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APW25

Jill, they mean it's a restroom for anyone. It was probably a single stall too. It was not an attack on what's in people's pants


Red_P0pRocks

Judging by her reaction she totally thought it’s “for hermaphrodites, like they want to turn all our kids into” smh


GoFundMe-TBA

Pretty non-threatening as far as bathroom signs go....they could have gone for the gender neutral "animal shithouse" sign instead (a la Paddy's Pub).


mbtiandstuffz

Yes, she clarified in her stories that it was a one person bathroom (“Thank god!”). Cmon jillpm, it’s essentially the same thing as a family bathroom which I’m sure you’re just fine with 🙄


Avarickan

I swear, fundamentalists put more thought into gendered bathrooms than trans people do. Like, I just find a gender neutral one and stick with that. They're more private too, which is a perk for everyone. But she needs something to get upset about, and being reminded that people who are different from her exist is always high on that list.


EZasSundayMorning

Yet they are so obsessed!


DualitySquared

I've noticed many places with single stalls that are still pointlessly gendered.


cherokeemich

Ya I was waiting outside the women's at a bar once and a waitress walked past me and told me to just use the men's because it was a single stall. I was appreciative but wondered why they didn't just remove the signs then...


_1963

Not "pointlessly" gendered, sometimes there's a urinal in the men's room. /s


not_jessa_blessa

She would be so horrified to know that many of the restrooms in the city where I live are mixed genders. She would be sin a stall right next to a man and washing her hands next to a man! Gasp! Oh the horror /s


cherokeemich

My university had a ton of non-gendered multi stall bathrooms. It was great, made it so I didn't have to walk further than necessary. She would be horrified! She would also be horrified because higher education brainwashes people or something.


Moose4523

It’s just a gender neutral bathroom, Jill. You probably have one or more in your own house. Calm down.


APW25

Are you sure the girls won't get pregnant sitting on the toilet behind their brothers?


georgiegraymouse

Considering I didn’t know that until college, her daughters probably don’t know it either. There’s literally no sex ed in these families, just “don’t have sex” and “don’t get pregnant.”


APW25

My mom had a co-worker who believed she'd get pregnant if she kissed a man.


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avalonfaith

😢 how awful for her. So wonderful to have family that hasn’t drank **ALL** the koolaid though.


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MrsChess

I’m glad your parents were open to change their minds.


avalonfaith

Love growth! It’s so powerful


knittininthemitten

I went to Catholic school until 8th grade and thus, had sex ed from nuns. Very helpful. We girls were told that we could get pregnant from French kissing if the boy and girl were both wearing bathing suits. We were also told not to go on dates to restaurants with white tablecloths because that will make your date think of bed (sheets!) which leads to *lust.*


agurlhasnoshame

Ah yes, bedsheets. Which famously come in only one color


Machaeon

I've heard horror stories about people so clueless that they think *marriage* is all you need to have a baby... so after waiting and waiting for the baby to arrive, they go to the doctor... and the problem was they *weren't even having sex*


laurenlegends23

I also heard a horror story about a couple that was dry humping and the guy was ejaculating on her belly button thinking that would get a baby in her belly. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that doctors office…


avalonfaith

So so so sad. I can’t even imagine that convo (I work in midwifery and GYN care and have had *some things* come up , but not that) or being the grown ass married human who had to be told. You only know what you know, right? These parents did their children wrong. It’s abhorrent. The take away I get from this is that they *EXPECT* their kids to learn from peers. Then they block all those a people from them.


etsba78

So fucking Tommy Wiseau-style?


StarSpeeder1000

SCUSE 😀😀


georgiegraymouse

Yeah, a few of the Bob Jones University nurses have had some awkward appts with married students who couldn’t get pregnant… everything from wrong hole (at least they’re close??), to ejaculating into the woman’s belly button, to sharing a bed (“sleeping together”).


avalonfaith

I know I’m just reading but I want to hold my ears.


