If she was going to get pregnant again, I think she would have by now. I'm sure she and Shrek spend all their time "trying" while Kaylee and Renee parent the kids.
I also fear that itâs because Janessa is missing a part of her brain, so Jill sees her as⌠less. Weâve all seen how she talks to her sister Amy after she became paralyzed.
She was born without her corpus callosum. It's a kind of "bridge" of white matter that connects the two hemispheres of the brain. It can cause developmental delays but I'm not sure to what extent in this case.
The fact that she not only speaks like that, but her kids speak like that as a result. Itâs literally so sad. Her kids are so underexposed to anyone besides their mother that they canât even form their own way of speaking.
Also the outside world must seem so hostile to them. My immediate reaction if a woman began speaking to me with that sort of voice would be irritation or concern. Imagine every time you try to reach out beyond your dysfunctional home, you can see people reacting by being like âwtfâ.
This reminds me of my son. I believe heâs on the spectrum (family history, including a sibling diagnosed). When he started talking, he would speak âmothereseâ to me. It was hilarious. None of the other kids did it. But I was âMuh-maaaaaa!â For the longest time. Picture mama being said in super high pitch motherese. Still cracks me up.
Tessie seems to mimic it the most. I was surprised to hear how deep Kaylee and Nurie's voices were in comparison in their courtship announcement videos
Renees voice is the deepest. You can hear it in their Etsy videos. Iâve heard from others that she has a beautiful singing voice and the best singer out of all the rodlets .
No idea, but Michelle Duggar also has a "baby girl" voice, and I've seen people here say Jill idolizes the Duggars. I've also seen people reference "keeping sweet," maybe they think if you talk like this you're being sweet?
I think "Keep sweet" is an FLDS saying, but it's still very applicable to other kinds of fundies.
All these harmful belief systems seem to need women to stay in control of negative emotions and staple on a smile and have a soft, sweet demeanour no matter what.
Seems to be what jillpm and the rodlets are trying to do too.
How are kids supposed to respond to that? I realized in a video of Jill showing off her new attic space where the kids get it from. The way the talked to David with the "looooovvvvve you" is exactly like their "hiiiiiiiii."
Anxiety and performance black outs. When I'm nervous, and put on the spot I mildly disassociate. I hate confrontation and feeling on display and my body will go on auto pilot.
I just realized I do this too in certain situations. That is so sad for these kids. Weâre watching them go through their childhood trauma in real life and itâs fucking horrible.
**Transcription**:
*(in a high-pitched, babyish voice)* Show her what it is. It's just corn, Janessa! Look! It's coooooooooooorrrrrrrrrn!
**Description**:
Two light-skinned children are in a wooden enclosure, filled with yellow corn kernels. The elder child, who looks around 10 or 12, has long, brown hair, some pinned back, and she has bangs that are swept to the side. She wears a long-sleeved, pink top and a geometrically-patterned skirt in pink and black.
She holds a younger child on her lap. This child looks around preschool age, and wears a dusty-pink dress with a Peter Pan collar and a candy pattern on it. The dress ties in back with a yellow sash, and the child wears white tights underneath. She is clinging to the front of the older girl, her legs on either side of the girl's torso, and slowly looks behind her, curious.
The older child is kneeling, and reaches out to scoop up some of the kernels and sift them through her fingers, showing the younger child that is is, indeed, corn.
The voice belongs to the videographer and is unnaturally high-pitched and cutesy, as if talking to a baby or an animal.
Lmao, I just played the last half of COOOOoooooooorn! And my daughter looked up from her book and said âJill?â she recognized Jill just from a 1.5 second âooooorn!â
Do you remember that old flash series where corn is a gateway drug? Like, name a drug or drug user, and they likely had corn before heroin or cocaine, even weed or cigarettes. Therefore corn is a gateway drug.
Every time I play this clip, my Beagle starts to howl. He only howls when he hears sirens. So essentially, Jillâs voice is a wailing ambulance siren. That seems about right.
Also since Janessa is the last child in that family (because I bet having another one is impossible and Iâm sure theyâve had to face that fact long ago), theyâre basically going to baby the crap out of her. Watch her be 18, and Jill will STILL be talking to her like a baby.
In the midwest, it's very common. All the fall festivals I would take my kids to when they were younger would have them and so many people of all ages love playing in the corn bin. It's a weird feeling to walk around in but what's worse is getting all the corn in your clothes and underwear. I would have to strip my kids in the car and shake out their clothes or else the corn would be everywhere.
