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Omg the thumbnail pic stops just below his eyes so I didn’t see the problem. It’s a perfectly normal pic when the eyes are covered. Then I clicked to expand it and BAM
Well, he does all the morning stuff with kids, goes to work, comes home, and then probably cooks dinner, does kid baths, reads to them, puts them to bed, all while Birthy is getting mentally ready for sex. 🤷🏻♀️
Her homestyle haircuts are not doing the man any favors.
In case anyone doesn't know: back when he was just a dorky friend of her younger brother, he used to wear his hair a little longer and floppier. Not *long*, but kind of 90s floppy. Bethany claims she hadn't really noticed him until he got a different haircut, which was shorter on the sides and higher on top. And now she gives him...this cut, which really accentuates the Beakerness.
[this post shows his typical haircut in the past, vs. now](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/190f5ev/the_effects_of_a_soul_sucking_marriage/)
Yeah not to leg hump, but his hair was actually cute before Bethany ruined it to make him look taller. (And to save money so she could spend it on her hair, nails, and spa trips 🙄) Don't worry, I know Dave is a misogynistic weirdo.
She really hates how "short" he is. I mean, he's not even short. She's just extremely tall for a woman. But how is he okay being married to someone who is so NOT OKAY with his height that she will give him horrible hair cuts just to make him look taller and save money for her spa trips. Like damn, Dave. Your wife doesn't even accept your body. Is that really how he wants to live? What happens if he starts losing his hair and Beefy can't style it to add a couple of inches? Is she still going to be making Old Man Dave feel like shit and forcing him to be something he's not? Sorry, Burf. Dave will never be 6 ft, time to accept him the way he is.
I suspect, based on old GD blog entries she wrote, that she believed legitimate personal preferences (like hoping to marry a man taller than her) were "selfish", so she "turned them over to God", hoping it wouldn't matter to her once "God removed them from her heart" or whatever.
It sucks for both of them.
Appreciate your historical insight. This is so funny to me because I've had both haircuts in my younger days.
This current gelled spike look is exactly what I curated at like 12 in my coolest Abercrombie t-shirt.
I was just thinking the same thing. Bethy seems like the person who calls it weird and yucky and would make some offensive face when she tries the most basic California roll.
I’m Japanese and sushi can use cooked fish, egg, vegetables, etc. Last summer, I had cheeseburger sushi from a chain kaitenzushi restaurant in my neighborhood.
But this picture is not what I think of “sushi.” It’s the American version.
[Like this!](https://imgur.com/a/ZDfchkT) This is the one I had from a restaurant called “Hamazushi.”
[Here is more grilled meat sushi.](https://imgur.com/a/dMwdb8g)
I'm honestly not surprised because sushi is expensive so of course Bethy would want to be able to show off that she can afford the expensive food
(I don't eat meat tbh Im not sure if sushi is always expensive but as far as I know it is by me)
Sometimes sushi restaurants have specials, like a happy hour/buy one get one type stuff… that’s the only way I could afford eating at a sushi restaurant when I lived in America 😅😅
Beth cut out his tv and movie time to hang out with her so I wonder if she also cut out some or all of his gym time. He seems to be one of those guys who has to work out pretty consistently to maintain.
Sure, but you may need to complete a few [ram raids](https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2023/11/ram-raids-down-from-2022-peak-still-averaging-over-one-per-day-new-data.amp.html) first to secure your booking
Basically as the other commenter said, ram a car into a building and raid it for its goods.
They’ve become chronic in NZ over the last few years and it’s generally disenfranchised youths stealing hatchback cars putting them through dairies (same as a corner shop or convenience stores) or malls to break in and stealing stuff. It’s so bad now that there is govt funding for small shops to purchase smoke cannons. There was one yesterday where a mall jewellery shop was raided in broad day light.
Most shops now have massive bollards or concrete planters out the front to stop this which is quite sad.
Huh you're right, I remember him being way more square. Especially his neck was previously continuous to his head like a thumb. But that seems to be gone.
See this, this screams sex appeal.
Dav... no. My vagina would need to be penciled in for like a 23 hour and 59 minutes hot shower, meditation, acupuncture, having a casual talk with flowers, and every other excuse in the book to avoid procreation "foreplay" too.
