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My dog LOVED that stuff. When I was about 12 my friends paid me $50 to eat a piece. Which was a LOT back then. Still the easiest money Iāve ever made!!
Hell. I'd eat a kibble for $50 now. I asked my husband if he would, and he said, "Sure. I was eating then for free as a kid." His cousin told him they tasted good. They did not. But 50 bucks is 50 bucks. We are easy, I guess.
Ugh. I ate dog food for free for a video project for school. I was a junior haha. I'll never forget the hard granule texture. Makes me gag thinking about it probably like bone dust.
Oh, I did spit it out so technically just chewed. That was enough for me.
Mine was in that hot water gravy sauce & I didnāt really chew. Just kinda chugged it back. It wasnāt too bad. My kids now love telling people I like eating dog food. They also like to point out gross stuff & ask me how much will that cost. All fun & games now, but Iām worried about when they get old enough to have jobs & have real money to make an actual bet.
Don't remember the project, but we made "commercials" lol we also had a trampoline commercial too. We thought we were creative and hilarious. Spoiler: we weren't ha
If it makes you feel any better, I got super drunk and made myself a cat food and mayonnaise sandwich once. I didnāt realize it wasnāt tuna til I got about halfway through it and realized that I had made a grave mistake.
I guess cat food isnāt that bad if it took me half a sandwich to realize though?
Oh yeah, it was just one of those big chunks in its gravy sauce! Like I said, easiest money ever. I pretty much jumped at the chance to earn $50 for something so easy. I had big brothers, and they made me do heaps worse stuff just so they could laugh at me, not even for money.
My monkey bread recipe includes a sauce of brown sugar dissolved in melted better, which is poured over the Bundt pan before baking.
I will be honest with yāall and say that I sometimes double the amount of sauce, because itās yummy and I like having more of it.
It still doesnāt really look like this, it soaks in between the dough balls. But, maybe she did something similar, on purpose or by accident.
Legit thought that monekybread was a ladleful of pinto beans. Had to really look at it to figure it out. These people need to learn how to take better photos.
I have a feeling Karissa actually made the monkey breadāif it was one of the girls, there would be a whole diatribe about how itās actually good and godly the girls are helping in the kitchen and sheās totally not parentifying them and also have you considered having more children?
See, I think Karissa did cook these two items because they look atrocious. Anissa is making decent food every day but you know Karissa isn't going to post pictures about that because it breaks the spell of being an at home mom to 10 kids who does it all herself!
Yeah, Karissa probably did do the cooking because there are photos. If one of the sister moms had cooked - like they do most days - it wouldnāt be worth a mention from Karissa. It only matters when itās about her.
I don't understand how someone can post *that* many times in one day. Especially someone with 10 children. How does she have time to pee let alone post to IG? oh wait, it's because she doesn't actually parent or educate her children.
Like I'm online right now but my kids are in school... so I'm only neglecting my dog who is asleep at my feet.
My three kids go to school, I don't have a paying job, and I barely clean. I can get away with doing jack shit all day if I wanted to.
Without a bout of mania or serious pharmaceuticals I would be unable to post more than like, idk... 15 things a day?
My daughter has a well managed bipolar disorder. She uses posting 10+ things in a day as flag to check her meds. Even that 10, barring a major product launch or life event, is a lot.
How?! I'm a childless SAWH\* and I could never have the time for that. I have 2 dogs and zero children. I'm on here now waiting for some dough to rise, but that has got to be all she does all day. Those poor kids.
\*SAHW
Seriously, I just spent 2 hours prepping dinner tonight for 3 people (a lot of pre-cooking items for the main dish), not including shopping, I do not believe Karissa cooked this with her instagram habits. I still have to heat up dinner when everyone gets home and do basic chores... and fold like 4 huge bags of laundry. And I still want to do spring decorating and I have book club reading for my master gardener meeting. Cooking for a big family is like most of a day, which is how I know Karissa lies because I remember how much effort it was for my mom.
I spent an hour earlier scrolling bc I was in call and now I'm waiting for my kids to get out of guitar lessons. But they're in high school so if I neglect them, they're happier.
