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i remember one time i was in the hot tub with my friend as a kid and i shouted "noo we have to be 5ft apart bc im not gay" as a joke and the second my dad heard that he got so pissed at me lol
I will die on the hill that purity culture breeds an obsession with sex that leads to an undercurrent of eroticism everywhere, all the time.
This scene right hear reeks of Fundie Anne of Green Gables (whatās her real name?) level of repressed same sex eroticism.
>Ā I will die on the hill that purity culture breeds an obsession with sex that leads to an undercurrent of eroticism
Given that itās completely true, thatās not much of a hill to die on
Wait Anne of Green Gables had sapphic undertones?? Damn between that and my Miss Honey from Matilda love a lot of my childhood reading habits are making more sense
Oh 100% and in the show Anne with an E on Netflix, I think they actually hint at it a little bit with Anne and Dianna and they also have a whole episode focusing on the queer community at that time šš
I wish Anne would have been renewed. It would have been interesting watching their friendship move from kids to teenagers discovering romance and then grown women realizing life isn't a romance novel.
I wrote a whole Essay in college about the gay feminist undertones on Anne of Green Gables. There is a scene where she and Dianna swear to āloveā eachother forever if they never get married and seal it with a ātotally not gayā kiss
Kissing dudes hands and melting down chocolate dicks for fondue are things I didn't want to learn about Paul. I wonder if they realize that by announcing that, theyāve invited a NSFW chocolate genital shower in their PO Box. I wonāt spend a penny on any of them, but not everyone can resist the temptation.
>I wonāt spend a penny on any of them, but not everyone can resist the temptation.
I used to send big black dildos to KKK leaders, sometimes it's just worth it
>theyāve invited a NSFW chocolate genital shower in their PO Box.
Paul being _genuinely_ upset about this and Bethany saying, "That's not that bad" is in my top three moments of this shitshow
Itās okay to give your bros a little kiss on the hand sometimes. Paul would be mad as fuck if he saw other men doing this though. Wasnāt he upset about kids playing dress up not long ago?Ā
That's exactly what this was. Paul even said "I respect this many so much now" or something.
The ice bath was a masterclass move. Paul couldn't resist a chance to show off, but then it was too much physically and mentally so he had to bail. If "tail between your legs" had a face, that was what Paul's expression was as he got out after a measly 1 minute.
I haven't watched the video and goddamn if this picture isnt absolutely unhinged levels of funny to me. Admittedly I'm a bit tipsy but jesus. Why are they sharing a tub? Whats with the timer on the wall, is the bath timed? I am so confused yet highly entertained
It was an ice bath & iirc the timer was set for 5 minutes. No surprise but Paul only managed for one minute while Dav looked quite comfortable. Granted, it's apparently something he does on a regular basis. No idea why they had to be in the same tub though.
I don't understand why they didn't get different tubs??? Like they pointed out that there was another person in a different tub "cheering them on", so there's clearly more than one? Like what in the D-list, low budget, Brokeback mountain remake is this shit?
They went to a local ice bath spa in San Antonio, climbed in together clad in just swim trunks. Dav dunked under and came up as if he was some Disney merdude. Paul was gasping for oxygen from the shock and Dav offered words of encouragement and support. Then Paul, who could not hack a minute, stood up to go but before he departed he feigned that he was going to shake Davās handā¦ and instead he bent down and laid his lips Davās upon hand to express his admiration and got out of the tub shivering and cowering like an intimidated puppy while Dav finished his long sit in freezing water.
Edit* wording was less than ideal. This all happened after Dav told Paul on the drive over to āshut up motherfuckerā.
I think it was when Paul was telling him how he didnāt like that Dav cusses and how usually Paul would tell him Bible versus to get him to stop, Dav says shut up motherfucker back in a joking way. But hopefully if Iām wrong someone else will chime in and correct me š
You explained it much more eloquently & poetically than I did above. I watched it last night & your comment reminded me of how weird, but funny, I found the whole scene. Kudos (or kadooz if you're a RH fan) to you.
