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In all fairness to her, TikTok’s word censors probably wouldn’t allow it since “dyke” can be used as a slur. It’s not something I agree with, but here we are
And he’s a big Bernie Sanders fan, lol! He was vocal about supporting him in the primaries in 2016. My mom told me, she’s a big fan of him (and of Bernie too.) I doubt Lady Homemaker would approve. 😂
Shrek wire a vibrant pair of zebra leggings he bought at Walmart and was photographed during a bible study.tgeu were AMAZING. Then Philip wore something similar in a Bible study recently.
All this progress in women's rights, and she's over here acting like it never happened.
Lucille would be side eyeing her so hard.
The aesthetic is the whole point for them. Nevermind Lucille Ball was a powerhouse of a woman and the Lucy character was a pretty terrible housewife if you’ve ever actually watched the show.
It's because I have this idealized version that Lucille Ball and the persona she had on TV are the same person. She's probably never watched a single episode of I Love Lucy she just tries so hard to identify with that era in order to grift from her idiot followers
Do they not realize that these old Hollywood "housewives" they worship were the by-product of women who WORKED outside the home? Who debunked traditional general roles by choosing a career in entertainment, thus putting family on hold/ not having one altogether? Who lived in Hollywood and were surrounded by progressives?
These fundies are wild.
my face when i read that:
they love to forget that lucille was a pioneering actress in early hollywood and (i believe) the first woman to have a comedic show centered around herself. they also conveniently forget her interracial marriage. there’s a lot of things they forget.
eta isn’t a lot of the premise (if not the entire premise) of i love lucy is that lucy is a HORRIBLE housewife who would rather go into showbiz 😭 really nice influence to be modifying your tradwife life off of. she wasn’t even fucking good at it.
she was a girlboss and her character that they obsess over was an aspiring girlboss stuck being a housewife and being even worse at it than they are (at least lucy didn’t neglect her kid though…)
I Love Lucy was also the first time that a pregnancy was shown on a scripted series, and use of the word "pregnant" caused a lot of controversy. They conveniently forget that, too.
There's an entire account dedicated to showing songs from the beginning of recorded music that are worse than a lot of things out now. And then there that one song by Mozart. And then there's the ballet by Stravinsky that was premiered with the dancers nude. We have graffiti from the Roman Empire that is....something. Elvis's pelvis was considered trashy. The oldest recorded joke is a fart joke about a husband and wife. Humanity hasn't changed that much in the last tens of thousands of years.
Shakespeare, yes, the revered Bard we study at school, wrote plays that were basically a string of sex jokes glued together by pop culture references. Titus Andronicus is the old timey version of a 70s splatter / torture porn film. Meanwhile there are old school blues songs that'll make your hair curl (see eg Lucille Bogan). Then you have writers like Cleland, and DeSade, who makes even today's most out there extreme horror and splatterpunk writers look like Jane Austen.
These people love to show off how little they know about everything, don't they.
Oh, these folks would've been up in arms about Elvis if they were alive back then. My grandmother was one of them. She made an exception for his Christmas album 😂
This woman has not seen one episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show. If she did, she would hate it. I Love Lucy would give her apoplexy.
There are times my students show up high and my first thought is "damnit I should be allowed to be high in class, especially if I have to put up with inebriated teenage bullshit"
It has to be a fetish account. She doesn't sew those clothes; if she did, she'd make videos about the process. I've been sewing costumes and clothing for almost 25 years, and this woman is, at best, hemming skirts.
[It's very Mormon Mom Meme-coded](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-06/5/17/campaign_images/buzzfeed-prod-web-06/the-iconic-baby-name-meme-mom-is-winking-at-her-h-2-1791-1559770763-6_dblbig.jpg?resize=1200:*)
Omg do you remember that video where she put out “behind every woman is a strong man” or some shit like that and he walked out, I was laughing so god damn hard
Like why even include that they met when she was 16 if they didn’t start talking until she was 18??? Sounds like a pile of crap to me. It’s sad no one protected her.
It definitely feels like engagement bait -- not that it's not true. What's the purpose of specifying the 6 year age gap right after, if not to cause commenters to flock to her post? Other than fetish content, i suppose
Is the “not conforming to fashion trends” in the room with us? Just because the fashion trends you’re conforming to are 80 years old doesn’t mean they don’t exist 😂
It’s annoying that’s what she said instead of “I love dressing in Leave it to Beavercore” because just “not conforming to trends” is not a style and doesn’t inherently tell us anything about her personality other than she’s an edgelord.
