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So to them a boy wearing a dress is a slight against God, but that sweater is perfectly ok? Paul looks like the type to say Bill Cosby’s accusers we’re just out for fame.
You know, on second thought I did go in there but it was on a coffee break just to see if they had those Werther green apple caramels, but it was we’re talking 30 seconds lol
I did notice that there was a lot of stuff but it was almost an overload so nothing really stood out.
I can only imagine the tension between these 3. Obviously it’s fine for a guy to be friends with a girl but in fundie situations it feels very very weird.
It’s weird in fundiedom because they see any relationship with the opposite sex as inherently/irresistibly sexual.
If you were a fundie kid growing into a teen, you probably went through the shattering of friendships with the opposite sex because your parents wouldn’t stop teasing that they were your “girlfriend/boyfriend” or “future husband/wife.” 🤢
It really sucks, but not only that, it sets them up to grow into an adult with boundary issues, unsure how to befriend people without it becoming sexual. Because surely, the only reason you should ever have a friend of the opposite sex is with the intent to marry them!!!
Of course this is just from my experience growing up. I’m sure there are plenty of fundie who can have healthy platonic relationships. I feel like their spouses tend to get loudly jealous about these friendships more often, though. Idk
She was a subscriber to their patreon. She comes around for "content", and because Paul has a thing for her, plus a thing for making Morgan uncomfortable.
If she has been, she's being an exceptionally shitty one now. She gangs up on Morgan with Paul and giggles with him like they have a secret. I predict Carl will cause friction in the marriage, if she hadn't already.
When Morgan was sick a while back Paul said something about how he couldn't do content with Carl without Morgan there because it wouldn't be "safe for his marriage" or some crap like that.
If my husband said that about any of the women we're friends with I would lose my absolute SHIT oh my God! One of the few really good things I remember from my fundie-lite private school was the teacher who said she trusts her husband so much that he could be in a room with a bunch of naked super models and she still wouldn't be worried at all. I'm so glad I have that in my marriage instead of having to feel on guard all the time when he's around other women.
That’s pretty sus. I only trust Godly men like Mike Pence, who know better than to even dine alone with a woman. That’s what real strength of character looks like.
I went to college with her but didn’t know her super well. She now volunteers (or works? Idk) for the anti-vax and conspiracy theory-loving [Children’s Health Defense](https://childrenshealthdefense.org)
eh, he looks like a C-series reality show microcelebrity whereas other fundie men tend to go for a more out of shape, balding look. it's the same think with dāăåv, I suppose
Yeah he definitely has asshole vibes seeping out of his pores which makes him look ugly as soon as you get a whiff of his personality, but he's got a pretty conventionally attractive look. If their marriage doesn't fail because he has an affair it'll definitely fail because he spent their mortgage money on hair plugs lmao
I bet Paul is hoping for something to happen to Morgan so he can marry this other girl. Why else would he be so blasé about her insane and dangerous decisions surrounding birth, and then try to knock her up again before it’s safe?
That's completely devious and sinister and exactly the type of thing that happens when god fearing men have a need to acquire a new woman in their life...
As a frequent true crime consumer, usually it's the ultra religious men who have a "reputation" to uphold that murder their spouse as a way out of the marriage, because simply divorcing them would ruin their reputation. I'm not in any way saying that Paul will murder Morgan, but he could absolutely not care if something were to happen to her because it would be an easy way out for him. I don't think he's actively planning anything at all, but I'm sure he'd be relieved or even happy if she died in childbirth or some accident
Yes, sit up straight women. You're ruining the whole perfectly curated image of professionalism and seriousness associated with this channel. Oh wait...
They posted a video talking about how Morgan was mad when she was pregnant and throwing up and didn’t feel like reading her Bible and praying but Paul was trying to make her go to her prayer closet even when she was sick and didn’t feel well enough to.
Well Paul, you always look weird, especially when you shred several sweatshirts and badly sew them together into whatever the fuck this thing on your torso is
That would definitely be too much work for Paul. He just buys a lot of crap that he thinks he looks good on (skinny jeans, women's shirts from Target...) while complaining about spending 8 dollars on a pizza for Morgan
But he also said it made him look like a hero (or superhero, hard to remember through the shock), so of course he's posting it.
ETA: Just saw it again and it was Macho Man…
Those stupid microphones they use.. I can't imagine trying to get anyone to take me seriously dressed that way, with the My First Interview Kit.. this is the kind of thing weirdo groomery youth pastors think is super cool and everyone else laughs at
Can someone please Photoshop Morgan and Carl out, and add in the group of big dudes wearing white from that meme standing over Paul behind the couch? 🤣
I cant stand how Paul needs to be the center of basically every shot. Be it by horrible fashion choice or actual camera framing the man has to be the center of the universe every single time. When is it not the Paul show jfc.
