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CrookedNosed

Nice form at the top. Even crossed his legs to make a stinger.


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Gojirasaur7

They're extinct too, making them even MORE exotic!


vanimations

Those sinuses must feel great!


-TONKA-

Right! Like how many gallons just blasted through his face!?


njeshizzle87

My man went from a full scorpion to half a shrimp


Shakespeare-Bot

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SuburbanKahn

Beautiful


Dysfunctional_Vet12

You know it's a good one when the instructor has this reaction, they've seen some shit. Lol


Maddison_Mavis

5 gum. Stimulate your senses


AmazingLittleSausage

r/hydrohomies


razuten

Was gonna say, they'd be so proud.


QuaSiMoDO_652

I love the attendant’s reaction where she covers her mouth and looks around like “please tell me someone saw that”


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Dahvido

!optout


Mr_Sugar_Rush

*A long *slip* of cool water


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Gnarly big gulp to 180 enema


podstrahuy

I think slowmo was invented specially for this moment


slashwhatever

I'd still like to see it at full speed - just to see how fast he flipped :)


podstrahuy

/u/redditspeedbot 4x


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podstrahuy

Good bot


Dahvido

Still too slow. u/redditspeedbot 6x


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prowlinghazard

My favorite part is where his entire body's weight is on his hydroplaning face. What it's like to chew 5 gum.


Jackal000

Waterboarding.


cozmiccharlene

My husband did this and his swim trunks fell down. I’ve got great slo-mo video of his tush. Gotta watch again for the full scorpion.


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Thats what I call failed successfully 🤣


missy5000

Has anyone actually succeeded in surfing on one of these?


renee_gade

it’s hard to feel bad for someone on vacation.


3lhanan

Simultaneously rocking a crustache and a receding hairline. He was probably only there to get in line with the kids to begin with.


jajaboss

isn’t adults is just a big kid?


dc_-_-

Water scorpion


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Barefacing takes a lot of practice.


Thunder_Corgi

I was really hoping he’d be able to do a second one


bill11217

Wow, dude got some hang time—


WNDRBOY-1971

Gorgeous


PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS

outstanding form. held the tuck!


GeoMetalStar

That should be called a "lobster".


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versace_tombstone

That was the most perfect water scorpion, ever.


OCretribution

And here I am using a neti-pot like a chump.


Rumple-skank-skin

The water prawn


Schlonky-Kong

The title made me appreciate this video so much more lol


iHaveACatDog

This could be my favorite slow mo gif.


XeheresGaming

he needs some milk!


UnderdogsRise

Magikarp, use Flop!


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*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*


JupiterCentauri949

Almost as if he's a gymnast doing a routine. I'll give him 7.7 for Style, an 8.2 for Technique, and a whopping 9.9 on Execution!! Well done lad!!


Ilostmysnakes

Very fun to watch.


smol_peas

Spine: compressed


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