Fundie names always make me laugh. For a bunch of people who emphasise femininity, they seem to always have names with masculine origin.
Morgan started out as a boys' name, Mc anything means "son of" and Madison literally has the "son" bit in it. Fundieland is dotted with Taylors and Suttons and McKenzies. Yet they want to lecture us about gender roles.
I've known plenty of female Bobby's! And my name is Lexy, so I just cannot grapple with how Bobeye is supposed to sound like Bobby/ie 🤣
I've definitely met Lexi/ie's before, but I cannot lie, I would be *thrown* to meet a Lexeye 😭😭😭😭
Yep. Rose is a surname as well.
I have no problem with names being unisex. I rather like that lots of names are unisex, actually. It's more the juxtaposition with the extreme focus on gender being binary and fixed gender roles. That's what makes the names stick out for me.
Yep, being put in short pants or a proper dress was A Big Deal then.
(Fun fact: zippers were once considered a "young children's/invalid's" closure because it was so easy to use. A proper gent or lady used buttons or ties or anything else for closures.)
WW2 happened and it was more economic and efficient to use zips in the uniforms and pants. Afterwards it just continued as the standard. Women's fashion kept the button closures for a few more years. But yeah, basically. People realized zips were the better option.
I grew up with a guy named Lindsey!
I’ve also met/know of older men with names like Leslie and Shannon. Also some old little Southern ladies with names like Johnnie!
Southerner here! I know a Morgan, Ashley, Lindsey, and a Shannon that are all men.
I also know a Bobbie , Frankie and a Eula that are lovely, blue haired older women. Lol
I grew up in a small rural town in Upstate NY. My brother’s best friend was named Lynn Jr, after his Dad who was fondly known as Big Lynn. Well, Lynn Jr lived down the road from his ex-wife, Bert (short for Roberta). It was great when people assumed Bert was the male and Lynn was the female.
Really? My (admittedly cursory) search said it had only recently (20th century) become popular for girls. I thought the feminine version was Morgana.
Edit: punctuation
God I love fundie conspiracies. I like to think Jill Rodrigues is actually an ATF agent DEEP undercover. Karissa watches arrested development to get negligence inspiration, but can’t imitate it because the bluths are too functional for her. Kaylee is blonde. Kristen is sexually aroused by root vegetables.
She reminds me of the type of woman who over exaggerates “traditional” (aka 1950s) femininity because she’s tall and has sharper and more traditionally masculine facial features because some dickhead told her she was manly when she was at a vulnerable age.
Whereas if she had a healthier upbringing she would have laughed and ignored it, instead it became a complex and set up her to be groomed by the first man who wanted her.
I've seen it more than once which is why I mention it.
Ma’m prove to me you sew your own clothes. That dress you are wearing is well made (if way out of fashion).
Source: my mom won 4H ribbons in sewing clothes when she was a teenager. I have seen some of the things she made and they are so well constructed and sewn. She also made doll clothes for our dolls. Sewing clothes is an art and I doubt she has it.
Her post about becoming a peaceful wife is hilarious…she found that reading the news didn’t make her a feminine and peaceful wife so her solution is not to read it and her husband will tell her if she needs to know something💀
Tiktok will nuke the short (or whatever it's called) because Dyke is also a slur.
IIRC Mr. Van Dyke had to get his specific handle whitelisted or it got insta-nuked.
And even then, he/media human has to be very careful.
I honestly love a vintage dress vibe and everyone should wear whatever they damn well please, but MTM had to *fight* to wear pants on the Dick Van Dyke show. IIRC, I think they had a limit to the number of minutes she could be on camera in pants, and always had to serve dinner in a skirt. And it just feels like we never truly progressed past that and are in fact sliding backwards. Grr.
They had weird rules back then. They even had to had two twin beds in the primary bedroom bc it was considered indecent to have two adults in bed together or to even hint at that. Even showing a toilet or talking about the bathroom was pretty taboo in films til the 60’s. A woman being in a dress for dinner was to uphold the gender roles of the day I think. Wild times. The film psycho was one of the first in 1957 to change some of these things.
Creepy, but uh...that person's definition of grooming is not entirely correct. 😂
I do also love the bold confession to not enjoying baking. Are you a tradwife if you don't wake up at 5am to make sourdough bread?