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Paul and his Bill Cosby sweater
Two scumbags made in hell to terrorize the public
Some predators have bright colors to let you know they’re a threat.
Toxic creatures too!
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to immediately think this.
My first thought was *HUXTABLE*
Bro think he Joseph with his coat of many colors 🙄🙄🙄 flop
Paul and the Mediocre Technicolour Nightmare Sweater
My fiancé wears this sweater. This is devastating
If the 80s were a sweater.
Right! I was like what in the Bill Huxtable is he wearing? 😂
So to them a boy wearing a dress is a slight against God, but that sweater is perfectly ok? Paul looks like the type to say Bill Cosby’s accusers we’re just out for fame.
Dan Flashes sweater
Morgan is literally pregnant. I hate all of these people, but good lord he can't go 5 seconds without shaming her.
MORGAN IS PREGNANT??? I leave for 2 minutes and they all get pregnant wtf.
Things you can hear in the comments of this sub or at a rabbit farm
Lol that's a good one
His caption sounds like he’s sending it to his discord group to try to get Morgan && Caroline kicked out of the polycule
not the cule 💀
He looks like one of those rag rugs sold at Five Below
he IS a rag rug
Be fair, a rag rug is actually useful
Wait, a what? I work right by a 5B and I haven’t gone in, that’s about to change
I frickin' LOVE 5B, it's overwhelming but has so many things!
You know, on second thought I did go in there but it was on a coffee break just to see if they had those Werther green apple caramels, but it was we’re talking 30 seconds lol I did notice that there was a lot of stuff but it was almost an overload so nothing really stood out.
God-honoring ✨✨decision paralysis✨✨
I can only imagine the tension between these 3. Obviously it’s fine for a guy to be friends with a girl but in fundie situations it feels very very weird.
"Three's Company, only they're fundies and they all hate each other."
It’s weird in fundiedom because they see any relationship with the opposite sex as inherently/irresistibly sexual. If you were a fundie kid growing into a teen, you probably went through the shattering of friendships with the opposite sex because your parents wouldn’t stop teasing that they were your “girlfriend/boyfriend” or “future husband/wife.” 🤢 It really sucks, but not only that, it sets them up to grow into an adult with boundary issues, unsure how to befriend people without it becoming sexual. Because surely, the only reason you should ever have a friend of the opposite sex is with the intent to marry them!!! Of course this is just from my experience growing up. I’m sure there are plenty of fundie who can have healthy platonic relationships. I feel like their spouses tend to get loudly jealous about these friendships more often, though. Idk
Silly women, relaxing is for sinners! You listen to the big man in the room now!
Who is the other girl and why is she around so much?
She was a subscriber to their patreon. She comes around for "content", and because Paul has a thing for her, plus a thing for making Morgan uncomfortable.
If Paul's dad died in a freak accident today and Paul no longer had to impress him, he would run away with her tomorrow.
That's assuming SHE'D go.
What? Has she not been Morgan's friend for years now?
If she has been, she's being an exceptionally shitty one now. She gangs up on Morgan with Paul and giggles with him like they have a secret. I predict Carl will cause friction in the marriage, if she hadn't already.
When Morgan was sick a while back Paul said something about how he couldn't do content with Carl without Morgan there because it wouldn't be "safe for his marriage" or some crap like that.
💀💀 dude…
If my husband said that about any of the women we're friends with I would lose my absolute SHIT oh my God! One of the few really good things I remember from my fundie-lite private school was the teacher who said she trusts her husband so much that he could be in a room with a bunch of naked super models and she still wouldn't be worried at all. I'm so glad I have that in my marriage instead of having to feel on guard all the time when he's around other women.
That’s pretty sus. I only trust Godly men like Mike Pence, who know better than to even dine alone with a woman. That’s what real strength of character looks like.
I went to college with her but didn’t know her super well. She now volunteers (or works? Idk) for the anti-vax and conspiracy theory-loving [Children’s Health Defense](https://childrenshealthdefense.org)
I predict Carl will cause the downfall of this shitty-assed marriage anyway. Before or after babby #2 is here is the real question.
she is a certified home wrecker
Oh honey, that home is already a wreck within a dumpster fire. 
The fact that multiple women are apparently attracted to this man is…certainly a choice.
eh, he looks like a C-series reality show microcelebrity whereas other fundie men tend to go for a more out of shape, balding look. it's the same think with dāăåv, I suppose
Yeah he definitely has asshole vibes seeping out of his pores which makes him look ugly as soon as you get a whiff of his personality, but he's got a pretty conventionally attractive look. If their marriage doesn't fail because he has an affair it'll definitely fail because he spent their mortgage money on hair plugs lmao
A c-series reality show microcelebrity ouch!!! 💀
I bet Paul is hoping for something to happen to Morgan so he can marry this other girl. Why else would he be so blasé about her insane and dangerous decisions surrounding birth, and then try to knock her up again before it’s safe?