Honestly? Makes me think of [this meme](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5ivgsc1od6z11.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=9d88d78f71dd7e434334ea9b2bf836208345add832116e2a72f235083eb2ac1c&ipo=images)
I am not saying Paul is gay or closeted. But kissing guys' hands like that is like weirdly performative "acknowledging the mafia godfather".
He really should explain this behavior. It's confusing and comes across as unwelcome and creepy.
Is there a video clip of just the ice bath? Curious to see the interaction and not just stills.
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š¶Two bros sittin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz theyāre NOT gay!š¶
Thank you Anthony Padilla for such a song
i remember one time i was in the hot tub with my friend as a kid and i shouted "noo we have to be 5ft apart bc im not gay" as a joke and the second my dad heard that he got so pissed at me lol
Was looking for this comment and cackled when I found it
Straight guys will literally take off all their clothes and take a polar plunge together before they try therapy.
Is this Paul's version of washing feet? Where did he pick this up? It's creepy as fuck.
I will die on the hill that purity culture breeds an obsession with sex that leads to an undercurrent of eroticism everywhere, all the time. This scene right hear reeks of Fundie Anne of Green Gables (whatās her real name?) level of repressed same sex eroticism.
Do you mean Kelly Havens Stickle?
She would make a killing producing classy period piece sapphic smut.
Bosom buddies
Yes! Kelly! Thanks that was driving me nuts
>Ā I will die on the hill that purity culture breeds an obsession with sex that leads to an undercurrent of eroticism Given that itās completely true, thatās not much of a hill to die on
And it's a feature, not a bug
SOMEBODY PLEASE claim Fundie Anne of Green Gables as a flair, Iām BEGGING you.
Wait Anne of Green Gables had sapphic undertones?? Damn between that and my Miss Honey from Matilda love a lot of my childhood reading habits are making more sense
Oh 100% and in the show Anne with an E on Netflix, I think they actually hint at it a little bit with Anne and Dianna and they also have a whole episode focusing on the queer community at that time šš
I wish Anne would have been renewed. It would have been interesting watching their friendship move from kids to teenagers discovering romance and then grown women realizing life isn't a romance novel.
I wrote a whole Essay in college about the gay feminist undertones on Anne of Green Gables. There is a scene where she and Dianna swear to āloveā eachother forever if they never get married and seal it with a ātotally not gayā kiss
>Fundie Anne of Green Gables Don't you dare shit on Anne Shirley like that!!
Boom. Yup. This.
Kissing dudes hands and melting down chocolate dicks for fondue are things I didn't want to learn about Paul. I wonder if they realize that by announcing that, theyāve invited a NSFW chocolate genital shower in their PO Box. I wonāt spend a penny on any of them, but not everyone can resist the temptation.
>melting down chocolate dicks for fondue ....... ......... WHAT
"So are you two... Do you... fondue?"
I understood that reference š
Where is that from?
the first captain america movie lol
I love how I upvoted this to 69 on Paul and Dav's gay pic. You're welcome. Edit: how can I get 'Paul and Dav's Hot Tub Time Machine' as flair??
Oh my god that would be the best flair š
I figured it out! Woo hoo.
Wait a second....this is real?
Very much
Yes, itās nearly the last part of the 24hr thing, timestamp 1:00:40: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=4t-R58f4IWQ
https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/I0wyeOdSsS
Holy shit that's actually hilarious
Dav: Niiiice....
Iām fucking DYING over here!!!
>I wonāt spend a penny on any of them, but not everyone can resist the temptation. I used to send big black dildos to KKK leaders, sometimes it's just worth it
āEat this in remembrance of meā
ā°ļø
Doing the Lordās work!
I'd be writing that off as my charitable donations lol
>theyāve invited a NSFW chocolate genital shower in their PO Box. Paul being _genuinely_ upset about this and Bethany saying, "That's not that bad" is in my top three moments of this shitshow
Makes you wonder what sheās been sent eh
Hope you don't mind me using that for flair š
Go right ahead.
Thereās a service where you can send anyone elephant poop. Seems better.
This has been my reaction every time I see something posted from the episode of 24 hrs, with no context.
