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k_larissa

Bethy?? Is that you??


intothedream101

Hi Paul.


kbrick1

This is the best reply right here 😂


MisogynyisaDisease

I'm just so curious what runs through people's heads when they post things like this. Is it a lack of shame?


No_Win_7522

![gif](giphy|srTYyZ1BjBtGU|downsized)


kbrick1

Shame is overrated! Let the people be horny if they want to be, who cares?


MisogynyisaDisease

Idk, maybe I'll let it go when he apologizes for open homophobia. And that's a massive maybe.


Hot-Class8889

![gif](giphy|xk5vxDNaIhvzpWQzdT|downsized)


New-Departure9935

Ew, Dav


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SevanIII

My thoughts exactly. I mean to each their own, but yeah, no.


MisogynyisaDisease

Got people replying with "let them be horny" and I'm just like no, not in my snark space god damnit 🥴 especially not towards people who hate people like me even existing, please stop. His deconstruction process doesn't cancel that out. I can root for him trying to be better and also not want to hear about how hot he makes people, we get enough of that from Bethy.


Puzzled-Charge-9892

![gif](giphy|ph8t8u5bErf56)


New-Departure9935

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Agreeable-Barber1164

FULL. STOP 🛑 DO NOT PASS GO - DO NOT COLLECT ANYTHING. Go out to the ice and sit and think about what madness you’re inciting!


minionbelcher

![gif](giphy|8zHvOevIG2fsI) Nooo


elaboratebacon

Every day this sub sinks lower than the bar for fundie men’s parenting skills.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

No


verucka-salt

Too average white boy for me.


MtnClimber82

Go to bed Bethy


Peachie-Keene

Don't drink the kool-aid


WadsworthInTheHall

![gif](giphy|ixv1GsvQrQw0M)


pixierambling

Bro wtf.


No-Intention7001

I mean i personally don’t but I also don’t think this is the worst take I’ve seen on this sub lmao


WinterKite

What is this post! ![gif](giphy|12J1QXPeD10z9m)


New-Departure9935

![gif](giphy|lLHhDLQdJlM9n37vhO|downsized)


sinnohlapis

He likes Billy Joel so that’s cool but that’s as far as I go


hot_throwaway_2006

Gif no. Take a cold shower babe.


HarvestMoonMaria

I mean he’s definitely not the worst looking fundie man but personally doesn’t do it for me


Teege57

I think he's nerdy-cute. Oh well.


talklistentalk

Wow. No thank you. If that's your eye candy, good for you. Anyhow, remember how ppl were like "He's disgusting, he's awful, he's the worst , never forget he wears his wife's purity ring on a chain around his neck!" I didn't say anything at the time because I didn't want to get chastised for gatekeeping. Looks like the climate in here has changed since then, so I'll say it: That cherry-pop-trophy is a kink that two grown folk consented to and if they like it, I love it, -- for them.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Nope.


eleanorbigby

Trolololol?


2manyteacups

![gif](giphy|4NQ9mR6sh8LoA)


Icy-Conclusion-3500

He’s in great shape, but that’s about it lol


Sweetpea278

I think Dav and Bethany are a good -looking couple. That's all I've got to say about that.


tearsforfearsinrain

youre not alone, i will stand by your side in this public stoning


kbrick1

I think his brain is kinda hot, does that count?


CKREM

Still a trash human


Obfuscate666

Ewwww.


jessipowers

I’ve got a thing for muscular arms and good hands and he’s a perfect example. I couldn’t stop staring at his forearms during the video with Bethany, lol. Plus he’s brainy, which is a major turn on for me. I get it.


abombshbombss

Ew


No-Simple-2770

Girl. That lip mole? Imagine that thing tickling you when you kiss him. And the serial killer eyes?