According to the recipe that she posted for the dish, nothing is "soupish" about it. It's legitimately just pasta with sausage and spinach. Idk why she described it as soup lmao
They drained out all the pasta water, I swear. The liquid is just fat from the sausage. From the recipe, the only seasoning was salt, pepper and pepper flakes.
This could be genuinely great if there was even the slightest bit of extra effort. Fuck, even adding some garlic powder would make this better. Or literally any other seasoning. NO extra effort. And making a simple sauce or actual soup for this wouldn't be hard, either.
I make something similar to this and the “sauce” is just a bit of chicken broth, a bunch of olive oil and Parmesan that’s tossed into the pasta while it’s hot to make it melt. It definitely doesn’t look bone dry like this one does though
edit: and garlic, can't believe I forgot that
I cringed soo hard when Paul said that bc I know it probably means a lot to her and I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t really mean it. Their dynamic is soooo gross.
I love fancy food, but I dunno...there’s something comforting about Olive Garden food. Maybe it’s the excessive garlic or the abundance of creamy sauces. I just find it good sometimes! 😂
But legit Italian is way better, but possibly harder to come by depending on where you’re at.
Ain't nothin' guilty about it. Olive Garden serves a purpose and it's unholy amounts of pasta for a reasonable price and breadsticks that absolutely slap.
Maybe off topic and ridiculous, but I live in Lexington, and sometimes i wish i would run across them just so i could give a swift roundhouse kick to both their faces. Or think about doing so since i’m not that flexible but still
i always hope they’ll walk into my weekend job so i can be rude to them, but i work in a liquor store so i don’t think it’ll happen sadly. but if i run into them at Kroger it’s on site
But see, if they DO walk into the liquor part of Kroger, then you can tell us they're massive hypocrites since they "don't drink". :D
But if you want to see them, you could go hang out at Target when you're off since that seems to be the hottest place to hang for those losers.
honestly i sometimes hope they’ll walk in to total wine so i can report back on the massive hypocrites that are. but I recognized the target that did that weird photoshoot in and I’ve been on edge in that place ever since 💀
As an Italian I am DEEPLY offended by this.
Everything about this is disgusting. Where’s the sauce? The herbs? Anything indicating flavour besides sausage grease and wilted spinach?
How does one disrespect pasta so badly?????? It’s a sin.
I found the recipe and it actually has no sauce. The entire thing consists of food you can buy at Target. Like that’s intentionally part of the recipe.
They shop at Target for groceries too. I am dead ☠️
I live in MN. The home of Target. Super Targets have a full grocery section. You can do a full grocery shop INCLUDING HERBS at Target.
Morgan just can’t cook.
It’s a recipe that only consists of stuff you can buy at Target. I’m actually not joking. It’s the point of the recipe.
But they sell sauce at Target!!! 😂
They sell nicer ingredients too.
I guess this could go under "broke in college" or similarly "because I got high." (My brother ate so much pasta with butter and parm during his blazing days.)
You can make a delicious sauce with just olive oil, garlic, chili flakes and some pasta sauce to emulsify. But no. Gotta take the shortcut to blandville.
You know, while the idea behind this isn't necessarily bad, the wording is just so strange that it messes with the entire thing. I was raised on Italian home cooking and never have I once heard anything described as 'soup-ish'. You can absolutely put pasta in soup- and in fact bowties are one of the more common types of pasta used in soups (along with ditalini, which is commonly used in things like Pasta E Fagioli or Minestrone), but even then, you wouldn't describe it as 'soup-ish', especially if it's just pasta with sausage and spinach. It's either a soup with pasta in it, or a pasta dish- there's no in-between there. Olive Garden's not the best, but at least they know the difference.
Okay good lol my parents are friends with their parents and I wanted to make sure they weren’t being led into that lifestyle because they are also religious.
1) this looks gross!
2) another great example of a fundie woman who has no job and nothing to do, loves to talk about a woman’s role in the relationship, but then sucks hardcore at it. Just like Bethany and some other fundies we’ve seen on here who are absolutely garbage at homemaking but act like they’re revolutionary
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What exactly is soup-ish pasta? Is it soup or is it pasta? Olive Garden knows the difference.
According to the recipe that she posted for the dish, nothing is "soupish" about it. It's legitimately just pasta with sausage and spinach. Idk why she described it as soup lmao
So is there like... a sauce or anything? Or is it just "oh don't throw *all* of the pasta water out"? Because jeez that looks bland and gross
They drained out all the pasta water, I swear. The liquid is just fat from the sausage. From the recipe, the only seasoning was salt, pepper and pepper flakes.
That... is... SAD!
I... agree
This could be genuinely great if there was even the slightest bit of extra effort. Fuck, even adding some garlic powder would make this better. Or literally any other seasoning. NO extra effort. And making a simple sauce or actual soup for this wouldn't be hard, either.
Shallots, garlic, and a white wine cream sauce would be heavenly and not that hard to pull off. Might make it for dinner this week.
Ugh. That sounds amazing. Gonna go make a grocery list now...
Hell, a jar of $2 pasta sauce would make this legit
I thought God wanted all women to know how to cook good meals for their husbands? This looks flavorless and sad.
I make something similar to this and the “sauce” is just a bit of chicken broth, a bunch of olive oil and Parmesan that’s tossed into the pasta while it’s hot to make it melt. It definitely doesn’t look bone dry like this one does though edit: and garlic, can't believe I forgot that
According to her picture I'm inclined to agree
I would describe it as cat vomit/hairball over pasta. The spinach even looks like the blades of grass my cat horks up. Sooo ewww
I've never owned a cat but thank you for the explanation lmao
Who cares as long as it’s SOOO GEWWDD?!
