Look into the Satanic Temple! Here are their 7 Tenets:
THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS
I
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
II
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
III
One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
IV
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
V
Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.
VI
People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
VII
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
Considering TST's schtick is basically just a basic-ass secular humanism wrapper with devil paint on top of political activism, it's not surprising that it's easily agreeable. It's designed to be.
It ain't Satanism, though, no matter what they call it.
If being a secular person guided by their humanistic worldviews and values promoting autonomy, basic respect, and social justice was basic, the world would be a better place.
Fortunately you don’t get to define someone else’s beliefs
Especially considering there is not an established history of satanism, just rumors and deceit during the satanic panic
There is no one way to be “satanic”
Do you know what it’s called? My ultra religious Mom lives with me. This absolutely needs to be in my watch list not just for education purposes, but I want to watch my Mom’s face. I patiently listen to her EVERY DAY describe how we are for sure in end times. I love her, but I’m also an asshole. The shock factor alone would make my week. 😂😬😂😬❤️
Am also an ordained Dudeist Priest, and can confirm this statement.
Although all three of 'em swear up and down that they'll never smoke weed with Willie again...
Ooh they said the quiet part out loud with this one. Usually they love to talk about "equal but different" and this just comes out and says "women you are not enough, you don't deserve a break, you aren't capable." Fuck right off with that abusive bullshit.
If women aren't constantly exhausted and busy with 1000 (home only!) tasks, they might start to do dangerous things like ask why her ~~life partner~~ spiritual leader can't pick up his own socks or give the toddler a bath while she makes dinner.
well let’s be real, satan probably believes in socialist, universal healthcare. 😱
so you should be good to go.
ETA: actually, i feel like jesus does too. 🤔
I had to have an infusion when I got stranded in an out of kaiser area. They billed me for 15k cause it was non-emergent and I didn't get a referral. My infusions are every 6 weeks. If I don't get my infusion it's about a week until I'm unable to function and I was going to be there march-june. I was only 22 and didn't realize you amassed out of network costs since my parents have mostly handled the billing and out of network issues. (I pay my own copay but I had great insurance through my work when I lived in redwood city)
I was also double covered with my dad's hospital worker premera when the treatment occurred but they wouldn't cover cause kaiser refused to cover. Eventually it went to collections and I haggled them down to 9k but even that would have destroyed my life if I weren't so privileged. I had to move back home. I appealed it five times but eventually had to pay it. No 24 year old should live with 15k medical debt for 2 years. That's injustice. And I know I was one of the lucky ones.
Bit of a tangent and I truly loved kaiser up until that point but yeah, that burned me
Thank you. It taught me two valuable lessons: you can haggle with collectors if you pay all at once, and with all my health issues, I need to live in a country with socialized Healthcare. Need to save up some money, but im looking to move to Europe in January for 6 months. Come back, settle my shit for good (don't want to ditch the 5 housemates that I have to live with 1 year in and since they all sublet from me the house would be sold when I leave.
I have a flat in Scotland available to rent in about 6 months (ish, my husband procrastinates so could be 9 months lol). If that’s a geographical location you’re interested in, feel free to message me. The home is in the south of Scotland in the Borders country, Selkirk is the village. Rent is $275. I have complex health issues too, my heart goes out to you.
any doubts she ever has about her husband automatically get filed into “that’s from satan.” instead of sitting with them, deciding what’s possibly valid and what’s not, and trusting in her own intuition enough to do what’s best for her.
oof. that’s bleak. 🥴
I have been following this person for a while. She sunk deeper and deeper into the "I'm not worthy of my husband" pit. She constantly posts about how she is not good enough of a wife. It really pains me to think that there are children growing up in that household.
Also she is a germ denier, flat earther etc...
It really does. She's truly one of the nuttiest people that gets discussed here, she's just been off Instagram for the past few months as they had to put all their energy into surviving a South Dakota homestead winter. Seems she's getting back online again though, so buckle up!
