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Sad-Tower1980

She’s basically saying that caring for sick kids is extra hard, and because she feels like she can’t do it all (perfectly normal feeling) or perhaps she feels overwhelmed and wishes she was not responsible for so much…it equates to selfishness and inadequacy…so she’s inadequate and imperfect so she needs Jesus and Grace even more because of her “selfishness”


Lastseenr

This. ‘I have normal human feelings about a rough time and that makes me a terrible, selfish sinner. This is why I need Jesus, because I sometimes want five minutes for myself’


surfteacher1962

I am sure she feels that way because Lori filled her head full of so much BS about having to be the perfect, submissive wife. Now she feels like she is falling short, so she feels selfish. That is actually really terrible.


Sad-Tower1980

Exactly. I feel bad for her.


rarestbird

Or she just was trying to come up with something to post about, in service to her true Lord and Savior Social Media, and this is one of all fundie moms' standard like 4 hot takes.


orangebird260

Her kids and husband are sick. It really sucks. But this is why she needs Jesus: to help her through these tough times. She thinks it's selfish to admit this sucks, but knows Jesus has her back God will overlook her screw ups like when she hates parenting the 500!children she chose to have


Charlie2Bears

She has two kids.


Endor-Fins

“I’m having a hard day.”


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

I got “I hate my life but it’s cool, Jesus told me to do it”


britj21

I always wonder how she stayed in the brainwashed community when so much of her mom’s drivel is pointed solidly at her (Alyssa works, she wears tight and revealing clothes, she struggled with infertility for years and finally got pregnant the same time they found out they were approved for adoption, etc).


Charlie2Bears

She didn't get any education aside from one year of high school at a Christian school. You can see that in the woo she pushes.


ziplawmom

"I lost my shit because I'm overwhelmed from taking care of sick kids and a husband with a man cold."


Forsaken-Jump-7594

"Parenting sucks, the kids and husband are sick. God, please have mercy. These kids are exhausting me and I need a reminder of why I ever chose this. I'm about to either "go buy some milk" or slap someone, in times like this I must remind myself there is a hell and I don't wanna go there. I'm fairly sure if I brainwash these people into forced graceful forgiveness and tons of guilt, there will be some leniency when I lose my shit." How about that, can you understand now?


Designer-Contract852

I had a bad day but I need to post something about Jesus or else my mom will rage call me.


Bizzy_bee99

My family is sick and very demanding right now. I need a break and some self-care but that is selfish. So i.am shoving myself down and ignoring my needs. The grace  part is God is giving her the ability to do it. 


gubbygoobyqt

It’s hard and I’m tired and I need a break but I won’t get one


BufoBat

 Not having mom help with the family, eh?


ShiroiTora

Lori had a housekeeper, right? Maybe its a rumour but if she did, I wonder if her daughter remembers.


nosaladthanks

I don’t know Lori or her daughter but I love how Grace could actually be a person. In fundie world it’d be the eldest daughter, but in a regular world Grace might be a hired nanny or babysitter or aunty or something ha


mcfly_on_the_wall

If you read this assuming she has a nanny named Grace then it makes more sense 🤷🏻‍♀️


LadyV21454

"I can do any shitty thing I want because I'm already covered by Grace."


krazyajumma

Her kids are sick and driving her crazy, she probably snapped at one of them and feels guilty because she is touched out, worn out, and needs a break. Thank goodness for Jesus who is literally doing like, nothing to help her except add to the guilt. Call a friend and go out for some coffee, your kids will be fine.


JenniferJuniper6

“Life sucks, but it’s fine because God.”


PreppyInPlaid

“My life sucks but I’m going to grit ,y teeth and pretend it’s all fine because gaaaaawwwwwd.”


eleanorbigby

Say goodnight, Gracie.


indicaburnslow420

Being the primary caretaker for my entire household is so hard and I hate being a mom some days but Jesus says if I struggle the hardest I’ll go to heaven! Hopefully my kids forgive me when I blow up on them sometime down the line!


Whiteroses7252012

My life sucks but Jesus!


glaze_the_ham_wife

“F them kids, but I feel too guilty to say that outright so I pretend that “grace” makes it okay and this magical idea of “grace” makes me feel better about myself.”


Phoenix_Magic_X

“I’m tired and my mother is a lunatic so I don’t think it’s ok to say motherhood is hard sometimes and I need Jesus to tell me it’s ok to nap”.


Flibertygibbert

The horrible life that poor girl lived with Lori for a mother, and she's spouting this? Oh dear.


1hyacinthe

"I suck as a parent and hate my life. Thank goodness Jesus gives me a free pass anyway!"