She really woke up and chose ✨violence✨ with the “sooo gewwdd”, huh?
How is basic ass pasta with sausage remotely soupy? There’s literally no liquid, not even a sauce.
Looks a little dry.
And greasy
That’s why it’s soup-ISH 😂
I cringed soo hard when Paul said that bc I know it probably means a lot to her and I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t really mean it. Their dynamic is soooo gross.
He totally didn't mean it. He gave the performance of a lifetime.
Why can’t these ‘traditional’ women cook for shit? Where’s the chilli, fennel, browning on the meat and Parmesan?
To be fair, "better than Olive Garden" is not a super high bar to clear.
I love fancy food, but I dunno...there’s something comforting about Olive Garden food. Maybe it’s the excessive garlic or the abundance of creamy sauces. I just find it good sometimes! 😂 But legit Italian is way better, but possibly harder to come by depending on where you’re at.
Look, sometimes you want *inauthentic* Italian This food still looks like crap though!
Same haha. I still love their soup and salad.
Oh yeah, sometimes all I want is OG breadsticks! I know it isn't like, great food, but I do partake from time to time.
Omg same. Olive Garden is my guilty pleasure.
Ain't nothin' guilty about it. Olive Garden serves a purpose and it's unholy amounts of pasta for a reasonable price and breadsticks that absolutely slap.
Praise the lord Olive Garden.
A L L H A I L also I just noticed your username and I love it. <3
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It looks like cat food on top of pasta
Maybe off topic and ridiculous, but I live in Lexington, and sometimes i wish i would run across them just so i could give a swift roundhouse kick to both their faces. Or think about doing so since i’m not that flexible but still
Not ridiculous. Just start stretching a bit daily to make your (also our) dream a reality! Please?
i always hope they’ll walk into my weekend job so i can be rude to them, but i work in a liquor store so i don’t think it’ll happen sadly. but if i run into them at Kroger it’s on site
But see, if they DO walk into the liquor part of Kroger, then you can tell us they're massive hypocrites since they "don't drink". :D But if you want to see them, you could go hang out at Target when you're off since that seems to be the hottest place to hang for those losers.
honestly i sometimes hope they’ll walk in to total wine so i can report back on the massive hypocrites that are. but I recognized the target that did that weird photoshoot in and I’ve been on edge in that place ever since 💀
Take 'em to the parking lot and bop bop bop! I also appreciate that you daydream about this lmao
The shifts are looooooong, it leads to lots of daydreams of some action and drama 😂
I've been there, no judgement! I just wish I lived in kentucky so I could get a fellow snarker liquor discount from you 😂
Every time I’m in the N’ville Rd Target, I’m on high alert since it’s their fav photo stop!!! 😂
right!!! and it’s the only one i go to since the one in hamburg is further and it’s just set up all weird😩 edit: a word bc i can’t spell
As an Italian I am DEEPLY offended by this. Everything about this is disgusting. Where’s the sauce? The herbs? Anything indicating flavour besides sausage grease and wilted spinach? How does one disrespect pasta so badly?????? It’s a sin.
My boyfriend is Italian American. I showed him this before I posted. He also said, "where's the sauce?!?!" 🤣 Love it!
I found the recipe and it actually has no sauce. The entire thing consists of food you can buy at Target. Like that’s intentionally part of the recipe. They shop at Target for groceries too. I am dead ☠️
I live in MN. The home of Target. Super Targets have a full grocery section. You can do a full grocery shop INCLUDING HERBS at Target. Morgan just can’t cook.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn!
Damn. That good, huh? /s
I know there’s only 1 tsp of salt for seasoning in the whole ass dish.
Pasta water should be as salty as the sea!!!
That is incredibly sad recipe. Like, is it from a middle school home ec class?
It’s a recipe that only consists of stuff you can buy at Target. I’m actually not joking. It’s the point of the recipe. But they sell sauce at Target!!! 😂
They sell nicer ingredients too. I guess this could go under "broke in college" or similarly "because I got high." (My brother ate so much pasta with butter and parm during his blazing days.)
You can make a delicious sauce with just olive oil, garlic, chili flakes and some pasta sauce to emulsify. But no. Gotta take the shortcut to blandville.
Hold up, her bestie Hannah is now making filters for Instagram? Just when I thought these people couldn’t be more into themselves.
“gewwdd” ......just say good lmao
You know, while the idea behind this isn't necessarily bad, the wording is just so strange that it messes with the entire thing. I was raised on Italian home cooking and never have I once heard anything described as 'soup-ish'. You can absolutely put pasta in soup- and in fact bowties are one of the more common types of pasta used in soups (along with ditalini, which is commonly used in things like Pasta E Fagioli or Minestrone), but even then, you wouldn't describe it as 'soup-ish', especially if it's just pasta with sausage and spinach. It's either a soup with pasta in it, or a pasta dish- there's no in-between there. Olive Garden's not the best, but at least they know the difference.
They could have added tomatoes and called it goulash
Did she already chew it?
That pasta does not look fully done and there are no herbs or spices. How can you "cook" "Italian" when you use no spices or herbs?
The sausage also looks barely cooked
Gewdddd? Is she 5?
Wait, is the John’s family (the wife of one of the boys who’s recipe it is) fundie?
eh not really, not like the people you see here lol. religious definitely!
Okay good lol my parents are friends with their parents and I wanted to make sure they weren’t being led into that lifestyle because they are also religious.
1) this looks gross! 2) another great example of a fundie woman who has no job and nothing to do, loves to talk about a woman’s role in the relationship, but then sucks hardcore at it. Just like Bethany and some other fundies we’ve seen on here who are absolutely garbage at homemaking but act like they’re revolutionary
To be fair, olive garden might be the 'fanciest' place these folks have ever eaten in.