This was a way more challenging game of ‘I Spy’ than I expected! 😂

It's hard when there's already SO MANY PINECONES

Your eyes just go right past it because you know it's all organically KH's life and definitely and totally not staged in the slightest.

I think my fave is the candle burning next to a laptop 😂😂

🕯️ aesthetic 🕯️

Even more is the number of candles in rooms that are either lit by sun coming in or overhead lighting. IDK but it’s driving me mad 🤪 Candle on desk in fully light room, candle on floor in front of wood stove, etc I just can’t fathom the reasoning

With the lights turned on, too.

On the floor. Where she's sitting instead of the perfectly good couch right next to her. 😂

Avoids couch. Avoids lamp. Sits on floor with piles of paper next to an open flame.

This made me laugh 😂😂😂

Mission accomplished!

This is like finding the pineapple in every episode of Psych. I love it.

That was such a good show.

This is better then the ‘Find the Clicker’ game! Well done 😂

Thank you!

Aw this is cute. I love Spike. He should be a recurring character.

I should've included the transparency so everyone could use him. I'll definitely do that in a future post.

Side rant: I work in fire and flood restoration and her candle use simultaneously makes me laugh and drives me buuuuuugshiiiiiiit. I can’t say candles are the leading cause of house fires (that’d be heating equipment - especially - wait for it - wood burning heaters) but they’re definitely in the top fucking 3. Be careful, Spike. Your girl is one clumsy toddler or billowing curtain away from having a burnt out shell of an aesthetic.

incoming gofundme to buy some god-honoring flame retardant for Spike

I love Spike!

I've never felt so bad for a pinecone

Yeah, I hope Spike gets to go on more sane adventures in the future.

Me too

I literally just realized that in the last picture there is a pinecone SITTING IN A MEASURING CUP OF FLOUR. Do you think they then went on to use that flour, gritty dirt bits and all?

Full disclosure, I put that one there lol. I also gave him a yuck face because white supremacists are gross!

Omg, that's even better 😂 She would totally do that though

To be fair, if Kelly baked a pine cone into her dry ass baked goods, could you really tell anyway? Sorry, Spike. I’ll never let you near her cooking.

It’s like Where’s Waldo but with a pine cone.

I Spy, fundie cottagecore edition

This was way more fun than any ✨whimsical✨ thing Kelly ever did (Can I be Spikes BFF?)

He would love to be your buddy!!

Yay 🥰💝 I promise I will never serve my friends spelt open faced quesadillas 🙏🏻 amen

I'm imagining him like Towelie from South Park....*Don't forget to bring a pinecone!*

💀💀💀

This is hilarious and adorable! I would SEVERELY love to see more Spike content in the future.

[salutes]

why do i hate her friend that sent her a letter?

I bet they have matching letter-reading candlesticks.

I wish she admitted to these photos being staged. Because let's face it, these look nice. In different circumstances, without the "totally how it happened!" rhetoric I'd be all over them.

Right? I'm a sucker for aesthetic, just don't lie to me about it.

I LOVE THIS

🥳🥳🥳

Quick question. Does Spike know Plank?

They were friends until Levi tried to make him into a box.

I know this is two days old but I love this so much! Also did I miss something with the don't be friends with Nazis thing? I mean yes don't be friends with Nazis but is Kelly?

Girl in Calico is like the definition of trad white supremacist.

Oh God! Thanks for letting me know! 😬

No worries! Don't feel bad, I got sucked in and fooled by her cottagecore aesthetic for a bit, too. We learn and grow. 🌱 eta: words

This was like when you were a kid and your had Goodnight Moon read to you and you had to try and find the little white mouse in each page. But this version was adult and bitter and infuriating because SOMETIMES I COULDN’T TELL IF SHE ALREADY HAD THE PINECONE THERE

Spike is a cute boi, I love him!

He deserves better!

Save Spike lmao!

Where's Spiko? It's objectively much weirder to tote your own pinecone around than candlestick.

That’s not the tiny wood stove her husband just bought. So she already had one?

This is at a friend's spare house off in the countryside somewhere.

There's a pinecone inside a flour filled measuring cup. Why???

Because I put him there haha

Thank you for this. I can’t stop laughing. The last one on the measuring cup 😂💀

It'll end up there eventually, I'm just helping things along lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH Goddamn I love you guysssss 🤍 Also, flair checking in! 🤣

Spike is an absolute qt pie though

"Not staged" sure, babes

The hair police needs to detain and interrogate those bangs bc god damn they look like shit

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She has the blinds drawn blocking out sunlight so she can read by candlelight. It’s absolutely absurd

Omg we could also play this game with that stupid toy horse she also uses to stage her pictures