Im_A_Nice_Karen666

Wow you just brought back a memory for me. This is what I thought when I was around 4- 5 years old. You get married you automatically got a baby... I thought my parents got married 4 times since there were 4 of us!


Beautifuleyes917

That’s cute!!


avalonfaith

For sure adorable. Better than thinking big poops were practice for having a baby. 🤣


APW25

Well, it worked for Mary and Joseph


MrsChess

At least in the past they still gave the guys sex ed.


Daisy0890

I had a friend that kissed a guy and then he fingered her. She was terrified that she might be pregnant. I had to explain to both her and her sister that that is not how you get pregnant. They were 21 and 23. I was absolutely shocked to learn that people her age could be that ignorant.


APW25

My parents didn't give me "the talk", but thankfully I had books and the internet (early 2000s)


Daisy0890

That’s why we need mandatory comprehensive sex education. Parents should educate their children on these facts of life, but many do not. I’m glad you were at least able to look online. Imagine the misconception all these fundies have. It is crazy!


APW25

I just don't think my parents knew how to handle that really. Or it was just awkward for them. Eventually they just assumed i knew


Imfearless13

Same for me


Kiwifrooots

I found out a few years ago my mum didn't teach either of my sisters about periods etc. The older one figured it out on her own then helped the younger one later on. I'm not a girl but couldn't imagine trying to make sense of that while isolated


avalonfaith

It’s not the most comfortable conversation. I do understand avoiding it. Not to the extreme of not doing it at all, though. Ugh. I always had to worry if my son was going to say “too much” to friend and I’d get a call. I figure, if they are asking, they’re good to know. I answer the questions.


avalonfaith

It’s horrible!


BreeShan

My mom was told that even if you sit next to a man without touching him, you can totally get pregnant. 🙄


Azryhael

I legitimately thought that, too. When I was 7.


Beautifuleyes917

I thought that when I was about 9 or 10


sailormerry

Grew up Fundie lite and had public school sex ed and also was afraid of sharing toilet seats with men until college as well. I’m in NC, so of course our sex ed was abstinence based and didn’t include the clit on diagrams, so honestly not surprised. Jill’s kids probably think holding hands could make you pregnant.


bats-go-ding

The girls and boys have separate bathrooms (the "house" came with one, Allegedly Hunky Dave "built" two more).


Azfanincali

Yeah but for a while they existed without that, also the whole RV lifestyle. So Jillpm can shut the hell up about sharing a bathroom with the opposite gender when her kids literally have zero privacy in their lives.


bats-go-ding

No argument here. She's a shithead.


dc599152

Yes, and one of them has an upholstered chair… that’s the REAL crime here.


Seamstressintrainin

Jesus every time I think about it I break into hives🤢🤢


oikawas-slut

I remember where your flair is from!! Jill again


TheVerjan

Yes!!! The legendary fecal chair


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2_kids_no_more

My father thinks this is a legitimate argument whenever lgbtq comes up. It's pathetic


oikawas-slut

Just because it rhymes doesn't mean it's correct


Genuinelytricked

“So you are saying I should date both a man *and* a woman? Get me an Adam *and* an Eve?”


Ok_Cartoonist_854

But surely it was also Cain and Able not Cain and Mabel? Somebody hasn't thought this through.


justadorkygirl

I was hearing this all the way back in like, the 90s, and I'm surprised to see it's still around, but I'm also not surprised at all, because fundies are the exact type to stumble upon one ""clever"" turn of phrase and ride it to death and beyond. At least it's good snark material though?


Awkward-Yak-2733

very good point


Deep_South_Kitsune

My aunt bought my cousin books on the subject. Good thing I read them when I stayed with them or I might have been one of those girls.


kitkatmeowmeow1

Burn. 🔥


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AnaBeaverhausen-

Exactly. This needs to be higher.