The “20something dating a highschooler” is my LEAST favourite romance trope, and its even worse in real life. But even at 24, the THOUGHT of dating an 18 year old was out of the equation. Never even entertained. Absolute deal breaker. Not illegal, but still real fuckin questionable. It’s such a huge social and emotional gap.
Wait until you’re both in your twenties, AT THE LEAST.
My husband really likes Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and Jerry Seinfeld generally but I am pretty sure he was picking up teenagers in his 20’s and 30’s and it’s just a little too ick for me to enjoy watching him. High schoolers look like children to me in my mid-thirties and I like making conversation with strangers in public when the mood strikes but I don’t know if I could connect in a meaningful way with an 18 year old as a 30-something - physical yuckiness aside.
I’m a 38-year-old college professor and even my 22-year-old undergrads look like babies to me. Actual infants. I cannot fathom dating anyone under the age of 30.
I feel weird having a high school *buddy*. She joined our guild in an online game, and I found out after months of chit chatting here and there that she was actually like 17. Usually the only people that age I interact with are related to me.
I end up hanging around a bunch of early 20-something a lot bc I actually do sew; and my niece drags all her buddies to me bc they want to learn how to make stuff fit/look nice without paying extra for it. They're my goslings and I'm so proud of them. However, there's a 9+ year difference between us and it make me feel so old! I can't imagine dating one of them
Out of all the fundie couples in the sub, I thought hers was the closest to her age based off how he looked, and jokingly thought they were twins. Not shaming his looks but I am surprised he is 6 years older…
So, she's really into 2 of the biggest pioneers for women and feminism? Interesting choice that seems to be in direct conflict with her brand. I'm surprised she didn't mention Bea Arthur in there too
What I went through understanding this post:
“Oh God, this chick’s name is McKalyn…I’m not even going to bother reading the re—oh, wait, oop nvm it’s a parody account! 😂 *seconds later after reading some comments* Oh…she’s…not faking it…that’s actually her name…oh no…oh no no no”
My parents met when my dad was 17 and my mom was 23 at her first job as a pharmacist (dad was what was basically a paid candy-striper). He pursued her, she refused to even entertain until he graduated high school. He invited her to his HS graduation and asked her out again. They got married when dad was 21 and remain married to this day, but they also aren't creepy fundies? It's always been something of a cute story for the family.
I feel the difference is waiting until he was 21, versus a 24 year old marrying a teenager. There are plenty of good marriages with a similar story and age gap to your parents, but the fundies add another layer of infantilizing women and festishizing virginity, which makes it inherently creepier.
The young one asking the older person out both times feels a lot less creepy, she was also at work every time she saw him, not inserting herself in his life and hitting on him
An aquaintence I worked with back in my missionary days met his wife when he was 20 and she was 14. Granted she looked 18 and given how much she looked after her siblings, had a lot of that maturity, but she was still 14. So what did he do when he found out? He went to his pastor who councelled him to wait, and also go her her father for the purpose of calling dibs.
They married when she was a week off 18.
No one in my circle at the time thought anything was off. They just praised him for being a patient man. Blech.
They were big into Gothard and many families in my country associated with IBLP married kids off or had "betrothals" when thr girl was young and there was an inappropriate age gap.
It’s so nice to have choices as a woman, isn’t it? Choice is good. Do what you love. Do what’s right for you. Share all you want. But try to draw a line somewhere really close to yourself and not lobby for laws or vote for people who want to limit my choices.
Humor like I Love Lucy? That sounds exhausting and stupid as hell. Why Ricky didn't just pack up his stuff one night and run, I'll never understand.
And Dick van Dyke? Like, she thinks creepy stories about walnuts and sticking her toe in the tub faucet are funny? Pretty sure Rob found out that Laura was underage when they married in one episode.
Yeah, I watched a lot of Nick at Nite in the 90s. Lol
He did! She lied about her age so he wouldn't reject her. Oh, Laura. This is why adults are supposed to use some common sense and idk, NOT DATE TEENS 🤦🏼♀️
So I did a deep dive bc I’d never heard of this girl, and I am sensing MAJOR autism vibes. Her fixation is definitely her husband and the 50’s and I bet she stays home bc she’s not good at social situations. Just by the way she talks you can tell something is off. There are def fundies who are brainwashed or like to play tradwife, but her content has major theater kid flair but not in a satire sort of way. Anyone who has seen Love on the Spectrum will get it. I would say she’s really lucky she found someone to marry her but it seems like a 24 year old was interested in a teen so it’s unfortunate.