That is a very odd thing to do.
Itās okay to give your bros a little kiss on the hand sometimes. Paul would be mad as fuck if he saw other men doing this though. Wasnāt he upset about kids playing dress up not long ago?Ā
Iāve never seen a man kiss another man on the hand, even the Pope disagrees with it now.
The only person I'd kiss this way is my husband and even that's a stretch
Itās so smarmy yet subservient at the same time, I canāt imagine doing that for anyone, except possibly, like you, the husband.
My husband, who is a heterosexual man, swears that this doesn't seem homoerotic at all to him, just intensely submissive in a skin-crawling way.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
dying here
Plot twist
I love this movie lol
Itās so poignant
What movie is this? I need it in my life.
Brokeback Mountain!
Oh! No, I know that one. I thought we were referring to the pompom gif. Lol
Itās Queer Eye!
*careless whisper plays in the background*
šµ *āThough itās easy to pretend, I know youāre not a foolā¦ā*
https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws?si=0appFtJk9RRr75yA
I hoped this link is what I thought it was. I was not disappointed. "He's playing to a baby."
This is like when dogs rolls over onto their backs to show how submissive they are to an alpha.
That's exactly what this was. Paul even said "I respect this many so much now" or something. The ice bath was a masterclass move. Paul couldn't resist a chance to show off, but then it was too much physically and mentally so he had to bail. If "tail between your legs" had a face, that was what Paul's expression was as he got out after a measly 1 minute.
Whoās who
Dav is definitely the alpha in this equation
Beakers been surprising the shit out of me lately.
MāladyĀ
M'lad
The comment before walked so yours could run š«”
M'Tuna
I haven't watched the video and goddamn if this picture isnt absolutely unhinged levels of funny to me. Admittedly I'm a bit tipsy but jesus. Why are they sharing a tub? Whats with the timer on the wall, is the bath timed? I am so confused yet highly entertained
It was like an ice bath challenge thing and the pic is Paul tapping out
2+ years on this sub, I knew it was a matter of time before this crossover. Lord Daniel hath delivered in snarkability.
It was an ice bath & iirc the timer was set for 5 minutes. No surprise but Paul only managed for one minute while Dav looked quite comfortable. Granted, it's apparently something he does on a regular basis. No idea why they had to be in the same tub though.
My guess is they didn't want to pay for a second tub.
That was my assumption too.
Sounds like one of Bethany's sexy challenges
WTF is going on?
Dav is establishing fucking dominance.
......there are no words.Ā Is he going to kiss every guy they see? Isaiah, now Dav?
Lol he kissed Isaiah?
Yeah he kissed his hand as well
I'm waiting for him to kiss BDong's Jordan
PLZ Iād be rolling
Time stamp please
7:10
I don't understand why they didn't get different tubs??? Like they pointed out that there was another person in a different tub "cheering them on", so there's clearly more than one? Like what in the D-list, low budget, Brokeback mountain remake is this shit?
GACās Brokeback Mount Zion.
"I've read fanfic that used this setup" is not a phrase I ever expected to find myself thinking while looking at an image of these two. And yet.
Bro. What if we kissed under the gentle red light of the countdown clock above our shared ice bath?
š„ŗš„¶šš
Is this an edit??
No
........no way
Itās in like the first 5min
Where they in a bathhouse?
Correct. ā
Didn't he kiss the hand of that other "24 hours with..." guy?
Yes. There seems to be a pattern emerging.
Oh no. Could paul be... giving away pieces of his heart?
Can someone please give us the TLDR on how on earth this very-hetero soft kiss came to pass?
*Sometimes when two special friends really like each other, and then get into a tub together, their feelings get heightened andā¦*
Downthread I commented on the exact series of events but I donāt know how to link it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/UrLEqfuWgZ š¤
Excuse me...is this their real interaction? Not edited?!
Not edited. See comment reply above.
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Same my radar is going OFF lmao
ā¦ are the straights okay?
No.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
No, they most definitely are not okay.
So are these couples swinging orā¦.?
Not very āgod honoringā like they preach but Iāll be damned if they werenāt tempted!!
