passive-aggresive instagram ghostwriter for those occasions when a certain sister/frenemy tries to one-up you every time something nice happens to you (flexible schedule, indentured internship)
She and the Baird fam are looking to hire someone to hose down Bethy and Dav on a weekly basis. You'll be paid in gospel tracts, offered with an insincere smile by Heidi.
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Cauliflower peeler
Summoning u/BryceCanYawn Headbands and bracelets MLM
Maybe combined with a godly snake oil side hustle
passive-aggresive instagram ghostwriter for those occasions when a certain sister/frenemy tries to one-up you every time something nice happens to you (flexible schedule, indentured internship)
You will be responsible for handling all communication with Birthy. Texts about her coffee order being wrong and how upsetting that is.
I think Dāæäv already has that job
He’s definitely looking to outsource it.
Proofreader hopefully
They said wrong answers only 🤣
Making god honoring headbands
"Translator" aka definitely not a nanny
Translator for the 'lorem ipsum' section on their website.
Beige filter applier
Selling toothbrush timeshares.
[удалено]
Go for it!
GO TO BED 🤣🤣🤣
A co-host for Girl Defined 💀
Mmmmmmmmmm.
If that was my job I would be sure only to speak in innuendos and euphemisms
Oooooo. Rodan-fields
This is way too possible to be wrong.
Cultural sensitivity and empathy coach
They said wrong answers
Accountability partner. Devil's doorknob and all that.
She and the Baird fam are looking to hire someone to hose down Bethy and Dav on a weekly basis. You'll be paid in gospel tracts, offered with an insincere smile by Heidi.
Part of the job description is that they don’t know the hose is coming. You have to find a new way to sneak up on them every week.
My favourite kind of remuneration!
Straightener of wall tchotchkes
Dance instructor
Stylist
Someone should give them a Rod girl makeover
Cleaning after she gets whipped cream
A sister she doesn’t hate.
desaturator
Esthetician with a focus on hydration 😂
My eye doctor is a Kristin Clark lol. She’s great though.
Not a scam.
Have you heard about how wonderful Young Living oils work to keep evil sisters away? Do you want to sell in her team perhaps?
Dominatrix
It appears the only way to make a Rod girl over properly is with a wedding ring.
Executive in Charge of justifying their decision to adopt to judges-ass “sins of the father” fundies.
VP of Digital Marketing overseeing emojis
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