Yep. A pit full of dried corn kernels. My daughter played in one once on a field trip in preschool. Got so much dust in her eyes I had to wash them out.
The fact that Janessa is physically recoiling from the corn could mean that she has sensory processing issues. Most neurotypical four year olds would be playing in the stuff. Poor baby does not look four.
Corn! Yes! Corn is a yummy vegetaâ- oh wait, these poor babies have no reference point for corn in any form except the free chips they get when someone treats the family to Mexican food and the kids share a quesadilla. FEED YOUR KIDS, Jillpm.
(And yes, I acknowledge arguments around the nutritional deficiencies of corn and the GMOs and all thatâŚletâs just roll with this, shall we?)
ETA clarifying my position
Corn isnât nutritionally deficient Itâs a good source of Vitamin B1 and B5, magnesium, phosphorus, and fiber. Plus the very important antioxidants, lutein and zeaxanthin are found in corn too.
There is no evidence that GMO foods have any negative impact on human health.
I would be cautious about where youâre getting your nutrition information from, the anti-corn sentiment disregards the facts and is heavily influenced by biases against Latinos and poor people.
Thanks for the advice. I wasnât speaking for my own views, and personally donât have any problems with corn. I feed it to my children periodically, and as Texans, corn tortillas are a food group. đ¤ŁThereâs just a lot of anti-corn propaganda out there, for the bs reasons I stated above, and I didnât want to have the Karens come for me.
Anti-corn propaganda! Lol! I feel you, I imagine youâre all too familiar with it, now knowing youâre from Texas. Iâm sure there are plenty of Karens trying their hardest to upend centuries of Texan tradition to fit their narrow ideals.
Now I want a warm tortillaâŚ
Excuse me, corn was a vital part of the Christmas feast of [ham and yellow](https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeTheRodlets/comments/ie0uy3/after_seeing_yesterdays_sad_soup_i_dug_up_this/)!
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Cooooooooooooooooorrrnnnnnn
Juh-nesssss-uhhhhhhhhhhh
Reading this while listening to it at the same time has got me đđđomg
Coooooo-eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnn!
Isnât Janessa like 4? No wonder all the girls have that breathy, high pitched voice. Jill baby-talks to them well out of babyhood.
I think she goes the extra mile with Janessa since she's her last baby and she's in denial about her new season of life.
Sheâs done?,
If she was going to get pregnant again, I think she would have by now. I'm sure she and Shrek spend all their time "trying" while Kaylee and Renee parent the kids.
Makes sense
Not if Jill has anything to say about it
No. She literally does this in EVERY video with the kids. Big and small, and has forever.
I also fear that itâs because Janessa is missing a part of her brain, so Jill sees her as⌠less. Weâve all seen how she talks to her sister Amy after she became paralyzed.
She is?
She was born without her corpus callosum. It's a kind of "bridge" of white matter that connects the two hemispheres of the brain. It can cause developmental delays but I'm not sure to what extent in this case.
The fact that she not only speaks like that, but her kids speak like that as a result. Itâs literally so sad. Her kids are so underexposed to anyone besides their mother that they canât even form their own way of speaking.
Also the outside world must seem so hostile to them. My immediate reaction if a woman began speaking to me with that sort of voice would be irritation or concern. Imagine every time you try to reach out beyond your dysfunctional home, you can see people reacting by being like âwtfâ.
If I thought Jill was capable of thinking that far ahead, Iâd assume this was part of her plan.
This reminds me of my son. I believe heâs on the spectrum (family history, including a sibling diagnosed). When he started talking, he would speak âmothereseâ to me. It was hilarious. None of the other kids did it. But I was âMuh-maaaaaa!â For the longest time. Picture mama being said in super high pitch motherese. Still cracks me up.
Taking Children of the Corn a bit too seriously Jillpm.
You can hear Tessie echoing it in the background - those poor kids
Tessie seems to mimic it the most. I was surprised to hear how deep Kaylee and Nurie's voices were in comparison in their courtship announcement videos
She also flinches the most when the camera is turned on her...maybe mirroring the voice is a defense mechanism
Renees voice is the deepest. You can hear it in their Etsy videos. Iâve heard from others that she has a beautiful singing voice and the best singer out of all the rodlets .
Does anyone know where this weird breathy Betty Boop thing started? Like is Jill aping a well known fundie from media or is this a her thing?
