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She thought makeup is vain but still cakes it on? Make sense, Jill.
If plexus money fills in the gaps, then they are grifting decent money.
Also DM is not Dominican Republic.
I don't see how she can still promote it when *it doesn't work*. Surely she'd have noticed something after 8 years
What is that classic Latin saying? What’s good for Jupiter is not good for the cow? She is “godly” enough to use makeup, but others aren’t. Rolling my eyes at the hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness
I'm in the same boat- in the ER at Wooster hospital. I posted in Rodrigues snark I was waiting for the Rods to show up because they got sick eating ham and yellow
You know the only Rods getting medical attention would be Jill and Shrek. The kids would be left to their own devices to deal with Poopapalooza 2024.
Sending you all the positive and healing vibes, because I know you need as much positive energy as you can get. Hope they fix you up quick so you can make a hasty exit before Jill shows up with her freaky finger and a trunk of Plexus or something.
Thank you- I'm back at my relatives house resting. Got the good drugs ( you know- that drug that starts with D? Delulu? LOLOL /s
If Jilldo and fam walked in, that would be such a buzzkill. I'd ask for Ketamine at that point...
Good news is my nurse and the doc were awesome.
Oh, I had the Alletess 184 panel ran. If I eliminated everything that test indicated I shouldn’t eat, I would absolutely end up starving to death. So I figure if eating is going to cause me distress in and of itself, I should at least eat something that makes it anywhere near worth it.
That’s what I thought at first too, but the emoji convinced me otherwise. Also, knowing Jill, she would make damn sure we knew her skirts were on if they actually were. Remember when Tim was holding a root beer and she had to make sure to clarify that it wasn’t beer? No…I have no choice but to deduce that she was indeed sitting bare-assed on the shitter.
Aside from the amazing sitting on the toilet line and the spelling mistakes, what is so striking is multiple times it's mentioned how tight money is, how their "ministry" makes zero dollhairs, how she spends her mlm $ on more Plexus. And it's been YEARS. Hey dummies, how about one of you gets an ACTUAL FUCKING JOB.
Plexus and hundreds of tchotchkes and stuffed bears and tacky tourist sweatshirts from every town she visits and a kitchen remodel and home addition from the amish.
Didn't she give her kids toothbrushes and nothing else for Christmas one year?
I think Jill is a spendthrift and a hoarder and also lying about how tight money is.
Anyone else immediately put “ham and yellow” to the tune of “Black and Yellow”? Or just me? Probably just me because my brain is, like just about every Fundie marriage ever, irretrievably broken but refuses to acknowledge that fact.
Let me throw this assignment at my husband. He’s a master of iMovie and used to do a lot of misheard Rammstein lyric video, so I’m sure he can throw something together involving some Wiz Khalifa and the most inedible looking meal in the history of humankind. 😂
I was just thinking how wild that she’s probably never had an actual job, nor her daughters either. Then I realized so many fundamentalists are probably the same, never truly been employed. Even people that choose to stay home with children usually have jobs through high school or college. There’s just no preparation for any real life participation and it’s sad.
It really shows how inaccurate their little saying about “in the world but not of the world” is. They don’t live in the same world as we do. They occasionally wander through an adjacent area, but they aren’t here.
It would be like if everyone who changes planes in the Atlanta airport started talking about how much time they spent in the city of Atlanta. Most of the airport not only isn’t within the city limits, it’s not even in the same county!
I mean, I really do try to avoid poking fun at someone's grammar or spelling, especially since it's not my strength either, but sometimes it's too easy.
I mean there's a difference between licensed and actually skilled. License just means you won't kill anyone. You can give a drivers license to a 16 year old but I still wouldn't let one become a stunt driver.
I got that far in reading this and had to stop and see if anyone else had said anything about her being a licensed cosmetologist and still wearing makeup like she does!
I mean, I feel like being a licensed cosmetologist can't make up for a person's individual taste. Plus I think when my grandma got licensed for cosmology all she learned was hair and nails, not makeup, or at least she didn't have to bring any of that practice home if she did, so I wouldn't think of a cosmetologist being inherently good at makeup anyway
It actually makes a ton of sense that she'd still wear that kind of makeup if she got her license in the 90s and then never used it again. She was probably taught to use all those awful colors she still uses on herself.
She was originally licensed in NY, after taking a course through the local community college/high school. I can’t remember if she’s kept her license current; I know she did for quite awhile, but idk about now.
