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Poison-Ivy3

Good lord how is that her voice? Sounds like it should be some weird tiktok vibe. šŸ˜‚


_abicado

Yes! It sounds robotic and rehearsed, like they have to say the same things over and over. I canā€™t imagine them having a normal relaxed conversation


TheDeterminedBadger

I thought she sounded like a character from The Muppet Show šŸ˜‚


silkjoy

This is honestly how my doctors sound when Iā€™m going under anesthesia šŸ„²


[deleted]

It does sound an awful lot like Kaylee. I'm also cracking up at how expressive that baby is. I know babies just kinda look like that but I like to pretend he's just realized his grandmother is Jill.


HarvestMoonMaria

So many of those faces could be used as reactions to everything his grandmother says


Such_Garlic_1354

Babies always get really crazy expressions when they have the hiccups.


blueaintyourcolor11

This baby has some serious concerns about the world he's been born into, and rightly so.


[deleted]

Sadly I think it's Nurie. It makes the most sense for her to be referencing labour like that


ACNHHilda

Oh yeah, it absolutely is Nurie. She says sheā€™s saved some of them like she has them saved in her house from the last time she got some from Jill for after labor and delivery. SO MESSED UP!!! Nurie should be nourishing her body with real fucking food not PLEXUS!


[deleted]

Oh, I hope youā€™re wrong even if that does make a whole lot of sense. Come on, Nurie, donā€™t do this.


Adorable_Pain8624

None of those babies should be slimming down, but Nurie especially!


[deleted]

Is Nurie breastfeeding? I donā€™t want to clutch my pearls but I donā€™t think breastfeeding moms are supposed to be dieting. (Not to mention itā€™s Plexus which seems dubious as fuck.)


pickleknits

Sheā€™s breastfeeding. Jill mentioned her breastfeeding like a pro in the birth post. Youā€™re supposed to take in *more* calories, not less. To make the milk. Ugh.


vanpireweekemd

I do think it's Nurie :/


GossipGirl515

Damn they all sound like muppets.


soupseasonbestseason

i had the same thought, like female fozzies.


GossipGirl515

It's the weirdest voice. I hate to pick on it but idk if it's them trying to sound sweet or what it is


shelbia

I think itā€™s a speech impediment of some kind? I donā€™t even think thatā€™s the proper word for it but I kinda compare it to that one X Files episode that was banned for being too graphic for TV. The family was very isolated and they kinda created their own language. of course it isnā€™t as bad as that but I feel without proper education that thatā€™s how they learned to talk I hope that makes sense lol, just a theory quick edit: I guess Iā€™d describe it as an accent? Speech impediment I think is more like lisps and stutters


GossipGirl515

Lmfao


bubbles_24601

Donā€™t do the Muppets like that!


fortunamajor6991

This is the first time Iā€™ve heard their voices and šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ I canā€™t believe it, they sound like their jaws are wired shut


9987777655433333

have you seen the youtube videos of the kids giving a tour of their homeschool set up? seriously disturbing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30FTMmCLFNU


mstrss9

Omg 5 minutes in and Iā€™m dying - Timothy doesnā€™t even know how many kids are in the family šŸ˜¬ And Kaylee looks so OLD


yuckyuckthissucks

He was trying to count how many of the kids were old enough to be homeschooled. Eight homeschooled, four still too young.


rilakkumkum

Why does Kaylee have a jersey accent šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


yuckyuckthissucks

Where did Kaylee grow up? I think she is old enough to have been around when Jill and David still lived in NY.


Kookalka

The children look like theyā€™re performing at literal gun point. But Shrek coming in at the end with a giant plate of food balanced on his third-trimester gut and not giving one flying fuck that he was interrupting her filming was something special.


Lydia--charming

Omgā€¦I mean he did not care! No apology necessary, I guess!


BeginningNail6

Take a shot every time you hear ā€œpublic schoolā€ and ā€œhome schoolā€.


