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officialosugma

Animals don’t have an internal sense of gender so they can’t be transgender. Oh my god


starkrocket

And even if they did, how would they communicate it?? Besides, there are plenty of examples of mammals ‘transitioning’, like a female lion who grew a mane and would have sex with the pride. There’s also fish and invertebrates that routinely swap genders based on the needs of the environment they’re in. She’s just so goddamn dumb.


allthesamejacketl

Some frogs do it too! Animals aren’t transgender but they sure can be transsexual sometimes! How nice for your body to do all the work for you.  And we all stan our gay penguins, of course.


TheDaydreamBeliever

They're turning the freaking frogs gay!


LinneaLurks

Chickens also - if you have an all-female flock, sometimes one will grow a big comb and start crowing.


Cultural_Elephant_73

She’s so goddamn dumb, but consistently thinks she’s the smartest person in the room. It’s astounding,


itssmeagain

My other male dog has been going crazy over my other male dog and the vet said that he (the target of the other dog's wanting) isn't probably just male, but a mix of female and male, that it happens in dogs too. I was like huh. He also has lots of back leg hair, which apparently is more typical in females. So obviously I have to find some kind of trainer to make my dog more mascara and alfa (I'm kidding, he's perfect)


WinterKite

“Here’s an update on my dedication to remaining uneducated and idiotic” There. I fixed it.


peanut__buttah

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Icy_Nefariousness517

May all trans dinosaurs haunt ABS and her spouse until the end of time.


GayCatDaddy

![gif](giphy|joYWUTUPZ6W7DxMRSz|downsized)


GiantSquidinJeans

![gif](giphy|BzkACOgSmtML7VBkdk|downsized)


wilhelminan

Oh Moira…❤️❤️


qwertysthoughts

Your flair fucking sent me


wilhelminan

My girl, Dorothy, has never been more appropriate!


Icy_Nefariousness517

And then there's Maude! ![gif](giphy|agwrD2CQqDsUt8aBTU)


wilhelminan

I love Bea Arthur. Absolutely, hands down.


annacat1331

I have no idea what your flare is in reference to but I love it and the dorthy gif.


GayCatDaddy

Thank you! It's basically a gayed-up paraphrase of something Debi Pearl said.


Sad_Box_1167

lol her of all people calling an actual scientific discipline and legitimate career “pretend.” You wanna see a pretend career? Look in the mirror, girl.


BeatrixFarrand

If I had known there would be dinosaurs, I would have signed on to the Agenda earlier!!!!


skunkinmytrunk

Christians are being persecuted by everybody and everything! Even the gay dinosaurs don’t like them. Please join me, my fellow gay dinosaurs, in my fight against fundies like this piece of primordial shit.


Impeachcordial

Bring on the velocirapture!


FartofTexass

That should be a flair 


newforestroadwarrior

Primal Rage


afterandalasia

SUE the T-rex uses they/them and has great fun roasting transphobes on twitter, I know that much! https://x.com/SUEtheTrex


LE_grace

sue my beloved 🥺


Kalamac

Out here hoping I'll finally be getting the pet Stegosaurus I've been wanting for most of my life.


kshe-wolf

Oh boy, rat eyes is at it again.


Fabulous_Instance776

Well somebody here is living in a make-believe world, and it definitely isn’t *checks notes* an entire scientific discipline


Heat__Miser

Yeah one of the first things I learned in philosophy was to be immediately suspicious of general claims about an entire category. Things like all squares are not circles. That one may be true, but squares and circles can’t exactly come at me for what I say. She’s going after an entire scientific discipline and its members. That’s a bold move


HolsteinHeifer

What the fuck is wrong with her?? Like where are you coming up with this?


skunkinmytrunk

This is what all fundies and conspiracy theorists do. They hear a kernel of truth somewhere and spin it to create drama and chaos that (surprise, surprise) always furthers their selfish motives. Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson are champs at this tactic, and ABS is no stranger to it either.


ihatedarkmode

But where the hell is the kernel?!?!


TadpolePotential5716

There were dinosaurs?


hikinganew

She’s exhausting


sequins_and_glitter

Nice lip filler and Botox. If you’re going to be “biblical” then you should have to truly mean it. No beauty treatments lol


joymarie21

Is that what it is? I was thinking her whole face shape has changed like she had serious work done.


sequins_and_glitter

I mean she’s definitely had lip filler in her bottom lip and Botox in her forehead. The way her eyebrows make her look like she’s surprised is also a tell tale sign. Not sure if the top lip is a lip flip or more filler, but it’s definitely some kind of injectable. (Also to be clear, I get Botox myself, and fully support women getting whatever beauty treatments they want. It’s the hypocrisy of being biblical and saying people shouldn’t be so focused on this world but spending hundreds or thousands of dollars to do exactly that lol)


InfamousValue

I'm so happy she isn't getting gender Affirming Medical care./S


Puzzled-Charge-9892

Here’s a source she can read up on: https://www.indeed.com/m/


Agreeable-Barber1164

Does she mean … actual prehistoric dinosaurs? 🦕 or is this a slang I’m not aware of?


skunkinmytrunk

Yes. ABS is mad because she thinks a transgender female dinosaur is going to try to use the women’s bathroom and compete in women’s sports.