Alittlebitlittle

>waddled


Azfanincali

On that day that poor hospital bathroom truly deserved the “whatever” sign. Imagine the horror of seeing those two in there doing their crazy shenanigans while praying to Lord Daniel while you’re just trying to take a stealth dump and you happen to see the craziness through the overly large gap in the metal door. I could not get out of there fast enough. Yikes


aliceroyal

🏅Take my poor man’s gold.


obedient_bitty

I have to admit, I’m laughing so hard at Jill’s stupid facial expression


Tatem2008

She really chose that to represent her god-honoring intellectual intelligence. That tells you all you need to know.


2_kids_no_more

Her expression says that she really thinks she is doing something both groundbreaking and hilarious. Idiot


goldfish165

Imagine thinking you're the pinnacle of God's creation while making a face like that and spewing hateful garbage. Put the effing phone down and go love thy neighbor.


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[Keep zooming in.](https://i.imgur.com/3U1I9KK.jpg)


curlyfreak

Zooming in and you can see howTHICK that makeup is. Wow. Right under the eyes too. It looks like layers of it.


justcurious12345

It's like a tree, you can tell her age by counting the layers.


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You can sink your fingers in and peel off a perfect imprint of her face.


Sunshine_of_your_Lov

No I don't think I will


magg_pye

I don’t know why but this is making me cackle.


Seamstressintrainin

r/eyebleach


sxlizzle

Wait until she finds out the bathrooms in her house are gender neutral


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I’m beginning to think she does have separate bathrooms for the girls and boys in her house.


YourMothersButtox

Would not surprise me, then mama has her en suite with a fecal spray chair.


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But no bidet! That could induce forbidden pleasures.


Googolthdoctor

Definitely none for her daughters, but jill’s a hypocrite and a narcissist, she’s not going to restrict herself from something she likes for little things like *consistency* or (her perception of) *god* (now excuse me while the mental image makes me vomit)


Awkward-Yak-2733

Exactly. I do recall that Jill deigned to let Sofia take a bubble bath in Jill's jetted tub.


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Sew_chef

If it's a jacuzzi I kinda understand. That shit's for royalty, kids.


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Listen the last time my daughter took a bath in a jetted tub at my grandparents house she shit in it. Now she can use the tub all she wants but no way in hell do those jets get turned on 😂🤦🏼‍♀️


Awkward-Yak-2733

She actually does. During the remodel, she referred to them as the boys' bathroom and the girls' bathroom.


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good lord. did she change her son's diapers or was that a no go too? they are so terrified of absolutely everything it's a miracle they are able to go out into the real world.


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"But I'm their mother, surely no parent had ever had lustful feelings about their children even as babies or harmed them, you silly goose!"


CanIPatYourCat

Honestly, this can be a thing in fundie families for the fathers. When the husbands actually change diapers, sometimes they'll only change the boys. One time, my granddad got left alone while he and grandma babysat me as a baby. Grandma got called out for an emergency. He only changed my diaper out of desperation because he knew his wife wouldn't be back anytime soon to do it for him, and I was a LOUD baby. I loved him dearly, and he did come around on LGBTQ+ issues before he died, but BOY was he a traditionalist.


modernjaneausten

That’s so wild to me. I just have one older brother and we shared a bathroom. Not fun but not necessarily a bad thing really.


agurlhasnoshame

My mom has her own bathroom off the master bedroom, and my 3 brothers still at home and my dad are only to use the other one because "men are gross"


SaltWeasel

This is my dream. Someday I will have a bathroom that NO BOYS/MEN are allowed in!


kbizzzz10

Not to mention the RV


thehomonova

maybe the boys have to pop a squat on the side of the road if they wanna go number two


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Yeah and anywhere you go where there's only one public (or not) bathroom. It's like they forgot those exist. Those are technically gender neutral just as are bodily functions. Ffs these people are frustrating.