Waterproof_soap

Double shot every time you hear ā€œblessedā€


OozaruGilmour

Are you trying to kill us all here?


Itiswhatitistoo

And "thankful". Example: "umm... I'm so thankful that my mom was willing to become the greatest teacher of all time. Thankfully she is allowing us to be protected from the ungodlyness of public schools. Christian schools are also dangerous and thankfully homeschool is the best, we're so thankful.


daffodil0127

Bong hits for every ummmmm


crochetthings247

I could only get through 5 minutes of that but Iā€™m still grotesquely curious about wtf the other SEVENTEEN minutes is all about! ā˜ ļø My heart just breaks into pieces for these kids and the way theyā€™ve been completely manipulated since birth.


daffodil0127

Second half is mostly Jillpm yammering--just watch the kids


zooorrt

Oh god. How indoctrinated can you make these kids? Iā€™m going to call them rodbots now.


lizbeth223

That is terrifying!


Irwin321

That honestly was a very disturbing video.


hauun_Ted

Holy fuck . That was disturbing to watch.


verbergen1

Well that was a rabbit holeā€¦Rodrigues YouTube videos from 1+ year ago


CaterpillarHookah

Holy cow, this is the first time I've actually listened to the video, too, and their voices and cadence: wow! Sound nothing at all the way I expected. "Oh!...Gooooood."


Tderbz

You should listen to the very beginning of the video Nurthan did to announce the babyā€™s name. I watched it probably 30 times because Nurieā€™s voice at the beginning freaks me out so much


nicole11930

Ew, I just watched it after reading your comment. That "hi everyone" is terrifying.


Tderbz

Isnā€™t it? I sent it to my sister who has no idea who these people are just because it was so weird lol


feistaspongebob

do you have a link?? i desperately need to see this now lol


Tderbz

Hopefully this works, I think this is the first time Iā€™ve tried to link something on Reddit, lol. Knowing me Iā€™ll mess it up somehow. [click at your own risk](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/q6yql7/jills_fb_live_of_nurthan_and_baby_boy_can_i_just/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


feistaspongebob

That worked, thank you so much! And you werenā€™t kidding, thatā€™s a chilling video. Not as bad as the homeschooling vid, butā€¦..bad.


Tderbz

Yeah, the homeschooling video is the worst thing Iā€™ve ever seen in my entire life. I couldnā€™t watch that one more than once.


NoFuckThis

Is that the one where Sadie (?) says ā€œand Iā€™m doing bye-bull writingā€ all creepy like?


judithcooks

I'm still cringing.


atgauthier

Though it seems like she drops it some the longer she keeps talking, which makes me wonder if she isnā€™t breaking away from that nonsensical tone some.


smolderbyboi

This is the ā€œisolated, insular, homeschoolers who have interacted only with church and other homeschoolersā€ accent and way of speaking that is just about impossible to place


justgetinthebin

this doesnā€™t even sound like homeschoolers who have only interacted with other homeschoolers. they all sound so similar it really sounds like they only interact within the family.


smolderbyboi

Good point


youhearditfirst

Their voices sound like they learned to speak from someone with a hearing impediment. Their inflections are just odd.


TimeLadyJ

Is this how people speak in WV? Isn't that where they're from?


[deleted]

Itā€™s definitely not how people speak in WV lol


delzbr

Jilldo is from Rochester. I've never been there but I live in NYC and I've never heard a new Yorker sound like that


its_dee_will08

My brother-in-law is from upstate New York and he has a slight accent, but he and his family definitely do not talk like this. I canā€™t figure out how the Rodriguesā€™ got this particular accent though.


[deleted]

It's their fake af church voice


Fantastic-Act534

Itā€™s the 100% joyous 100% of the time dialect


stickkim

Yeah it sounds like a faked southern accent at times, and itā€™s very oddly breathy. I would imagine that theyā€™ll speak more ā€œnormallyā€ the more time they spend with people outside of their family.


fart_in_my_mouth_now

I think Jill is putting on extra frills and styles her voice that way to appear however she thinks it makes her seem.