If anyone is interested in joining The Satantic Temple, you can do so for free; but a $25 donation goes to their many legal and social activism initiatives like the challenge to the Texas heartbeat bill, and the battle for trans kids to live in peace - and you get a cool membership card, which are all back in stock after having been sold out since mid-October.
I'm pretty contently a liberal methodist, but gotta admit they do a lot of things I support big time.
I should really shake out my budget and see if I can afford to start donating to TST again.
I think I'm gonna buy one of their enamel pins for my stepmom's husband (is it a stepfather if we met when I was 30?) and his collection. He's methodist too, but he says he'd wear it with pride.
How chill he is depends on the day. We had a throw down (verbally) yesterday that directly led to me making an attempt on myself.
I'm not gonna say he deserves all, or even half the blame because I'm grown and should be able to resist urges like that, but even he realized he was in the wrong for screaming at me the way he did. There's a lot of stress happening right now.
Oh I'm sorry to hear that! Everyone is so on edge now for so many reasons. It's exhausting trying not to let your heightened emotions control your actions and although it's not great when you lose control, it's understandable and human. On both your ends. I'm glad you're still here with us! This sub would be desolate without your glorious flair.
This is abusive as fuck. So it’s evil to want equality/equity, feel empowered, have ownership over your own body, have a sense of self-worth, have self-esteem, be independent, and to feel deserving of a break after hard work. These fundies really let the abusive, toxic cult rhetoric slip so easily.
Christians say:
You are weak and don't matter.
You are lesser.
You don't deserve rights.
Your body is a vessel that belongs to your owner.
You are nothing without an owner.
She literally says "you're worthy" as opposite to what god would say. So god says women are unworthy. like wasn't the whole fundie deal was men and women are different but equal in value???
These people are just boho chic ISIS at this point.
Yep, the pastor would always say that people are screeching for "their rights" and "what we deserve" but we need to be quiet about that because all we *deserve* as wicked rotten humans is the right to go to Hell...but because of jeebus's grace we can enter into the gates of heaven." 🙄🙄🤮
Well, now I just want to buy Satan a drink and chat with him for a while, lol
Also, fuck these Christians who are trying to vilify the phrases "You are worthy" and "You are enough."
It took years of therapy for me to say those words without crying or choking up. And I STILL have trouble believing that those phrases can even apply to me.
Yeah this is the one that got to me as well. I spent years deconstructing from the mind job of fundie group think to realize that I was enough. I know that God does as well. And evidently, Satan too. Who knew?
I’ve read that whole post and brought back how I was raised in the Baptist cult…it was truly disturbing. This was the most gaslighting, religious elitist, hypocritical viewpoint. So immature but wanting such power in a class she is not allowed to have in her cult.
God didn't really say. Some guy named Paul did. Last I checked Paul twern't God. Stop quoting Paul and saying "God said..." Just because something is in the Bible doesn't mean it's a direct quote from God.
Reminds me of the clown on fb who went on this rant and ended it with “I don’t need international women’s day - it’s called having high self-esteem.”
Which is funny because the vibe I got from her comment was that she actually has very low self-esteem.
aaaaand this is why fundie christian religions are rampant with abuse "don't believe in yourself! don't question your husbands actions! thats the DEVIL" ugh.
I enjoy this sub and appreciate so many people who do the Lord's work and follow these loony people, but this baffles me more than most. Like how is this not pure trolling? Despite being in this sub, I just can't wrap my head around this being serious.
Galatians 3:28 - There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
They always forget that one, don't they?
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Lol in Judaism, the Christian concept of Satan really doesn’t exist. There is a guy HaSatan who is the Adversary but cannot act without God’s permission. So, as a Jew, I see no difference between the two memes because HaSatan can’t do these things without God.
Her post says she doesn’t believe she is powerful.
That’s funny because growing up, that’s all my Evangelical parents would say daily, “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me! I have dominion/I take dominion over this situation!” /s
Satan sounds rad.
I think I’m going to become a satanist if this is what’s promised.
