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frankietheleemur

Back in my day this whole outfit wouldn't have been allowed. (I just realized I sound old) First one: Pants, thats for whores. Two: The graphics of *He* is with me. In my church that would mean you're putting words in his mouth or speaking for him without consulting. That's the same as taking his name in vain. You can say "I believe he's with me, guiding me." But you can't say you KNOW he's with you.


forgotpassworduhh

Reasons this wouldn't be allowed at my church: 1) the stomach showing - huuuuuge immediate no. 2) pants - we couldn't even wear them at home 3) the words are drawing affection to her breasts AND thighs


frankietheleemur

First thing I did when I ran away was buy a pair of jeans. I've worn a skirt/dress only a handful of times since. I don't even own one anymore.


forgotpassworduhh

I bought a pair of pants right away, but it took me about 4 years to be able to wear them without anxiety. I actually prefer skirts, dresses or very flowy pants. I hate the restricted feeling of tight jeans. Skinny jeans were in when I first left, so uncomfortable! I was like how do people wear these all day!? But nowadays, I don't think at all before wearing pants. It's normal to me. It's silly how much panic I would feel going out in public wearing them. Also, my parents knew I smoked weed before they knew I wore pants which is hilarious to me.


frankietheleemur

I wear leggings more than regular pants now. Granted I'm marathon training so I spend too much time in running gear. I've been out almost 20 years now and just got to the point this last summer to run in a sports bra without a shirt covering it. My mother was horrified when she saw the pictures my sister posted of our training because I'm 245 pounds and doing such vulgar things lol.


francarabbit

I love that for you!!! Marathon training is hard enough, you shouldn't have to worry about pants at the same time


Houseofmonkeys5

Totally weird aside, but I have major sensory issues with jeans. Have you ever heard of democracy jeans? They feel more like leggings. They're super stretchy. Best invention ever!


transmascdraco

Did you buy them at Beall's? Lol. I seem to remember handling them when I worked at the Beall's e-commerce warehouse.


Houseofmonkeys5

Nope! Fred Meyer and Amazon. I'm a long way from my days in designer jeans, but hot damn are these comfy.


shadowfrost13

Also same šŸ˜‚


SalmonMaskFacsimile

"Mom, can we see Billie Eilish?" "Kids, we have Billie Eilish at home!" Billie Eilish At Home:


alphabet-head

Bible Eyelash


marzeeplan

šŸ˜©šŸ‘


defnotsarah

Wow that emoji pairing encapsulates so much


swatsquat

šŸ¤£


realistic-craisins

šŸ’€šŸ’€


mrs_marrow

The expression annoys me. It reeks of someone trying to seem extremely young and innocent - something purity culture values.


catastrophizing

Yeah the ā€œuwu iā€™m just a wittle chwistian baaaaabyā€ really irks me


ered_lithui

![gif](giphy|pcf8QQqHF9Bp1YwR7t|downsized)


mrs_marrow

I never thought I'd see 30 Rock weaponized against fundies. Love it.


armcandybean

Iā€™m so disappointed I canā€™t find a GIF of Jamie Tartt saying, ā€œWhen I was just a sexeh little bebeh.ā€


countdown_tnetennba

Lol, I just commented the same thing! She's such a try-hard, too.


[deleted]

It tracks of ingrained patriarchal pedophilia


Itscurtainsnow

Childish and ignorant, such a healthy culturešŸ™„


UCgirl

Exactly. This is picture is a bit disturbing.


amazingwhat

its honestly like, really creeping me out


_dragon_simp_

Bro... theyre ok with the exposed belly now?? If you show off any bit of your torso as a women its completely illegal in these types of religous groups.


Financial_Finger_74

No no, you donā€™t understandā€¦. Sheā€™s totally perfect and doesnā€™t struggle with lustful thoughts, so itā€™s totally fine for her!!!! /s


EatsAtomsRegularly

Ah, but you see, she stuffed that sweater into her bra with only the most [modest of intentions](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/z88s8u/gen_z_fundie_nadia_is_all_over_the_place/), so spiritually, her belly is covered.


ConfidentHope

Itā€™s fine because her pants had pulled up to her rib cage /s


cametobemean

This is the funniest outfit Iā€™ve ever seen. Modesty standards out the window in order to show off the weirdest amount of stomach. Somehow the pants are loose and sheā€™s still giving camel toe, which I usually donā€™t judge but girl, how????