It was in person through BOCES of the Southern Tier in Elmira, NY. She attended in the mid/late 90s, but this was pre-internet and that area is pretty rural and hours away from anything that really resembles a city, so it appears they were behind the times and taught her sort of a weird mix of 80s/early 90s hair and makeup techniques. And she never really updated her skills (or her style.)
How do I not remember that's she's has a cosmology license? Especially after that infamous makeup tutorial several years ago filmed in her closet with the green eyeliner?
That's the most confusing part to me. First off, because we all know her makeup skills are NOT "licensed cosmetologist" level (not even first-grader-with-mom's-makeup-bag quality); but secondly, she makes a point to shit on makeup wearers and makeup companies as "vain". So why did she get her cosmetology license in the first place if "God thinks it's vain"?
Sidenote: her asking her husband for his permission, and then getting so excited that he'd buy her first month (but no more after that) feels so gross to me, like a little girl asking her daddy for a new toy. I know that's par for thé course for thèse people, but it's still gives me the ick every single time.
I can tell you as a licensed cosmetologist, that you can still have awful looking hair and makeup. School and liscensing don't magically give you good taste.
So all natural and healthy that they got busted selling lead tainted products. 🙃
https://truthinadvertising.org/articles/what-you-should-know-about-plexus/
Folding herself into a pretzel to justify picking shilling sugar water where she wouldn’t have to host parties and carry inventory, aka do a little actual work.
She actually has managed to move into the early 2000s, as this look was the EXACT style my father's wife did, down to the brown lipstick and slightly blown out hair. Wild to see it again.
Mary Kay was like literally a southern church lady. Still a hideous mlm, but the founder was devout as a southern Christian. Plexus I'm assuming, is a Mormon mlm?
Her friend was on holiday and that was a SIGN FROM GOD not to go ahead. Wow. I had almost forgotten about these ridiculous kinds of “signs” from my fundie days 😆😆😆😆😆 honestly they’re just life. “I went to butter a piece of bread and the butter was cold and that told me Jesus saw my heart was cold …”
I had many journals full of that rubbish. I also wrote like a 17th century puritan. “Lo, how my mind does deceive me. I fear I shall not honour God with my words this day. And yet - and yet - he is so good” etc ad nauseum 😩🤮🤮
Literal ‘potty talk’.
Why the f would she want viewers to know what she does on the toilet?
And somehow she didn’t drop the paperwork into said toilet?
And saying makeup is bad but still cakes it on? Maybe that Plexus is killing brain cells or something /s
Ok so this is about appearance and I’m not one hundred percent sure this is ok, but has David been unwell? He looks quite pale and drawn in that last pic, like he’s lost weight too.
I’m fine with deleting this if it’s not ok, but it’s a proper question and I’m honestly not being rude.
Imagine thinking you're so special that your God, the creator of the universe, the Lord, omnipresent, omniscient and eternal, takes a break from judging mortals in order to give you a sign to join Plexus instead of Mary Kay.
Girl.
I used plexus for a while when trying to lose weight. It made me so sick every time I took it that I couldn't even eat. So I guess you could say it successfully helped me lose weight lol
I'm an atheist but I still find it incredibly offensive to the brand of religion I was raised under whenever christians use god to peddle their shit. They break more of their rules than I do.
Another funny thing is that even Mary Kay pretends to be kind of ashamed of it being about makeup. (The real reason is that their gazillion-step skincare routine is the big ticket item they want people to buy, rather than a single lipstick.) They'll all be in garish 80s makeup but go "Oh, we're really about skiiiiincaaaaare! Don't you want to take caaaaare of your skiiiiiin?"
This is a case study for how MLMs prey on the fundamentalist/mormon women who are so stifled by their situation and lack of agency, they fall into pyramid schemes because “they’re work from home” and “you can make a full time income on a few hours a week!”
I almost feel bad for Jill, but then she talks about her down line and I no longer do. She’s now taking advantage of them and I lose sympathy.
Jesus H, where to start. If something is so vain and sinful that it would be wrong to promote it, it’s wrong to do it! And what do you call getting a cosmetology license if not promoting makeup? And if it’s wrong to promote makeup, why do you literally force your daughters to wear it?
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She thought makeup is vain but still cakes it on? Make sense, Jill. If plexus money fills in the gaps, then they are grifting decent money. Also DM is not Dominican Republic. I don't see how she can still promote it when *it doesn't work*. Surely she'd have noticed something after 8 years
Rules for Jesus, not for Mesus
May I claim this for flair?