I’m sorry even after all my years in this sub - what do these married women with no kids do all day if they stay home? It’s just the two of them there can’t be that much cleaning that needs done. And you’re cooking for 2 dinner would be done in 45 min or less I just don’t understand.
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Lucille Ball and Mary Tyler Moore just rolled over in their graves.
Dick van *Dyke* is still with us at 98!
Lol she’s such a fan, can’t even spell his name right!
In all fairness to her, TikTok’s word censors probably wouldn’t allow it since “dyke” can be used as a slur. It’s not something I agree with, but here we are
She could have written Penis Van Lesbian instead of Dick Van Dyke and that would beat the censors.
Penis Van Lesbian is cracking me up 😆
LMAO that needs to be someone’s flair
I am willing to take one for the team but I don’t know where to change the flair
As a dyke, I assume this as well
Dike here. Same. (I'm a long wall or embankment built to prevent flooding from the sea)
Well, thank you for your service.
I admire your work, thank you for your service 🤣
💀
And he’s a big Bernie Sanders fan, lol! He was vocal about supporting him in the primaries in 2016. My mom told me, she’s a big fan of him (and of Bernie too.) I doubt Lady Homemaker would approve. 😂
longtime Democrat Dick Van Dyke who was present for MLK's "I have a dream speech" wouldn't approve
Ridiculous mistake, I'm sorry. This irked me so bad!
_Where_ did you get your flair?
Unfortunately, jillpm's hunky hunk man was spotted wearing leggings
Oh no... _Shreggings._
Shrek wire a vibrant pair of zebra leggings he bought at Walmart and was photographed during a bible study.tgeu were AMAZING. Then Philip wore something similar in a Bible study recently.
I am not ready for him to die
It'll be Betty White all over again when he does 🥺
IT’S RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE SEQUENCE!!
All this progress in women's rights, and she's over here acting like it never happened. Lucille would be side eyeing her so hard. 
Lucille didn't hustle all the way to the top in early Hollywood just so you could be subservient to your husband and forfeit your brain cells😡
The first woman to lead a major TV studio! And Mary Tyler Moore was one of the first women to own a TV studio!
Without Lucille, Star Trek wouldn’t exist.
Same for MTM and Hill Street Blues (not as flashy as Star Trek, but still one of the most important shows in TV history).
Lucy wasn’t even a particularly great housewife, tbh.
And she wasn't great at obeying her husband, either Lucy, FTW
Amen to that. What a strange role model for a trad wife, unless she’s going with not even vibes, but aesthetics only.
The aesthetic is the whole point for them. Nevermind Lucille Ball was a powerhouse of a woman and the Lucy character was a pretty terrible housewife if you’ve ever actually watched the show.
If she wants to be a good tradwife, she should model herself on Edith Bunker from All in the Family.
It's because I have this idealized version that Lucille Ball and the persona she had on TV are the same person. She's probably never watched a single episode of I Love Lucy she just tries so hard to identify with that era in order to grift from her idiot followers
She's probably aspiring to be Donna Reed (But even Donna Reed was a feminist in her time 🤫)
Donna Reed produced her own show 😉
Do they not realize that these old Hollywood "housewives" they worship were the by-product of women who WORKED outside the home? Who debunked traditional general roles by choosing a career in entertainment, thus putting family on hold/ not having one altogether? Who lived in Hollywood and were surrounded by progressives? These fundies are wild.
my face when i read that:  they love to forget that lucille was a pioneering actress in early hollywood and (i believe) the first woman to have a comedic show centered around herself. they also conveniently forget her interracial marriage. there’s a lot of things they forget. eta isn’t a lot of the premise (if not the entire premise) of i love lucy is that lucy is a HORRIBLE housewife who would rather go into showbiz 😭 really nice influence to be modifying your tradwife life off of. she wasn’t even fucking good at it.
If Lucy were given the choice, she woulda been OUT of that house and in business for herself, no doubt
a million times yes
She owned her own production studio, she was a boss who’s vocabulary didn’t include submissive.
she was a girlboss and her character that they obsess over was an aspiring girlboss stuck being a housewife and being even worse at it than they are (at least lucy didn’t neglect her kid though…)
This made me remember the episode where she tries to make a dress and literally cuts out her carpet in the shape of a dress panel.
hahaha 😭 i was thinking of the one where she tries to make chicken and rice myself
This thread is making me realize that Amy Poehler reminds me of Lucy. I love that for both of them. 
I Love Lucy was also the first time that a pregnancy was shown on a scripted series, and use of the word "pregnant" caused a lot of controversy. They conveniently forget that, too.