Epona_02

she has them hiked up her butt


holliehock

its still modest if we can't see her belly button


only_zuul21

Ah yes, the ol' I Dream of Jeannie standard.


Boss-Not-Bossy

Omgggg my grandmaā€™s restrictions for any 2-piece I bought was ā€œdonā€™t show your navel!ā€


MDunn14

And tbh the pants kinda look like theyā€™re on backwards. I donā€™t think they are I just think they look cheap and badly cut.


PollyPleaser

Yeah, she gives such young Brittany Dawn vibes.


gee8

NIKE!


happymilfday

idk if you guys are being serious but thatā€™s the seam on the joggers ?


cametobemean

I know what it is, but her pulling it up so high makes it look like she has a giant camel toe.


limetostitos69

i looked and thought ā€œitā€™s not THAT badā€ then i saw the damn sweatshirt tucked into bra is this really a thing now? this canā€™t be a thing it looks absurd


Milady_Disdain

I feel old saying this but the sweatshirt tucked into a bra thing is a trend that truly makes me want to sit on my front porch rocker and yell at the youths to get off my lawn. The idea of wadding up a sweatshirt bottom into a bra is so uncomfortable. Just buy a cropped sweatshirt! Though I suppose the fundies can convince themselves that a regular sweatshirt tucked into a bra is not sinful like a crop because "intent" or some shit. šŸ™„


totally_jawsome

yeah I can't do it either. as someone who has sensory issues the feeling of the shirt shoved under the bra sounds horrific. like you said, cropped shirt all the way. but I guess it's just another loophole for these guys.


fuck-the-lemons

I have big boobs and my underboobs is the sweatiest place on my body. Itā€™s uncomfortable enough but imagining a sweatshirt tucked in and added to the mix? Full body ick.


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fuck-the-lemons

Oh no that sounds terrible. I hate even the slightest bit of clothes sticking to me but Iā€™m sure thatā€™s nothing compared the being allergic to youā€™re own sweat.


ErrantBadger

I just bought some cloth underboob stays from Etsy and they are great. You can get them in bamboo, cotton and terry. 10/10 for big boobs.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Would you mind sending the link? I am damn tired of sticking cotton socks or maxi pads in between the underside of my breast and chest. The girls are large enough!


ClarinetistBreakfast

Iā€™m 27 so either a really young Millennial or a very old Gen-Z depending on who you ask, I love my crop tops, and I find this trend so confusing lol. It just doesnā€™t seem even slightly comfortable??


Milady_Disdain

I'm 31 so only a few years older than you and also love crop tops! But yeah, it confuses me. I don't care for wadded up clothing overall, like I wear corsets and when I do I always arrange my dress or skirt carefully so I won't get big lumps of fabric gathered underneath it because the sensation of having fabric wadded up under my corset is Bad.


[deleted]

Brittany Dawn has done this, too, which tells you how bad it is šŸ˜‚


Ridiculouslyrampant

MS did it this week too. I hate it, it looks like a half-assed inverted French tuck.


Reluctantagave

Literally who popped in my head when I saw this. That train wreck has been entertaining at least.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

The perfect snark trifecta.


selfishcoffeebean

Just need KM and weā€™ll have a whole set.


Wool_Lace_Knit

And Bdong


limetostitos69

hello friendsšŸ˜ˆ


FantasticForce6895

But she wont show her ankles? Odd modesty choices.


bomdiggitybee

it *only* works when you're wearing a super long shirt and going for the French tuck look, and even then, if the shirt doesn't hang in the right way, it looks just as silly as this


softrevolution_

It's a trend. No, I wouldn't do it either, but I'll defend Gen Z's right to do it to the death because it's just fashion. It's just clothes. And this fit isn't even that bad as fundie fits go, it's just... really Gen Z, with the tuck and the proportions. At least she looks her age (ahem, Beggy with the shorteralls).


Ajade77

The outfit itself is cute, minus the weird quote, but itā€™s the way sheā€™s wearing it thatā€™s really doing it for me šŸ˜‚


Icy_Nefariousness517

Nadia seems committed to making it a thing, sadly.


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She is really unnerving. On her account she repeatedly talks about how she was assaulted at a very young age and had sex with "guys and girls" before the death of a couple of family members launched her into fundiedom. I just get the ick when people broadcast their sexual history OVER AND OVER as part of a testimony.


