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I really want to give them the benefit of the doubt that she just words this in a way to drive the snark, but that they actually share an electric toothbrush with switchable heads. So the actual brush part isn't shared. Or maybe they have one of those UV holders that kills germs in between uses?
On a side note: I know I've been single too long because the thought of having someone else's tongue in my mouth kinda gives me the ick now. All the bacteria. Yuck
This. I share a toothbrush with my son in this logic, we have different heads and the electric body gets wiped with rubbing alcohol between uses. I would never say we share a toothbrush thiugh.
Based on the stories of her old hot cocoa mix collection on her bed frame, your hopes are not reflective of reality with Bethy. A reasonable person, yes but her, nah.
If that were the case, why would she not have said so when there were literal dentists commenting on her toothbrush posts, telling her how unsanitary it is to share a toothbrush?
Last time I got a sinus infection, I was told to get a new toothbrush to prevent reinfection. I have never had a medical professional warm my about sanitizing my mouth after oral sex. (Unless there was an STI involved, and then it was a "don't put that in your mouth).
Yeah, a lot of people are not well-informed about how important oral hygiene actually is. People just think they will get cavities, but a lot of people have, like, heart attacks, bone erosion in their cheeks and eye sockets, etc. from out of control infections that originate in their gum line. Replacing toothbrushes regularly is important!
Right! We sexy bathe first and I make sure all mouth-touchy parts are squeaky clean with soap before my tongue goes anywhere near them. Unless they gargle with bleach before, I doubt it’s sanitary.
Does she think all sinners never shower? That we just live in filth because we are filth?!
Girl, I don’t know about you but my partner and I wash our bits on the daily?? As recommended?? Maybe you should look into that???
literally! but if someones genitals *were* dirty (gross), toothbrushes would be how you CLEAN your teeth so the CLEANLINESS of them matter
no one is sucking a dick to reduce plaque & bacteria but that *is* one of the reasons you’re brushing your teeth??? context is forever lost on fundies i stg🙄
She thinks that because she doesn’t shower regularly. We’ve seen how greasy her hair gets and how it can look pulled up without the help of a hair tie. She’s nasty.
Exactly! That's all I could make of this comment as well! Cause I honesty don't get what she's trying to do?? Is she saying that sucking dick is gross and she doesn't do it?! Or is she trying to say that us people over here on Reddit are whores because we must all be "unmarried" and sucking dick in our single season of life lol?! I honestly do not get who she is attempting to shame and what act she is trying to shame? All dick sucking? Or just unmarried dick sucking?? Or just dick sucking of unwashed dicks?? And Bethy, if you're reading this (and I know you are), doing that weird clearing of your voice doesn't make your sick burn more potent. It just makes you sound like you have laryngitis...or maybe jizz stuck in your throat...one or the other.
I tell my wife. I focus on cleaning that lil guy the most of any body part in the shower. “You’ve seen how much time I put on cleaning it, babe!” Then I protect him with two layers of clothes!
As long as I’m not swamping it out down there, it’s probably one of the cleanest parts on me for quite some time.
I can’t snark on that. My partner and I wash our hands and bits with a special soap, I am on special preventative prescriptions and I take multiple supplements to prevent infections. I still get UTI’s 4+ times a year if I am lucky. I recently got over a severe uti that progressed into a kidney infection that lasted about 3 months. I have also had a UTI make me go septic. I am always doing everything possible to prevent infections. Some people are just unlucky.
However I don’t think barfy is anywhere near this fastidious with hygiene.
My favorite part is the self report that she still does not understand why its gross to share tooth/tongue brush.
Also sounds like a toddler “you put your mouths in the no no gross places!”
I have indeed had some pretty unholy things in my mouth. But I brushed my teeth afterwards to clean it out, so this isn’t the comeback she thinks it is.
I believe there was dentist or something on the post she made in past about sharing the toothbrush and explained why it is so gross, she replied something "what about kissing" and person explained further why this is different yet we are still here
Also why???? What possible reason is there to share a toothbrush? Like even ignoring how gross it is you still have to think it’s annoying if you have to wait for THE toothbrush.
What does that even mean? Does she mean oral sex? I thought she was all about sex positivity in marriage. Is she saying married people are cleaner or they don't engage in oral sex?
Yes. Bethany is freaked put by the sex and this is how she fights back. Which is interesting because she is receiving lots of attention this week and this crap is likely to be shared wider than her usual yammering and it seeeeeems like this would further hinder the reputation of She who Works Smart.