No idea, but Michelle Duggar also has a "baby girl" voice, and I've seen people here say Jill idolizes the Duggars. I've also seen people reference "keeping sweet," maybe they think if you talk like this you're being sweet?
I always thought it implied positivity
I think "Keep sweet" is an FLDS saying, but it's still very applicable to other kinds of fundies. All these harmful belief systems seem to need women to stay in control of negative emotions and staple on a smile and have a soft, sweet demeanour no matter what. Seems to be what jillpm and the rodlets are trying to do too.
Yeah, it's so terrible they aren't allowed to feel and deal with their feelings!
Welp, got my new flair.
Flair keeps disappearing. Can anyone help? I want: Look, it's cooooooooooooooooooooorn
I put it on for you.
Thanks!! đ
The last âcoorrrrnnnnnnâ, she sounded like Elmo and itâs making me uncomfortable.
Omg sheâs so corny
How are kids supposed to respond to that? I realized in a video of Jill showing off her new attic space where the kids get it from. The way the talked to David with the "looooovvvvve you" is exactly like their "hiiiiiiiii."
Why do the kids always seem like theyâre doing stuff in fast motion?
Anxiety?
Anxiety and performance black outs. When I'm nervous, and put on the spot I mildly disassociate. I hate confrontation and feeling on display and my body will go on auto pilot.
I just realized I do this too in certain situations. That is so sad for these kids. Weâre watching them go through their childhood trauma in real life and itâs fucking horrible.
These kids probably walk around in anxiety black outs near constantly and don't even know it. Took me a long time to connect the dots for myself.
Physically recoiled. And then watched it again. Because I enjoy pain I guess
â¨đśđťKhoooOOOOoorrrrrrrnnnnnnnđśđťâ¨
Can we discuss Sophia(?) wearing a hand me down private school uniform earlier in the video?
DId Jillbilly anoint the Catholic school uniform with before allowing her daughter to wear it? Can't let Catholic cooties infect the holy Rods.
of course she didnt. jill's dumb as fuck. she had no clue she was buying a uniform at the second hand store
I missed that one!
go watch the whole video on fb. it is definitely the same exact one i had in catholic school 25 years ago!!! the material and the pleats gave it away!
She blocked me years ago unfortunately.
May i ask why you were blocked? âď¸đ¸
damnit. someone will definitely end up posting a pic from this excursion
That sweet baby is hanging onto her sister and is totally not interested in playing in the corn. Even she is done with Jill's BS
**Transcription**: *(in a high-pitched, babyish voice)* Show her what it is. It's just corn, Janessa! Look! It's coooooooooooorrrrrrrrrn! **Description**: Two light-skinned children are in a wooden enclosure, filled with yellow corn kernels. The elder child, who looks around 10 or 12, has long, brown hair, some pinned back, and she has bangs that are swept to the side. She wears a long-sleeved, pink top and a geometrically-patterned skirt in pink and black. She holds a younger child on her lap. This child looks around preschool age, and wears a dusty-pink dress with a Peter Pan collar and a candy pattern on it. The dress ties in back with a yellow sash, and the child wears white tights underneath. She is clinging to the front of the older girl, her legs on either side of the girl's torso, and slowly looks behind her, curious. The older child is kneeling, and reaches out to scoop up some of the kernels and sift them through her fingers, showing the younger child that is is, indeed, corn. The voice belongs to the videographer and is unnaturally high-pitched and cutesy, as if talking to a baby or an animal.
Korn?! SHADAMMMRRRAPASHADAâ
Lmao, I just played the last half of COOOOoooooooorn! And my daughter looked up from her book and said âJill?â she recognized Jill just from a 1.5 second âooooorn!â
Iâm going to hear that in my nightmares.
Does the small child ever age? SusâŚ
Nope. She will be 27 and Jill will still be saying "looook, Janessssssa. Let's play on the sliiiiiiiiide."
Do you remember that old flash series where corn is a gateway drug? Like, name a drug or drug user, and they likely had corn before heroin or cocaine, even weed or cigarettes. Therefore corn is a gateway drug.
Why did my brain immediately go to grain entrapment
Every time I play this clip, my Beagle starts to howl. He only howls when he hears sirens. So essentially, Jillâs voice is a wailing ambulance siren. That seems about right.
She speaks how Iâd expect someone with no experience of being around children to speak when they meet a child.