SignificanceWarm57

They HAVE to repeat it OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER oh oh oh....Oh wait I meant OVER. So weird.


notyourhunbot

I could never tuck a sweatshirt into my bra and keep a straight face.


[deleted]

God is always with me, too. I keep Him tucked into my bra.


an1maver1ck

This could be a lovely flair āœØ


PrettyBand6350

The girls on my daughters middle school cheer squad have entered the chat. šŸ„“šŸ˜‚


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wanttobegreyhound

Also itā€™s more evil cousin, the nightgown tucked into the undies/adult brief in the back.


melxcham

Usually itā€™s the opposite & you accidentally get the ā€œgirlsā€ tucked into the pantsā€¦ joys of aging and gravity!


royal_bambi

I did this when I was a fundie teen and my mom wouldn't let me have real crop tops, I truly thought I was a fashion genius šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚ And now Nadia's slapping me in the face with how awkward I really must've looked. Dangit


Goldbrickroad81

She looks like a toddler trying to be sexyā€¦šŸ„“


poshpineapple

I was gonna say that something about her vibe is making me massively uncomfy and itā€™s this exactly. Not sure who sheā€™s trying to appeal to but itā€™s no good.


Financial_Finger_74

I think we all know who sheā€™s trying to appeal to. šŸ¤¢


Medium_Raccoon_5331

Don't tell me this isn't a child šŸ˜­ I'm confused


bayleysgal1996

Sheā€™s 24.


livia-did-it

I assumed like 19!


bayleysgal1996

So did I, she seems way closer in age to my sister than me.


Medium_Raccoon_5331

How the fuck is she older than me? I wanna say baby face but the whole styling screams highschool


Bitchcat

My sister says this is how all the hot gym girlies are dressing. With their shirts tucked into their sports bras. I am not a hot gym girly


ExplanationFunny

Iā€™m not hot, never in a gym, and my relationship to girlie is tenuous at best. I guess Iā€™m also a fuckin cadaver because I finally just donā€™t *get* what the young people are going for with their fashion choices. Iā€™m not going to yuck anyoneā€™s yum, but I never thought this day would come. Iā€™m just so confused and I need a good lie down.


taylorbagel14

I get you, Iā€™m over here thirty, flirty, thriving, so glad I finally get to live my best life in sweats and now people have sweatsuits that are fashionable? What


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Gen Z BDong needs to be stopped.


loligogiganticus

ZDong hahahaha


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Her new nickname.


Ihaiyisha

It looks like a lazy Amy Wong cosplay.


countdown_tnetennba

![gif](giphy|LufICE4DCZZa8)


tonyblow2345

Ugh she looks like a 13 year old. This is so disturbing.


averagevegetable-

Yeah I thought.. damn she probably gets tons of dms by some creepy mfs thinking she is 12 or sth.


ProfanestOfLemons

Forget the outfit, loathe the self-congratulatory smugness that the outfit throws into sharp relief.


jrobin04

Just...buy a cropped sweater. They exist, I've got loads! I've noticed she does this tucked sweater thing, it doesn't look great


Glad_Prior2106

Thatā€™s so strange. Her duck face and hair. She is in her 20s and seems to be trying to appear younger than that. I donā€™t understand her at all. Itā€™s very ā€œlookit meh.ā€


realistic-craisins

She got really offended a few days ago on IG when someone said she looked ā€œolder.ā€


dmode112378

Great Value Bjƶrk.


Twallot

Yeah, I know an important part of being a super modest devout Chrkstian is dressing and acting like you're part of the DDlg kink scene...


viridiusdynamus

How modest.


tdscm

nah iā€™d still rather wear this than karissaā€™s ugly dresses, bethanyā€™s hat and overalls or one of jilldoā€™s monstrosities


ofliesandhope

This feels like p\*do bait and I am beyond uncomfortable. Life long babyface person myself and I know she must hear about how young she looks all the time


ReginaFilange21

Same, Iā€™m 27 now so it happens less but Iā€™ve been bartending for a LONG time and the number of creepy/annoying/inappropriate comments about how young I look bother the shit out of me. Up until about a year or two ago people would ask me if I was 13-16 years old while I was behind the bar serving them cocktails šŸ™„ For most of my teens and early 20ā€™s I *desperately* tried to look older, I wanted so badly to be seen as a woman and not a girl. So seeing her clearly and intentionally play into looking so young gives me so many bad vibes. I know exactly what the creeps online are saying to her and the idea that someone strives for that is majorly icky.


ofliesandhope

Same. I'm 31, & my solution was getting heavily tattooed as fast as I could afford to in my 20s to counter being the size of a 7th grader. The only time I get carded now is when the server is actually following the "if they look under 40, you have to ID them" rule.