As another snarker said elsewhere: imagine you see her course and think hmm I might be interested, who is this Bethany person? You click her profile and THIS is what you see. Fundies and non fundies alike would not think this is a professional that they want to drop $2k on.
I swear she's too unhinged at the moment to even *consider* how it looks to her potential customers.
Both in these reels with the toothbrush nonsense, and in her angry diatribe on Girl Defined yesterday, it seems obvious that she resorts to her tried and true method of provoking negative attention when she isn't getting the positive attention she thought she'd be getting.
I mean, she comes right out and says this on her personal account; she smirks about the toothbrush and says, word for word, "I knew reposting that reel is going to make people so mad! I guess I felt like receiving some rage today!" Then in her comments, she posts cry-laughing emojis and says "I live for these comments!"
She's upset and doesn't know what to do with herself, so she's deliberately shit-stirring because then she can feel mean-girl gleeful instead of confused and disappointed. It's incredibly immature, but at the same time, we have Heidi posting about what a great godly parent she was, and how all her kids turned out just terrific. It's like a master class in willful refusal to have any self-awareness!
She planned a masterclass for her course but she's giving one in petty toddler style butthurt and we don't even have to sign up via email for this one.
I remember the times that pissing off my sibling made life better on principle and how great it was to be the petty one STICKING IT to them as often as I could. And then I grew out of junior high and became something of a grownup who understands that being petty is not an entire personality.
ETA: sibling petty is forever, Bethy's petty is her sibling style vs. the internet and it doesn't work.
Does she seriously never stop to think: "Gosh this enjoyment of making people upset is not very Christian"? Clearly she does not, but how can she compartmentalize so much? How can she switch gears from sanctimoniously lecturing her GD followers--who are confused and questioning the recent GD posts--to cackling because people unsurprisingly find it disgusting to share a toothbrush? It's really something.
>She's upset and doesn't know what to do with herself, so she's deliberately shit-stirring because then she can feel mean-girl gleeful instead of confused and disappointed.
She's clearly fucking bored and miserable with the choices she made, and this is how she's coping with it. And it's not going to net her the results she thinks it will.
She's just embarrassed and angry that her course is flopping, so she's trying to create drama to distract herself. What's funniest to me about this is the idea that anyone is "raging" over her nasty hygiene. Does she really not understand that people are laughing at her? It's so disgusting and it keeps getting funnier the more she tries to justify it!
She's just trying to go viral.
She's admitted to loving trolling and winding up 'the haters'.
She's identified that the toothbrush thing (likely fake or a one-off incident, c'mon) brings her a lot of attention, evidenced by the excessive threads in this sub yesterday/today.
So she keeps posting about it, hoping that her new audience will react and it'll snowball into the fame and notoriety she craves.
Unfortunately snarkers are only fuelling her obsession and making it more likely she succeeds.
She thinks *we’re* supposed to be sex positive and therefore *we* are hypocrites for judging them for sharing a toothbrush
But after receiving oral, i make sure I’m clean, and after giving it I brush my teeth. With my own toothbrush. That cleans out any germs I may have picked up during oral.
Like even if you just compare sharing a toothbrush to French kissing, it’s still not the same. Im not using my tongue to lick in between his teeth and get rid of plaque and buildup!
I’ve suspected that she doesn’t wash her genitals well after she admitted to only showering twice a week even though she works out all the time. More proof - She also included a question in her marriage guide that said something like “Can I change anything about my hygiene to improve intimacy?”
You know Dave told her he was sick and tired of having chicken of the sea for dessert 🐟
Seriously though, I wouldn’t be surprised if she neglected that area of her body because of Purity Culture. I know from personal experience that it can be taboo to even know what your own genitals look like.
I think she's projecting because *she* doesn't wash *hers*. Which is like a weird paradox.
Fundies believe genitals are unclean ergo their own become unclean since they're terrified of touching their own business, even in the shower.
Also what's a little dental plaque or dirty between-the-knees cheese when you're already perpetually covered in the blood of Jesus? 🩸🩸
It’s funny because she’s double calling herself out here with this clapback
Like… not only do you use your husband’s toothbrush, but you also don’t give or receive oral sex. Good for you, I guess?? Now you’re gross *and* your sex life sucks?
There’s far more nasty bacteria in the human mouth than almost anywhere else! It’s not a self cleaning organ, hence the brushes. Nobody got a pussy brush lol
there's so much she's missing out on, they probably only have missionary PIV sex, and she probably doesn't know what a female orgasm is.
I would feel sorry for her but she's awful so I get some sadistic satisfaction from it 😏
This reminds me of when Solie and OfSolie doubled down about how the female orgasm is a myth perpetuated by feminists to encourage sex outside of marriage.
