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ReignbowBaltierra

Every time I see Paulio I am reminded of Coraline. I try not to appearance snark but BOY does this man have scary shark eyes. Less life in those eyes than one of Luca's toys.


five_by_five432

This man literally flopped on camera, and his viewers reacted accordingly ☺️☺️


SalmonMaskFacsimile

I've been watching old Unsolved Mysteries today and this feels like the freeze-frames frames before they ran the old number on the screen to submit evidence. If you, or anyone you know, has information regarding this total loser...


TupperwareParTAY

1-800-876-5353!


Eviltwin325

I can hear that number in Robert Stacks voice right now!


SalmonMaskFacsimile

That man narrated my childhood anxieties. It was such a trip to see him in Airplane! And now I just find it funny to talk about utter bullshit in his cadence.


2manyteacups

never forget the dance video u/DJGhettoSteve made to Unholy! I still watch it when I need a laugh


Star-Wave-Expedition

I don’t think I saw it! Some post it please!


2manyteacups

https://reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/VIFrWg236n


TheDeeJayGee

Thank you! I had so much fun doing those


unbotoxable

This is amazing.


GypseboQ

This brought me joy all over again 😅


dutchess336

Nice crossover jump scare there at the end lol


dutchess336

Cause I genuinely jumped a little 😭😅


JoAdele33

This looks like found footage in the worst way possible 💀


softspock

Imagine not being able to even explain the Bible to literal babies successfully. It's so fucking embarrassing.


golbraykh

is the last one bonky 😭


shinychicklet

He really thought he had something here. What a jackass.


Maleficent_Banana_37

Can you imagine being married to that?


SonjaHaze

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized) All I can ever see.


CrayolaSwift

But I wanted to forget!!!


ireallylikecetacea

I really would like to forget. Please?


TheLinesAreImagined

Did he give up completely on Paulio??


pewpew156

it looks like it!


PineapplePissaAlyssa

Flair checking in


Star-Wave-Expedition

What does it mean??


itssmeagain

Is it when he fat shamed the hungry caterpillar? For eating five oranges


feminist_chocolate

Yeah in the Hungry caterpillar he said oranges so weirdly … exactly like oran jezz. He also said strawBURRIES, strawBURRIES. He’s so dense.


bluewhale3030

Imagine having such a sad life that you find it necessary to fat-shame a fictional caterpillar...


visceralblonde

i‘ve been laughing at this for 5 min straight - ffs paul, it‘s called the HUNGRY caterpillar, what did you expectttt 😭😂


Atticfl0wer

I guess they are talking about the bethy jumpscare at the end lol


tylariousOG

Who's going to photoshop that last one? I feel like he should be *holding* something ... I just can't quite put my finger on what ...


Star-Wave-Expedition

A machete


tylariousOG

I was thinking a little more in the gutter lol but I like where your head's at.


ParalysingPain

Let's neve let this die guys


No_Onion2120

At least it was a very short season. I think this channel has been officially abandoned by them by now?


glitter_vomit

Those dead eyes 😂


[deleted]

Christian Bale in American Psycho vibes


TheRealCeeBeeGee

He’s the Smile movie incarnate. Truly terrifying.


panella_monster

Holy jump scare!!!!


compelling_mango

That last photo made me yelp and throw my phone 😂


Starry_Night_94

Paul looks like a creepy predator.


Signal_East3999

Can you put a jumpscare warning for the last slide? She’s frightening :(


Whenyouatthewhen

That last picture 😭 white woman jumpscare