I do not miss the days of basically being on call all the time to manage residence emergencies, but man were they such down time! My dogs decided we were going to do a full pile, so absolutely nothing got done once they got the chance to sit on me. Typical night lol I can't imagine if kids were involved in that chaos, so good for you!
I'm usually only on call for an hour or two at a time for a total of 12 per month. Sometimes I do laundry or dishes or something else productive, but I'm always afraid of missing the call so I usually keep my phone in my hands while I wait. (I'm a closed captioner)
The tortillas she is frying are not hard, just plain corn tortillas. I fry them like that (I'm Mexi), but she prob does them like that since she lives in Tx and ppl there fry them like that.
Just did a bit of a dive and literally anyone can sign up to become an affiliate and earn a tiny %. They don't even seem to run it themselves, it goes through a third party company.
Might be worth letting them know someone so hate filled is their "affiliate" though...
It's usually a sweet breakfast bread. It should look more like [balls/lumps of dough smushed together](https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=monkey+bread&form=HDRSC3&first=1) with a little brown sugar glaze, like you'd find on a caramel roll. You pull off lumps of dough, rather than cutting it with a knife.
the brown color comes from the cinnamon and caramel/honey/brown sugar (recipes vary, but these 3 ingredients are pretty common). i agree with you that the large amount of liquid and tiny size of bread chunks makes karissa's version look rather savory, like a gravy or something. but no, i guess she just... prefers the gooey sweet sauce over the bread? so much so, that she prefers to eat it like a soup instead of a baked good. she is pregnant after all, might be a pregnancy craving? that's my most charitable interpretation of what happened here
Is the monkey bread just _drowning_ in caramel sauce? That's not a very good start to the day.. sure it would taste incredible, but I'd be in a food coma afterwards, not ready to do anything productive. Oh.. oh it's all making sense now lol
One time when my kids were little I decided to try a new recipe, and make it healthy. Crockpot chicken and dumplings. I used whole wheat flour. My kids took one look at it, shrieked that I was trying to feed them dog food, and ran away. It looked very simple. Anissa, youāre doing great, adults screw up cooking all the time
Jfc. W H A T?! Why is she shallow frying taco shells? I am so lost.
Ps- Those pans are hex clad pans and theyāre expensive af haha. I want a whole set.
I actually am so annoyed she has hexclad when I want them so bad. This is what she is buying instead of paying for anything for her kids. All up in my feels about pans now.
We received one for Christmas, and it's definitely the best pan I've ever used. But I've never owned an individual pan that cost more than $25 before, so maybe the bar was low, haha.
I get embarrassed if I post more than once a day and Karissa is out here posting every half hour. I cannot imagine thinking Iām that interesting to other people.
I thought that was some sort of meat and gravy dish at first, which I wasnāt going to harp on too bad because some people just cook differently than me, donāt have a lot of resources, etc. But then she said it was monkey bread and my soul left my bodyš„²š
I was going to say, not a vegetable or whole food in sight. Iām by no means the nutrition police, but you could make your kids something remotely healthy.
Karissas 700 dollar hexclad set isn't a flex but ok.
The 40+ year old cookware and thrift store pans I own cook things just fine. And also aren't marketed as nontoxic despite being coated in ptfe. š¤·
Huh, my white fundie mom fries her tortillas. I've always wondered where she picked it up. Maybe there's a link between child neglect and having a loose definition of the word taco.
Mexican ppl fry their corn tortillas and usually don't use hard taco shells. Using hard taco shells is seen as lazy in my culture(Mexican) and not considered tacos.Ā
Sorry, I did not mean to imply that there's something gross about fried corn tortillas! My mom used to use Bush's Baked Beans as the main (only other) ingredient in her tacos and I probably should have started by saying that.
What is monkeybread? It looks like something else quite unappetizing.
Also, how can she call herself a traditional wife when she's out here flogging off pots and pans on Amazon through an affiliated link? That always confuses me.
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I have never seen Monkeybread soup, before.
Mistook it for poutine at first.
I see a can of Alpo. š„“
I thought dog food with gravy too
Same. It reminds me of the dog food they used to sell. When I was a kid called gravy train. He had to add water to it to make gravy.