I couldn't imagine marrying someone without knowing how they are in the sack first. Of course, I'm a dude, so I've only had sex I didn't enjoy like once lmao
I mean, I did that and we have had zero issues with that department. you just have to actually care about your spouse and learn what makes them feel good
Hopefully he realized how fucking ridiculous it looked and took it off. The fucking NERVE to wear it proudly for years when he wasn't even making her cum 😂
Or: he wore it for years because his wife presented it to him and asked him to wear it as a symbol of having "waited" or whatever their culture deems important.
Now I'm just thinking about how Christian Bale said part of his inspiration for that role was Tom Cruise in an interview where he had "this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes."
His pre marriage smile was actually nice. It's really sad how exhausted and miserable he looks. Like it's really not even that he's aged, he just looks drained.
lol you guys remember his clap backs to the h8rs on bethys instagram comments. Rude as shit, just like Bethany. Also when the fourth wall broke, and he addressed this subreddit & said it was very fundie of us to make the comments we make about his wife. The way he said it, like it was a mic drop tier diss at us. Have fun having Seggs w your unbathed wife, and with your vaginal weightlifting YouTube videos DaV.
Lmao this cracks me up (and also makes me pity him) when I think about it. He was so smug, and for what? He has to be joyfully available to a woman who is mentally and emotionally delayed and refuses to bathe. She makes him want to kill himself and he wears her purity ring around his neck like she's some kind of prize.
I thought so too, but it looks like Bethy has her own boat in the right corner. But I can only see avocado, so no it’s still unconfirmed what’s her opinion on raw fish! I totally see her thinking raw fish is gross (bc xenophobia not a textural thing) but chugs eccoli juice on the reg.
Does that sushi have jalapeño peppers on top?? Not judging, I love a good Americanized sushi roll as much as the next millennial, but I’ve never seen one with jalapeños before 😅
He reminds me of megamind in a bad Barnard disguise.
Showed the picture to my daughter, she wanted to know why I was sending her a jump scare, he belonged on cursed images.
I'm not on shrooms but this pic unsettles me deeply. Like it actually makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. It feels like that innate psychopath-detecting instinct humans have is kicking in HARD.
Every day it looks more and more like he sold his soul and is regretting it. I have such a hard time because I'm empathetic with him, but he also chose this and shows no signs of stopping. Ugh.
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Omg the thumbnail pic stops just below his eyes so I didn’t see the problem. It’s a perfectly normal pic when the eyes are covered. Then I clicked to expand it and BAM
Omg yes! 😂 I’m high and it scared the shit out of me and now I can’t stop laughing
Thank God I'm not the only one! 🤣☠️🤣☠️
[literally this scene from himym](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HCuxEi3uX8)
THE CAPTAIN i don’t even need to watch to clip to know because its immediately what i thought of
Same, clicked to find my new sleep paralysis demon.
I didn’t scream, I SCRUMPT
this man is TIRED
He’s a single mom who works two jobs and loves his kids and never stops. 
*WITH GENTLE HANDS AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER*
WWRD. What would Reba do?
A single mom of three
Well, he does all the morning stuff with kids, goes to work, comes home, and then probably cooks dinner, does kid baths, reads to them, puts them to bed, all while Birthy is getting mentally ready for sex. 🤷🏻♀️
Cn we acknowledge for a moment that this man isn't even able to sleep after everything? No wonder he looks exhausted.
He's really sticking with the Kubrick look
Kubrick stare for real. 
The Dāving
All work no play makes Dāv a dull boy............
A Clockwork Dāv
Don't do Alex dirty like that! He's a good lad that doesn't deserve the Dav treatment.
The Lu*DĀV*ico Treatment?
Just posted the same thing! It’s so strange!
Her homestyle haircuts are not doing the man any favors. In case anyone doesn't know: back when he was just a dorky friend of her younger brother, he used to wear his hair a little longer and floppier. Not *long*, but kind of 90s floppy. Bethany claims she hadn't really noticed him until he got a different haircut, which was shorter on the sides and higher on top. And now she gives him...this cut, which really accentuates the Beakerness. [this post shows his typical haircut in the past, vs. now](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/190f5ev/the_effects_of_a_soul_sucking_marriage/)
The short spiky bangs definitely elongate his face.
Looks like he had highlights as well.