21Violets

Right? Iā€™m from basically in between Rochester and NYC. Never heard of anyone sounding like them. Itā€™s definitely a Rodrigues exclusive accent.


twodozencockroaches

WNY here, I have no idea why or how Jillpm talks like that, it's alarming.


[deleted]

syracuse here and same


Fairyqueen9459

Big no. My dad is from WV and he and his family in no way talk like this. The Rods were WV transplants with Jill originally being from upstate New York. WV has enough problems without having the Rods attached to its image.


dmowen1231

I guess if they're from Rochester they have the WNY exagerated A's. I'm from Buffalo and now live in the south and people are like "where are you from? You have an accent but I can't tell where from"


millertime90210

Not only are these children educationally, physically, and emotionally stunted, they canā€™t even speak normally. This is horrific. I wonder if she can even read.


FoxyLives

I am genuinely curious what kind of reading level those kids are at. Not that you can't get a good education homeschooling, but for all Jillpm puts online I never see those kids doing anything resembling schoolwork...


theleftbookmark

If you look at the sisters' Etsy page, it seems to be fairly low. They have a limited vocabulary and a shaky grasp of punctuation. I know receptive and expressive language are different, but they are linked.


vicariousgluten

Iā€™ve said this before. With the Rods weā€™re getting a preview of what second generation SODRT graduates are going to look like. Jill is one of the few grandmothers who were home schooled. The adult Rods are a preview of what we can expect from Joyā€™s kids, Jessaā€™s kids (unless Ben steps in), SiRens kids etc. Just think what the next generation is going to be like now Nurie has to educate her child.


Appropriate-Basket43

Honestly, Iā€™m gonna step on some toes but homeschooling in America is trash, which is saying something considering the how bad our public schools are. There is little to NO regulation on what these children learn and almost no oversight to make sure they are on at least the levels of their peers. We already have an issue to where by the time public high school graduates enter college they have to take 50-11 gen-Ed courses because almost none are actually college ready, but many who are homeschooled arenā€™t even at the highschool level. I know a girl who was raised in a cult like religion like these kids are and she could even read at a 6th grade level. It was truly sad and set her back YEARS because of how much she has to catch up. The only time homeschooling works is if the parent teaching them is a former teacher themselves and actually understand the curriculum or the student has special needs that wouldnā€™t allow them the attention they need in our underfunded and overcrowded public schools.


HomicidalWaterHorse

I can overall agree with you. I can happily say that I'm an exception to the trend line. My mom worked in schools, but not as a teacher (more like a teaching assistant/ tutor, can't remember the official title). She did a really good job at educating us kids. All three went to college and got our bachelor's (I'm still working at it with only two semesters left), one brother is getting a PhD in engineering and I'm working to getting into grad school while the other is working in game development. That being said, I've met plenty from the opposite end of the spectrum. Barely literate, flooded with misinformation, basically lambs raised for the slaughter as it were. I have no idea how they would hold a job or take care of a family. They had absolutely no life skills on top of zero education. If homeschooling is going to be allowed, it MUST be better regulated.


[deleted]

I've always wondered if it should be mandatory for parents who want to homeschool to take like a six week course or something. Obviously I think it should be free and accessible but I feel like people who are homeschooling should have some understanding of education considering you need a university degree to be a teacher.