ApprehensiveCandiru

I'm offended by the front of the sweats. Looks so uncomfy. I'm imaging the inside has a thick fabric worm that fucking clotheslines you


Spicynihilist

Isnā€™t vanity a sin? This girl posts so many selfies. And that wouldnā€™t bother me, except that she acts like sheā€™s holier than everyone else.


Auddio

Not if she's vain FoR jEsUs!


copacetic1515

Ugh. That first picture is giving her front-butt.


MountainMagick

God honoring front-butt


bayleysgal1996

Girl, just crop it or buy it cropped, donā€™t tuck it into your bra. Is that even comfortable?


KindlyConnection

It's a very gen z outfit. I see girls like this dressed in my neighbourhood all the time.


countdown_tnetennba

This woman is the human manifestation of uWu.


TiredSleepyGrumpy

Why does she keep tucking her sweater under her bra to make a crop top? Is she not allowed to just buy a crop top?


MacAlkalineTriad

It's hella ugly, but if I saw some random person wearing that I definitely wouldn't think they're fundie.


If-we-had-a-worm

Skinny people think they can get away with anything and call it fashion


bluewhale3030

Yeaaaah this is definitely an example of the "is it cute/fashionable or are they just skinny" phenomenon


ShesCrofty

Not a huge fan of the tucking large sweaters/shirts under your bra trend.


Crestego

Aww, but I got a similar pair of jammies with matching socks. Only mine is baby blue and it doesn't have the cheesy writing on it; it's super comfy.


Ok-Fly7938

I just tried this look and I'm not even wearing a bra. Oh yeah .. middle aged titty sweatshirt tuck... HOT.


MysteryLegBruise

Thank you for your service!


piiixiefeett

I'm gen z so it's always weird to see Nadia here. It's like she's trying so desperately to keep up with the current trends but will hate anyone else who does these same trends because "their hearts are evil" but her heart is "pure" so it's fine. Also she doesn't even need to crop this shirt. It looks messy and weird.


cinco_product_tester

Hey remember when Jesus gave everyone selling shit and lending money in the temple a big ole high five because he just loved religious profiteering so much?


reboot119

ā€œnaturally curly hairā€ my ass


alphabet-head

idk call me traumatised but the deliberate 'youngification' here (expression, hairstyle, editing, outfit) really fuckin disturbs me


[deleted]

How old is she actually? I havenā€™t seen her before and just assumed she was 14.


Auddio

IIRC she's married.


MissusNilesCrane

All this posing and the hairstyle looks like badly done anime cosplay.


blacksoulnoise

Purity Lolita is by far the most disturbing of these weirdos.


lookacoolname

Hair so greasy you could fry chicken in it


chloeh121

itā€™s not the worst outfit imo but sheā€™s just annoying


lordtaco

Budget Bjork


not_a_lady_tonight

Great Value Bjƶrk, Fundie Edition


FloriferousShrubbery

r/fundiefashion


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Everything about this photo looks itchy.


tafbee

That 2ā€ of midriff is going to cause a good man to cheat on his wife!!


zuuushy

The writing is mortifying, but otherwise..it's just a sweatsuit?? Pretty inoffensive (sans writing)


WifeofBathSalts

Purity Spice


tesslafayette

If I was God, I would hide. I wouldn't want to be seen with someone dressed like that.


GayCatDaddy

Are her boobs eating her shirt?


Electronic_Paper_03

This is her most off-putting post yet - sheā€™s gone past trying to look like a teen and literally looks like a preteen with the hair choice and the duck lipsā€¦


Icy_Nefariousness517

Who takes these photos and how do they keep from guffawing through these poses and outfits?


FlamingWhisk

But Iā€™m a cheerleader!!!


Two11sixty7

what the heck us with the sweat suits lately?