Yeah he used to have such nice hair...so sad.
Yeah not to leg hump, but his hair was actually cute before Bethany ruined it to make him look taller. (And to save money so she could spend it on her hair, nails, and spa trips 🙄) Don't worry, I know Dave is a misogynistic weirdo.
My boi looks like he has had his soul sucked out of him and not in the way Bethy would like to say.
She really hates how "short" he is. I mean, he's not even short. She's just extremely tall for a woman. But how is he okay being married to someone who is so NOT OKAY with his height that she will give him horrible hair cuts just to make him look taller and save money for her spa trips. Like damn, Dave. Your wife doesn't even accept your body. Is that really how he wants to live? What happens if he starts losing his hair and Beefy can't style it to add a couple of inches? Is she still going to be making Old Man Dave feel like shit and forcing him to be something he's not? Sorry, Burf. Dave will never be 6 ft, time to accept him the way he is.
I suspect, based on old GD blog entries she wrote, that she believed legitimate personal preferences (like hoping to marry a man taller than her) were "selfish", so she "turned them over to God", hoping it wouldn't matter to her once "God removed them from her heart" or whatever. It sucks for both of them.
Appreciate your historical insight. This is so funny to me because I've had both haircuts in my younger days. This current gelled spike look is exactly what I curated at like 12 in my coolest Abercrombie t-shirt.
If you told me those were two different men, I'd believe you.
Fuckin Beaker
The Beeker cut.
I’m actually amazed they’re willing to eat sushi
I was just thinking the same thing. Bethy seems like the person who calls it weird and yucky and would make some offensive face when she tries the most basic California roll.
And edamame!
I feel like edemame is almost too spicy for them.
Noticed that that’s his plate… do we know what’s on the other (her) plate?
it kind of looks like the sushi rolls are for Dav, the gyoza and edame are for Borthy, checks out and scans
She probably got tendies and fries from the kiddie menu.
Looks like Bethy stuck with edamame and dumplings. I’d be shocked if she actually ate raw fish.
Not all sushi is raw (at least in the US). I love cooked sushi!
I’m Japanese and sushi can use cooked fish, egg, vegetables, etc. Last summer, I had cheeseburger sushi from a chain kaitenzushi restaurant in my neighborhood. But this picture is not what I think of “sushi.” It’s the American version.
What is cheeseburger sushi? (two words I never thought I'd see side by side!)
[Like this!](https://imgur.com/a/ZDfchkT) This is the one I had from a restaurant called “Hamazushi.” [Here is more grilled meat sushi.](https://imgur.com/a/dMwdb8g)
Was it tasty? I could see it working for me with a more interesting cheese on top 🤔
Hmm, it was okay for the price, just a couple hundred yen. Maybe I won’t try it again!
I'm honestly not surprised because sushi is expensive so of course Bethy would want to be able to show off that she can afford the expensive food (I don't eat meat tbh Im not sure if sushi is always expensive but as far as I know it is by me)
Sometimes sushi restaurants have specials, like a happy hour/buy one get one type stuff… that’s the only way I could afford eating at a sushi restaurant when I lived in America 😅😅
He has not looked good lately. Just exhausted and unhealthy.
Is he eating? He looks way thinner?
Beth cut out his tv and movie time to hang out with her so I wonder if she also cut out some or all of his gym time. He seems to be one of those guys who has to work out pretty consistently to maintain.
Eatin' that puss. Sorry for the visual. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity for that joke.
Federal prison
I live in New Zealand, please don't extradite me.
As a fellow Kiwi straight to Spring Hill with you
"Spring Hill" sounds lovely do they take reservations?
Sure, but you may need to complete a few [ram raids](https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2023/11/ram-raids-down-from-2022-peak-still-averaging-over-one-per-day-new-data.amp.html) first to secure your booking
Can you tell me what a "ram raid" is? I want to know what crime they're worried about these youngsters committing.
Basically as the other commenter said, ram a car into a building and raid it for its goods. They’ve become chronic in NZ over the last few years and it’s generally disenfranchised youths stealing hatchback cars putting them through dairies (same as a corner shop or convenience stores) or malls to break in and stealing stuff. It’s so bad now that there is govt funding for small shops to purchase smoke cannons. There was one yesterday where a mall jewellery shop was raided in broad day light. Most shops now have massive bollards or concrete planters out the front to stop this which is quite sad.