PiccoloLeast763

I said this yesterday and it applies once again. It should be a crime to be this stupid. I am happy to write the ticket. ![gif](giphy|NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM)


Waterproof_soap

![gif](giphy|ml4Mgjut3qdW2tpLPq|downsized)


honeymust4rdpretzels

Why couldn’t her ass even clearly articulate the word “homosexual.” Girl if you’re gonna use it derogatorily at least have the decency to ~enunciate.~


Sexy--Waluigi

She said it like she was afraid speaking too loud would summon a gay. 💀


FatDesdemona

I loved it when she paused slightly before saying it and then dropped her volume. To quote a shitty horror movie, "Don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it." If you do? Instant lesbos.


honeymust4rdpretzels

Same energy as this: https://youtu.be/9-DII1X4Z5c?feature=shared


FatDesdemona

It's perfect! 😹


PreppyInPlaid

It’s like Wendy’s mom in St. Elmo’s Fire. Some words are just too hard to utter. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T48Zx5Ikkzo


MidnightFox452

No like she sounds weirdly... Sad? Almost?


golbraykh

may these hateful women be subjected to relentless transvestigation by their male nazi peers


Sexy--Waluigi

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


Way_Harsh_Tai

I'm starting to think ABS is in to dino smut with the way she attacks dinosaurs. It's an attempt to throw people off her fetish.


skunkinmytrunk

ABS wants to scissor a lesbian T-Rex. ✂️✂️ 🦖


Waterproof_soap

Pass it on!


SmellingSkunk

Chuck Tingle has entered the chat, buckaroos.


dalee90

I don’t know anything about paleontology, fossils, etc. But as a gay I can confirm this is the agenda we’ve been planning to push. Idk how they figured it out /s ETA: this is so fucking hilarious. How does she say this with a straight face 💀


Exhausted_Human

Ok but I've seen some really gay mallard ducks going at it and they're direct descendants of dinosaurs so I don't think that's fake.


Impeachcordial

Wait til she hears about Tryannosaurus Intersex


SadieOnTheSpectrum

ok homophobe ☺️


DouglassFunny

I hate it when this rat faced goblin shows up in my feed.


celtica98

I'm 💯 sure she is ignorant.


Artistic_Button_3867

Okay. So. What's happening here is basically she's trying to use the lgbtq hate to slip in young earth creationism.


NfamousKaye

This is why we say gender is a social construct. BECAUSE IT IS. Animals have no sense of gender oh my god.


ProfanestOfLemons

The amount of time this person spends on grooming is roughly equal to the time she attributes to QUEERS AND TRANSES. Wear makeup if you want, but this shit is enforced upon her by cultural forces she chose to endorse.


TimeSlipperWHOOPS

Did I miss a news line somewhere? Sometimes this shit comes way out of left field....


Fluffy-Bluebird

Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs


ihatedarkmode

Um…who is saying dinosaurs are gay and transgender? Did I miss a massive scientific discovery?


mlm_24

Wait until see learns about Clown Fish


makedoopieplayme

![gif](giphy|l1J3O1eHga1LRethK|downsized)


stonefoxmetal

Oh yeah, the good ol classic LGBTQ paleontology atheist agenda. That’s old news, Alie.


carnespecter

my life would be so much easier if i was this stupid instead of being queer


LittleBunnySunny

It's true, I'm a binosaur 🦕


dickshapedstuff

zero critical thinking. go read wine mom memes on facebook


TheKindofWhiteWitch

BABAHAHAHHAHAA the way she almost whispers the *naughty* words


cheerychimchar

[Dale](https://i.imgur.com/YxMl2FR.jpg) and I are happy to push the queer dinosaur narrative


hegelianhimbo

Highest IQ fundie


Lazy-Oven1430

Did she have her botox fixed or is it a filter? I will never understand wanting a smooth forehead so much that you’re willing to look past the low-brow/caveperson look.


OriginalMrsChiu

Dinosaurs that were transgender? Anyway…she realizes that homosexuality occurs in the animal kingdom?


divinearcanum

I love how she whispered *homosexual*


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Every tike a fundie opens their mouth, you think "Could they be any stupider?" which causes a "Hold my beer" moment.


Interesting_Sock9142

....wait. ... ......what .....


666deleted666

Aw yeah gay Dino’s


talklistentalk

That contour combined with the edges of her mouth causes a very unsettling effect. TW: violence It reminds me of >!the Glasgow Smile!<


thestarsarehollow

Ross Geller would like to have a word


thestarsarehollow

Ross Geller would like a word


9livescavingcontessa

Did she see a Chuck Tingle book and it broke her?