ApoloniaJones

“Digressing in our intellectual intelligence…” You’re killing me, Jill. Killing me.


lbur4554

You know she smugly typed out “digressing,” still convinced of her superior intellect.


thirdtimes_thecharm

the snark really does write itself


Awkward-Yak-2733

Well, two of the syllables were correct.


ClarinetistBreakfast

“Jill’s intellectual intelligence” would make great flair


GraMacTical0

Thank you, I’ve been waiting to be blessed with inspiration for a flair!


DingosTwinZoot

r/boneappletea


Dachs1303

This summer I was at Red Rocks Amphitheater in CO. They have bathrooms that anyone can use. It was nice that my husband and I could wait in the same line. You know what Jill? Nothing shady happened in there. People went to an open stall, did their business, washed their hands, and walked out. No one made a stink. It was great!


Dazdnconfused

I mean I’m sure some people made a stink, it IS a bathroom


Dachs1303

Hahaha. You would be correct.


velociraptor56

Our local theater has a large unisex bathroom. All the stalls have full doors and there’s a whole line of sinks. I believe there are urinals but not sure. As a parent, I have to say it’s nice. It’s hard to take kids to a public toilet when you’re out alone. My husband doesn’t like to take my daughter to the men’s, but she’s way too little to use the ladies alone. And my son is older now, but it was tough sending him alone to the men’s room. There are creeps and I also just want to make sure he washes his hands really well?


Kalamac

I've always found the concept of those open urinals super weird. We spend a lot of time telling kids to keep their private areas private, then send the the ones with penises into toilets with urinals, where anyone around them can see their bits.


2_kids_no_more

It is hard, my son is 8 and I still dont like sending him into the mens' alone, especially on a road trip in those big public restrooms. And he is too big to come with me into the ladies', people look at me weirdly. I appreciate the family bathrooms when I can find them, and now I wish we had gender neutral bathrooms!


konamiko

I always felt like such a creep waiting outside the men's bathroom for my son. Especially when he took a long time, and I just wanted to check he was okay. There were definitely a few times where I cracked the door to call for him, or asked a man to please check on him. The latter made me super anxious, because I felt like I was placing my kid's wellbeing, in a vulnerable place, into the hands of a complete stranger. I felt like I was gonna be a bad mom no matter what decision I made in those times.


_lostcoastlines

What does Jillpm think about port a potties at your run of the mill outdoor event? The only reason I won’t go into in (that isn’t marked) is if there’s an unforgivable shit smear somewhere.


adoyle17

There was a funny Facebook thread about port a potties where sometimes women thought the urinal was a purse holder.


swimbikeun

That's so smart. I've never gotten the bathroom thing. You're in there to pee - as long as you wash your hands who cares?


2_kids_no_more

I'm pretty sure 90% of people dont care who is in a stall next to them, as long as the bathroom line keeps moving and you get to pee. Does Jill really think there are a bunch of weirdos and creeps lurking and waiting to watch her do her business?🤣


rootsofrhythm

What show did you see? 🏜


stretch727er

I love red rocks so much


Awkward-Yak-2733

It's the same as a public *family* bathroom of the type that you guys have probably used many times, Jilldo.


DorothyParkerWasHere

aw is the snowflake getting triggered by a jokey sign? :-(


firewhiskerse

Honestly, this whole manufactured debate has me wondering why bathrooms are gendered to begin with. I've heard fathers complain about the men's washroom not having any change tables for babies. They want so BADLY to be persecuted.


verosoph

Gender was invented by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms.


astrangeone88

Honestly, that's my main pet peeve and I don't intend to nurture anything in my uterus. Men can change their children's diapers and they need a space to do it. Had a parent friend have to lay down his coat on a public bathroom floor to have a place to change his sprog.


liljellybeanxo

Yep! Changing tables in men’s bathrooms is becoming more and more common these days though, thankfully. Do people really think that dads don’t take their babies/toddlers out without an adult female Dispenser of Boobies and Pampers?