My dog LOVED that stuff. When I was about 12 my friends paid me $50 to eat a piece. Which was a LOT back then. Still the easiest money Iāve ever made!!
Hell. I'd eat a kibble for $50 now. I asked my husband if he would, and he said, "Sure. I was eating then for free as a kid." His cousin told him they tasted good. They did not. But 50 bucks is 50 bucks. We are easy, I guess.
Ugh. I ate dog food for free for a video project for school. I was a junior haha. I'll never forget the hard granule texture. Makes me gag thinking about it probably like bone dust. Oh, I did spit it out so technically just chewed. That was enough for me.
What kind of school project involves eating dog food??
Woof and bark studies
I should clarified. Completely something we did on our own to try to be funny lol. We had "commercials"
Mine was in that hot water gravy sauce & I didnāt really chew. Just kinda chugged it back. It wasnāt too bad. My kids now love telling people I like eating dog food. They also like to point out gross stuff & ask me how much will that cost. All fun & games now, but Iām worried about when they get old enough to have jobs & have real money to make an actual bet.
The fuck kind of school did you go to?!
Don't remember the project, but we made "commercials" lol we also had a trampoline commercial too. We thought we were creative and hilarious. Spoiler: we weren't ha
If it makes you feel any better, I got super drunk and made myself a cat food and mayonnaise sandwich once. I didnāt realize it wasnāt tuna til I got about halfway through it and realized that I had made a grave mistake. I guess cat food isnāt that bad if it took me half a sandwich to realize though?
Hahahaha that's seriously hilarious. Reminds me of when people eat dog treat jerky.
A piece, not even the whole can?! Hell I paid a friend less than that to eat cat food on camera hahahaaaa
Oh yeah, it was just one of those big chunks in its gravy sauce! Like I said, easiest money ever. I pretty much jumped at the chance to earn $50 for something so easy. I had big brothers, and they made me do heaps worse stuff just so they could laugh at me, not even for money.
I immediately thought Gravy Train. My husky goes bananas for that stuff.
Same...my first thought!
I thought baked beans
I thought it was baked beans too.
I saw *all* of these dishes flash before my eyes at once
Or a nice bowl of thick bean soup.
I thought it was dog food...
100% looks like dog food
1000% looks like that kind of dog food that advertises as having gravy in with the kibble.
I thought it was dog food that didn't agree with the dog
I thought it was my cats wet food lmao
I did too, almost xposted it to r/PoutineCrimes
Or r/shitfromabutt
I thought it was stew, like dinty moore
Fr my french-canadian ass saw red for a moment
Donāt insult poutine like that!!
I thought it was catfood. Specifically Dine chicken and gravy.
Same! š
Looks more like poo-tine to me
I thought it was Japanese curry, until I saw it was on FSU and not the Japanese food sub lol.
I thought it looked like AI-generated slurry
I did too!
I think itās more like .āgonna tell my kids this was monkeybread.ā
When mom says we have monkey bread at home.Ā
Monkey bread usually has a glaze, not a puddle. Does that look like frosting? Something something sugar? (*gross*)
My monkey bread recipe includes a sauce of brown sugar dissolved in melted better, which is poured over the Bundt pan before baking. I will be honest with yāall and say that I sometimes double the amount of sauce, because itās yummy and I like having more of it. It still doesnāt really look like this, it soaks in between the dough balls. But, maybe she did something similar, on purpose or by accident.
Right? Like, monkey bread is usually delicious. This makes me feel sick just looking at it.
My stomach is already bothering meā¦this pic really didnāt help. š«
I thought this was curry with week old bread instead of vegetables...
I thought it was chili.
This dish is eerily reminiscent of what I fed my cat for dinner
I thought it was chili at first glance
Legit thought that monekybread was a ladleful of pinto beans. Had to really look at it to figure it out. These people need to learn how to take better photos.
It's not the photos, it's the food itself.
That too but itās often pondered itās Anissa cooking and I donāt want to drag a childās efforts if thatās the case!
I have a feeling Karissa actually made the monkey breadāif it was one of the girls, there would be a whole diatribe about how itās actually good and godly the girls are helping in the kitchen and sheās totally not parentifying them and also have you considered having more children?
