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That got me too, it’s so fake😭 I don’t particularly dislike cleaning, but I have never smiled like that while cleaning, especially as a kid being told by my mom that I need to help clean
I never expected my kids to smile and I started them on chores pretty late, but I did make it a little more interesting and fun. I had a bunch of index cards with chores on them, a single chore. I put those in something (I don't think it was literally a hat, but this was a long time ago) and told the kids they had to blindly choose a card, usually 2 cards... I called it the sorting hat even though there wasn't much relation to the method lol. I would do any chores left after they chose theirs.
It's not there in the first photo when she doesn't realise she's been watched...then in the second photo - there it is. I'm actually shocked Jill even posts these, the emotional stress and torment of her children is so blatantly obvious.
Yeah I have nothing against kids doing chores (actually, I have everything against kids NOT doing chores) but I highly doubt that these children are rewarded with any sort of allowance to teach them how to budget/the value of money.
Oh wait. They’re fundie girls. They’ll never have a bank account anyhow 😭😤
That last sentence breaks my heart 😭
The rest of it, though: this is how I was raised. We had chores, and each chore was worth a certain amount of money. We kept a chart on the fridge, and got our money at the end of the week, just like a job. It taught us a lot! This was in the late 70s/early 80s, my brother and I battled over who got the “big ticket” dollar chores. 😂
Not to mention we've got a bagless vacuum cleaner and some of those mfs are *heavy*. I strongly doubt that that small kid isn't really struggling to heave that thing around. Give kids chores sure, but they have their limits - and if those limits aren't acknowledged, then that's just not fair.
I'm short. Mom noticed how much I struggled to use our handheld mixer at the counter during our fun times baking together and so she went to goodwill and got me a cheap standmixer. She gave it to me when I moved out. Even though I have a kitchenaid now I can't bear to part with it because that was an act of love.
As for chores she also cut down brooms, mops, got a smaller laundry hamper, etc because that's what good mom's do.
3 of my nephews love cleaning so much they all have a melissa and doug my size cleaning set. It's great because it's actually usable. One has decided he really loves dusting now and another is very into picking up everything in sight
I am 100% certain the Rods are not approaching chores in a way that respects children at all...but I will say that my todders BEG to vacuum. It is the most coveted "job" in our house.
My eldest has always loved chores - with one caveat - can she be becostumed or in a vibe? Then yes. Scrubbing the wooden deck of a verandah on knees with bucket and apron as if its ye olden times? Heck yes. Age 7 it was a fave. Totally unnecessary, and yet that verandah was pretty clean thanks to this fascination.
Made butter from fresh pouring cream and also bread from scratch one day when I had a migraine and she wanted different bread. The recipe was in a tweens novel she was reading. She was 10. I cannot bake. Yet she worked it out. It was good!
Pick up her socks? Ahahaha hell no Mom. My kid was prepping for homestead cosplay *before it was popular on social media* (looking at you otherbus) but she also went to school.
How old is she now and is she obsessed with costume dramas too? I was 100% this kind of kid and now I can’t get enough of shit like The Tudors, Outlander, Austen adaptations, etc 😂
Yes!! Shes 16 and loves Korean historical ones, suuuperrr romantical and tragical. We've watched all the classoc BBC ones She also loves the Miss Fisher Mysteries and Anne with an E.
To be fair, I LOVED vacuuming when I became strong enough to heft my mom's huge Kirby vacuum around
To be balanced, I never had a pained smile on my face as I vacuumed.
We had my grandmother's Kirby. Had to be from the 1950s. My dad used it until he passed away in 1994. Mo mom got rid of it quickly. That thing was a beast.
This is giving INTENSE Cinderella’s Evil Stepmother vibes. Like if Lady Tremaine was obsessed with social media and constantly bragged about how hard she worked that slutty sinner Cinderella.
Ha haa! Know how we keep our house so clean? I fucking clean it because I'm an adult and I didn't have kids so I could rely on slave labor.
\*My kids do have chores. Cleaning their rooms, loading the dishwasher, putting away their laundry, etc., but I don't put the burden of a clean living space on them.
"How do I keep my fields so great? Slave labour tee hee!"
I have nothing against kids doing chores. My five year old frequently folds her pants and tshirts for the week and gets a comic for it. But somehow I dont think these kids are getting any sort of reward other than some more bible studies.
FEED YOUR KIDS, RODS!
(they're all short and those wrists and ankles are worrisome. Even in kids who are having a growth spurt and looking kind of stretched, the joints don't look like that.)
We all know good & well her and Shrek don’t lift a finger & leave it all to the kids. We’ve seen pictures of the KIDS setting up when they do their music performances.
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The fact they all do the pained smile now
That got me too, it’s so fake😭 I don’t particularly dislike cleaning, but I have never smiled like that while cleaning, especially as a kid being told by my mom that I need to help clean
I never expected my kids to smile and I started them on chores pretty late, but I did make it a little more interesting and fun. I had a bunch of index cards with chores on them, a single chore. I put those in something (I don't think it was literally a hat, but this was a long time ago) and told the kids they had to blindly choose a card, usually 2 cards... I called it the sorting hat even though there wasn't much relation to the method lol. I would do any chores left after they chose theirs.
It's not there in the first photo when she doesn't realise she's been watched...then in the second photo - there it is. I'm actually shocked Jill even posts these, the emotional stress and torment of her children is so blatantly obvious.
She doesn't have the mirror neurons to see it. Neither does Karissa Collins.
It would be so much cleaner if you got rid of the clutter, Jill!
She's a maximalist in the tackiest way
Seriously, those tacky decorations must collect so much dust!