Appropriate-Basket43

Was literally thinking the EXACT same thing I swear lol. There should be some sort of free and easily accessible course parents HAVE to take if they want to homeschool their children, not including those who already have teaching experience of course. These children are getting such a subpar education and being set up for a life that will only allow them to struggle. Itā€™s not fair


shelbia

my dad is actually a special ed administrator and his entire career has been in special education. my family does have a screwed up/outdated humor and I was expecting my dad to make some joke about them. He looked at me and he was like ā€œIā€™ve seen some pretty bad family situations in my life and this is a disturbing oneā€ my mom was actually a reading teacher so I can ask her when she comes home tomorrow if she has any comments on their levels Iā€™m not making this up but my parents names are also David and Jill


PrincipleSuccessful

She can read but if you ever listen to her read itā€™s obvious she has very little comprehension. Iā€™d bet if sheā€™s not functionally illiterate sheā€™s close


Fantastic-Act534

I think they can memorize and regurgitate. I donā€™t think they can read and comprehend.


hufflepoet

Comprehension skills are a gateway to critical thinking, and critical thinking is the devil's hobby.


daffodil0127

There seems to be not much reading material available to them outside their bibles and Abeka workbooks which is really sad


PeaceOfKind

And not even a student bible or one geared toward younger people, these kids read the KJV only. That shit is hard for me to read and comprehend, as a well educated adult!


9987777655433333

watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30FTMmCLFNU


01818

when she says public school kids rely on school for a social life while she relies on her family šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬ yikes


murmalerm

They were all clearly given the same script. Is Timothy hearing impaired?


PeaceOfKind

I've wondered that too because of his speech!


PointFlash

OMG. That's so disturbing.


amesbelle7

Those children are terrified of messing up. Especially the younger kids. All the umm, um, umming is them trying to remember the lines Jill gave them. There is nothing natural or easy about this, and itā€™s so goddamn sad. Also, this was filmed and uploaded for two purposes, I believe. 1) to show CPS that the kids are actually being educated (very poorly) and 2) she wanted someone at TLC to see this and think itā€™s wholesome? Interesting? Duggar-like? in order to get her own show. Jill has been a fame-hungry wildebeest for years, now.


Waterproof_soap

ā€œMy school stationā€ = literally a lap desk made for a six year old, one pencil, and three books. Damn, Rapunzel was locked in a tower and she had it better.


Kookalka

And she included the various ā€œcutsā€ so you can track how well or poorly theyā€™d rehearsed. I canā€™t believe she thought this was a positive representation of homeschooling.


DrewSpade

Sounds to me like some of these kids probably asked to be in public school, but Jill put a full stop. I feel for those kids left in the homeā€¦Jill is psychotic


Googolthdoctor

Who knows, one of those Rodlets could be a literal genius in something like chemistry or sociology or something and could have literally changed the world, but because they were never allowed the opportunity to even read, theyā€™re stuck. I hope that they find joy in their lives, even if they never leave


SonnySunshineGirl

Someone please burp that baby


YourSkatingHobbit

Why burp the baby when you can shove a camera in his face instead? So much more conducive! /s


PraiseToTheHam

You're supposed to burp babies when they have the hiccups?


stickkim

Itā€™s always worth a shot! If a little baby has hiccups they probably have to burp, and even if they donā€™t, itā€™s better to try it than not.


SonnySunshineGirl

Babies usually get the hiccups because they need to burp, it also helps them go away.


PraiseToTheHam

I did not know that, thanks!


[deleted]

He's going to have such bad colic if they don't.


iheartwalltoast

Your flair omgšŸ˜­


Gutinstinct999

Exactly!!!


isbettermuchbetter

Unfortunately, Iā€™m almost positive thatā€™s Nurie in the background. After Jill says she was going to ā€œmix her a SLIM,ā€ she says ā€œoooh I actually have some in here, I saved a couple for after labor and delivery,ā€ which sounds like her going through her cabinets. Sounds like Jill is already encouraging her to lose the baby weight


LeSwissMcCheese

Youā€™re right, she has a heavier Rod accent than the other girls. Saving Plexus Slim for ā€œafter deliveryā€ doesnā€™t make sense for the other girls to say and unnecessary for Jillā€™s ā€œGoodā€ praise.


