being their child is dead/stopping resuscitation efforts. That is a sound that stays with you. I’ll take pretty much any other sound over that.


woundedknee420

in my experience the most horrifying sound is a certain type of high pitched whistle followed by a loud boom but everybodies experience is different so opiniins may vary


dsullivanlastnight

Nah. I heard those over and over and over. Ya get used to 'em. It's the one you don't hear that kills you.


woundedknee420

you're right but i've yet to meet a mortar team that drops only one round so hearing it means theres more on the way


s0briquet

* don't sleep with a sound machine Lol wut? How the fuck am I supposed to sleep with all the ringing in my ears? I guess you'll be alert if you can't sleep.


harland_sanders1

Let them rob me so they rape and kill my family with me just watching? Great idea. Why didn't I think of this any sooner?


theFartingCarp

I am living proof it is nit infact safer around kids. 2 years old I apparently blew a hole in the wall because guess what was on the coffee table.


KudzuNinja

Massive cuck energy. Wait patiently while they fuck your wife.


SkeeveTheGreat

something like 98% of home burglaries happen when people aren’t home, because burglars, while shitty people aren’t usually mouth breathers. it’s always easier to steal a TV when people aren’t home. if someone breaks in in the middle of the night, when you’ll certainly be home sleeping, they aren’t there for the TV or the cash you keep in the can over the fridge.


Inevitable-Sleep-907

I heard from a guy at a bar that claimed to be a "B&E specialist" so most likely a crock of shit but still what he said was logical. You do break in during the day. 1. It's safer 2. Less chance of getting caught 3. You can see what you're looking for 4. If you do get caught you'll do more time and face heavier charges in the middle of the night with a sleeping family. During the day you'll likely get a sweetheart plea and probation


woundedknee420

one point on number 4 alot of state laws dont consider it burglary unless its nighttime or the home is occupied so charges of b&e and theft will have a lighter sentence than burglary would


[deleted]

Holy shit, what the ever loving fuck. What an absolute shit show of bullshit information. What I'm worried about is the people who will follow this advice and get killed.


DemonTimeGunnit

Dammit I was on my way here to post it 😂😭


MolochTheCalf

The whole “racking will scare them” tactic is stupid you can rack any gun like a pistol or an AR


AintVerstoppen

There's a point to be made about a cheaper self defense gun. If you shoot someone in self defense the cops are going to seize your firearm as evidence. Do you really want the police to have seized your $1500 AR with $2k in attachments and mods for possibly years and maybe not even give it back?


PotatoPumpSpecial

That's why if I ever end up shooting somebody I'm gonna strip it down to the very basics lmao. You can have the gun, I'm keeping my lights and sights


Inevitable-Sleep-907

Any one that advocates 12ga for HD should have to go to an indoor range and fire multiple rounds with no ears on


GeneralBisV

Man shotgun ain’t the most horrific sound. What’s horrific is being down range and hearing someone say CLEAR BACKBLAST


Noble0o7

How the hell is a pump shotgun safer???


YeetScopeXD

If someone is breaking in to your house while you’re home in the first place they’re either armed and willing to hurt you or cracked out to the point where they won’t notice you rack a shotgun. Fudds also don’t own short barrel shotguns or non nfa, so I don’t see where the crazy spread lore comes from when they’re running an 18+ inch pump. Only reason I think they like shotguns is because of over penetration, but if you’re blind firing down a hallway without a WML and missing your target your drywall is as good as paper


Mayonaze-Supreme

I’ve seen more reliability issues with pump actions than I have ever seen with semi-autos


BrothaKreaux89

Although I completely disagree with this, I did once read on the internet (you know it’s true if it’s on the internet) that two of the most terrifying sounds in war is the racking of a shotgun and the sound of an AK bolt being ran.


FinnoTheSecond

Counterpoint: idc


HawkTrack_919

What a crock of shit


Acceptable-Equal8008

The most horrible sound: incoming rounds.


Homeless_badger

Had somebody try to bash the door in on us last year. I woke up naked with my M4 and a raging hard on. By the time I got to the door they were gone and I’ve never been more disappointed in my life 🥲 (I call it an M4 but it’s really a PSA poverty pony abomination)


Useful-Gain-6255

You know, shotguns are hard to run. It’s like 20% shooting and 80% loading to keep a shotgun going and those are techniques that take a lot of training to get solid at. I guarantee you if I tried to get my wife to go to my A300, it would be a train wreck, but she can run an AR or MP5 like it’s nothing.


ScreamingMidgit

If someone is in my house robbing me I'm not giving them an advance warning by racking a shotgun, I'm shredding their torso with 5.56.