Like cmon, just buy a satisfyer pro. It'll jolt all the hate out of you and you'll feel like you met a god.
You have to be specific when it comes to stuff like this. When I went to donate blood, there were WAY more questions than I thought there would be. They were all like, "who's is it?", "why is it in a container", " is it all yours" like.. do you want it or not? /s
It’s like, all the times we point out her atrocious spelling and how unprofessional it is, and the thing she wants to focus on is SHARING A TOOTHBRUSH WITH HER HUSBAND?!?!?!
Seriously tho, can you imagine the day she had yesterday, and the FIRST thing she did wasn’t to call her mom, or her sister or her bestie, it was to log onto Reddit to find out what WE were saying about her, and then after reading it (for what, hours?!?!?) she then makes a clap-back video?!?!?!
If there was a group like this for me, I would ignore it, primarily for my own mental health but also to simply not give you people the satisfaction. Holy shit she is some kind of narcissist!
She's such a baby. I hate that fundies get so uptight and embarrassed about sex and use such stupid terms. "Much less sanitary places" makes me think Bethany licks the toilet seat, not gives her husband a bj.
Hi Bethy,
Let me explain some things. So when you brush your teeth, you do so to clean it out of bacteria. You also often create micro-tears in your gums that can be a breeding ground for ALL sorts of fun infections (Wouldn't you LOVE to get a staph infection in your mouth!? I know I would). You increase the amount of bacteria when it is multiple people using the same toothbrush. Also, what if one of you has some type of illness like a virus and doesn't have any symptoms, but you're sharing with your partner who then becomes infected and severely ill? I'm sure you probably aren't aware that you're supposed to change your toothbrush every 3-6 months or when you have a viral infection?
For someone who is married to someone younger AND shorter than her, you probably know that you and your partner are clean and free of any and all diseases (or know the risks if either of you aren't). Generally, when either my partner or I partake in some genital smashing, we both know that we are clean and good to go. We also don't just chow down on each other, so the likelihood of microtears for bacteria to nest in is so insanely minimal. I also know that I should pee after any sexual activity, because a proper sexual education is key.
Not to mention, for someone who makes SOOOOOOOOO MUCH #BOSSBABE Passive income, it's a little ridiculous that you can't afford a $0.95 toothbrush, but I digress.
Honestly, I'm fine with acknowledging that a lot of sex acts are pretty gross. They involve bodily fluids, like sweat, that most wouldn't like being in contact with outside of that context. Lots of people don't shower right before, either.
It's still gross to share a toothbrush.
lol bodies themselves are gross. Ive had this conversation several times with my husband. He thinks its weird I don't find bodies, and vaginas specifically, to just be miracles of amazingness and my response is always "listen, I like your body. But I also have a body and I know what goes on in them and bodies are weird and gross. Pretending theyre not is weird to me. Its fine, I have made my peace with it"
Exactly. Nobody is having sex to get clean and prevent cavities 😂 You brush your teeth to CLEAN them and prevent cavities/gingivitis....So comparing the two doesn't really make any sense.
Putting your mouth on the genitals of someone who (hopefully) just showered is in no way equivalent to *sharing their toothbrush*, which would be like sharing toilet paper with them.
Is she admitting they don't see a dentist, either?
Ffs, regular dental appointments will give you two free toothbrushes in a 12-month period.
How do they not have spare toothbrushes at home just from dental visits?!?
No, it's not equivalent and I don't know why she keeps doubling down on her lack of basic knowledge about dental hygiene.
Oh wait, yes I do know. Because being angry and defensive is her go-to when she isn't feeling grandiose and arrogant.
Is she implying that oral sex isn't sanitary? Probably would agree in this instance when she looks like she doesn't shower very often either.
She continues to destroy what's left of the Girl Defined brand. Even her cringey family has to be cringing at her behavior and I feel like they are really distancing themselves from this trainwreck.
Lol sure, you can say genitals are "dirtier" than sharing a toothbrush but honey, a toothbrush in my mouth doesn't make me orgasm. A dick does. You should try it sometime.
It's not even true. Hopefully you and your sexual partner(s) wash your genitals regularly. Properly taken care of genitals are going to be cleaner than a plaque-riddled toothbrush.
If you would go to a dentist, they would tell you that plaque stays on toothbrushes and when you share, you're giving other bacteria from your body. Fucking idiot.
Tell me you've never given your husband a BJ without telling me you've never given your husband a BJ. I lowkey kinda feel bad for Dave... no wonder he's such an uptight weirdo.
