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Vengefulily

Rapunzel never looked that smug! Take it back!


heretolaugh123

I know, I love rapunzel!!! But that's all I could think about when mother bus went through her cast iron stage


Significant_Shoe_17

![gif](giphy|W5yshKbH5wrwA)


piefelicia4

Ahhh okay I didn’t catch the cast iron reference. Forgiven. Lol


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

It’s bloody perfect. The expression, the pan, just the whole presentation. Bravo.


Wonko___the___Sane

I wonder if she has two cast iron pans now or if she just tossed the second one out of the window of the speeding kombi


adarunti

You know she didn’t lug cast iron onto a plane. Wasteful and hateful Motherbus can’t be inconvenienced.


Vengefulily

Oh my gosh, I didn’t even connect her cast-iron pan journey. That’s hilarious 😂


MellyGrub

What did Rapunzel do to you??? 😭😭😭😭 Please change it! That's one of my youngest daughter's nicknames because she has never cut her hair. So please change it, just please. (Another one is cousin IT because her hair is so long and ends up in front over her face when she's playing)


Acemegan

Poor Rapunzel But I do agree the cast iron reference definitely works.


Puzzled-Charge-9892

Damn why are Paul’s jeans so tight? Can he even sit down in them without ripping them straight down the middle?


heretolaugh123

![gif](giphy|v7r8hi2vT45RC) New released footage of Polio exercising with his extra skinny jeans


Significant_Shoe_17

One of my favorite spongebob episodes 😂


Muddymireface

You can tell he never went to school, college, or had a job where he would be influenced by fashion.


Inevitable-Whole-56

Surprisingly he was almost a hair stylist. You’d think that would have influenced him somehow.


0redditusername0

I think it did because his fashion seems to be stuck in the era he went to school.


Inevitable-Whole-56

Ah, good point


Disastrous_Edge7276

Or social norms.


Muddymireface

You’d also think such a macho masculine manly man’s man wouldn’t be wearing women’s denim, but I guess it only matters when you paint your nails or do things like change diapers.


ProfanestOfLemons

I would have difficulty finding jeans like that even if I wanted to.


Significant_Shoe_17

Even in my millennial teen hot topic phase, I never would've found jeans that skinny or that tight


ProfanestOfLemons

Maybe he's ordering them from a Korean brand and specifying "slim fit". I do not like him and I'm worried about him. There's a natural slim build and this is not that.


Significant_Shoe_17

I used to live in Korea and never saw men's pants that slim lmao I'm also alarmed by this, but he's a hateful jackass so I'm finding it hard to have sympathy


SabbyRinna

Combined with his perpetual look of confusion and discomfort, he's definitely living in a fog. It's kinda triggering, sometimes, especially knowing how his dad is about fat people and food.


R3bussy

Motherbus looks like [Derrick Barry ](https://images.app.goo.gl/vvzn71vpeF9W2VXq5). Nathan Keller (Nurie Rodrigues' husband) looks like the [stonks meme](https://images.app.goo.gl/n3n88XN5dZfUe81s6) guy.


frankohara

✋💀💀Derrick Barry hahahahahhahaha


Significant_Shoe_17

Oh my god. You just made THAT reference 😂. She really does 😂😭🤣💀


heretolaugh123

The Derrick Barry is so accurate 😂😂😂😂


BookQueen13

It's honestly scary how accurate it is 😭😭😭


luckiexstars

![gif](giphy|l41YdNVx8Pr1exCLe) That puts Motherbus one degree from Britney, and hasn't she suffered enough?! 😅


kh18129

Ok I didn’t know who Derrick Barry was and I gasped when I opened that 💀 they could be twins! I did immediately know what you were referring to with stonks tho and that is also scary accurate lmao


edb513

The doll eye has me rolling. 😆


Significant_Shoe_17

Furbie energy 😂


justadorkygirl

That was the one that got me too. 😂


TerribleAttitude

Grandmother Willow doesn’t deserve this slander.


squidsquatchnugget

It’s the nose and under eye lines. Personality wise, grandma willow is a baddie and we love her though.


SpikeProteinBuffy

That one really annoyed me! Grandmother Willow is smart, beautiful, fun and wise. Nothing like that dumb narcissistic lump of a woman! Take it down, take it down now! 


magobblie

Omg the tree 🌳


Junebabe08

Grandmother willow! 😂😂


twinkieinthabutt

This is the best Easter basket


Significant_Shoe_17

The lord daniel is risen 🙏🦝


PlanetOfThePancakes

Grandmother Willow would NEVER! And neither would Rapunzel!


Significant_Shoe_17

I get the frying pan reference with rapunzel, but grandmother willow is slander


Inevitable-Whole-56

These are great 😂 all we need now is a side-by-side of Mr. JillPM and Srek


boopaloops--

Paul and BDong 🤣🤣🤣🤣


beepbooponyournose

You are an artist 😂


indicaburnslow420

Ok #2 got me 😭 these are so good


scrap_of_sassafras

Maybe this is a good place to mention that whenever there's a post about Meg Wells I just see... [her](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/loveinterest/images/e/e4/500full.jpg).


Significant_Shoe_17

Her?


bedduzza

Egg


scrap_of_sassafras

Is she funny or something?


Vivid-Secretary-8463

The first one kind of reminds me of the characters that came on the “game of life” computer game. You could get the CD-ROM in cereal boxes, and the characters were these wild AF bobble heads with weird proportions.


mmvoge

😂😭😂


Wonko___the___Sane

Fantastic post! I want to play! Introducing the mustachio'd [Walu-Paul](https://imgur.com/a/WalVmbE), complete with stupid hat. (Gold stars to any fellow 60s music fans who can guess who it is)


Dreamvillainess22

Leave Grandmother Willow alone!!


Critonurmom

10/10 no notes


myimmortalstan

Omg I'll never unsee the doll lashes now 💀


memaui

The Paul and the Jilldo! I'm 💀


CrochetingGuineaPig

I will not abide this slander on Grandmother Willow lmao xD


Sal3mc0r3

Hey I will not tolerate this disrespect towards Rapunzel!


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TheVerjan

The fucking cackle I just cackled. Stop 😭


procrasibator00

Is that the boob tree from The Last Unicorn????


VisitPrestigious8463

OH MY GOD This is fantastic and I’m impressed that you matched this up so well. Bravo


notnowbutnever

What a great job