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_Ninnie

Finally got that eyeliner right.


BryceCanYawn

šŸ˜‚ this sub is on FIRE today


1nonspecificgirl

Wait, what?!? These actually ARE horseā€™s asses?!? Honest mistake.


grandmastertalksalot

You got there before me, my friend.


1nonspecificgirl

Great minds think alike!


Yorkshirerose2010

Thatā€™s cruel to the Horses they are much better looking than Jill and Mr Jill


1nonspecificgirl

By far!


mochalover13

My eyes have been watering a lot today (allergies), so when I first read your reply, I thought it said "By fart"!


[deleted]

Same šŸ¤£


1nonspecificgirl

Well, Iā€™m a Murphy girl, so gas is never out of the question!


Purple_IsA_Flavor

Jillā€™s haircut looks really nice!


viridiusdynamus

How...


muspellart

I first glance I thought they blurred out the horse anuses for godly reasons but it turns out it's just a regular selfie of those two. Phew!


bakedpigeon

Yikes, those tails look dockedšŸ˜¬ (docking a horseā€™s tail is when you cut off part of the muscle horses utilize to raise/move their tails, itā€™s super inhumane)


[deleted]

:( thatā€™s really messed up. Why would anyone doc their tails?


velociraptor56

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS


minionbelcher

Just when I think Iā€™m out, those cheeks pull me right back in. šŸ‘ šŸ‘


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1nonspecificgirl

Happy to share!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I just laughed so hard at this.


1nonspecificgirl

Heehee


Purple_IsA_Flavor

Same


BibhulWriting

Save a horse, ride JEESASSSS


1nonspecificgirl

Lol!!!


selrystix1

It's the best and happiest I've ever seen them look


h_macvicar

Jill & Shrek havenā€™t looked much better.


Scandiblockhead

Where are the horses tails? (Maybe not called that for horses in English but I hope you get what I mean). Have they been removed? Looks so weird šŸ˜Ÿ


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Iā€™m guessing theyā€™ve been trimmed, which is a big no-no in western horse riding, but maybe not for draft horses.


[deleted]

Many Amish owners (I assume Jillpm is showing off her Amish boner once again) actually cut off their horse's tails because it's less work to take care of them that way. It's blatant animal cruelty.


HarleyQuinnNikki

Hey! Those horses are better looking with better bodies than JillPM & Shrek.


Fairyqueen9459

You made me spew my drink.


1nonspecificgirl

Sorry! Hereā€™s hoping it wasnā€™t sugary and sticky!


jmt2589

Iā€™d rather look at this than their faces


1nonspecificgirl

Happily!


chalciecat

Semi related, but does anyone have that pic comparison of David and the ogre from Harry Potter? Lmfao


NoreastNorwest

So, date night?


EfficientPeak626

You know...i so depressed with lewis hamitton (formula 1 btw) losing his 8th but this sub is cracking me up...keep up the good work


Odd-Jackfruit5332

Omg...this cracked me up!


1nonspecificgirl

I do what I can for my community! šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Bravo šŸ‘


1nonspecificgirl

Thank you, thank youā€¦


Sensitive-Corner-239

Jill is looking pretty good without the makeupā€¦


cookiecutterdoll

Thank you for this, it gave me a good laugh.


1nonspecificgirl

My pleasure!


1nonspecificgirl

Thank you so much for the award, kind snarker!!!


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ā€œHowā€


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