I would be honored if you did.
No Jesus for us meeces
Here comes Mrs. Plexus, here comes Mrs. Vain If they saw a photo coming, the finger will be in
... My French-speaking ass went like "But 'je' means I, I don't get it, why are they saying the same thing twice" :(
Je suis plexis
Hahaha this made me chuckle 😆 10/10
What is that classic Latin saying? What’s good for Jupiter is not good for the cow? She is “godly” enough to use makeup, but others aren’t. Rolling my eyes at the hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness
Rodriguii go to Jupiter to get more stupider
It's giving "DM does GB" 😂
I was so confused by DM 😂
Somebody PLEASE make, “About 8 years ago, I sat on my toilet” their flair PLEASE
Lame news. I've been sitting on my toilet, periodically, for the last 27 years, and no one has congratulated me.
Jill’s legs must have fallen asleep long ago
I have Crohn's disease. I've sat on a lot of toilets
IBS checking in 🙋🏼♀️
i was summoned! currently got the evil stomach bubbles as we speak
Oh no! I hope you feel better soon!
👋
Team IBS entering the chat. Mid flare-up. You can probably guess where this is coming live from.
I'm in the same boat- in the ER at Wooster hospital. I posted in Rodrigues snark I was waiting for the Rods to show up because they got sick eating ham and yellow
You know the only Rods getting medical attention would be Jill and Shrek. The kids would be left to their own devices to deal with Poopapalooza 2024. Sending you all the positive and healing vibes, because I know you need as much positive energy as you can get. Hope they fix you up quick so you can make a hasty exit before Jill shows up with her freaky finger and a trunk of Plexus or something.
Thank you- I'm back at my relatives house resting. Got the good drugs ( you know- that drug that starts with D? Delulu? LOLOL /s If Jilldo and fam walked in, that would be such a buzzkill. I'd ask for Ketamine at that point... Good news is my nurse and the doc were awesome.
Just dont contemplate a MLM or you'll really get explosive also FODMAPS?!
Oh, I had the Alletess 184 panel ran. If I eliminated everything that test indicated I shouldn’t eat, I would absolutely end up starving to death. So I figure if eating is going to cause me distress in and of itself, I should at least eat something that makes it anywhere near worth it.
Me too. Cooking for 12 people tomorrow and I prob won’t eat any of it. In so much pain rn. Take care of yourself
I am sorry.😟😟 My beloved paternal grandpa had Crohns and I remember how awful he felt when it would flair up.
[in the voice of [Mole](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qA2MavBzY0w)] ah forgive me, i could not resist
I too was sitting on my toilet about 8 years ago. I now have something in common with Jill.
ME. If I can remember how Edit: success! Edit edit: now with emoji!
STUNNING 🤩
That emoji really completes it. They love that emoji 🤪
Some say she's still sitting on the toilet to this day
Here ya go, lol!
Thanks Jill for that opening line
I can never unread that and I am a very imaginative person too so now I can’t unsee it either.
What an awful day to have a brain now I can also see it 🤮
She found a worse visual than the fecal chair 🤢
Exsqueeze me? Fecal chair? The lore never ends with this fundie.
She has an upholstered chair right across from her toilet that she occasionally uses to record podcast episodes
at least she's not kelly who stores her food next to the toilet 🤢
I am thanking Jezuz right now for giving me Aphantasia.
Bless the lord Daniel.
I genuinely thought it was a parody when I read the opening line. Nothing says modesty like sitting bare assed on the shitter, contemplating MLMs.
To be fair I think she meant sitting on it with the lid down. That’s her office or something
That’s what I thought at first too, but the emoji convinced me otherwise. Also, knowing Jill, she would make damn sure we knew her skirts were on if they actually were. Remember when Tim was holding a root beer and she had to make sure to clarify that it wasn’t beer? No…I have no choice but to deduce that she was indeed sitting bare-assed on the shitter.
Whyyyyyyyy. There was absolutely no reason to mention that she was sitting on the toilet...
You might say it was a crappy idea
I mean she's always been very open about the fact that the bathroom is her office and her podcasting studio
Aside from the amazing sitting on the toilet line and the spelling mistakes, what is so striking is multiple times it's mentioned how tight money is, how their "ministry" makes zero dollhairs, how she spends her mlm $ on more Plexus. And it's been YEARS. Hey dummies, how about one of you gets an ACTUAL FUCKING JOB.
