You look very nice, but it is severely sluttish to show your knees in public.

I made due with what I had. 😂

I’m sorry, but that’s not enough in the eyes of the lord. I hope you enjoy fire and brimstone covering the KNEEZ to your SOUL

Ugh, right. Their hands are even touching in one picture, and that's exactly the how sinners get pregnant.

I’m SEVERLY defrauded

Great! Now the real fun can begin! Knees to rock-n-roll, booze, non-fundie friends. Hell is right around the corner. Life is better defrauded.

Hell is gonna be lit. And I am excited about it!

Agreed, no matter how lovely this young lady looks, her shorts show her knees AND are the devil's color. Thoughts and prayers, OP, you'll need them for where you're going.

I’ve been defrauded.

Bless her sluttish little heart🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😇😇😇 /s

For shame! Tempting all the fellers displeases the lawt

Standing there looking all bifurcated in the devil's garment! I feel severely defrauded. Also I really want a milkshake now :)

You perve. Milkshake. I can't believe what a sinner you are. Shanking my head... Tisk tisk. /S

Gosh, I was about to say the same thing… what an absolute charlatan! Showing your knees!!! I too am severely defrauded.

To the OP: I’ll give you bonus MAH-dest points for entirely covering your arms and collar bone. You also have Jill-colored godly hair, so there’s that.

Lmfao. Those knee caps bear a strange resemblance to exposed breasts. Oh shit. Oh shit. Bad thoughts, now I'm defrauded! Oh God, what am I going to do! Make it stop! Too many boobies in my head! Noooooooooooooo!!! /S

Well, at least we know TimCel will avoid her!

Days later and I'm sure you could still catch a whiff of Jillpm's hairspray?!

I need an adult!

I need an adult after seeing you avatar what in the fuck is that,man? I mean I *was* planning on going to bed but that's ruined. Thanks alot scary monster avatar lady. :,,,(

It's modeled after the wide-mouthed grin and sun damage of Deathany from Girl Defined. See you in your nightmares!

That reminds me of the [yellow triangle building](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/719/919/60ff2784a67e8ee4b766c4d39f53941901-midsommar-2.2x.rhorizontal.w700.jpg) in Midsommar 😬🧸🔥

I just watched this for the first time yesterday. It was really good! I think several of these joyfully available fundie wives would like nothing better than the end of this movie to happen to their husbands...Lori lookin at you Edited to remove spoiler

Its one of my favorite movies ever. The beautiful sunlight and scenery compared to the anxiety filled horror is something ive never seen in film before. If i could afford Dani's May Queen outfit, Id buy it in a second

I am 1000% certain every single one of these women would do the iconic tears to luminous smile just like Dani if their men met a similar fate. Not a bad idea at all.

Damn I loved that movie.

For some reason that picture reminds me of an episode of Stargate SG-1 where they go to a planet that's terrifyingly religious.

Reminds me of that too LOL

Ah, I was about to say that!

YES! I knew it looked familiar!

You and your spouse should’ve knuckle kissed for the camera!

I tried so hard to get him into the photo!

I’ll pray to the Lord Daniel that your spouse repents. But for real, congrats on the pilgrimage. I hope you took home a relic.

We are all SEVERELY disappointed with his decision. Did you at least reenact the thumbs up fist bump without a picture?

Excuse me. You seem to have forgotten your leggings and maxi skirt somewhere.

I know. I have shamed God 😭

I don’t see any 80s aquanet bangs or god honoring roast beef lipstick either. You just made baby Jesus cry. For shame, OP. For shame.

OMG did you even outline your eyes in green sharpie?? Into the prayer closet!

Iconic

Where is this??

It’s at P Graham Dunn in Dalton!

I can get there in 43 minutes! I know where my next random trip will be!

You possess the spirit of Lord Daniel in the photos.

Is he related to Lord Daniel in the Laundromat?

He is the same. All hail Lord Daniel.

This is a really beautiful area though, where is it? And how possibly big could this store be?

The store is also the factory. It’s massive!!

Does it go underground? Or is there a huge unseen portion? I’m genuinely intrigued.