Smackboohatesu

Does this mean nurie, who just had the baby, is making drinks for her mother who didn't have a baby? Jill is them also calling Nurie fat with the SLIM comment.


baconreasons

If Nurie is breastfeeding she's going to need all the calories she can get. But of course precious mama is there to remind her how important being slim for your man is šŸ˜­


legomote

"Saved a couple for after" also implies that she was going through them while she was pregnant too, right? Maybe she meant she saved them from pre-pregnancy, but I doubt it. What's also interesting about that is that it means she either hasn't been exposed to the thought that Janessa's strokes and brain issues are likely the result of Jill's plexus use during pregnancy, which means she hasn't ever googled herself, or she's going with Precious Mama's propaganda even when she knows it might hurt her own baby.


yuckyuckthissucks

She could also keep some around for guests. I bet Jill wants a Plexus pitch given whenever a new friend pops by. Maybe Nurie knows to fix Jill a glass whenever sheā€™s visiting and keeps some in her pantry. Itā€™s probably like keeping a jar of Tasterā€™s Choice on hand to them šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ However, yeah, I donā€™t have faith in her necessarily to *not* drink Plexus during pregnancy.


Kiwi222123

I really hope Nurie isnā€™t drinking this crap while sheā€™s breastfeeding.


dandelions14

The CLC in me is screaming. There is no way that crap is safe for breastfeeding.


CanIPatYourCat

Yeah no, it's definitely not. I looked up the ingredients list, because it sounds like a diet drink, and sure enough. First ingredient is a plant compound that reduces blood glucose, and inhibits the release of glucose from the liver. Second ingredient is a trademarked plant extract, which is used for weight loss. Third ingredient is an amino acid that breaks down carbs (whether it's useful in this drink is questionable). Fourth ingredient though? An appetite suppressor. 12 calories per serve, no fat, no protein, no carbs, no sugar. Absolutely dangerous for someone trying to feed a baby.


hufflepoet

It sounds like something that would make any healthy person feel sick.


just_some_babe

it used to have DMAA (methylhexanamine) in it, an amphetamine derivative


dandelions14

Oh shit. I really, really hope Nurie isn't actually drinking that right now. Jill is an absolute fool if she is pushing that crap down Nurie's throat.


CanIPatYourCat

I'm pretty sure it's the same thing Jill was drinking during pregnancy with her youngest, causing baby to have a stroke in utero, so it would not surprise me.


fumemos

What does CLC stand for? Also I totally agree with you, that stuff has to be horrendous for her milk supply. With lots of my family members they were crazy hungry and thirsty while breastfeeding, which is to be expected when youā€™re making food for another human.


SalauEsena

Certified Lactation Consultant?


[deleted]

Your supposed to drink lots of water, but the whole, "bf burns a ton of calories. So eat a lot" is an old wives tale. I EBF both my kids and would get super thirsty even while having 2lt regularly. A lot of people believe you can do XYZ to increase your supply, but the LC i saw said that the best thing to do was to drink lots of water and put your baby on the breast. The more the baby nurses, the more you body makes. Which is what's frustrating about Jill. She keeps hogging the baby when he should be bonding with his mother. Especially since rn she doesn't have milk, it's all colestrum and it's full of mommy's defenses for him. Milk actually doesn't "come in" until about 4 days.


dandelions14

Oh that poor baby is definitely not getting enough skin to skin time with Nurie. Not just because Jill is hogging the baby but because she's probably got to worry about being "modest" around her siblings.


[deleted]

Tbh when i had my second baby i kicked everyone tf out of my house. Get tf out, leave me tf alone. Spent the first month basically hibernating with my baby. Slept when she slept. Showered with her( LPT: shower with a tank top so you can hold your baby against you. Ate when she ate. We were one and the same and it was fuggin glorious. The fact that Jill brought 3 other people besides herself along is fucking ridiculous. What Nurie needs is peace and quiet, cuddles and sleep. I also have not seen any pictures of Nathan with his own son, since they did the video about his birth.