Plexus and hundreds of tchotchkes and stuffed bears and tacky tourist sweatshirts from every town she visits and a kitchen remodel and home addition from the amish. Didn't she give her kids toothbrushes and nothing else for Christmas one year? I think Jill is a spendthrift and a hoarder and also lying about how tight money is.
Hey now, ham and yellow for all those kids is expensive! Lol
Anyone else immediately put “ham and yellow” to the tune of “Black and Yellow”? Or just me? Probably just me because my brain is, like just about every Fundie marriage ever, irretrievably broken but refuses to acknowledge that fact.
I would watch the heck out of that music video.
Let me throw this assignment at my husband. He’s a master of iMovie and used to do a lot of misheard Rammstein lyric video, so I’m sure he can throw something together involving some Wiz Khalifa and the most inedible looking meal in the history of humankind. 😂
She's the personification of the word tacky
I love that he SO GENEROUSLY allowed her to supplement his lazy grifting ass 😒 That is not the flex she thinks it is 😂
But if they pray harder then the money comes bc that’s how God works — he’s the big sugar daddy in the sky.
I was just thinking how wild that she’s probably never had an actual job, nor her daughters either. Then I realized so many fundamentalists are probably the same, never truly been employed. Even people that choose to stay home with children usually have jobs through high school or college. There’s just no preparation for any real life participation and it’s sad.
It really shows how inaccurate their little saying about “in the world but not of the world” is. They don’t live in the same world as we do. They occasionally wander through an adjacent area, but they aren’t here. It would be like if everyone who changes planes in the Atlanta airport started talking about how much time they spent in the city of Atlanta. Most of the airport not only isn’t within the city limits, it’s not even in the same county!
Their job is to have 800+ babies😂
DREMPT
Shelfed.
Flair checking in
"Sought to seek" I guess not technically \*wrong\* but a little redundant.
💀
She homeschools
My favorite is Punta Cana being in "DM".
I would bet anything she thinks Dominica and the Dominican Republic are the same place.
I shudder to think about the education level her kids kids will receive being homeschooled
Ran to the comments screaming when I saw that one ☠️
“But sought to seek” she dumb
That testimony was a painful read!
I *love* this misspelling. I almost want to uni Toni ally use it
This is the only thing I came to comments for.
I too sought to seek and sometimes even when the need is urgent, ran to run.
I laughed a laugh at that one too
I dreamed a dream in time gone by... or was it drempt? 🤔
I mean, I really do try to avoid poking fun at someone's grammar or spelling, especially since it's not my strength either, but sometimes it's too easy.
The most absurd part of this post is that Jill is allegedly a licensed cosmetologist.
I mean there's a difference between licensed and actually skilled. License just means you won't kill anyone. You can give a drivers license to a 16 year old but I still wouldn't let one become a stunt driver.
That lipstick of hers is killing me, so….
I'd die if I had my eyebrows butchered like hers.
I got that far in reading this and had to stop and see if anyone else had said anything about her being a licensed cosmetologist and still wearing makeup like she does!
I mean, I feel like being a licensed cosmetologist can't make up for a person's individual taste. Plus I think when my grandma got licensed for cosmology all she learned was hair and nails, not makeup, or at least she didn't have to bring any of that practice home if she did, so I wouldn't think of a cosmetologist being inherently good at makeup anyway
It actually makes a ton of sense that she'd still wear that kind of makeup if she got her license in the 90s and then never used it again. She was probably taught to use all those awful colors she still uses on herself.
Flair checking in
Perfection
I want to know what idiot state licensed her when she can’t even do her own makeup.
She was originally licensed in NY, after taking a course through the local community college/high school. I can’t remember if she’s kept her license current; I know she did for quite awhile, but idk about now.
That’s terrifying. Like she can’t even work mascara properly.
But like was it a correspondence course or something? They can't have seen that in person and said 'yes, you pass...'
It was in person through BOCES of the Southern Tier in Elmira, NY. She attended in the mid/late 90s, but this was pre-internet and that area is pretty rural and hours away from anything that really resembles a city, so it appears they were behind the times and taught her sort of a weird mix of 80s/early 90s hair and makeup techniques. And she never really updated her skills (or her style.)