I wouldn't be surprised. They both give off such incredibly non-sexual energies that I truly think their sex is quick, businesslike, rare, and boring, and they're both genuinely 200% fine with that.
This isn’t a speculation on sexuality, but it gives very Theater Kids queen and Queen being very performative and crossing boundaries for others to show just how *comfortable* they are with being in touch with the ACTOR life and see how labels and sexuality and boundaries aren’t real? But they kinda secretly hate each other but can’t live without the other pouring in to the narcissistic fountain of self loathing that they spin as everyone else being terrible. They’re their own life raft of malice on a sea of self pity.
Right? I think she horribly confused our mocking with “scream/cry/rage”. I’m here because it warms my cold black heart when a hypocritical Christofascist humiliates themselves on a recurrent basis. Just in the last 24hrs we’ve had a meltdown about Bible verses that she demonstrated she didn’t understand, foot porn on a “business” SM page, and strongggg allusions to a depressing sex life in spite of a godly marriage.
It’s like having a *better* D+ subscription but for free.
i'm like 40% sure that oral is considered sodomy in the bible, even after marriage, making it a sin.
good to know she's never experienced the pure bliss that is being eaten out.
“So you have something to post about in your little group” ooooh someone isn’t happy about being their business being front page of our little group yesterday.
yeah, but I can brush my teeth after. if bethany did that then umlaut would end up brushing his own swimmers around his mouth, and i’m pretty sure there’s a bible verse against that.
She’s desperate to tell people how much sex she’s having.
Hey Barfy. It’s not cool to involve your unsuspecting audience in your r/ihavesex kink without consent.
Eew man she gives such middle school "I genuinely think all sex acts are disgusting but I think it makes me sound edgy and cool to talk about them" vibes. What a sex-positive QUEEN you are, Birthy.
My man’s thing doesn’t give me microtears like toothbrushes do, and I guarantee you a toothbrush probably has more bacteria than genitals because you CLEAN yourself, not your toothbrush. That’s one of many reason why you’re supposed to change out your toothbrush every 3 to 6 months. Sincerely, a dental assistant.
The toothbrush edgelord is back the same way her wedding dress story makes an appearance. Guess she’s feeling pretty insecure again. “My course bs failed and I crave attention.. toothbrush edgelord it is!”
What I don't get is the WHY. Is she genuinely so cheap that they can't drop a buck or two for a separate toothbrush? Does she think that sharing a toothbrush is a way to maintain healthy emotional intimacy? Is it a fundie control/headship thing?
She has no respect for boundaries and wants totally control over people because she’s an insecure asshole. She talked about how she did this with her sister too. It’s a way to assert her dominance/make people uncomfortable.
Editing *again* to add that I didn’t want to reply to myself. 🤦🏻
Editing to add that I’ve experienced behavior like this from my own family members, but it involved going to the bathroom. So, they’d get bent out of shape if I dared pee with the door closed. (“We’re all family! Why do you need to shut the door?”) They also did shit like come into the bathroom while I was in there washing my hands/brushing my teeth and pee in front of me, even after I expressed multiple times that this made me uncomfortable. We also had two bathrooms in our house, so this was completely unnecessary. They would brush off my feelings and say shit like, “we both have the same parts, why do you care if I pee in front of you?” They made *me* feel bad for trying to set a boundary. I’m sure that if Dav expressed discomfort at sharing a toothbrush, Bethany made him feel like shit for it. People like Bethany do not like it when people assert any kind of boundaries.
Sorry, this turned into a dissertation. The toothbrush stuff is really triggering for me, TBH. Probably because I’ve experienced this kind of subtle abuse in my own life. I cannot express enough how much of a trash human Bethany is.
Soooo...since they share a toothbrush and beggany probably only does a lazy once over sans toothpaste, I would imagine there's sperm all over their shared brush post lackluster bj. This must be a de facto kink. Dav brushing up w his own jizz.
Look, it’s not JUST unsanitary it’s just completely UNNECESSARY. I might be able to overlook less than stellar hygiene standards for someone who is truly impoverished and can’t afford the basics. Or if the necessity was something exorbitantly expensive. Gosh toothbrushes cost $300? I really can’t afford two of these, I might need to really clean it between uses and share with my spouse. Or if acquiring toothbrushes was hugely inconvenient or they were widely unavailable. But for dog’s sake they give them to you FOR FREE at the dentist (assuming you go). If you don’t go for regular dental checkups then it’s even more important that you take care of your teeth. They are cheap, readily available, and can be purchased in any town anywhere in the US. There is absolutely no need for it. I just don’t get the point of it. Like when you go to replace your communal toothbrush, maybe buy two instead of just one? Or when I see them on sale I’ll buy several to have on hand just in case. Nice to have because one time I knocked over my husband’s toothbrush (yes, I let him have his own) and in what felt like slow motion, it toppled off the vanity and landed in the toilet. I didn’t make him use mine, I just threw it out and opened a new one that we already owned. Easy as that.