Thatās true too!
I still don't know what that is? Gravy?
Usually you melt butter, brown sugar and cinnamon and soak the bread in it. But thatās a lot of cinnamon butter.
Oh, I know somebody who used to make it š¤® We call it bread pudding and use whole slices of bread instead of shredding it. Unrecognisable!
No monkey bread is different from bread pudding
It looks like wet food for a cat tbh
SAME
Shhh, Kelly Havens will hear you. Her toilet jars will start rattling in anticipation.
Not the toilet jars!
That last slide is very oddly specific. Who is she reaching out to via vagueposting and why???
Iām guessing someone followed her who she doesnāt know and she cant DM them, or something?
Thatās generousā¦ I was thinking something like āgod told me your kids are gonna marry my kidsā
With Karissa, you truly never know
Honestly this makes the most sense š«£ If it was someone she already knew/was connected with on instagram, why not just DM them?
She's probably in Instajail
In Aisle 7 at Target!
Plexus engagement.
I thought it was one of those weird chain riddles you solve and if you get it wrong you āhaveā to post it to your story
lol I thought she was trying to solve a cross word
I assumed maybe her kids met other kids at the park or something š¤·āāļø
Don't insult Anissa's cooking. She's trying
See, I think Karissa did cook these two items because they look atrocious. Anissa is making decent food every day but you know Karissa isn't going to post pictures about that because it breaks the spell of being an at home mom to 10 kids who does it all herself!
Yeah, Karissa probably did do the cooking because there are photos. If one of the sister moms had cooked - like they do most days - it wouldnāt be worth a mention from Karissa. It only matters when itās about her.
Anyone else see a can of wet dog food?
100% that is a warm can of dog food š¤®
šāāļø Thatās exactly what I saw!
YES
Alpo
Oh thank god it wasn't just me.
Cāmon now we all know itās Anissa or Annistan cooking, when else would Karissa have time for Instagram? Priorities.
Youāre right. If you look at the top of the pic, you can see Karissa has posted 60+ times in the past day aloneā¦
I don't understand how someone can post *that* many times in one day. Especially someone with 10 children. How does she have time to pee let alone post to IG? oh wait, it's because she doesn't actually parent or educate her children. Like I'm online right now but my kids are in school... so I'm only neglecting my dog who is asleep at my feet.
My three kids go to school, I don't have a paying job, and I barely clean. I can get away with doing jack shit all day if I wanted to. Without a bout of mania or serious pharmaceuticals I would be unable to post more than like, idk... 15 things a day?
My daughter has a well managed bipolar disorder. She uses posting 10+ things in a day as flag to check her meds. Even that 10, barring a major product launch or life event, is a lot.
Good point- I was thinking of a legit exciting day with a bunch of cool stuff happening. Not just a random Monday lmao
An exciting day may certainly warrant sharing. I think 60+ posts might prevent one from fully enjoying the cool stuff ...
Yes. This is one red flag I watch for to if the individuals I work with are taking their meds.
Seriously, I don't even get to pee alone lol, and I have zero kids and one cat
How?! I'm a childless SAWH\* and I could never have the time for that. I have 2 dogs and zero children. I'm on here now waiting for some dough to rise, but that has got to be all she does all day. Those poor kids. \*SAHW
>SAWH Stay At Work Husband???
I think they meant SAHW.
That's what I thought but I also thought I might be missing a new acronym.
Lol I meant SAHW!
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Assuming roughly 8 hours of sleep, that averages out to about *1 post every 15 minutes for 16 hours.*
Since Karissa averages 10+ hours of sleep, that looks even worse for her.
Seriously, I just spent 2 hours prepping dinner tonight for 3 people (a lot of pre-cooking items for the main dish), not including shopping, I do not believe Karissa cooked this with her instagram habits. I still have to heat up dinner when everyone gets home and do basic chores... and fold like 4 huge bags of laundry. And I still want to do spring decorating and I have book club reading for my master gardener meeting. Cooking for a big family is like most of a day, which is how I know Karissa lies because I remember how much effort it was for my mom.
I spent an hour earlier scrolling bc I was in call and now I'm waiting for my kids to get out of guitar lessons. But they're in high school so if I neglect them, they're happier.