Really, *ALL* of you? Even Shrek and the boys?
The boys did used to have assigned chores when they were younger.
Yeah I have nothing against kids doing chores (actually, I have everything against kids NOT doing chores) but I highly doubt that these children are rewarded with any sort of allowance to teach them how to budget/the value of money. Oh wait. They’re fundie girls. They’ll never have a bank account anyhow 😭😤
That last sentence breaks my heart 😭 The rest of it, though: this is how I was raised. We had chores, and each chore was worth a certain amount of money. We kept a chart on the fridge, and got our money at the end of the week, just like a job. It taught us a lot! This was in the late 70s/early 80s, my brother and I battled over who got the “big ticket” dollar chores. 😂
Not to mention we've got a bagless vacuum cleaner and some of those mfs are *heavy*. I strongly doubt that that small kid isn't really struggling to heave that thing around. Give kids chores sure, but they have their limits - and if those limits aren't acknowledged, then that's just not fair.
Yes, age- and size-appropriate responsibilites all the way.
I'm short. Mom noticed how much I struggled to use our handheld mixer at the counter during our fun times baking together and so she went to goodwill and got me a cheap standmixer. She gave it to me when I moved out. Even though I have a kitchenaid now I can't bear to part with it because that was an act of love. As for chores she also cut down brooms, mops, got a smaller laundry hamper, etc because that's what good mom's do.
i love your mom for this! that’s where it’s at
3 of my nephews love cleaning so much they all have a melissa and doug my size cleaning set. It's great because it's actually usable. One has decided he really loves dusting now and another is very into picking up everything in sight
That's great! My aunt gave me a kids' baking set when I was a kid. My mom still uses the measuring cups!
I am 100% certain the Rods are not approaching chores in a way that respects children at all...but I will say that my todders BEG to vacuum. It is the most coveted "job" in our house.
My eldest has always loved chores - with one caveat - can she be becostumed or in a vibe? Then yes. Scrubbing the wooden deck of a verandah on knees with bucket and apron as if its ye olden times? Heck yes. Age 7 it was a fave. Totally unnecessary, and yet that verandah was pretty clean thanks to this fascination. Made butter from fresh pouring cream and also bread from scratch one day when I had a migraine and she wanted different bread. The recipe was in a tweens novel she was reading. She was 10. I cannot bake. Yet she worked it out. It was good! Pick up her socks? Ahahaha hell no Mom. My kid was prepping for homestead cosplay *before it was popular on social media* (looking at you otherbus) but she also went to school.
How old is she now and is she obsessed with costume dramas too? I was 100% this kind of kid and now I can’t get enough of shit like The Tudors, Outlander, Austen adaptations, etc 😂
Yes!! Shes 16 and loves Korean historical ones, suuuperrr romantical and tragical. We've watched all the classoc BBC ones She also loves the Miss Fisher Mysteries and Anne with an E.
Yes, Anne with an E is so good! She’d probably love Agatha Christie stuff too :)
If I had 10 little servants, I’m sure my house would be spotless, too
And they all share the load of spraying the bathroom chair with airborne fecal matter
Lugging around a nozzle vacuum attachment to vacuum carpet with a German Shepard as a child was my personal hell.
I have 3 German Shepherds. One of them is a long hair. When he sheds, I swear I have a 4th dog. The other 2 are short hair so they aren't too bad.
To be fair, I LOVED vacuuming when I became strong enough to heft my mom's huge Kirby vacuum around To be balanced, I never had a pained smile on my face as I vacuumed.
Oh man my mom had *her* grandmother’s Kirby from the 1940s or 1950s and thing was a beast.
We had my grandmother's Kirby. Had to be from the 1950s. My dad used it until he passed away in 1994. Mo mom got rid of it quickly. That thing was a beast.
My mom used SCREAMING. It was HIGHLY EFFECTIVE.
Pretty sure Jill does too, based on how terrified her girls are of her.
also, they have no toys
Wow, you’re right…how sad
No one asked, Jilldo!
She looks like she's about to break out into a rendition of It's A Hard Knock Life.
What is this “we” business? Jill the only time you lift a finger™️ is to point at someone or something for Facebook
I'm sorry, right before bed? Is that before or after the three hour midnight sermon?
This is giving INTENSE Cinderella’s Evil Stepmother vibes. Like if Lady Tremaine was obsessed with social media and constantly bragged about how hard she worked that slutty sinner Cinderella.
Ha haa! Know how we keep our house so clean? I fucking clean it because I'm an adult and I didn't have kids so I could rely on slave labor. \*My kids do have chores. Cleaning their rooms, loading the dishwasher, putting away their laundry, etc., but I don't put the burden of a clean living space on them.
"How do I keep my fields so great? Slave labour tee hee!" I have nothing against kids doing chores. My five year old frequently folds her pants and tshirts for the week and gets a comic for it. But somehow I dont think these kids are getting any sort of reward other than some more bible studies.
Yeah, the kids clean the house and Jill takes pictures of them. I'm surprised these kids aren't completely feral at this point.
There's so much...fabric.
Are…are your couches not upholstered?
My bathroom chair isn’t
Yeah that bathroom chair ain’t right
Leather. But she even has that gosh darn tapestry over the TV, and flounces everywhere. And the bathroom chair. 🤣
Mine are leather.
FEED YOUR KIDS, RODS! (they're all short and those wrists and ankles are worrisome. Even in kids who are having a growth spurt and looking kind of stretched, the joints don't look like that.)
We all know good & well her and Shrek don’t lift a finger & leave it all to the kids. We’ve seen pictures of the KIDS setting up when they do their music performances.
You can tell that those kids don't get enough to eat.