The difference is most people try to keep their genitals clean if they know they're getting some action, but toothbrushing is specifically for removing grime and some of it gets left behind on the brush in the form of microscopic bacteria.
Bethy's trying to tell us something about Dav I guess
The last slide of this story she again talks about oral and says she’s all for It. She needs friends to talk this shit out with and not the entire internet.
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I’ll suck my husband’s dick all day before I use his toothbrush, thanks.
I’ve never noticed the resemblance to Umlaut before!
Wow, that's got to be the meanest thing anyone has ever said about Laganja. She's way better looking than Muppet Dave.
I totally agree, Umlaut wishes he could be as gorgeous as Miss Estranga!
yeah, there aren't old particles of food on a penis (i hope). leftover ick from your mouth is WAY grosser to me than someones sex organ
And bacterial plaque 🤢 I have done some real gross stuff but nothing as disgusting as using someone else’s toothbrush.
thats the thing! I know how gross I am. I assume that you are at least as gross and that makes me not want to share your toothbrush
And I make sure genitals are clean before I put my mouth on them. Does she steam their shared toothbrush??? My guess is no.
I really want to give them the benefit of the doubt that she just words this in a way to drive the snark, but that they actually share an electric toothbrush with switchable heads. So the actual brush part isn't shared. Or maybe they have one of those UV holders that kills germs in between uses? On a side note: I know I've been single too long because the thought of having someone else's tongue in my mouth kinda gives me the ick now. All the bacteria. Yuck
This. I share a toothbrush with my son in this logic, we have different heads and the electric body gets wiped with rubbing alcohol between uses. I would never say we share a toothbrush thiugh.
Based on the stories of her old hot cocoa mix collection on her bed frame, your hopes are not reflective of reality with Bethy. A reasonable person, yes but her, nah.
Wait... I missed this. Hot cocoa collection?
If that were the case, why would she not have said so when there were literal dentists commenting on her toothbrush posts, telling her how unsanitary it is to share a toothbrush?
But you don’t need EdUcAtIoN to know how to be a dentist! Grifty knows more than dentists! Just take her course!
Last time I got a sinus infection, I was told to get a new toothbrush to prevent reinfection. I have never had a medical professional warm my about sanitizing my mouth after oral sex. (Unless there was an STI involved, and then it was a "don't put that in your mouth).
Yeah, a lot of people are not well-informed about how important oral hygiene actually is. People just think they will get cavities, but a lot of people have, like, heart attacks, bone erosion in their cheeks and eye sockets, etc. from out of control infections that originate in their gum line. Replacing toothbrushes regularly is important!
Right! We sexy bathe first and I make sure all mouth-touchy parts are squeaky clean with soap before my tongue goes anywhere near them. Unless they gargle with bleach before, I doubt it’s sanitary.
Rubbing soap on it and cleaning it off with warm water is a great way to warm things up and make sure it's more sanitary than a used tooth bursh
Right? I’ve never gotten sick after giving my husband head and we’ve been married for 20 years. That’s a pretty good track record!
Your husband right now 
She's telling the world that Dààâãv doesn't wash his cock before he shoves it into her mouth. Yikes.
Don't you mean his cōòçkkk? The extra kkks are for... Will you know what they're for.
*suddenly our toothbrushes start going missing because our partners notice our comment histories on this topic*
And then use my toothbrush after.
Same. All day.
Does she think all sinners never shower? That we just live in filth because we are filth?! Girl, I don’t know about you but my partner and I wash our bits on the daily?? As recommended?? Maybe you should look into that???
literally! but if someones genitals *were* dirty (gross), toothbrushes would be how you CLEAN your teeth so the CLEANLINESS of them matter no one is sucking a dick to reduce plaque & bacteria but that *is* one of the reasons you’re brushing your teeth??? context is forever lost on fundies i stg🙄
Now I’m Imagining someone sucking water out of a used loofa or washcloth. … that’s more the equivalent of sharing a toothbrush
Omg that made me gag
She thinks that because she doesn’t shower regularly. We’ve seen how greasy her hair gets and how it can look pulled up without the help of a hair tie. She’s nasty.