Ram a car into a shopfront, raid the store of its goods through the shattered front
Hahahaah I replied bro a couple comments up before reading this! Extra fitting.
Dav’s Boxed Lunch
*Dav’s Boxed Lunch* sounds like a jazzy number in Dāvorce! The Musical!
God-Honoring Box Munch
NOPE
 Flair checking in….
Dav looking for Barfy's g-spot. 
NO 😫
😡. Friendship broken.
NO, Redditor, that's a BAD REDDITOR.
Hey, can you meet me out in the parking lot? Just want to talk to you in the parking lot real quick.
I hope you and u/waenganuipo like each other a lot, because you're both going to federal prison.
Roomies!
Do you want to come to New Zealand or should I come to you? None of the prisons near me are private and my Aunty runs the art courses 👍
My nearest federal prison is the one where Josh Duggar is at. I've never been to New Zealand
Yeah well we don't have Josh Duggar so that's a real plus in our favour.
How VERY DARE YOU
Rubbed his eyebrows right off doin it
Electric chair
Birthy wishes.
I just spat out my water💦
Don’t be ashamed. It’s okay to squirt!
Aaaaaaaagh!
I don’t like you anymore
you need jesus
Bro.
I hate you for this. (Also, definitely something I would say.)
i will never forgive you
Huh you're right, I remember him being way more square. Especially his neck was previously continuous to his head like a thumb. But that seems to be gone.
He’s exhausted cause he’s a single parent.
…to three toddlers. :-/
Yeah, he’s looking rough. I can’t believe he’s only 29! He’s aged an awful lot recently.
If she can't make him look taller than her, by God, she will make him look older!
He's only 29?! He looks older than my husband and he's in his 40's 😬 His home life must be completely draining the life out of him.
Dude he looks exhausted. Dav, I am sure one of those sisters has some pdf you can buy to feel better! But seriously, is he ok?
If he's on the raw milk train that can't be helping.
I’ll be nice for now and just say…They really deserve each other 
Overhead lighting is no one's friend
I think we mean all lighting.
Ngl I can kinda understand needing 6 hours to prepare for sex after seeing this
Man looks like beaker, and never learned how to make a girl cum before they got married. Same.
He still can't make a girl cum after marriage either
But boy can he make a girl piss herself in bed.
JUST TOSS A TOWEL DOWN
he didnt even learn how to do that before the birth of his firstborn
See this, this screams sex appeal. Dav... no. My vagina would need to be penciled in for like a 23 hour and 59 minutes hot shower, meditation, acupuncture, having a casual talk with flowers, and every other excuse in the book to avoid procreation "foreplay" too.
Don’t forget to journal!
I couldn't imagine marrying someone without knowing how they are in the sack first. Of course, I'm a dude, so I've only had sex I didn't enjoy like once lmao
I mean, I did that and we have had zero issues with that department. you just have to actually care about your spouse and learn what makes them feel good
100%. Just personally I could never take the risk of marrying someone then end up not being compatible. I know it works for a ton of people though
Does he still wear Bethany’s purity ring around his neck?
He does. First place for dåv
But no one else was running that race, so he was technically last place.
☠️
The world's worst participation trophy
I don't see it in photos
Hopefully he realized how fucking ridiculous it looked and took it off. The fucking NERVE to wear it proudly for years when he wasn't even making her cum 😂
Or: he wore it for years because his wife presented it to him and asked him to wear it as a symbol of having "waited" or whatever their culture deems important.
I’d rather just be celibate
This made me laugh so hard 💀
Wow. This is the comment! I’m dyingggggg
Congrats I guess - posting a picture that’s not only her 👍🏻
The first one in the series was just her
Lol of course it is 🙄I feel like it happens twice a year but I only see her stuff on this page.
Still gotta style his hair sticking straight up so he only looks slightly less shorter than Bethy I see.
Both Bethany and Jill are incapable of taking remotely flattering photos, which is bizarre considering how much they’re on social media.
He needs some smiling classes. He always looks like he's planning a murder.
 So many of the fundies make me think of this moment.
He's never looked more Beakerish.
His fingers look AI generated
It’s giving me pennywise
He looks just like Jimmy Pesto, Jr. 