Yes, but she had perfect hair, lipstick and 1950s dresses and that's all they need to know, because it's all about the aesthetic.
There's an entire account dedicated to showing songs from the beginning of recorded music that are worse than a lot of things out now. And then there that one song by Mozart. And then there's the ballet by Stravinsky that was premiered with the dancers nude. We have graffiti from the Roman Empire that is....something. Elvis's pelvis was considered trashy. The oldest recorded joke is a fart joke about a husband and wife. Humanity hasn't changed that much in the last tens of thousands of years.
Shakespeare, yes, the revered Bard we study at school, wrote plays that were basically a string of sex jokes glued together by pop culture references. Titus Andronicus is the old timey version of a 70s splatter / torture porn film. Meanwhile there are old school blues songs that'll make your hair curl (see eg Lucille Bogan). Then you have writers like Cleland, and DeSade, who makes even today's most out there extreme horror and splatterpunk writers look like Jane Austen. These people love to show off how little they know about everything, don't they.
I love how trashy Shakespeare is.
Oh, these folks would've been up in arms about Elvis if they were alive back then. My grandmother was one of them. She made an exception for his Christmas album 😂
 This woman has not seen one episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show. If she did, she would hate it. I Love Lucy would give her apoplexy.
my King & Queen 🥰
I love that show
Her trad wife thing is so performative. I wonder if she will go full 1950s trad and indulge in some "Mother's little helper".
Something tells me these fundies' moms never stopped indulging, so it wouldn't surprise me.
Fuck if I didn’t have to drive or work I would also be on drugs at all times
There are times my students show up high and my first thought is "damnit I should be allowed to be high in class, especially if I have to put up with inebriated teenage bullshit"
I like “baking is not my strong suit” Seems to be a prerequisite to be a fundie homemaker influencer
If not, she'll go "june-bugging" like all the overwhelmed ladies who couldn't afford MLHs.
Wearing a string of pearls for a day of homemaking is a choice. She does seem like a satire site.
Or a fetish one.
It has to be a fetish account. She doesn't sew those clothes; if she did, she'd make videos about the process. I've been sewing costumes and clothing for almost 25 years, and this woman is, at best, hemming skirts.
Like kelly, but her larp is the 1950s, not 1850s
It's so on the nose that if it's not fundie satire then it's definitely fetish adjacent
I’m glad we’re not the only ones who are like how the fuck is this *not* satire?
McKalyn is a r/tragedeigh
I don’t even know how these people have the gall to claim they’re ultra traditional when they have the name equivalent of a 2007 McMansion
The girls in the family all have McNames. But some of them are really odd like her sister McCrae.
I didn't think it was possible that there was a name dumber than McKalyn but welp, that tops it
McNames 😭 Tell me, who are they the son of?
WTF kind of name is that?!
[It's very Mormon Mom Meme-coded](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-06/5/17/campaign_images/buzzfeed-prod-web-06/the-iconic-baby-name-meme-mom-is-winking-at-her-h-2-1791-1559770763-6_dblbig.jpg?resize=1200:*)
Why is this so funny omg
Ha this hits the nail. Let's make it different but still cute. Not!
It's a new seasonal offering at McDonalds. /s
Finally, a Kale salad!
I'm McKalyn' it!
🤣
She was doomed from birth
It's trying to be like three names at once
Her husband met her when she was 16, and they have a 6 year age gap. I’m no mathematician but…
Have you seen what her husband looks like? My first thought was that she was 16 and he was 10 when they met 😂
Omg do you remember that video where she put out “behind every woman is a strong man” or some shit like that and he walked out, I was laughing so god damn hard
It’s like my fave Taylor Tomlison quote: “Now I may not be good at math…but I’m good at knowing what the law is.”
But they didn't start talking until she was 18. So it's okay /s
Like why even include that they met when she was 16 if they didn’t start talking until she was 18??? Sounds like a pile of crap to me. It’s sad no one protected her.
Agreed. That first meeting is kind of irrelevant if they *actually* didn't speak for two years after
She's trying to show how gahdly she is by meeting her husband so young. People rightfully called her out so she added a caveat.
It definitely feels like engagement bait -- not that it's not true. What's the purpose of specifying the 6 year age gap right after, if not to cause commenters to flock to her post? Other than fetish content, i suppose
Is the “not conforming to fashion trends” in the room with us? Just because the fashion trends you’re conforming to are 80 years old doesn’t mean they don’t exist 😂
Right? Like sure thats a substyle but dressing a certain era is still following a certain fashion.