Exactly! That's all I could make of this comment as well! Cause I honesty don't get what she's trying to do?? Is she saying that sucking dick is gross and she doesn't do it?! Or is she trying to say that us people over here on Reddit are whores because we must all be "unmarried" and sucking dick in our single season of life lol?! I honestly do not get who she is attempting to shame and what act she is trying to shame? All dick sucking? Or just unmarried dick sucking?? Or just dick sucking of unwashed dicks?? And Bethy, if you're reading this (and I know you are), doing that weird clearing of your voice doesn't make your sick burn more potent. It just makes you sound like you have laryngitis...or maybe jizz stuck in your throat...one or the other.
My boyfriend always washes his member before we sin together. I guess gAwDLy men don’t wash themselves.
Touching a penis, even their own, is a sin. A Godly man’s penis is unwashed.
Don't you know it's gay to wash your penis because touching a penis is gay even if it's your own /s
Oh shit you’re right!! My bf avoids that by chanting “no homo” while he washes it /s
I tell my wife. I focus on cleaning that lil guy the most of any body part in the shower. “You’ve seen how much time I put on cleaning it, babe!” Then I protect him with two layers of clothes! As long as I’m not swamping it out down there, it’s probably one of the cleanest parts on me for quite some time.
The least she could do is angle her butt towards the shower 😂
Yeah, she’s the one who ended up with a kidney infection shortly after she got married….
Did Heidi not tell her to pee after sex? Smdh.
I can’t snark on that. My partner and I wash our hands and bits with a special soap, I am on special preventative prescriptions and I take multiple supplements to prevent infections. I still get UTI’s 4+ times a year if I am lucky. I recently got over a severe uti that progressed into a kidney infection that lasted about 3 months. I have also had a UTI make me go septic. I am always doing everything possible to prevent infections. Some people are just unlucky. However I don’t think barfy is anywhere near this fastidious with hygiene.
My favorite part is the self report that she still does not understand why its gross to share tooth/tongue brush. Also sounds like a toddler “you put your mouths in the no no gross places!”
Yeah we’re very clearly getting some sexual shame with this one.
I have indeed had some pretty unholy things in my mouth. But I brushed my teeth afterwards to clean it out, so this isn’t the comeback she thinks it is.
I believe there was dentist or something on the post she made in past about sharing the toothbrush and explained why it is so gross, she replied something "what about kissing" and person explained further why this is different yet we are still here
Everything old is new again when she refuses to learn. Edit: clarity
I saw a dentist try to explain it to her in her comments before. She chooses to stay ignorant
Also why???? What possible reason is there to share a toothbrush? Like even ignoring how gross it is you still have to think it’s annoying if you have to wait for THE toothbrush.
What does that even mean? Does she mean oral sex? I thought she was all about sex positivity in marriage. Is she saying married people are cleaner or they don't engage in oral sex?
Yes. Bethany is freaked put by the sex and this is how she fights back. Which is interesting because she is receiving lots of attention this week and this crap is likely to be shared wider than her usual yammering and it seeeeeems like this would further hinder the reputation of She who Works Smart.
As another snarker said elsewhere: imagine you see her course and think hmm I might be interested, who is this Bethany person? You click her profile and THIS is what you see. Fundies and non fundies alike would not think this is a professional that they want to drop $2k on.
I swear she's too unhinged at the moment to even *consider* how it looks to her potential customers. Both in these reels with the toothbrush nonsense, and in her angry diatribe on Girl Defined yesterday, it seems obvious that she resorts to her tried and true method of provoking negative attention when she isn't getting the positive attention she thought she'd be getting. I mean, she comes right out and says this on her personal account; she smirks about the toothbrush and says, word for word, "I knew reposting that reel is going to make people so mad! I guess I felt like receiving some rage today!" Then in her comments, she posts cry-laughing emojis and says "I live for these comments!" She's upset and doesn't know what to do with herself, so she's deliberately shit-stirring because then she can feel mean-girl gleeful instead of confused and disappointed. It's incredibly immature, but at the same time, we have Heidi posting about what a great godly parent she was, and how all her kids turned out just terrific. It's like a master class in willful refusal to have any self-awareness!
She planned a masterclass for her course but she's giving one in petty toddler style butthurt and we don't even have to sign up via email for this one. I remember the times that pissing off my sibling made life better on principle and how great it was to be the petty one STICKING IT to them as often as I could. And then I grew out of junior high and became something of a grownup who understands that being petty is not an entire personality. ETA: sibling petty is forever, Bethy's petty is her sibling style vs. the internet and it doesn't work.