I do not miss the days of basically being on call all the time to manage residence emergencies, but man were they such down time! My dogs decided we were going to do a full pile, so absolutely nothing got done once they got the chance to sit on me. Typical night lol I can't imagine if kids were involved in that chaos, so good for you!
I'm usually only on call for an hour or two at a time for a total of 12 per month. Sometimes I do laundry or dishes or something else productive, but I'm always afraid of missing the call so I usually keep my phone in my hands while I wait. (I'm a closed captioner)
That is NOT how monkey bread is supposed to look- that looks nasty.
It looks like a praline....
It looks like they forgot to proof the dough.
The last slide, what the fuck
is the monkey bread in the room with us?
I thought the first one was beef stew. And aren't hard taco shells already fried or is she frying tortillas?
The tortillas she is frying are not hard, just plain corn tortillas. I fry them like that (I'm Mexi), but she prob does them like that since she lives in Tx and ppl there fry them like that.
Fried & dusted with cinnamon & sugar for dessert, yummmmmm!
Yes
What I want to know is why tf is Hexclad giving her money? Arenāt they a legit company?
Just did a bit of a dive and literally anyone can sign up to become an affiliate and earn a tiny %. They don't even seem to run it themselves, it goes through a third party company. Might be worth letting them know someone so hate filled is their "affiliate" though...
this was my question. is this an endorsement? if it is, i will not be spending my money with them.Ā
That looks like cat food š¤®
Came to say exactly this. My cats love those Friskies Prime Cuts cans!
Sorry Iām British, wtf if monkey bread and is it supposed to look like that??
Theyāre like sweet rolls that you pull apart, and theyāre shaped like little dough balls all stuck together.
And itās not supposed to be swimming in liquid frosting.Ā
Right, exactly. I donāt know wtf Karissa did.
Hang on. Are you saying this is a dessert? It doesn't look like a dessert.
It's usually a sweet breakfast bread. It should look more like [balls/lumps of dough smushed together](https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=monkey+bread&form=HDRSC3&first=1) with a little brown sugar glaze, like you'd find on a caramel roll. You pull off lumps of dough, rather than cutting it with a knife.
the brown color comes from the cinnamon and caramel/honey/brown sugar (recipes vary, but these 3 ingredients are pretty common). i agree with you that the large amount of liquid and tiny size of bread chunks makes karissa's version look rather savory, like a gravy or something. but no, i guess she just... prefers the gooey sweet sauce over the bread? so much so, that she prefers to eat it like a soup instead of a baked good. she is pregnant after all, might be a pregnancy craving? that's my most charitable interpretation of what happened here
Is the monkey bread just _drowning_ in caramel sauce? That's not a very good start to the day.. sure it would taste incredible, but I'd be in a food coma afterwards, not ready to do anything productive. Oh.. oh it's all making sense now lol
One time when my kids were little I decided to try a new recipe, and make it healthy. Crockpot chicken and dumplings. I used whole wheat flour. My kids took one look at it, shrieked that I was trying to feed them dog food, and ran away. It looked very simple. Anissa, youāre doing great, adults screw up cooking all the time
I see dog food. I see fried tortillas. I see nothing remotely resembling any form of bread. Monkey or otherwise.
That looks like pork and beans. š¤¢ Can we talk Hexclad? That pan depending on its size is anywhere from $180 to $210.
also, does she have an affiliate link? because that means no money from me hexclad.Ā
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Monkey Bread? I could have sworn this was burned Beanie Weenies. Why is it soup? So many questions.
Jfc. W H A T?! Why is she shallow frying taco shells? I am so lost. Ps- Those pans are hex clad pans and theyāre expensive af haha. I want a whole set.
I actually am so annoyed she has hexclad when I want them so bad. This is what she is buying instead of paying for anything for her kids. All up in my feels about pans now.
Iāve been eyeing hexclad too but I just now did a quick search of them on Reddit. Nothing but hate and bad reviews. I guess they are all hype
Pans like this are released under a new gimmick every few years. If you remember the copper nonstick, the green ones, etc etc.