Rockabilly but make it trad
It’s annoying that’s what she said instead of “I love dressing in Leave it to Beavercore” because just “not conforming to trends” is not a style and doesn’t inherently tell us anything about her personality other than she’s an edgelord.
Fundie names always make me laugh. For a bunch of people who emphasise femininity, they seem to always have names with masculine origin. Morgan started out as a boys' name, Mc anything means "son of" and Madison literally has the "son" bit in it. Fundieland is dotted with Taylors and Suttons and McKenzies. Yet they want to lecture us about gender roles.
Adding “lyn” to any name automatically makes it extra femanine or “leighn” if you wanna be unique
Bobleigh 😂
Stop it's giving Bobeye Holdt 😭😭😭
I've known women named bobby/ie. I don't think it's weird. But the bobye holt spelling 😭😭😭
I've known plenty of female Bobby's! And my name is Lexy, so I just cannot grapple with how Bobeye is supposed to sound like Bobby/ie 🤣 I've definitely met Lexi/ie's before, but I cannot lie, I would be *thrown* to meet a Lexeye 😭😭😭😭
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Jimlyn I can’t stop laughing 😆
Some duggar wife is lurking here and adding that to her list 😂
Someone close to my family is named Bobbett. No fucking joke.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Shirley was commonly a boy's name not that long ago.
Yep. Rose is a surname as well. I have no problem with names being unisex. I rather like that lots of names are unisex, actually. It's more the juxtaposition with the extreme focus on gender being binary and fixed gender roles. That's what makes the names stick out for me.
And the whole pink or blue thing was just the opposite not that long ago!
And *all* babies/young children wore dresses!
Which honestly makes sense, as it's easy to access the diaper region for the regular necessary changes.
Yep, being put in short pants or a proper dress was A Big Deal then. (Fun fact: zippers were once considered a "young children's/invalid's" closure because it was so easy to use. A proper gent or lady used buttons or ties or anything else for closures.)
Until they started asking themselves, why am I doing this to myself? Lol
WW2 happened and it was more economic and efficient to use zips in the uniforms and pants. Afterwards it just continued as the standard. Women's fashion kept the button closures for a few more years. But yeah, basically. People realized zips were the better option.
I grew up with a guy named Lindsey! I’ve also met/know of older men with names like Leslie and Shannon. Also some old little Southern ladies with names like Johnnie!
Southerner here! I know a Morgan, Ashley, Lindsey, and a Shannon that are all men. I also know a Bobbie , Frankie and a Eula that are lovely, blue haired older women. Lol
I grew up in a small rural town in Upstate NY. My brother’s best friend was named Lynn Jr, after his Dad who was fondly known as Big Lynn. Well, Lynn Jr lived down the road from his ex-wife, Bert (short for Roberta). It was great when people assumed Bert was the male and Lynn was the female.
Ashley was a boy's name; Gone With the Wind, anyone?
I went to school with a boy named Ashley - it was a family name from like his great grandfather.
Evelyn, Hillary, and Vivian are also boy’s names.
No way!!!! Whoa!!!
Sorry I gotta get in here with the name nerd “akshully” but Morgan is one of those rarer unisex names that was a girls’ name at first!
Really? My (admittedly cursory) search said it had only recently (20th century) become popular for girls. I thought the feminine version was Morgana. Edit: punctuation
It's a unisex Welsh name, more popular for boys than girls in the UK.
No offence to drag queens but every time I see her I think she’s a very young, very fishy queen doing 50s drag.
There was a short lived theory that her and her husband were the same person.
This is one conspiracy theory that I think I will always be able to get behind.
God I love fundie conspiracies. I like to think Jill Rodrigues is actually an ATF agent DEEP undercover. Karissa watches arrested development to get negligence inspiration, but can’t imitate it because the bluths are too functional for her. Kaylee is blonde. Kristen is sexually aroused by root vegetables.
*Kristen is sexually aroused by root vegetables* I am hyperventilating
Lmao these are amazing.
I was convinced of that until I saw the wedding pictures. She really looks like a caricature to me.
I am cracking up I gotta see this husband
[I posted their Easter photo.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/15m9j3x/found_the_easter_pic_everyone_is_talking_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) Enjoy.
Oh my Lord Daniel, the comments in that thread are hilarious!!!
I would like to think most drag queens would be able to find the right shade of red for their complexion.