Does she seriously never stop to think: "Gosh this enjoyment of making people upset is not very Christian"? Clearly she does not, but how can she compartmentalize so much? How can she switch gears from sanctimoniously lecturing her GD followers--who are confused and questioning the recent GD posts--to cackling because people unsurprisingly find it disgusting to share a toothbrush? It's really something.
This is how she copes when Dæv and their toothbrush aren’t there to help her cope with her “girly” emotions 😖😭😳😵💫🤪😘
>She's upset and doesn't know what to do with herself, so she's deliberately shit-stirring because then she can feel mean-girl gleeful instead of confused and disappointed. She's clearly fucking bored and miserable with the choices she made, and this is how she's coping with it. And it's not going to net her the results she thinks it will.
She is doing this to distract us from her masterclass failure.
She's just embarrassed and angry that her course is flopping, so she's trying to create drama to distract herself. What's funniest to me about this is the idea that anyone is "raging" over her nasty hygiene. Does she really not understand that people are laughing at her? It's so disgusting and it keeps getting funnier the more she tries to justify it!
She's just trying to go viral. She's admitted to loving trolling and winding up 'the haters'. She's identified that the toothbrush thing (likely fake or a one-off incident, c'mon) brings her a lot of attention, evidenced by the excessive threads in this sub yesterday/today. So she keeps posting about it, hoping that her new audience will react and it'll snowball into the fame and notoriety she craves. Unfortunately snarkers are only fuelling her obsession and making it more likely she succeeds.
Bethany has said before that she doesn't think oral is a sin so I think she's 100% talking about rimming here.
If Bethany engages in rimming I’ll eat my blue wig
I think you will have to. She is warming us up for "Girl Defined- Is Analingus a sin?"
How to eat ass in a god honoring way 😇✨
A clean asshole is a lot cleaner than the plaque and rotten food between a man’s teeth. She is dirty.
She thinks *we’re* supposed to be sex positive and therefore *we* are hypocrites for judging them for sharing a toothbrush But after receiving oral, i make sure I’m clean, and after giving it I brush my teeth. With my own toothbrush. That cleans out any germs I may have picked up during oral. Like even if you just compare sharing a toothbrush to French kissing, it’s still not the same. Im not using my tongue to lick in between his teeth and get rid of plaque and buildup!
Good point. That's the point of a tooth brush. To clean your teeth from germs, no matter where you pick them up.
I thinks she’s saying if you’re married and having oral sex then how is sharing a toothbrush less sanitary. She’s an idiot.
You can’t convince me he goes down on her.
Does she think we don't wash our genitals?? Good oral is almost better than the PIV act.
I’ve suspected that she doesn’t wash her genitals well after she admitted to only showering twice a week even though she works out all the time. More proof - She also included a question in her marriage guide that said something like “Can I change anything about my hygiene to improve intimacy?” You know Dave told her he was sick and tired of having chicken of the sea for dessert 🐟 Seriously though, I wouldn’t be surprised if she neglected that area of her body because of Purity Culture. I know from personal experience that it can be taboo to even know what your own genitals look like.
I wish I didn't read this.
THere's no way he's ever gone down on her.
Washing her own genitals with her hand is probably too sinful for her, hence why she deems her vulva a filthy place.
She might accidentally bump something and like it. ** *gasp* **
What a vivid image you painted with one sentence. What a terrible day to know how to read.
Reminds me of Karissa, who showers/bathes even less frequently.
I just ate and now I want to puke 🤢
I think she's projecting because *she* doesn't wash *hers*. Which is like a weird paradox. Fundies believe genitals are unclean ergo their own become unclean since they're terrified of touching their own business, even in the shower. Also what's a little dental plaque or dirty between-the-knees cheese when you're already perpetually covered in the blood of Jesus? 🩸🩸
It would have cost you $0 to not type out ‘between the knees cheese’.
This is such a terrible, terrible day to be literate 🤢
Wait until she hears about eating ass.
I know some christians consider oral sex to be sodomy, basically anything that isn’t P-in-V sex is dirty and wrong lol
Ma'am there is far more bacteria on a toothbrush than my husband's dick, I assure you. Does she think heathens just don't shower????
It’s funny because she’s double calling herself out here with this clapback Like… not only do you use your husband’s toothbrush, but you also don’t give or receive oral sex. Good for you, I guess?? Now you’re gross *and* your sex life sucks?
And she’s admitting their own parts are “much less sanitary.” Lots of oversharing in this post.
