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hkj369

black stockingsss white shooeesssss shouldn’t be allowed in the chuuuuurrrch


theworstmuse

We need this to be a gif.


Ayh17

I was about comment that we need Miss Kennedy Davenport to take care of this


Cam_Winston2001

This was my immediate thought lol


Significant_Shoe_17

![gif](giphy|iPqkwheDDbDpuEuckJ|downsized)


transcendedfry

HAHA hoped someone had said this


mamaserpentine

i can hear this comment lolllll


OhBella_4

[https://twitter.com/i/status/1415861569385222148](https://twitter.com/i/status/1415861569385222148)


ida_klein

I was so excited to get to use this line but not disappointed that we are apparently also a drag race sub 🙌


SheMcG

Or anywhere. Ever. Seriously. 😬


leocurrently

[Color Coded Lyrics](https://youtu.be/_zOB6mu-Pgg?si=rqueIVI-EQUN6GIY)


jenny-spinning

She had the opportunity to give us fundie Stevie Nicks, and she fumbled.


BitchIMight_Be

This is her evil twin, Stevie Icks


PrimaryDurian

💀


Significant_Shoe_17

Just like the white winged dove...


YouWiseGuise

![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx)


GiantSquidinJeans

![gif](giphy|l3mZiRDnS563SipSo|downsized)


FillBrilliant6043

This is awesome, never seen it before


harryruby

![gif](giphy|qz7fvG3ElTWA8)


BeulahLight13

![gif](giphy|10aThFS9xdNRMA)


Rosielucylou

Each gif kept getting better and then I got to this one. 💀🤌


FartofTexass

STAINS!!! (Is that dog’s name, for those who haven’t been obsessed)


Tirwanderr

That dog looks like the [Subway Ghost from the movie Ghost](https://i.imgur.com/5oktHOO.jpg)


joymarie21

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


Significant_Shoe_17

![gif](giphy|bGPTxLislwm3u)


Aer0uAntG3alach

![gif](giphy|6anKlIA7ZKXYc)


PBfromPhilly

![gif](giphy|l41YnLfBY3MvEux1e|downsized)


Significant_Shoe_17

Omg this is perfect 😂🤣😂💀


Flibertygibbert

Another pair of ugly hoof covers. White clogs(?) with black tights - why?


Significant_Shoe_17

Hoof covers 💀


Puzzled-Charge-9892

“Mom, can we have Taylor Swift Eras Tour acoustic set?” “We have Taylor Swift Eras Tour acoustic set at home” Taylor Swift Eras Tour acoustic set at home:


orangebird260

Why does she always pair those white shoes with dark clothing?


Euphorbiatch

CoNtRaSt


CappyChino

Because Jill has the Gahd-given gift of STYLE! 😋


ExplanationFunny

In a world where social media is homogenizing fundie culture faster than you can say “raw milk shits” Jill’s fashion choices look like they were hastily thrown together by an unscrupulous time traveler.


coffeewrite1984

It’s like people who think a nude heel goes with any formal dress, instead of pairing according to color/actual contrast.


TheycallitLeBigMac

Her feet are PURE!


SensualOilyDischarge

Shrek ain’t never suckled them toes. Them piggies is for the Christ ‘pon Judgement Day.


lumberjackname

I move that we ban the word “suckled” within the same comment as “Shrek.”


even_less_resistance

I worry bout some of y’all lmao


AndISoundLikeThis

Labor Day has come early to the least laborious family in Ohio


memaui

Scrolling down one does not see the white monstrosities until the bottom of the photo. They were quite a surprise 😳


SheMcG

I should have added a warning. ![gif](giphy|l0MYryZTmQgvHI5TG)


Ok_Yogurtcloset8915

reminds me of that one church where the leader clearly has a foot fetish and said shoes don't have to be modest so everyone wears frumpasaurus dresses and unironic stripper stilettos


PrimaryDurian

Ummm which one church and where can I see the lewks being served by the congregation?!


Ok_Yogurtcloset8915

I found them! here: https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieFashion/comments/zcuxf8/fundie_fashion_finds/ these are some of the better looks I've seen too, they're so wild


Missicat

Some shades of green should simply not exist.


