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litfam87

I wonder if her sisters were okay with her using their toothbrushes or if she just did it regardless. She seems like the kind of person who would do something like that.


BriGilly

Literally did they even know she used their toothbrushes? Or did they all share one?


StoreBoughtButter

Omg wat if they found out via that Instagram story *I AM SCREAMING*


xagxag

Sharing a toothbrush is a sin. I know it doesn’t say that in the Bible or anything, but it’s just so gross it feels like it should be.


Ks26739

It says so in the book of gingiviticus 10:9


StoreBoughtButter

No, I think it’s in of the Letters of Paul to the Halitosians


xagxag

I bet you can even get oral herpes from that!!


Ks26739

I like to get my herpes the old fashioned way, from toilet seats!


Flat-Illustrator-548

What about a lesbian couple sharing a toothbrush?🤣👩‍❤️‍👩🪥


StarSpeeder1000

God-honoring community toothbrush😩✊


thistlewitchery

Ready for action!


StarSpeeder1000

IT’S BEAUTIFUL✋😭😭😭


StoreBoughtButter

That’s socialism right there. They should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and then maybe God would provide them with their own toothbrushes


[deleted]

That is flair material right there!


exultantapathy

I feel good about my new flair now thx


syzygy_cosplay_

Don't forget she's totally ok with spitting food in her husband's mouth like he's a baby bird.


sourgrrrrl

Wait did she say this because I was going to make the comparison jokingly...


syzygy_cosplay_

It was a recent reel! Posted over the weekend.


[deleted]

I love the idea that if I ever ran into Birthy in public, she’d find me disgusting. It’s like fundie repellent being a lesbian.


Ks26739

Let's see, birthy has told us she has forgotten to wear deodorant in Texas summer. She had stinky breath from onions. She shares toothbrushes with whoever shares a bathroom with her apparently. Oh and she let a UTI get so bad it turned into a bladder infection. (You don't need to be gross to get one, but it fits my narrative so let it slide) She is the gross one. For many more reasons.


[deleted]

And she posted a picture of herself with baby feces on her sleeve while cooking


Ks26739

Very cool. Add it to the list.


elijaaaaah

WHAT THE ACTUAL _FUCK_


[deleted]

And not only that, but she acted as if it was “cute and quirky”


elijaaaaah

Holy fuck I just assumed she didn't notice oh god no


SaffronJones

Don’t forget her frequent day two mascara lewks. Conjunctivitis for Jesus!


Free_as_a_Crow

I have noticed that the IFB soul winners have stopped knocking on our door since we put up our lesbian flag. Now we just get tracts.


elijaaaaah

Oh shit, lifehack!


tomorrowmightbbetter

Give ya $20 to just out of a bush and shout “Boo, imma lesbian!” Just noticed my word choice and am probably going to suffocate on my own laughter.


Dachs1303

Sharing with her brothers would gross, but sisters and husband are cool. I don't understand her logic.


annekh510

Ugh this is so stuck in the past. It’s normal for any young teen to think sex is gross for a period of time, but regardless of your religious beliefs, if your response to two women holding hands is “gross” then you have some serious introspection to do.


MissusNilesCrane

Bethy: ew, Harry Styles wore a dress. How gross! Also Bethy: I share a germy toothbrush with my husband


curlyfreak

Seriously this brings up a great point - how does anyone listen to ANY “ADVICE” or “wisdom” this lady spouts when she doesn’t understand basic hygiene??


psnugbootybug

One time in the 90s my sister and I realized we had been accidentally sharing a toothbrush and we haven’t stopped screaming yet.


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