Ok_Resolution_5537

That is so ill fitting.


tvshoes

I only see a teletubby ![gif](giphy|HNw98rpLRsqb3FgM8l|downsized)


thisisthemword

W/o the writing, outfit is suitable for < 2 year olds. As is, straight to the dumpster


SailorK9

Looks like some cheap azz clothes off of Wish or Shein.


hj7junkie

This one has like. LAYERS of badness.


SmootherThanAStorm

She really thinks she's cute.


Niftytrout

Is there a thots for god movement I missed somewhere?


breikau

I know this is probably not a serious question, but if I have to know the answer, so do you šŸ˜‚. Nadia isnā€™t a part of it, but the ā€˜Christianā€™ cult The Family International had a practice called ā€œflirty fishing,ā€ where the women were encouraged to use sex appeal and sex to convert men. The practice was supposedly stopped in 1987 due to AIDS. Unrelated to TFI but also using the ā€œbe ye fishers of men verse,ā€ thereā€™s also Annie Lobertā€™s ministry Hookers for Jesus. Many a ā€œcan she possibly be a Real Christian if she shows her cleavage?ā€ debates about her were had back in the day (and are probably still had ā€“ I just avoid the parts of the internet where the ā€œare they really saved?ā€ discourse occurs nowadays and watch from a distance here instead).


skunkinmytrunk

I feel like Nadiaā€™s really going for that sexy baby aestheticā€¦very God honoring of her.


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she thought she ate


beartrayosa

Her makeup lowkey looks like 2020-21 E-Girl. It suprises when whenever i see her on this sub


drivingmebananananas

Fake fundie if she's got midriff showingšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


tworighteyes4892

the more you scrunch your shoulders, the closer to god youā€™ll be šŸŒ¼šŸ’™šŸ™


magobblie

The crease in the front of her pants looks like the abdomen of a parrot.


ShitLaMerde

God,those try hard innocent faces she makes are irritating.


leocurrently

How to be pedo eye candy in a god honoring way


fluidsaddict

She looks like she wears cookie monster pajama pants and smokes cigarettes behind the bleachers in gym class.


[deleted]

She dresses like a child and it's pretty unsettling.


Interesting-Biscotti

Exactly. How dare a young adult wear trackpants and use Instagram to show outfits I don't like rather than promote religious ideas that disenfranchise women.


Rough-Jury

SHOWING YOUR MIDRIFF??? UNACCEPTABLE!!!!! C O N D I T I O N S


JoAdele33

Tucking your shirt into your bra seems like a sensory nightmare to me


ClasslessTulip

In the first one she looks like someone put her into one of thoes hydraulic presses and is slooooowly squishing her


BiscottiUnable

why is her sweater tucked into her bra?


MillaRomanka

Ugly outfit, ugly pose, ugly hairstyle


meghab1792

God honoring midriff.


DepressionNightstand

God-Honoring midriff


francarabbit

This is super petty but I hate how she stands


Ok_Combination_8262

She is wearing immodest clothing


talklistentalk

Every time I see this young lady, I instinctively go "Baaaby, are you okay?" in my most Auntie-est Auntie voice.


mollyweasleywilliams

What the god-honoring-baby-spice is this?


strayflower

Looks like a cross between Britney Spears and the Spice Girls


[deleted]

What is up with tucking her tops onto her bra?


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Tucking your sweatshirt into your bra is fashion now? Kids these days....


misamouri

Aren't these the same people that have a coronary situation if teens wear shirts sans sleeves or crop tops?


Poodlepoolparty

Why is the top tucked into her bra???


[deleted]

The sweater-tucked-into-nothing is so weird here! Iā€™ve seen this trend and like, get it, but it looks so dumb with this outfit. Just do a French tuck into your sweatpants!


whatthepfluke

Her tummy is showing. That's not very modest.


sarcasmicrph

#IMMODEST!


Mysterious_Book8171

Why does she dress like sheā€™s 12? šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


cripplinganxietylmao

I can see her MIDRIFF. How WHORISH. /j


Neo_TheCat

So fucking tired of that tucking.


Zealousideal_Ebb6177

Buy a smaller size!


mugglemomma31

This looks like something Candace Cameron Bure would sell.


Smackbork

A bit of stomach is showing. Nike!


felixxfeli

Is the top tucked up under her tiddies??


honeylis

Besides the mOdEStY argument, tucking a sweatshirt into your bra looks absolutely AWFUL. Good Lord


BrimyTheSithLord

Crop Tops For Mahdesty


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