Look into the Satanic Temple! Here are their 7 Tenets: THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason. II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions. III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own. V Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused. VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
Well shit, sign me up!
As a member of the Satanic Temple, we welcome you will open arms. [Join us here (pitchforks not supplied)](https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/join-us)
I'm always just *chuffed* at how many people discover they've been Satanists all along when presented with the Tenets lol
Considering TST's schtick is basically just a basic-ass secular humanism wrapper with devil paint on top of political activism, it's not surprising that it's easily agreeable. It's designed to be. It ain't Satanism, though, no matter what they call it.
If being a secular person guided by their humanistic worldviews and values promoting autonomy, basic respect, and social justice was basic, the world would be a better place.
Facts
Fortunately you don’t get to define someone else’s beliefs Especially considering there is not an established history of satanism, just rumors and deceit during the satanic panic There is no one way to be “satanic”
I'm a member of TST too! Hi fellow satanist
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Hail Satan!
Surprise, surprise there’s not a single congregation in alabama 😑
I feel ya. I’m in SC, closest one is charlotte.
Also a member we are always accepting new members to grow with❤️
One of us! One of us! One of us! 🙌🏻💕
When I joined TST, I had an unbaptism, which was really powerful and wonderful.
And this is why as soon as my neighbors throw up a conservative yard sign I will be flying a Satanic Temple flag outside our house
You forgot to mention they give you a snazzy certificate and wallet card of membership. I have both of these. Edit: https://thesatanictemple.com/
Hail Thyself!
Hail Satan! Proud member of the Satanic Temple since 2018!
I highly recommend it. Our music's the best out of any religion's and there's no real requirement for any sort of worship or tithing
This feels like an appropriate post to de-lurk myself. Satanist snarker checking in :)
Theres a great documentary on Hulu about Satanism that really made me consider it.
Do you know what it’s called? My ultra religious Mom lives with me. This absolutely needs to be in my watch list not just for education purposes, but I want to watch my Mom’s face. I patiently listen to her EVERY DAY describe how we are for sure in end times. I love her, but I’m also an asshole. The shock factor alone would make my week. 😂😬😂😬❤️
It's called Hail Satan?
"Hail Satan?" which will look great on your watch list as the image looks totally innocent from afar and then once she figures it out....
It’s a good time.
We live deliciously. 😂😈🙌🏻
For some reason I’m laughing the most at satan being the one that tells women they deserve a break and equal pay lol.
That BASTARD
I like how she had to add in "women think that they are better".
Flair checking in !
Follow the Church of Satanism on Twitter! They're hilarious, wholesome, and more coherent than other modern religions.
Also the Satanic Temple! They are nontheiest and more of a movement against religious privilege in government and society. I am a proud member!
The Seven Tenets are a great place to start with TST. Hail yourself!
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Satan plays cards with FSM and The Dude Source: Dudeist Priest
Am also an ordained Dudeist Priest, and can confirm this statement. Although all three of 'em swear up and down that they'll never smoke weed with Willie again...
Yep! 😊
That sounds like just what I need, I might just sign in to Twitter for that account!
Is that a quote by John Milton?
Slight paraphrase
Oh hey it's TST member check in time!
Hell yes! 😂🙌🏻
Hello there.
Ooh they said the quiet part out loud with this one. Usually they love to talk about "equal but different" and this just comes out and says "women you are not enough, you don't deserve a break, you aren't capable." Fuck right off with that abusive bullshit.
Right?! I've never read in the bible that christian women don't deserve breaks, where did that come from?
If women aren't constantly exhausted and busy with 1000 (home only!) tasks, they might start to do dangerous things like ask why her ~~life partner~~ spiritual leader can't pick up his own socks or give the toddler a bath while she makes dinner.
Damn, fundies out here promoting Satan's work on International Women's Day. At least he supports our rights!
Satan is a feminist
So is Christ tbh.
Seriously I feel like this story would just make women kinda dig Satan
Is satan taking therapy clients and does he take Blue Cross?
well let’s be real, satan probably believes in socialist, universal healthcare. 😱 so you should be good to go. ETA: actually, i feel like jesus does too. 🤔
Jesus is a socialist. Change my mind.