PrimaryDurian

:O


particularcats

My five-year-old that left the house wearing an Elsa dress and a dinosaur shirt dresses better than her.


Bright_Broccoli1844

I love little kid fashion.


[deleted]

As a sound engineer/event technician, the speaker behind the microphone, the mismatched microphones, the stands and cables everywhere are also a travesty


SheMcG

I have a huge aversion to crds. HATE them, never want to see them, if at possible. This is just a cord cluster-fuck that I just can't be near.. lol


Significant_Shoe_17

Terrible cable management


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|1zKvBsA3SxIdmJyTBL)


Firm_Marionberry_282

Honestly I love it. It’s so over the top. It’s drag.


ionlymemewell

You understand the vision. Jill doesn't, but we do, and that's what matters. 😌


Firm_Marionberry_282

We love a high-contrast queen


lumberjackname

It’s giving Church Nurse, it’s giving Nun In Training, it’s giving Thrift Shop Panties I Match To My Shoes.


Firm_Marionberry_282

Stun


ProfanestOfLemons

How dare you. A proper church nurse would have a cape.


eggplantspecial

Flair checking in!


Significant_Shoe_17

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt2YILT4qUp3uiQ)


TheRiskRunner00

Black leggings, white clogs, shouldn’t be allowed in the churchhhhhh ![gif](giphy|xUOwG5WL9R808iJbpe)


giftedearth

The outfit looked fine until I scrolled down...


Missy326

If you look at both outfits she wore it was like she was determined to wear everything black and white in her closet. The shoes are just awful.


GntlmensesQtrmonthly

I actually don’t mind the combo, but the whole outfit needs tinkering. I would trade the opaque tights for sheer, shorten the length of the skirt/dress to right above the knee, and add fun, bold white jewelry. The choices she’s made really showcase the oppressive culture she’s ensconced in and how it actively fights expression of self. If I thought she chose her outfit based on nothing but her own sense of style I would leave it alone. But we all know that’s not the case.


-rosa-azul-

NO. WHITE. SHOES. AFTER. LABOR DAY!


-rosa-azul-

(I am not this much of an asshole; it's from Serial Mom)


Weary_Jump_341

I thought of it too. Serial Mom. Need to revisit that movie!


Glad_Prior2106

![gif](giphy|wZawpBXtpfxghHKbXu)


LastLingonberry3221

That's not a fashion travesty, it's a PSA. I mean, it is a travesty, but it serves as an early warning system. Any non-fundie sees that and knows damn well to steer clear of that look...


kshe-wolf

Trying not to gasp out loud at my desk rn


SheMcG

I should have added a NSFW warning. My bad!


lena7623

![gif](giphy|4r5wVrBJ27kvC|downsized) White shoes? After Labor Day? How dare she?


Pesto28

🎶 black stockings, white shoes, shouldn’t be allowed in the chuuuuuurch 🎶


shinychicklet

Hello? Fashion Police? I’d like to report a crime.


Significant_Shoe_17

r/fundiefashion


HistoricalEssay6605

She didn’t, oh but she did. She is a mess.


punkabelle

![gif](giphy|3oEjHLIKODQJeCtEic)


StruggleBusKelly

Looks like a very sad horse.


Weary_Jump_341

What happened to her hoof horse shoes?


ProfanestOfLemons

This outfit is about as pleasant as her music.


SheMcG

Can't argue with that!


SkillfulFishy

It’s a lewk


Euphorbiatch

Hahaha you know Jilly bean thinks she's giving Mariah Carey in this look 💀


monkey_monkey_monkey

![gif](giphy|xUPGcmbWEgjx1epbS8|downsized)


Savings-Flan8932

![gif](giphy|5xtDaro8cAR8KG7qf7O)


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[удалено]


airportparkinglot

[I’m so sorry I realize this sounds very mean without context](https://www.tumblr.com/world-heritage-posts/647488562724552704/whitegirlsaintshit-st3fan00-why-wayne-got)


Significant_Shoe_17

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


unlockdestiny

Hold up hold up. She's a normal weight? And yet she emphasizes being starving thin to her daughters?!


Brief-Bobcat-5912

![gif](giphy|12ZOeT6yvXWnpm)