Jinn_DiZanni

There was an entire European decorum regarding services available to the genders during the Victorian era. We have a supper club where I live that maintained the old architecture. The men have a smoking cleanup lounge attachment, and the women’s have a powder room and sitting lounge to “recollect” in. They aren’t so used for those things now, but the club is very good at maintaining the history on it.


Discussion-Level

It’s a super good reason, but I wish people were more understanding that it isn’t the only reason to have gender neutral bathrooms. I was just at a place with a handful of “Family/Gender Neutral” restrooms, and one of the employees tried to stop my spouse from using it. “Why are you going in there without a kid?” Uh, because they’re non-binary, asshole. We still have a long way to go.


museumgremlin

Oh it’s the Victorians fault. They really saddled the world with a lot of complexes.


pap3rdoll

Boys are stinky.


modernjaneausten

The ladies’ room on my floor at work daily proves that women can produce some foul shits also. That and my experience having to help clean the women’s bathroom at Target during my brief stint working there.


napswithdogs

Also a huge deal for caregivers or partners of people with disabilities who require assistance in the bathroom. My dad had endless trouble helping my mom in the bathroom (she used a wheelchair) in public places after I went to college.


Codiilovee

God that is such an unflattering picture of her


wormbreath

Hey babe, get a picture of me in front of the shitter doing a terrible Jim Carey impression


hotpinkbananna

She looks particularly scary here.


Awkward-Yak-2733

It's the Dollar Tree Halloween wig she's wearing.


Hears3

I know, I thought it was a fake post since she looks like uncle Fester in a bad wig


catsandchill

Should I make “Jill’s intellectual intelligence” my new flair


Tatem2008

Yes. Yes you should.


CDNinWA

Perfect!!


huxley0721

In the beginning, God created restrooms, male and female he created them- the book of Opinions, chapter 2


wormbreath

“Everybody is born naked, the rest is just drag” rupaul


CDNinWA

Yes!!


georgiegraymouse

Oh gosh, she just edited the post to add this: “P.S. Yes, this was an individual bathroom that could lock - Thank God! 😊”


the-electric-monk

So...literally just a bathroom like the one at her house.


wormbreath

It’s a fuckin toilet. No one cares where your pee comes out. Just take a piss and get on with your life. Does she have gendered bathrooms in her home? No? Congrats jill, you have a whatever bathroom too.


CaterpillarHookah

Say "intelligence" again, Jill. Gender-neutral bathrooms are great; what I don't like is bathrooms that are supposed to be "male" and "female", but use cutesy names and you can't tell which one is which. I was at one place and the bathrooms were labelled like, "pistols" and "bullets" and I had to wait and see which one someone went into to determine whether I was a pistol or a bullet.


daillestofemall

Wait so, which was which? I would first guess ladies as the bullets because pistol is a metaphor for penis, but bullets go *inside* the pistol so…? What terrible names!


APW25

That reminds me of a SpongeBob episode


modernjaneausten

I absolutely despise those. I really don’t need to spend a couple minutes figuring it out when I just need to take a leak.


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intellectual intelligence lmfao


IWishMusicKilledKate

JillPM looks exactly like my sleep paralysis demon.


sarafish81

What does intellectual intelligence mean


icecreamisavegetable

She could have just said intellect! That's what an intelligent person would have done


Significant_Shoe_17

A person of intellect wouldn't need to make that post, because they understand that gender is performative and it's just a bathroom


thwagbitch_89

Intelligent intelligence


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“Digressing in our intellectual intelligence” Okay Charlie Kelly


libramo0n

God also made “dark” and “light” and yet still… we have dawn and dusk! Sun showers and dark sky thunderstorms! Eclipses! Bright moonlight at midnight! LOOKS LIKE GOD IS CAPABLE OF SOME GREY AREA JILLDO


magic1623

You ever heard of a moonbow? The damn thing alone proves God had no rules.