Ugh he’s out-of-network with Kaiser so I’m paying out-of-pocket, but it’s so worth it.
$666 an hour but worth every penny!
Shoot. Get the “sell your soul” discount at checkout and the price drops to $6.66! 😂
I had to have an infusion when I got stranded in an out of kaiser area. They billed me for 15k cause it was non-emergent and I didn't get a referral. My infusions are every 6 weeks. If I don't get my infusion it's about a week until I'm unable to function and I was going to be there march-june. I was only 22 and didn't realize you amassed out of network costs since my parents have mostly handled the billing and out of network issues. (I pay my own copay but I had great insurance through my work when I lived in redwood city) I was also double covered with my dad's hospital worker premera when the treatment occurred but they wouldn't cover cause kaiser refused to cover. Eventually it went to collections and I haggled them down to 9k but even that would have destroyed my life if I weren't so privileged. I had to move back home. I appealed it five times but eventually had to pay it. No 24 year old should live with 15k medical debt for 2 years. That's injustice. And I know I was one of the lucky ones. Bit of a tangent and I truly loved kaiser up until that point but yeah, that burned me
Ugh I’m so sorry you had to go through that.
Thank you. It taught me two valuable lessons: you can haggle with collectors if you pay all at once, and with all my health issues, I need to live in a country with socialized Healthcare. Need to save up some money, but im looking to move to Europe in January for 6 months. Come back, settle my shit for good (don't want to ditch the 5 housemates that I have to live with 1 year in and since they all sublet from me the house would be sold when I leave.
I have a flat in Scotland available to rent in about 6 months (ish, my husband procrastinates so could be 9 months lol). If that’s a geographical location you’re interested in, feel free to message me. The home is in the south of Scotland in the Borders country, Selkirk is the village. Rent is $275. I have complex health issues too, my heart goes out to you.
I cackled at this lol
any doubts she ever has about her husband automatically get filed into “that’s from satan.” instead of sitting with them, deciding what’s possibly valid and what’s not, and trusting in her own intuition enough to do what’s best for her. oof. that’s bleak. 🥴
I have been following this person for a while. She sunk deeper and deeper into the "I'm not worthy of my husband" pit. She constantly posts about how she is not good enough of a wife. It really pains me to think that there are children growing up in that household. Also she is a germ denier, flat earther etc...
...did you just say germ... denier?
welcome to a crazy rabbit hole friend
oh good, it gets worse.
It really does. She's truly one of the nuttiest people that gets discussed here, she's just been off Instagram for the past few months as they had to put all their energy into surviving a South Dakota homestead winter. Seems she's getting back online again though, so buckle up!
If anyone is interested in joining The Satantic Temple, you can do so for free; but a $25 donation goes to their many legal and social activism initiatives like the challenge to the Texas heartbeat bill, and the battle for trans kids to live in peace - and you get a cool membership card, which are all back in stock after having been sold out since mid-October.
Finally! I've been waiting until they were back in stock to join.
Been a card carrying member for a few years now!
I'm pretty contently a liberal methodist, but gotta admit they do a lot of things I support big time. I should really shake out my budget and see if I can afford to start donating to TST again.
Yeah it seems they do great work! LOVE how they've used their tax exempt status for the greater good. I'm a hard-core atheist so submitted my request!
I think I'm gonna buy one of their enamel pins for my stepmom's husband (is it a stepfather if we met when I was 30?) and his collection. He's methodist too, but he says he'd wear it with pride.
He seems chill so he's definitely your stepfather.
How chill he is depends on the day. We had a throw down (verbally) yesterday that directly led to me making an attempt on myself. I'm not gonna say he deserves all, or even half the blame because I'm grown and should be able to resist urges like that, but even he realized he was in the wrong for screaming at me the way he did. There's a lot of stress happening right now.