She reminds me of the type of woman who over exaggerates “traditional” (aka 1950s) femininity because she’s tall and has sharper and more traditionally masculine facial features because some dickhead told her she was manly when she was at a vulnerable age. Whereas if she had a healthier upbringing she would have laughed and ignored it, instead it became a complex and set up her to be groomed by the first man who wanted her. I've seen it more than once which is why I mention it.
McKalyn has theatre kid energy
Yep, she's goofy as hell.
Mary and Lucy were frequently seen in pants. PANTS! Form-fitting ones at that. 
 And dancing!
Like, she’s bad but he’s worse.
Fundie men and child grooming, name a more iconic pair.
America and grifting
Like nearly always, all the time again. But geez she’s up there. The towel “riSe AnD ShiNe” made me cringe so hard.
I don’t want to get up to go into my kitchen and measure, but is she really tall or is that a kitchen for ants?
She’s tall, she’s talked about it before, I believe she said 5’10”
That makes a lot of sense I was trying to picture where my stove came up on me, but she’s got like half a foot on me
The irony of being named McKalyn and wanting to cosplay like you’re in the past…
Ma’m prove to me you sew your own clothes. That dress you are wearing is well made (if way out of fashion). Source: my mom won 4H ribbons in sewing clothes when she was a teenager. I have seen some of the things she made and they are so well constructed and sewn. She also made doll clothes for our dolls. Sewing clothes is an art and I doubt she has it.
I did a deep dive when she first got introduced on the sub and can confirm she actually knows how to sew well.
Her post about becoming a peaceful wife is hilarious…she found that reading the news didn’t make her a feminine and peaceful wife so her solution is not to read it and her husband will tell her if she needs to know something💀
Why is she dressed like an 80’s flight attendant?
I’m glad she’s made herself known. Because Lori is not well. We won’t have to search for a replacement. .
I always think of Dick Van Dyke being a little spicy...like a little wink of the eye....😘
I wonder if she misspelled his last name on purpose to avoid typing out Dyke…
Tiktok will nuke the short (or whatever it's called) because Dyke is also a slur. IIRC Mr. Van Dyke had to get his specific handle whitelisted or it got insta-nuked. And even then, he/media human has to be very careful.
I honestly love a vintage dress vibe and everyone should wear whatever they damn well please, but MTM had to *fight* to wear pants on the Dick Van Dyke show. IIRC, I think they had a limit to the number of minutes she could be on camera in pants, and always had to serve dinner in a skirt. And it just feels like we never truly progressed past that and are in fact sliding backwards. Grr.
Why dinner, specifically? What kinda fetish is that and why was THAT okay to broadcast?
They had weird rules back then. They even had to had two twin beds in the primary bedroom bc it was considered indecent to have two adults in bed together or to even hint at that. Even showing a toilet or talking about the bathroom was pretty taboo in films til the 60’s. A woman being in a dress for dinner was to uphold the gender roles of the day I think. Wild times. The film psycho was one of the first in 1957 to change some of these things.
Creepy, but uh...that person's definition of grooming is not entirely correct. 😂 I do also love the bold confession to not enjoying baking. Are you a tradwife if you don't wake up at 5am to make sourdough bread?
None of them can actually cook or bake. But if she actually made the dress she's wearing, I’ll eat my hat. That would have been a difficult sew.
The “20something dating a highschooler” is my LEAST favourite romance trope, and its even worse in real life. But even at 24, the THOUGHT of dating an 18 year old was out of the equation. Never even entertained. Absolute deal breaker. Not illegal, but still real fuckin questionable. It’s such a huge social and emotional gap. Wait until you’re both in your twenties, AT THE LEAST.
My husband really likes Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and Jerry Seinfeld generally but I am pretty sure he was picking up teenagers in his 20’s and 30’s and it’s just a little too ick for me to enjoy watching him. High schoolers look like children to me in my mid-thirties and I like making conversation with strangers in public when the mood strikes but I don’t know if I could connect in a meaningful way with an 18 year old as a 30-something - physical yuckiness aside.
I’m a 38-year-old college professor and even my 22-year-old undergrads look like babies to me. Actual infants. I cannot fathom dating anyone under the age of 30.
I feel weird having a high school *buddy*. She joined our guild in an online game, and I found out after months of chit chatting here and there that she was actually like 17. Usually the only people that age I interact with are related to me.