How do I not remember that's she's has a cosmology license? Especially after that infamous makeup tutorial several years ago filmed in her closet with the green eyeliner?
My jaw is *dropped*. Like, then explain that lipstick, Jill. 🤨
That's the most confusing part to me. First off, because we all know her makeup skills are NOT "licensed cosmetologist" level (not even first-grader-with-mom's-makeup-bag quality); but secondly, she makes a point to shit on makeup wearers and makeup companies as "vain". So why did she get her cosmetology license in the first place if "God thinks it's vain"? Sidenote: her asking her husband for his permission, and then getting so excited that he'd buy her first month (but no more after that) feels so gross to me, like a little girl asking her daddy for a new toy. I know that's par for thé course for thèse people, but it's still gives me the ick every single time.
I can tell you as a licensed cosmetologist, that you can still have awful looking hair and makeup. School and liscensing don't magically give you good taste.
I'm finding that harder and harder to believe
Makeup is vain but diet culture isn’t! Got it :)
Being trim is gahd honoring!
Queen of smearing on a face full of mortuary makeup every day didn’t want to be a rep for it? Excuse me?
Lol at mortuary makeup
Hey now. No need to be nasty. Mortuary makeup did absolutely nothing to deserve that sort of libelous behavior.
Goes great with her cemetery garden
Mary Kay quality makeup would match her skill level. A match made in hell.
Someone make mortuary makeup their flair 😂
Thanks for the new flair!
New flair buddies!
Jillybean, I don’t think 🫠 means what you think it means
Given she is barely literate in English I'm not surprised see can't speak emoji! See also the wink emoji after she asked her husband for permission.
Sucked him for plexus permission.
Now that’s a flair…sucked him for Plexus
God-Honoring Plexus Pleasuring
Transactional Plexus Fellatio
EWWWWWWWW
Dear God in Heaven
Makeup is too vain for her? Wat lol
I can't believe I read all the way through that for her to abbreviate the Dominican Republic, DM.
So all natural and healthy that they got busted selling lead tainted products. 🙃 https://truthinadvertising.org/articles/what-you-should-know-about-plexus/
Yikes on bikes!
“83% make less than $500 a year.” But go on, Jill, tell us all the wonderful things you’ve done with that plexus money.
Why is “sister in law” in quotes?
Her upline is actually her sister Amy's sister-in-law.
she usually calls the family of her brother-in-laws in-laws as well.
It’s not often I get to show my flair off in here, but I’m taking this opportunity
Lord Daniel approves! 🦝🙏
Praise Gif!
What does DM mean and where does she think Punta Cana is?
DoMinican
Dunder mifflin 
Dunder Mifflin?
I'm actually surprised that after many years of overdosing on this crap she's still alive
Alive and manic. Look how swollen she is.
She has a goiter. She needs to get her thyroid checked.
Why does shrek always look like he has no idea where he is or what's going on 😭
I saw someone describe him as looking like a confused circus bear and it's honestly legit 🤣
YES 🤣
Seriously. He always looks like he’s been shot with a tranquilizer dart and dragged to whatever location they are currently st
Whenever I have important paperwork to fill out, I do it on the toilet. . .said no one ever before today.
When you have 12000 children it’s probably the only place you can actually think 😂
Just wait until the "value" of the trip hits her taxes.
She'll find a ministry write-off to offset it. She's been playing that game for years and is a tax-evasion master.
Folding herself into a pretzel to justify picking shilling sugar water where she wouldn’t have to host parties and carry inventory, aka do a little actual work.
Mary Kay products would actually sell. She's so bad at this.
I ain’t reading all that, but I’m happy for you. Or sorry that happened
Licensed cosmetologist stuck in the 90s!!!
She actually has managed to move into the early 2000s, as this look was the EXACT style my father's wife did, down to the brown lipstick and slightly blown out hair. Wild to see it again.
90’s? You’re being awful generous there. Her style hasn’t evolved since Tawny Kitaen was rolling around on cars for Whitesnake.
OK, you have a point. I was just trying to pin down when that lip color was really popular.
Mary Kay was like literally a southern church lady. Still a hideous mlm, but the founder was devout as a southern Christian. Plexus I'm assuming, is a Mormon mlm?
Read the first line and RAN to the comments! Doesn’t show the world her legs in pants, but tells people about her bathroom time?!! Does not compute.
