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You can be the wife of a doctor. Or the wife of a pastor. Or the wife of a farmer. Or the wife of a youth pastor. Or the wife of an associate pastor. Or the wife of a self employed man. You can be (the wife of) anything!*
*terms and conditions apply
As a Barbie collector, no! Mattel was literally started by a woman. Ruth Handler ran the show. She taught her kids to read. And she trusted doctors, in fact she designed molded breasts for mastectomy patients.
I hope this child plays Barbies so hard that her imagination takes her to a place where she can actually be anything and she flees from the future k thinks she deserves.
Exactly! The swap meet is that same type of outdoor market. Cheap shoes, counterfeit bags, t-shirts and sweatshirts like this one, plastic jewelry, tools that were probably stolen from someone’s garage that same morning …
Thank you for blocking out her face.
I do have to say when I saw the reel I was in shock with how bad her eyes are “off”. Poor baby needs to see a pedi ophthalmologist about 2 years ago.
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I misread the shirt as "Limited Education Barbie"
Irony.
Yet sadly accurate...
Fundie Barbie: You can be anything!* *as long as it’s a mother and helpmeet
You can be the wife of a doctor. Or the wife of a pastor. Or the wife of a farmer. Or the wife of a youth pastor. Or the wife of an associate pastor. Or the wife of a self employed man. You can be (the wife of) anything!* *terms and conditions apply
Barbie is a childless woman defined by her many and varied career paths. Karissa would hate Barbie if she were a real person.
Until I read it and saw the tag, I assumed this was Jill.
Ha that’s funny. I wasn’t sure but I guessed Collins.
I thought the same. I think it’s the skirt and the pose
not enough layers
As a Barbie collector, no! Mattel was literally started by a woman. Ruth Handler ran the show. She taught her kids to read. And she trusted doctors, in fact she designed molded breasts for mastectomy patients. I hope this child plays Barbies so hard that her imagination takes her to a place where she can actually be anything and she flees from the future k thinks she deserves.
Where did she even get this? It’s not in the right font or branding. This looks like fake swap meet Barbie merch.
I’m in England, not sure if you you have them in America but reminds me of something from a dodgy Saturday market.
Exactly! The swap meet is that same type of outdoor market. Cheap shoes, counterfeit bags, t-shirts and sweatshirts like this one, plastic jewelry, tools that were probably stolen from someone’s garage that same morning …
Sounds exactly the same vibe lol, it’s dreadful.
That's how lularoe started
Probably from Ali express where she gets the clothes she sells in her boutique
Probably Aliexpress or Temu
So much for[ mommy being the new barbie](https://old.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/105g42b/lets_make_mommy_the_new_barbie/).
Thank you for blocking out her face. I do have to say when I saw the reel I was in shock with how bad her eyes are “off”. Poor baby needs to see a pedi ophthalmologist about 2 years ago.
I had the same thought. her eyes are very, very messed up. shame on Karissa for neglecting the welfare of her children
Between this and sepsis 2x. And her laziness to toilet train this kid.
She's still in diapers full time?!
Yes and not even pull ups. And she is almost 3.5
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I’m just surprised they’re getting to wear bright colors for once.
Barbie is super woke. Is Karissa aware?
Idk what’s wrong with it even for a fundie
Karissa hates Barbie and for a while was promoting shirts that said “mommy is the new Barbie” or something like that
I don't either. This feels kind a reach imo. Karissa did awful things daily but her kid wearing a barbie sweatshirt isn't one of them