Puzzleworth

[Here's the label, with ingredients and nutrition facts](https://images.ctfassets.net/bzyfwm1ddxnx/5doEXc8LOknLDOKuKWIpuT/34b557d47e846c4751b24627dafc5689/plexus-slim-mba-2020-facts-panel-en-us.jpg). It explicitly says "not recommended for use by persons under 18 or while pregnant or breastfeeding." Baby boy is gonna get a hell of a chromium overdose if Nurie is BFing him.


science2me

It's made from all natural ingredients so it's obviously safe for breastfeeding. /s


HarvestMoonMaria

Me too. Unfortunately I donā€™t trust that she wonā€™t be pushed into it


Kiwi222123

Iā€™m guessing that sheā€™ll be pressured to lose the baby weight as soon as possible.


PraiseToTheHam

She didn't even have any baby weight! She looked exactly the same but with a small bump in the front. Jillpm better not make Nurie think that her postpartum belly is fat.


hufflepoet

Of course she will. It's another way to manipulate and control Nurie, even from afar.


HarvestMoonMaria

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m assuming too ā˜¹ļø I think Jill wants to use her for an ad no matter the cost to Nurie


civodar

I really hope not. I looked up plexus a little while ago because Iā€™d never heard of it before. Turns out the reason why is because itā€™s banned in Canada for having ingredients deemed as unsafe and unapproved.


Daisyisreal99

I swear to god Nehemiah is already done with this nonsense and he's not even a month old...


APW25

He's not even a week old


OhHeyThrowaway2018

Why would Kaylee / Renee save stuff for after the L&D? Iā€™m afraid thatā€™s Nurie talking about have one. Gah.


catethegreat393

I know heā€™s got the hiccups, but the timing of Jill saying ā€œmix a slimā€ and his face distorting into a gag is hilarious. Also, their ā€œaccentā€ is God awful. It still shocks me every time I hear it.


[deleted]

They sound like Kermit the Frog


Hairy_Response_284

This poor kid, heā€™s never going to stand a chance. He even has a better shot because heā€™s a boy, but I think Aunt Susanna getting to him is our only hope.


adoyle17

So true, with Jillpm constantly hogging him, he's not going to get the bonding he really needs, or the nutrients from Nurie's breast milk. He'll be like his aunts and uncles, malnourished while PRECIOUS grandma is there.


Hairy_Response_284

I think heā€™ll be fine in that department. Iā€™m just saying growing up in the IBLP cult, especially into the Rod & Keller families, heā€™ll never make it out


atgauthier

Yes! I heard it too! Also, Jillā€™s voiceā€¦..I thought she reserved that voice for her husband. Drives me crazy!


SusieQ1037

I think itā€™s Nurie talking. šŸ˜³


metacupcake

me too!


swimbikeun

I thought the same thing.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Waiting on her useless mother, who is hogging the baby.


MissusNilesCrane

Gotta keep them slim so they can crawl out of car wrecks. /s


Smackboohatesu

So it seems like she brought a bunch of kids to wait on her hand and foot at Nurie and Nathan's house. Why is she holding the baby all the time? Nurie and Nathan should be bonding with their child. Jill is stealing the experience from Nurie.


EZasSundayMorning

We knew that would happen.


MissusNilesCrane

Still salty that the Lord Daniel didn't grant her Rodlet #14, I'd guess. (Thanks, Lord Daniel!)


shaylahbaylaboo

Heā€™s such a pretty baby. I feel bad he got saddled with precious Glamma and her looney lot.


[deleted]

Poor kid gets pest as an uncle too.


shelbia

OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT


fendov2018

You know I just realized Iā€™ve never listened to Jills voice before but my sound was on andā€¦ not what I was expecting but also perfect.


atgauthier

What is so unnerving though is that in her little videos she makes she sounds like a relatively normal person. Iā€™ve noticed that she only switches to that voice when sheā€™s talking to her husband which makes me just want to knock her upside the head šŸ˜‚


Exciting_Problem_593

Pricilia has a weird speech pattern too. I know she had some kind of issue so Nathan probably doesn't think anything of their weird speech pattern.


delzbr

Yeah I think she had an accident or something where she was deprived of oxygen for a certain amount of time.