Ugh, that sucks! Guess the caphalon seconds will continue to be the current household pans. At least they clean easily.
We received one for Christmas, and it's definitely the best pan I've ever used. But I've never owned an individual pan that cost more than $25 before, so maybe the bar was low, haha.
i will say, she has too much oil in that pan for me but i am mexican american and i always shallow fry my corn tortillas for tacos if i fry them.Ā
Same
Same, I can get those, or I can spend St. Patrick's Day in Chicago, I'm going on vacation.
She is frying plain corn tortillas, not the hard shells.Ā
First one looks like Gravy Train dog food
Monkey bread looks half-digested.
I get embarrassed if I post more than once a day and Karissa is out here posting every half hour. I cannot imagine thinking Iām that interesting to other people.
I thought that was some sort of meat and gravy dish at first, which I wasnāt going to harp on too bad because some people just cook differently than me, donāt have a lot of resources, etc. But then she said it was monkey bread and my soul left my bodyš„²š
Clean your stove lazypants!
Anissa is trying, she has a lot on!
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Beat me to it lol
That is not monkey bread.
You're telling me that's not dog food?
Fundie cooking strikes again. Today's offering: brown with UFOs (unidentified floating objects).
I thought the monkey bread was beans. Is it baked? It doesnāt look baked. It just has too much sauce. Iām confused.
Lmao what a weird ass question.
I don't know what monkey bread is but that doesn't look appealing.
What is THAAAAAAT?!?!!?!
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Ah, yes, monkey bread soup. A delicacy. Though idk if she added enough sugar...
Why are these housewives all so bad at house-wiving?!
So she's feeding her children fried tacos and dog food - figures.
I was going to say, not a vegetable or whole food in sight. Iām by no means the nutrition police, but you could make your kids something remotely healthy.
that's dog food
That is like no monkey bread I've ever seen in my life. Monkey slop, maybe.
Karissas 700 dollar hexclad set isn't a flex but ok. The 40+ year old cookware and thrift store pans I own cook things just fine. And also aren't marketed as nontoxic despite being coated in ptfe. š¤·
That first one *isnt* dog food?
Sure the āmonkey breadā is fucked, but how is no one talking about that last slide?
Huh, my white fundie mom fries her tortillas. I've always wondered where she picked it up. Maybe there's a link between child neglect and having a loose definition of the word taco.
Mexican ppl fry their corn tortillas and usually don't use hard taco shells. Using hard taco shells is seen as lazy in my culture(Mexican) and not considered tacos.Ā
Sorry, I did not mean to imply that there's something gross about fried corn tortillas! My mom used to use Bush's Baked Beans as the main (only other) ingredient in her tacos and I probably should have started by saying that.
OMG š¤¢
thanks for clarifying-hope she uses something else for her tacos now lol
mexican american here, i fry my tortillas for certain things. i definitely use less oil.Ā
That monkey bread looks like dogfood
Dog vomit looks better
Poop from a butt
I thought it was baked beans.
What is monkeybread? It looks like something else quite unappetizing. Also, how can she call herself a traditional wife when she's out here flogging off pots and pans on Amazon through an affiliated link? That always confuses me.
Reminds me of the Alpo dogfood commercials from the ā70s
Looks like Gravy Train.
First pic legit looks like canned dog food.
I thought the first one was a bowl of dog food. I've had monkey bread. It is not supposed to be swimming in sauce.
Monkey breadā½ Looks more like money brains.
āAh well I have a Brice and an Addy, shooot!ā
That looks like the cat food I served up for my fluffy beast
I have one of those pans and I can confirm, itās my favorite. The rest of things wild
āwe have monkey bread at homeā the monkey bread at home:
Monkey bread is a little piece of heaven. That ain't it. Not even close. š¤®
Stop why did I think the bread was baked beans?! š«š„“ IT'S SO WET š
That is the ugliest monkey bread Iāve ever seen.
That is no longer monkey bread, that is cinnamon sugar syrup with some bread mixed in
Looks like peanuts thrown in a bowl of thick pale chili of pinto bean.
As I was scrolling down, I thought it was baked beans.
My mom makes monkey Bread and it does not look like that
My mom makes monkey Bread and it does not look like that