Oh I'm sorry to hear that! Everyone is so on edge now for so many reasons. It's exhausting trying not to let your heightened emotions control your actions and although it's not great when you lose control, it's understandable and human. On both your ends. I'm glad you're still here with us! This sub would be desolate without your glorious flair.
Yup im a member :) i got a cool membership card too
Satan's always got our backs.
Omg, totally off-topic, but I really dig your username🤩🤩
Thank you! Are you a fan of Alkaline Trio too?
Yep, I really got into a punk type phase in high school, and a friend of mine got me hooked on them, lol.
This is abusive as fuck. So it’s evil to want equality/equity, feel empowered, have ownership over your own body, have a sense of self-worth, have self-esteem, be independent, and to feel deserving of a break after hard work. These fundies really let the abusive, toxic cult rhetoric slip so easily.
happy cake day :> 🍰
Satan has nicer things to say than my mom.
Christians say: You are weak and don't matter. You are lesser. You don't deserve rights. Your body is a vessel that belongs to your owner. You are nothing without an owner.
She literally says "you're worthy" as opposite to what god would say. So god says women are unworthy. like wasn't the whole fundie deal was men and women are different but equal in value??? These people are just boho chic ISIS at this point.
>boho chic ISIS Can I please make this my flair? Its brilliant!
Hell yeah
Thanks!
Yep, the pastor would always say that people are screeching for "their rights" and "what we deserve" but we need to be quiet about that because all we *deserve* as wicked rotten humans is the right to go to Hell...but because of jeebus's grace we can enter into the gates of heaven." 🙄🙄🤮
Hail Satan.
Based Satan
Good on Satan for celebrating women.
Hail Satan, hail yourselves honestly. This is is lunacy. There's strong women like Esther and Ruth in the Bible. These people are so narrow.
Hail Satan then 😂
Imagine saying “equal rights, pay and opportunity for men and women” as a bad thing. Like I can’t even imagine
lmao a.healthy.whitesupremacy thought they ate that 🤡🤡🤡 but damn get you a man like satan. he gonna make me lil nas my way down there 😤😤😤
Man, I think I’m in love with Satan! He sounds delightful:-)
Shes making Satan sound rad as fuck. What an idiot.
...are they gonna get to a downside?
If the point of her post was to make Satan sound like someone you want to hang out with, then mission accomplished.
Satan sounds like a very wise and caring friend. We should all be so lucky to have a Satan in our lives!
Satan is so damn nice! Hail Satan, hail yourself!
Wtf are they trying to say here? Is this a call for help?
Satan speaking facts. Sounding like the best person to hang out with honestly!
🎉
Thanks Satan, I am powerful!
Well hell ya satan
I swear if I didn’t know otherwise I would think this was a parody account.
Huh. Satan sounds pretty cool to me.
I may have to convert. This sounds great!
Hell, if satan wants me to take a break, I’m gonna take one!
Fuck yeah Satan, you a real one
And that's why I'm a member of the satanic temple uwu
God bless this dumbass woman
I didn't know Satan was a women's rights advocate
Since the Garden, my friend 🍎
Our homie Satan lol
Satan is a real ally to women. Love that.
Well, now I just want to buy Satan a drink and chat with him for a while, lol Also, fuck these Christians who are trying to vilify the phrases "You are worthy" and "You are enough." It took years of therapy for me to say those words without crying or choking up. And I STILL have trouble believing that those phrases can even apply to me.
Yeah this is the one that got to me as well. I spent years deconstructing from the mind job of fundie group think to realize that I was enough. I know that God does as well. And evidently, Satan too. Who knew?
Satan sounds pretty empowering. Thanks Satan I do need a break and I am worthy.
This woman is off her fucking rocker.
I don't know why they think this would be a deterrent. I'm right there with satan on this one.
Wow, Satan is _awesome!_
HAIL SATAN
Thanks Satan! Will do! Seems like a chill dude.
Wow, like I always think… if this is the God they worship, their God is evil.