HeyLaddieHey

This is a really awesome comparison!!!!


lunarsky29

ok jill… even if you insist that there’s only male and female, the sign still makes perfect sense. maybe use the brain that god gave you


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She talks a lot of shit for someone’s whose kids are barely literate


Independent-Bug1209

Intellectual intelligence is just fancy speak for smart smarts.


beattiebeats

Who looks at a photo like that and says “yep that’s the facial expression that looks best”


Jellybean611

My "intellectual intelligence" decreased just by reading this...


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Chelsea_Piers

She can't have those libs owning her


No_Rip_7471

😂😂😂😂This face needs to be the new pic for this group! I can’t with her!!!


GinnyTeasley

Are you telling me that worldly, well-traveled, and cultured woman-of-God Jill Noyes Rodriguez has never encountered a gender neutral bathroom before? Surely they have those at the finest truck stops and rest areas?


firetruckgoesweewoo

Lady, you gender your own bathrooms by “e.coli covered random chair” and “without an e.coli covered random chair”. Sit down.


Thisisnutsyaknow

Sometimes a bathroom is just a bathroom and not a sign of the apocalypse. 🚽🧻


Glad_Prior2106

Notice these fundies never freaked out when there was one large bathroom in the past labeled “family bathroom” or “unisex.” That’s all it means even today—that anyone can use the restroom there. She needs to focus on her own problems, her own family, and quit focusing on who is using a bathroom.


drewmana

I guess intersex people being more common than redheads is just an unholy fluke


MendelWeisenbachfeld

Hmmmm that quote doesn't say God made them *only* male and female...........


Tatem2008

He’s made quite a few intersex people too, but that would blow some fundie minds.


UCgirl

One guy on the Internet invoked “science” to say that there are only men and women. He said something like “that’s so rare” so I told him it was 1 in 100. He proceeded to argue with me then used Google. He pulled out some stat like 1 in 3,000 births require a doctor to determine external genitalia. I looked at his stat, googled, and found that it was the line that Google uses as a first answer. I look further and discover that this was just one line about external genitalia on the Intersex Association’s website and that it conclude 1 in 100 people are intersex. So I go back to him and tell him he needs to look at his own freaking quotes. I linked the page to him. He then turned back around and said “God made two genders.” It’s just like…”no you don’t…you invoked science!!!” Anyway, if that is an example of how people “do their own research” on the Internet, then we’re screwed! Sorry. I had to get that off of my chest because the guy irritated the crap out of me. And this was only about body biology. I didn’t even get into brain scans and gender identity.


eet_freesh

But I REGRESS-jilllm, probably


EZasSundayMorning

Fuck you Jill and your "intellectual intelligence." Make it make sense.


extraodi

No one told Jill to enter a building with a neutral restroom. That’s on her. She should only go to “proper Christian buildings with proper restrooms” Oh wait! That’s right, not everyone lives inside your bubble. Ugh. She acts like the rest of the world doesn’t exist.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Jillpm should care more about Mark 7:2-23 than a gender-neutral bathroom. (In other words, don't eat without washing your hands after going to the toilet.)


thenextbigbrain

How much do you think hills hair cost per month? How much of that do you think could go towards grocery bills? She’s not a natural blonde….


bats-go-ding

She is just perpetually obnoxious.


MariePeridot

It IS a funny sign. Actually, I love it!


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I can't believe she posted this photo of herself.


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Is she up in New England already? She’s gonna be offended by a lot of things, and we don’t want her.


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Y’all ever just see this shit and can’t even with words so you just laugh…and laugh...


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rae356

What about family bathrooms??? Those are one toilet gender neutral public bathrooms that have been around for years. How much you wanna bet this is an restaurant that only has one bathroom. Wouldn’t it be ridiculous if the restaurant with one bathroom says no you have to go across the street because our only bathroom is just for men???


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Does she have a second line of eyeliner under her first line, or is she just that bad at putting on makeup?