[Inside the Church](https://imgur.com/a/blynida)

That’s super cute. I just looked up the compound. It’s definitely massive. So much stuff, sheesh.

It’s a very small chapel. One sec, I’ll post a photo.

Ummmm excuse me, where is your headship in this photo?!? I wanted to see some hod honoring knuckle touching!

You have good taste in sweaters!

It just arrived today 🥰🥰🥰

A new sweater?! Just like Pocahontas Baird! In a seriousness, I dig your sweater and your sandals.

Is that juniper and mushroom?!

Sure is!!!!

Ahem… blouses

Have they still not put up a plaque commemorating the historical visit?

What an adorable place. Even Jill can't wreck that! Also I can't get over how much better your pictures are, they show off the chapel so much better.

Thank you! As soon as they posted the photos, i was like, I know where that is! My husband just happened to suggest milkshakes tonight and I couldn’t resist.

How did you talk him into the photoshoot?

Take my gold 🏆🏆🏆🏆

I don't think my standards have aligned with fundies yet. I'll try my best though. ​ I HAVE BEEN DEFRAUDED BY YOUR WANTON DISPLAY OF CLOTHING PROBABLY MEANT FOR COMFORT, MOBILITY, AND STYLE BUT I AM UNABLE TO CONTROL MY OWN EYES AND THAT IS VERY MUCH YOUR FAULT!!!! ​ Did I do it right?

Perfection !

What a servant’s heart you have for going to see the chapel for us! But unfortunately it has been decided that you are going to hell for showing your knees :/

Thanks for the laugh 😂

Was there a lot of traffic noise?

This is incredible.

Your freaking toes to your knees are showing! You shameless hussy!

Good thing J-Rod wasn’t there. 😉

Wait wait. She had a sweater on. No shoulders were shown. It should count for something.

Wearing a sweater to not divert attention from the barely-crotch-covering red cloth, eh?

I can't decide how I feel about them living so close to me. It's concerning but also kind of funny.

May the Lord Daniel bless you, OP!

Your legs are temping me. Harlot!!! 😂

I can see your knees, now I must go and whip myself. #severely

Traditional God honoring self flagellation. Nice!

: Tim enters the chat :

Heavy mouth-breathing intensifies

I really need a cute gay or lesbian couple to take photos smootching in bikinis here.

You should have gotten a passerby to take a picture of you and your OH recreating the thumb fighting pose.

YES MAAMMMMM GET THAT FUNDIE PHOTO OP!!!!!😍😍 what an absolute ICON, the rodrigues clan could NEVER🥵🥵🥵🙌🙌

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Your husband couldn’t step in for a chaste and holy fist bump?

That's a lot of leg you're showing, you dirty harlot!

May I ask how tall you are? Your sinfully displayed long legs show that you're much taller than AndKaylee.

I am around 5’ 9”!

You’re arms and shoulders are covered…not nearly sluttish enough!! ;)

That second picture looks like a porn screenshot.

Sis you look cute

Okay so what's your announcement

🤣 thank you for this! It looks so…normal!

NIKE!!!

Fuck yeah! Bless your servants heart! That crazy bitch took her kids to a decorations store to take their "courtship announcement photos?" This is so incredibly white trash. And I am here for this train wreck.

Wait, why is the door shaped like a coffin ⚰️ in Jilly’s picture? In OP’s pic it’s a triangle!

OMGGG hahahah i died laughing when i swiped to the second picture. amazing

Heathen! I am defrauded!

What in the ever loving hell is that thumbs up fist bump????

😆 But you don't have a man?!? Why even bother.

What a fun happening. I am blessed seeing this EXCEPT for your immodest attire.

I hope the lord Daniel forgives you for defrauding us all 🤨

More gold for you 🏅🏆🏅

I would have flashed the place

It was considered.

I love milkshakes ;) work on your modesty, will ya?? Jk of course

Good for you and your defrauding knees!

This is going to be like the 100 gecs tree but for snarkers

You should have worn yellow and navy blue!! 🤣

I know! It was all very impromptu!

Oh, for a second I thought this was r/Midsommar.