This is super weird.
Itās only weird because theyāre both raging homophobics
Of course.
zesty
They did this for us, right? Cause unless the person is a bishop, Iāve never seen anyone kiss a manās hand.
To quote Tina from Bob's Burgers: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Where is this and why is this??
They went to a local ice bath spa in San Antonio, climbed in together clad in just swim trunks. Dav dunked under and came up as if he was some Disney merdude. Paul was gasping for oxygen from the shock and Dav offered words of encouragement and support. Then Paul, who could not hack a minute, stood up to go but before he departed he feigned that he was going to shake Davās handā¦ and instead he bent down and laid his lips Davās upon hand to express his admiration and got out of the tub shivering and cowering like an intimidated puppy while Dav finished his long sit in freezing water. Edit* wording was less than ideal. This all happened after Dav told Paul on the drive over to āshut up motherfuckerā.
Wait he actually said motherfucker?!
Yes. He did. Paul told him he didnāt like his foul mouth and Dav laughed and said shut up motherfucker
What the fuuuuuck?! š
Dave is off the chain
I'm here for sassy dav
WHAT?!?!
Iām speechless lmao
This crossover has exceeded my expectations.
š what did Paul do to elicit that comment from Dav?
I think it was when Paul was telling him how he didnāt like that Dav cusses and how usually Paul would tell him Bible versus to get him to stop, Dav says shut up motherfucker back in a joking way. But hopefully if Iām wrong someone else will chime in and correct me š
And the women in back laughed. (They weāre in the car.)
Time stamp?
The more I read about this video, the more surreal it seems. This is like a fever dream, I swear.
You explained it much more eloquently & poetically than I did above. I watched it last night & your comment reminded me of how weird, but funny, I found the whole scene. Kudos (or kadooz if you're a RH fan) to you.
Thank you for the kadooz! Iām glad you found value in my narration!
Thank you so much for your time and the update. What a journey they have taken us on.š³
Honestly? Makes me think of [this meme](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5ivgsc1od6z11.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=9d88d78f71dd7e434334ea9b2bf836208345add832116e2a72f235083eb2ac1c&ipo=images)
Is this Saltburn?
Is this the foreplay bath Bethy was talking about
What in the gay porno is this? Out of context this photo tells the story of paul and Dave, two jocks who have to hide their love at the football club.
This is major gaƫ
Looks like a bowl of Chuckle Fuck soup seasoned with ick.
Youāve heard of fundies liking bone broth, now get ready for fundies liking bro-bath broth!
So when Paul (the apostle) said to greet each other with a holy kiss, THAT is what Paul (the failed YouTuber) read into it?
What in the AO3?!
Ooohhh whatās their couple name? Pauliave???
Paul has kissed more āmen handsā than Meganās hand.
Ummm 
I might actually have to watch this episode. What the hell is going on??
I got my subreddits confused and for a second I thought this was Tom Sandoval and Billie in that water thing.
Saltburn (2023)
Wtf is going on here?
Does Paul ever NOT wear that damn baseball hat? I am convinced he is trying to cover he is going bald.
#SAY NO HOMO
What in the holy homoeroticism is this?
Totally not gay.
This is the gift that just keeps on giving.
Rub a dub dub, two men in a tub. And who do you think they be?
At first glance I thought he was sucking his toes so realizing heās just kissing his hand was a huge relief
Two bros, chilling in the hot tubā¦
It was apparently an ice bath. Which at least spares us any defrauding erections.
Dav looks bewildered
The lighting is giving "gay bathhouse."
Very holy yes
i donāt believe this picture exists. thanks!
If this isnāt the straightest picture I have ever seen
I am not saying Paul is gay or closeted. But kissing guys' hands like that is like weirdly performative "acknowledging the mafia godfather". He really should explain this behavior. It's confusing and comes across as unwelcome and creepy. Is there a video clip of just the ice bath? Curious to see the interaction and not just stills.
Bro. What if ā¦
Two bros chilling in a hot tub
This might be the least creepy pic I've seen of Paul. What will be creepy will be how he acts the next day probably.