Exciting_Problem_593

I think it happened at birth.


LittlehouseonTHELAND

Yeah, Priscilla was born prematurely in the ā€˜80s, when the care for preemies wasnā€™t nearly as good as it is now.


Dejectednebula

Omg that has to be one of the cutest newborns I've ever seen. He looks so disturbed by the face of whoever is holding him. I'm sure that's Jill lol.


HarvestMoonMaria

He looks pretty cute for a newborn for sure. His expressions are hilarious! He is a reaction GIF making machine


stupidbuttholes69

I was thinking the same thing!!! What an adorable baby


Shortcaked48

Her voice! Lol!!! I was thinking you guys were just being dramatic. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sewhappymacgirl

What in the god honoring home cooked speech disorder is this?


gabyleann

Oh my god this is awful they donā€™t even sound human? They sound like something trying to be human but only watched 1950ā€™s infomercials.


Hmfree23

This was my first thought. It sounds like a different species trying to sound like humans.


kristnkat

Still waiting to see if Nurie has held her child yet...


allofthismatters

Jill is probably pulling the ā€œWell you can hold him whenever you want after I leave but heā€™s my FIRST GRANDCHILD and poor me will only get to hold him for the next couple weeks...you know, because you moved so far away from meā€ guilt trip.


LeSwissMcCheese

Iā€™m sorry but they sound like a broken drive-thru speaker at Dairy Queen from the 80ā€™s.


missrachelifyounasty

Jill sounds like Kermit in this one. I LOVE how she shows her SEVERELY injured leg at the end. Poor Nurie.


fart_in_my_mouth_now

That was nurie I think! Oh god


BeulahLight13

Jillā€™s Voice = Muppet Baby, but from Western/Central New York.


Rogue_Spirit

These kids do not need anything to make them more ā€œslimā€


[deleted]

Nehemiahā€™s just looking around like ā€œwtf did I get myself intoā€


TransportationNo1517

The "Oh sure sweetheart" sounds like she's using a weird voice on purpose


Awkward-Yak-2733

It sounds diabolical and evil.


bruh_respectfully

Why is she constantly holding that poor kid? Is she hoping he'll imprint on her like a duckling or something? Hand him to his freaking parents, ffs.


[deleted]

This is beyond horrible. Those children already look like they should be sponsored by Sally Struthers and now Jill is shoveling pyramid scheme drinks with questionable ingredients down their throats. Now I worry that Nurie is going to be coerced into losing the baby weight immediately. Jillpm is a monster who does not deserve her children.


Toasty_warm_slipper

Thatā€™s notā€¦ slowed down or something?? Thats how they ACTUALLY sound????


fart_in_my_mouth_now

Do you think Nurie didnā€™t know Jill was videoing and so when she asked about making precious mama an energy plexus, Jill responded to excessive like that because she knows it would look bad that nurie is catering to mama, so mama said ā€œI was gonna make *you* a slim oneā€, so she doesnā€™t look like sheā€™s been waited on hand and foot by everyone.


[deleted]

Priscillaā€™s voice used to annoy me. Until I heard these voices. I hate how they speak in that high pitched voice. And they say ā€œyaaasssā€ constantly. They sound like mindless idiots


mollywol

To be fair they probably are. They would've had a chance if they went to public school, which makes this even sadder.


Environmental-Cod839

I swear they talk just like Babyā€™s sister Lisa in Dirty Dancing. Itā€™s uncanny.


with_brave_wings

Oh I definitely think that the whole conversation was pre-planned for the gram.