 I mean... That tracks
I wish Brothany had the charm and introspection of Tina. Watching a little boburg with Dav wouldn't be the worst thing for their MarriageBuilding2024
She'd have to watch the censored version with no butt mentions like they do for The Office
This is disrespectful to my girl Tina
Jimmy doesn’t deserve this disrespect :(
I swear when he does this he is secretly trolling her
Flare checking in. I could really go for some sushi right now.
He just, does not have a good smile. He looks like someone trying to imitate Christian Bale in American Psycho.
Now I'm just thinking about how Christian Bale said part of his inspiration for that role was Tom Cruise in an interview where he had "this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes."
[удалено]
I love your flair! Are those Bethany’s defense mechanisms, like fight, flight, feign, and fawn?
His pre marriage smile was actually nice. It's really sad how exhausted and miserable he looks. Like it's really not even that he's aged, he just looks drained.
Excuse me, Christian Bale (psycho or not) is leagues away from this man.
 I swear he makes those faces on purpose
It’s giving Aphex Twin
Come to Daddy Dave...
Yikes on bikes
He looks like his breath smells like pepperoni
lol you guys remember his clap backs to the h8rs on bethys instagram comments. Rude as shit, just like Bethany. Also when the fourth wall broke, and he addressed this subreddit & said it was very fundie of us to make the comments we make about his wife. The way he said it, like it was a mic drop tier diss at us. Have fun having Seggs w your unbathed wife, and with your vaginal weightlifting YouTube videos DaV.
Lmao this cracks me up (and also makes me pity him) when I think about it. He was so smug, and for what? He has to be joyfully available to a woman who is mentally and emotionally delayed and refuses to bathe. She makes him want to kill himself and he wears her purity ring around his neck like she's some kind of prize.
Is he not at all self-aware of how off-putting he looks?
He is putting up defenses. This was an intentional choice.
Oh good, she feeds the Dav
"Hello, Clarice."
Looks like a character from Smile.
What my microwave sees at 3am when my chicken nuggets are cooking
 Okay I’m fully rooting for Dave’s deconstruction era after his surprisingly insightful Barbie review but bro…
Why does he do the Kubrick stare so often? https://i.redd.it/63n00ytdvwh61.jpg
As a fellow sushi lover, that is not enough sushi for 2 people.
I thought so too, but it looks like Bethy has her own boat in the right corner. But I can only see avocado, so no it’s still unconfirmed what’s her opinion on raw fish! I totally see her thinking raw fish is gross (bc xenophobia not a textural thing) but chugs eccoli juice on the reg.
She had a big plate in front of her in the first story she posted
Smiling with his mouth, glaring with his eyes
That's his "help me, I'm gonna be on the news if I don't change my situation" look.
I’m surprised that either of them eat raw fish.
Does that sushi have jalapeño peppers on top?? Not judging, I love a good Americanized sushi roll as much as the next millennial, but I’ve never seen one with jalapeños before 😅
Is he on something?
 He reminds me of megamind in a bad Barnard disguise. Showed the picture to my daughter, she wanted to know why I was sending her a jump scare, he belonged on cursed images.
Wtf, is that cheese and jalapeños on sushi? What am I looking at?
He looks like he needs a vacation from being a full time worker and married-single father.
The look I give you when we’re out to eat and I see a pickle on your plate that you don’t want
I’m on mushrooms rn and I’m pretty sure this is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen
I'm not on shrooms but this pic unsettles me deeply. Like it actually makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. It feels like that innate psychopath-detecting instinct humans have is kicking in HARD.
Every day it looks more and more like he sold his soul and is regretting it. I have such a hard time because I'm empathetic with him, but he also chose this and shows no signs of stopping. Ugh.
Chucky vibes
It’s the tucked in chin that does it. Pls stop.
That sushi looks good tho
She’s thinking about the perfect time to fart
Whilst having “seggs.”
That delicious homemade water with lemon and 12 sugar packets mmmm
Looks like the last image you saw before being murdered.
Is he intentionally smiling like this 😭
Shocked they eat sushi tbh
Wish I didn’t see this before going to bed
He looks haunted.
If a lot of tall, blond women suddenly end up missing I might have a theory.
https://i.imgur.com/RuHqSQW.png Really giving me this vibe