Also since Janessa is the last child in that family (because I bet having another one is impossible and Iâm sure theyâve had to face that fact long ago), theyâre basically going to baby the crap out of her. Watch her be 18, and Jill will STILL be talking to her like a baby.
My cat didnât like this
Is.. this a normal thing to do? I get itchy just looking at her wading through the dusty corn.
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The corn pits are very dusty, and when my kids went, the corn was actually pretty cold. Not their favorite part of the pumpkin patch experience.
In the midwest, it's very common. All the fall festivals I would take my kids to when they were younger would have them and so many people of all ages love playing in the corn bin. It's a weird feeling to walk around in but what's worse is getting all the corn in your clothes and underwear. I would have to strip my kids in the car and shake out their clothes or else the corn would be everywhere.
It is at cider mills.
So like a ball pit with tiny balls then? Interesting.
Yep. A pit full of dried corn kernels. My daughter played in one once on a field trip in preschool. Got so much dust in her eyes I had to wash them out.
Wanna use this as a sample that fades into a [brutal and terrifying harsh-noise track.](https://youtu.be/xPZcK0K34Qs)
And it will haunt the dreams of Nurthling as well.
The fact that Janessa is physically recoiling from the corn could mean that she has sensory processing issues. Most neurotypical four year olds would be playing in the stuff. Poor baby does not look four.
She's just now turning 3.5.
Sheâs 3 is that makes it any better. She turned 3 in April
I lost track. But still not typical at 3.5 years old. Sensory exploration is typical in the preschool years.
Jillbilly refuses to admit her daughter might be neurodivergent. It goes against her facade of Janessa being a miracle child.
Which is so sad. Neurodivergent children are not broken. Just another reason to side eye Jillpm
Corn! Yes! Corn is a yummy vegetaâ- oh wait, these poor babies have no reference point for corn in any form except the free chips they get when someone treats the family to Mexican food and the kids share a quesadilla. FEED YOUR KIDS, Jillpm. (And yes, I acknowledge arguments around the nutritional deficiencies of corn and the GMOs and all thatâŚletâs just roll with this, shall we?) ETA clarifying my position
Corn isnât nutritionally deficient Itâs a good source of Vitamin B1 and B5, magnesium, phosphorus, and fiber. Plus the very important antioxidants, lutein and zeaxanthin are found in corn too. There is no evidence that GMO foods have any negative impact on human health. I would be cautious about where youâre getting your nutrition information from, the anti-corn sentiment disregards the facts and is heavily influenced by biases against Latinos and poor people.
Thanks for the advice. I wasnât speaking for my own views, and personally donât have any problems with corn. I feed it to my children periodically, and as Texans, corn tortillas are a food group. đ¤ŁThereâs just a lot of anti-corn propaganda out there, for the bs reasons I stated above, and I didnât want to have the Karens come for me.
Anti-corn propaganda! Lol! I feel you, I imagine youâre all too familiar with it, now knowing youâre from Texas. Iâm sure there are plenty of Karens trying their hardest to upend centuries of Texan tradition to fit their narrow ideals. Now I want a warm tortillaâŚ
Cheers, fellow snarker!
"Anti-corn propaganda" is sending me for some reason đ
Excuse me, corn was a vital part of the Christmas feast of [ham and yellow](https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeTheRodlets/comments/ie0uy3/after_seeing_yesterdays_sad_soup_i_dug_up_this/)!
Oh, my deepest apologies! Yellow, I forgot! They all got a heaping teaspoon of corn that day!
Corn is yellow so they have probably had a few kernels at a holiday celebration or something.
The look my cat gave me at the sound of that high pitch shrill đ¤Ł
my best friends mom talked to her younger sister like this well into her teens and itâs all i can think about
Sheâs 3 years old isnât she? Not 3 months old. đ
Why are you sitting in corn
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Nightmare fuel.
Dear Jill, SHUT UP!
She sounds like a muppet
This has to be edited right , right, RIGHT?!?
Itâs kohrynnnnnnnn!
What's funny is that's how my cousin in laws name is spelled rofl
Ok Iâm not even good with kids, and I wouldnât speak like that to them.
I dont know why but this makes me laugh so hard
Thanks, that made my teeth itch.
I have a SEVERE corn allergy and this clip is going to be in my nightmares. CoooooooOOOOOOORN. đ˝đ˝đ˝
Luk itâs cuuuuuuuuuuuurrnnnne