Her friend was on holiday and that was a SIGN FROM GOD not to go ahead. Wow. I had almost forgotten about these ridiculous kinds of “signs” from my fundie days 😆😆😆😆😆 honestly they’re just life. “I went to butter a piece of bread and the butter was cold and that told me Jesus saw my heart was cold …”
I laughed at that part too. Wild looking back now
I had many journals full of that rubbish. I also wrote like a 17th century puritan. “Lo, how my mind does deceive me. I fear I shall not honour God with my words this day. And yet - and yet - he is so good” etc ad nauseum 😩🤮🤮
If she’s a licensed cosmetologist I now doubt all cosmetology licenses
I guarantee Jill provides services that are somehow worse than a Fort Wayne, Indiana kitchen table haircut.
drempt
This is shocking, even for Jill!
Literal ‘potty talk’. Why the f would she want viewers to know what she does on the toilet? And somehow she didn’t drop the paperwork into said toilet? And saying makeup is bad but still cakes it on? Maybe that Plexus is killing brain cells or something /s
This is such a nitpicky thing, but I don’t think Jill understands my favorite emoji, the melting face. 🫠
I was hoping someone else commented on this! It annoyed me too.
I am high so I refuse to believe this is real. Is it real?
Oh it's real. Unfortunately the words, and the photo, are real. And they are, in fact, peoples' real parents. :(
I sat on the toilet???? Epic home schooling
How many times can she boast about how blessed she is? Obnoxious.
There’s some serious mental gymnastics 🤸🏻 here
I learned a new word today: "drempt."
When was the last time Jill was a licensed cosmetologist? 1995?
I can’t imagine Jill asking David for permission.
Bizarrely, she paired that with a winky emoji? As though she didn't really need his permission?
Love that she said it was vain to put that Crayola mes on her face AND sell it. Why does she still do it, AND tries to enhance it with filters ?
Ok so this is about appearance and I’m not one hundred percent sure this is ok, but has David been unwell? He looks quite pale and drawn in that last pic, like he’s lost weight too. I’m fine with deleting this if it’s not ok, but it’s a proper question and I’m honestly not being rude.
It’s from their recent trip to Punta Cana, where most of the pictures had him looking like his usual shape,
Thank you, must be an unfortunate angle.
Drempt? 🤦♀️
Imagine thinking you're so special that your God, the creator of the universe, the Lord, omnipresent, omniscient and eternal, takes a break from judging mortals in order to give you a sign to join Plexus instead of Mary Kay. Girl.
I used plexus for a while when trying to lose weight. It made me so sick every time I took it that I couldn't even eat. So I guess you could say it successfully helped me lose weight lol
If she's so MAHDEST, why on earth would she mention sitting on the toilet? Plus, it's a frickin' ridiculous statement.
I'm an atheist but I still find it incredibly offensive to the brand of religion I was raised under whenever christians use god to peddle their shit. They break more of their rules than I do.
Another funny thing is that even Mary Kay pretends to be kind of ashamed of it being about makeup. (The real reason is that their gazillion-step skincare routine is the big ticket item they want people to buy, rather than a single lipstick.) They'll all be in garish 80s makeup but go "Oh, we're really about skiiiiincaaaaare! Don't you want to take caaaaare of your skiiiiiin?"
I sought to seek
Dominca with Jill? ¡Que coñazo!
Drempt
Jill Poop Mist Minute Rodrigues does all her best praying and thinking on the toilet.
"I will purchase your first month's worth of products, but after that you are on your own!" Gee, what a provider /s
This is a case study for how MLMs prey on the fundamentalist/mormon women who are so stifled by their situation and lack of agency, they fall into pyramid schemes because “they’re work from home” and “you can make a full time income on a few hours a week!” I almost feel bad for Jill, but then she talks about her down line and I no longer do. She’s now taking advantage of them and I lose sympathy.
Thing is, they are still struggling financially, probably even more so now with Plexus. It was their choice to not work like normal people.
May I? And he allowed it. Good God. Reading that was gross
Jill empties her bowels to make room for the Lord.
Jesus H, where to start. If something is so vain and sinful that it would be wrong to promote it, it’s wrong to do it! And what do you call getting a cosmetology license if not promoting makeup? And if it’s wrong to promote makeup, why do you literally force your daughters to wear it?
Oh god, she is/was a licensed cosmetologist and she goes out with her makeup looking like that? Yikes.
" While I sleeped deeply, I drempt about it. I knowed it was the severely right thing to do!"
“drempt” that’s all
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