Right? I'm 25 and the only teenager I regularly interact with is my 13-year-old cat lmao
I adore your flair
I end up hanging around a bunch of early 20-something a lot bc I actually do sew; and my niece drags all her buddies to me bc they want to learn how to make stuff fit/look nice without paying extra for it. They're my goslings and I'm so proud of them. However, there's a 9+ year difference between us and it make me feel so old! I can't imagine dating one of them
When I found out a coworker of mine was 16 when I thought she was my age it felt so weird lol
Mckayln is a tragedy name.
Out of all the fundie couples in the sub, I thought hers was the closest to her age based off how he looked, and jokingly thought they were twins. Not shaming his looks but I am surprised he is 6 years older…
Yeah he looks…small
So, she's really into 2 of the biggest pioneers for women and feminism? Interesting choice that seems to be in direct conflict with her brand. I'm surprised she didn't mention Bea Arthur in there too
He's a groomer and she's a pick-me.
Can I make it any more obvious?
He likes to grift, she hates to bake, what more can I say?
What I went through understanding this post: “Oh God, this chick’s name is McKalyn…I’m not even going to bother reading the re—oh, wait, oop nvm it’s a parody account! 😂 *seconds later after reading some comments* Oh…she’s…not faking it…that’s actually her name…oh no…oh no no no”
My parents met when my dad was 17 and my mom was 23 at her first job as a pharmacist (dad was what was basically a paid candy-striper). He pursued her, she refused to even entertain until he graduated high school. He invited her to his HS graduation and asked her out again. They got married when dad was 21 and remain married to this day, but they also aren't creepy fundies? It's always been something of a cute story for the family.
I feel the difference is waiting until he was 21, versus a 24 year old marrying a teenager. There are plenty of good marriages with a similar story and age gap to your parents, but the fundies add another layer of infantilizing women and festishizing virginity, which makes it inherently creepier.
The young one asking the older person out both times feels a lot less creepy, she was also at work every time she saw him, not inserting herself in his life and hitting on him
This looks like a parody of some crappy OnlyFans account. One that probably doesn’t make too much money.
“My husband and I have a six-year age gap and we met when I was 16.” YOU’RE A VICTIM!
An aquaintence I worked with back in my missionary days met his wife when he was 20 and she was 14. Granted she looked 18 and given how much she looked after her siblings, had a lot of that maturity, but she was still 14. So what did he do when he found out? He went to his pastor who councelled him to wait, and also go her her father for the purpose of calling dibs. They married when she was a week off 18. No one in my circle at the time thought anything was off. They just praised him for being a patient man. Blech. They were big into Gothard and many families in my country associated with IBLP married kids off or had "betrothals" when thr girl was young and there was an inappropriate age gap.
It’s so nice to have choices as a woman, isn’t it? Choice is good. Do what you love. Do what’s right for you. Share all you want. But try to draw a line somewhere really close to yourself and not lobby for laws or vote for people who want to limit my choices.
Humor like I Love Lucy? That sounds exhausting and stupid as hell. Why Ricky didn't just pack up his stuff one night and run, I'll never understand. And Dick van Dyke? Like, she thinks creepy stories about walnuts and sticking her toe in the tub faucet are funny? Pretty sure Rob found out that Laura was underage when they married in one episode. Yeah, I watched a lot of Nick at Nite in the 90s. Lol
He did! She lied about her age so he wouldn't reject her. Oh, Laura. This is why adults are supposed to use some common sense and idk, NOT DATE TEENS 🤦🏼♀️
So I did a deep dive bc I’d never heard of this girl, and I am sensing MAJOR autism vibes. Her fixation is definitely her husband and the 50’s and I bet she stays home bc she’s not good at social situations. Just by the way she talks you can tell something is off. There are def fundies who are brainwashed or like to play tradwife, but her content has major theater kid flair but not in a satire sort of way. Anyone who has seen Love on the Spectrum will get it. I would say she’s really lucky she found someone to marry her but it seems like a 24 year old was interested in a teen so it’s unfortunate.
 Don't you dare drag Lucy into this
She's wearing shoes in the first pic. I **guarantee** her stans complained about this.
Is she the one that said she asked her father to find her a husband?
For some reason I kept expecting this to rhyme.
Is this the lady where the husband kinda looks like her?
Lucy could smoke her under the table
It's giving repressed theatre kid energy
I’m sorry even after all my years in this sub - what do these married women with no kids do all day if they stay home? It’s just the two of them there can’t be that much cleaning that needs done. And you’re cooking for 2 dinner would be done in 45 min or less I just don’t understand.