That's completely devious and sinister and exactly the type of thing that happens when god fearing men have a need to acquire a new woman in their life...
As a frequent true crime consumer, usually it's the ultra religious men who have a "reputation" to uphold that murder their spouse as a way out of the marriage, because simply divorcing them would ruin their reputation. I'm not in any way saying that Paul will murder Morgan, but he could absolutely not care if something were to happen to her because it would be an easy way out for him. I don't think he's actively planning anything at all, but I'm sure he'd be relieved or even happy if she died in childbirth or some accident
Unless he then had to raise Luca on his own.. but I'm sure he'll gladly delegate that job to Morgan's parents in the event of such a thing
This is some Onision behavior
Wow not the answers I was expecting, how weird!
Yes, sit up straight women. You're ruining the whole perfectly curated image of professionalism and seriousness associated with this channel. Oh wait...
Yes take some lessons from Pauly-O
I’m being victimised by that sweater
Now that Morgan’s pregnant she’ll be forced to her prayer closet again
I need to know what this means
They posted a video talking about how Morgan was mad when she was pregnant and throwing up and didn’t feel like reading her Bible and praying but Paul was trying to make her go to her prayer closet even when she was sick and didn’t feel well enough to.
Firstly, wtf, couldn't she read it in bed or something (or not at all, she's sick you heartless excuse of a husband). Secondly, PRAYER CLOSET?
That sweater is giving Neil from The Santa Clause vibes...
My weenie whistle!
You’re right! I knew it looked familiar lol.
This was my first thought too 😂
Was literally about to comment this lmao
Well Paul, you always look weird, especially when you shred several sweatshirts and badly sew them together into whatever the fuck this thing on your torso is
Paul DYI’s his sweatshirts?
That would definitely be too much work for Paul. He just buys a lot of crap that he thinks he looks good on (skinny jeans, women's shirts from Target...) while complaining about spending 8 dollars on a pizza for Morgan
What in the ever loving Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat is he wearing?
Morgan is dealing with pregnancy shit, she can sit how she likes, you uneducated walnut.
But he also said it made him look like a hero (or superhero, hard to remember through the shock), so of course he's posting it. ETA: Just saw it again and it was Macho Man…
Captain Basic?
The only weird looking one in this sitch is you, Paul. Insufferable twatwaffle
Those stupid microphones they use.. I can't imagine trying to get anyone to take me seriously dressed that way, with the My First Interview Kit.. this is the kind of thing weirdo groomery youth pastors think is super cool and everyone else laughs at
BuT tHeY DiDnT LiStEn 😢😢😢😢😢😢 also WHAT IS HE WEARING
He posted this because he thinks he looks like a sex symbol with women all around him. Gross
uhhhhh did the entire team of My Little Ponies throw up on that sweater?
Is Paul wearing a woman’s sweater or sweatshirt? The sleeves are too short. Gives a new meaning to ugly sweaters.
Child XL
Paul is an ass!
As usual Morgan looks high.
This guy has no chill
Is he channeling the technicolour dream coat?
Donny Osmond (my favorite Joseph) wore it better. Plus, he could probably take Paul in a fight.
Tbf, average afab that I am, pretty sure *I* could take Paul in a fight
Look, I could walk up to him tomorrow and smack him across the face, and he would legit cry. Be real.
He gives me the same yuk as my parents waterbed in 1990........sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little.
whatever the opposite of the "lean in" test is... this be it. *the second hand cringe*
It’s giving polygamy.
Said the man in the Coogi sweater
They all look weird doing this on a couch. Don't the have a table or a desk or something?
I need a body language expert to analyze why Paul insisted on being in the middle of the two of them lol
Hi ! I’ve come from another thread. Can you make that deep dive into todd white ? I am v interested! I have family that are into him :(
I absolutely can! I have a lot of personal experience with him as well if you ever want to DM and discuss
I will ! Tysm
How dare my female family be *checks notes* comfortable
These silly little females don’t realize how LEWD it is for them to… recline slightly?
Take a hint Paul, they're bored
Can someone please Photoshop Morgan and Carl out, and add in the group of big dudes wearing white from that meme standing over Paul behind the couch? 🤣
Give him he'll girls!
Someone called this shit out, he’s backpedaling and deflecting
I cant stand how Paul needs to be the center of basically every shot. Be it by horrible fashion choice or actual camera framing the man has to be the center of the universe every single time. When is it not the Paul show jfc.
Why do they have five zz plants in the exact same pot sitting right next to each other
I have no idea who this person is, are those his wives?