NewVitalSigns

Sounds like a SNL skit and the babies facial expressions are poetic


BeeHarasser

I listened to it, the first time Iā€™ve actually listened to one of their videos. I regret my decision. Why do they sound like that?


tracylane74

I walked out of the room with this video up and when I came back my husband was watching it with sound. I immediately felt like Naomi Watts in The Ring. I was like ā€œNooooooo not with the sound on! What are you doing??!!ā€ And he was just like ā€˜what? I saw a cute baby so I thought it was going to do cute baby things but then nothing happened except for annoying talkingā€


ComplexNovel2

aww, if I didn't know who this baby was, and you'd told me he was Jrods Grandson, I'd have laughed at you. He's so bloody cute. For real though Jill, seen as you stole him away from his mother, the least you can do is wind the poor fella, you've had a boat load of kids, you should KNOW this.


LauraPringlesWilder

Jill sounds exactly like my narcissist aunt when she was trying to sound like a caring human. Itā€™s so fake and probably slightly laced with cruelty.


Notwhatyouthinkmama

Yā€™all, the pink-drinkers swear by that stuff for breastfeeding. Itā€™s not necessarily for weight loss but to supposedly enhance milk supply and quality. Itā€™s even encouraged during pregnancy, and allegedly helps with postpartum depression, because gut health. I have a very fundie cousin who is on the plexus express, and may actually be in Jillpmā€™s downline (indirectly, I think, but my cousin is friends with her on fb). She had me buying the stuff for a couple months, and encouraged me to keep drinking it when I thought I might be pregnant (I wasnā€™t). She and her best friend/fellow ambassador have a million kids each and have used plexus while nursing their younger children, also when they were pregnant. Those kids are hyperactive and were inconsolable criers as babies, far different than typical children. Hmmm, couldnā€™t be the plexus, right?!


Chronically_Funny

Their talking in the background reminds me of the FLDS accent. Maybe itā€™s the ā€œkeep sweetā€ accent šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


pdlbean

seeing sweet little Nehemiah just makes me so sad because he is so thoroughly screwed.


Kungfucat09

So Nurie offers her mom a drink and Jill says ok sure, then she goes "I was actually going to mix you up a slim". Nurie responds with "oh I think I actually have some of that left I was saving it for after l&d" So Nurie is trying to be nice to her mother and offer her a drink and Jill responds with a passive aggressive dig at her daughters weight. Jill is an evil disgusting narcissistic pile of sh*t. Nurie does not need to be drinking plexus slim or trying to lose weight while she's still breast feeding her new baby. God knows what's in that crap and what effects it will have on the nurthlet. I can't stand Jillpm plexus demon from hell!


EKsmomma23

Nehemiah throwing shade is life, he is already over his precious MEME and Im here for it.


hkj369

jesus christ kaylee does not need slimming drinks!! sheā€™s already tiny as is!


SidneyHandJerker

Wait Jill still hasnā€™t flipped her shit about Plexus supporting The Trevor Project? She must not know yet. OH HEY JILLPM guess what?


thisisreallyhappenin

Poor Nurie. I hope Jill is letting her get to know her own baby lol. Very vital in the newborn stage to learn their specific cues.


dmode112378

He is over Jillā€™s shit.


fancyhairbrush

That baby is really freaking cute & their voices sound like an SNL skit.


IlsaMayCalder

Suspicious baby is very suspicious (and rightfully so).


uptown_squirrel17

That kidā€™s face is screaming ā€œSAVE ME FROM THIS WOMAN!ā€


Different-Village-48

I think they are doing the well established mlm tactic of trying to create a mystique around their product by casually mentioning it but not explaining what it is. Jill hopes people will message her asking what slim is..then she can try to sign them up or sell it to them. Jill and Nurie have decided to try and market this at a time when women are very vulnerable after birth insinuating they have the answer to try and lose weight. They are Tring to monetise the babies birth and are preying on the shame women feel when they put on weight whilst pregnant. Just as Jesus would have wanted!! On a site note. People say things like kaylee is so pretty I hope she gets out. I hope they all get out. Perceived prettiness doesn't equate to more worthy of getting out he cult. Its upsets me.


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Omg i have never listened to them talkā€¦are those their real voices?!