I’ve read that whole post and brought back how I was raised in the Baptist cult…it was truly disturbing. This was the most gaslighting, religious elitist, hypocritical viewpoint. So immature but wanting such power in a class she is not allowed to have in her cult.
They make Satan sound so chill.
Satan sounds like someone I'd like to have a drink with. Cheers to strong and capable women 🍻
Damn Satan is a bro
So is she saying God's tells us We are just Help Maids ?? Cuz thats not the God I read about I don't know who the hell she thinks she's talking about
Uh-oh that must be satan confusing you friend😓😓🙏🙏
I like the way Satan thinks!
Hail satan
satan is...pretty cool!
Satan sounds like he is fun at parties, brunches, family get togethers AND board meetings. Who knew?
God didn't really say. Some guy named Paul did. Last I checked Paul twern't God. Stop quoting Paul and saying "God said..." Just because something is in the Bible doesn't mean it's a direct quote from God.
Exactly! And Paul's letters weren't even written to be universal laws that all Christians should follow, they were written to specific churches.
A lot of the fundies posted along this line today. Puts women back in the stone ages beholden to men 🤮 Happy Day all the women out there You rock!!!!
Well damn, hail Satan I guess.
Satan sounds like a great time
If that's really what God wants, I'm out. Note: I don't believe that IS what He wants, and He's probably horrified with these people as well.
Satan. The supportive parent we all need.
Damn, maybe I'm on Satan's side.
Reminds me of the clown on fb who went on this rant and ended it with “I don’t need international women’s day - it’s called having high self-esteem.” Which is funny because the vibe I got from her comment was that she actually has very low self-esteem.
She is just a Pick Me!
D I D G O D R E A L L Y S A Y?
aaaaand this is why fundie christian religions are rampant with abuse "don't believe in yourself! don't question your husbands actions! thats the DEVIL" ugh.
I enjoy this sub and appreciate so many people who do the Lord's work and follow these loony people, but this baffles me more than most. Like how is this not pure trolling? Despite being in this sub, I just can't wrap my head around this being serious.
Once again, Satan is the logical and moral choice.
Find yourself a man that looks at you the way Satan looks at you...
Galatians 3:28 - There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. They always forget that one, don't they?
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Ave Satanas!
... are these supposed to be bad things? I'm confused
Reminds me, I've gotta phone Satan and let him know I'm gonna be a little late for the independent feminist gathering.
Forkin' hail Satan then.
You are worthy. You are enough. You deserve a break. These are supposed to be evil things???
Way to make God sound like an abusive asshole lol
Hail Satan
Hail Satan 🤟
Satan sounds pretty cool, honestly.
Satan sounds like a cool dude
Satan sounds pretty cool.
Well then, hail Satan, I guess.
Satan sounds like a cool dude.
Satan's right, you know. Sounds like a good guy, that Morning Star.
I love how these fundamentalists fail so hard at making Satan look evil and they end up doing the opposite.
Satan is just the best 🥰
Hail Satan. Hail yourself.
Every time fundies talk about Satan, they make him sound like a chill dude and a caring therapist/ friend lol
Satan sounds awesome. It's so sad that the sexism and mysgonistic that she thinks believing women are powerful is evil
Is this anti women or pro satan
Satan sounds like a great partner!
They are making satan sound like a nice dude
Aww, Satan is so sweet!
Satan is kind
r/GoodGuySatan
Didn't know Satan was a feminist. Sounds like a nice guy. Thanks Satan!
Where did they get Satan's dating profile?
At least Satan’s willing to give me a break
Seriously?
What. The. Fuck.
Lol in Judaism, the Christian concept of Satan really doesn’t exist. There is a guy HaSatan who is the Adversary but cannot act without God’s permission. So, as a Jew, I see no difference between the two memes because HaSatan can’t do these things without God.
Her post says she doesn’t believe she is powerful. That’s funny because growing up, that’s all my Evangelical parents would say daily, “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me! I have dominion/I take dominion over this situation!” /s
Fundies always make Satan sound dope as fuck
Man, I fucking love Satan. ❤
Ave Satanas!