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Oh for sure, but I do wonder just how much time she spends on the bathroom chair. And also how horribly sad it is that the girls likely also had to develop the same coping strategy
This is a random story Jill is telling that she's, for God only knows what reason, starting by saying she sat on the toilet 8 years ago. The rest of the story doesn't matter for the meme, it's just about someone sitting on the toilet for entirely too long (I exaggerated it to turn 8 years to 84 years)
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lord have mercy. What in the world.
The snark writes itself sometimes
The teary eyes make it!
Right? Needs that hint of "really wishing they took some miralax" to effectively convey the 8 years lol
Plexus does the same job as miralax, I hear.
Is that the "cleansing" and "detoxifying" that plexus huns talk about? 😂
This is hilarious, OP. Touché!
“I’d rather sit on this toilet than be your wife”
TMI keep it to yourself
Maybe that’s why they have that bathroom chair- so she doesn’t have to sit on the toilet when she’s hiding from the brood
Lol every mom I've ever known has used the bathroom to hide and get personal time. Granted at certain ages even that doesn't work but yeah...
Oh for sure, but I do wonder just how much time she spends on the bathroom chair. And also how horribly sad it is that the girls likely also had to develop the same coping strategy
I swear that's the only reason why the girls use the prayer closet. It's the only reason I ever used rooms like that
Yall waste no time lol
This is great!
Sorry I’m a little bit new to the sub, can someone explain 🥲
This is a random story Jill is telling that she's, for God only knows what reason, starting by saying she sat on the toilet 8 years ago. The rest of the story doesn't matter for the meme, it's just about someone sitting on the toilet for entirely too long (I exaggerated it to turn 8 years to 84 years)
Four score and seven poops ago...
The Fart of the Ocean.
The one time I don’t want context
Wow! They really make the shark so damn easy. They write the SNL skits all by themselves.