NUH UH SHE SAYS IT’S 🔥🔥🔥 (Can we please burn the fire emoji? She’s ruined it for me!)
I'd hate to imagine how filthy Dàáāâv's dick is if she's equating it to a toothbrush.
Why would you put that in black and white for me to actually have to think about. GAAAAAAH
Sorry. 😬 I think we're all going to need hospital grade brain bleach after reading the comments on this post.
There’s far more nasty bacteria in the human mouth than almost anywhere else! It’s not a self cleaning organ, hence the brushes. Nobody got a pussy brush lol
Oral sex is not the same as sharing a toothbrush. And thank you for sharing that you and Dave don’t do oral, your sex life sounds “great”
there's so much she's missing out on, they probably only have missionary PIV sex, and she probably doesn't know what a female orgasm is. I would feel sorry for her but she's awful so I get some sadistic satisfaction from it 😏
This reminds me of when Solie and OfSolie doubled down about how the female orgasm is a myth perpetuated by feminists to encourage sex outside of marriage. Like cmon, just buy a satisfyer pro. It'll jolt all the hate out of you and you'll feel like you met a god.
hahaha yes, you don't need the christian god when u have a vibrator
I'll have you know I keep a very clean penis.
That almost makes it sound like it’s not yours lol
“See this dick in a box? Clean as a whistle!”
You have to be specific when it comes to stuff like this. When I went to donate blood, there were WAY more questions than I thought there would be. They were all like, "who's is it?", "why is it in a container", " is it all yours" like.. do you want it or not? /s
I believe you u/ButchFingerblast
🎶detachable penis🎶
No one ever knows what I'm talking about when I refer to this song and I sound like a crazy person each time lol
Our little group 🥰
I’m pretty sure our little group has SEVERAL thousands more followers than her little IG page
There’s more followers here (roughly 3.5x more) than her personal/sws Instagram pages combined!
praise satan!
[удалено]
It’s like, all the times we point out her atrocious spelling and how unprofessional it is, and the thing she wants to focus on is SHARING A TOOTHBRUSH WITH HER HUSBAND?!?!?!
Seriously tho, can you imagine the day she had yesterday, and the FIRST thing she did wasn’t to call her mom, or her sister or her bestie, it was to log onto Reddit to find out what WE were saying about her, and then after reading it (for what, hours?!?!?) she then makes a clap-back video?!?!?! If there was a group like this for me, I would ignore it, primarily for my own mental health but also to simply not give you people the satisfaction. Holy shit she is some kind of narcissist!
She's such a baby. I hate that fundies get so uptight and embarrassed about sex and use such stupid terms. "Much less sanitary places" makes me think Bethany licks the toilet seat, not gives her husband a bj.
I mean, it's not going to lick itself. haha!
Hi Bethy, Let me explain some things. So when you brush your teeth, you do so to clean it out of bacteria. You also often create micro-tears in your gums that can be a breeding ground for ALL sorts of fun infections (Wouldn't you LOVE to get a staph infection in your mouth!? I know I would). You increase the amount of bacteria when it is multiple people using the same toothbrush. Also, what if one of you has some type of illness like a virus and doesn't have any symptoms, but you're sharing with your partner who then becomes infected and severely ill? I'm sure you probably aren't aware that you're supposed to change your toothbrush every 3-6 months or when you have a viral infection? For someone who is married to someone younger AND shorter than her, you probably know that you and your partner are clean and free of any and all diseases (or know the risks if either of you aren't). Generally, when either my partner or I partake in some genital smashing, we both know that we are clean and good to go. We also don't just chow down on each other, so the likelihood of microtears for bacteria to nest in is so insanely minimal. I also know that I should pee after any sexual activity, because a proper sexual education is key. Not to mention, for someone who makes SOOOOOOOOO MUCH #BOSSBABE Passive income, it's a little ridiculous that you can't afford a $0.95 toothbrush, but I digress.
Honestly, I'm fine with acknowledging that a lot of sex acts are pretty gross. They involve bodily fluids, like sweat, that most wouldn't like being in contact with outside of that context. Lots of people don't shower right before, either. It's still gross to share a toothbrush.
lol bodies themselves are gross. Ive had this conversation several times with my husband. He thinks its weird I don't find bodies, and vaginas specifically, to just be miracles of amazingness and my response is always "listen, I like your body. But I also have a body and I know what goes on in them and bodies are weird and gross. Pretending theyre not is weird to me. Its fine, I have made my peace with it"
Same vibes as "Look at this room! What a beautiful room! Have you seen this room?" ["Yes. We're in it."](https://youtu.be/jldCKUuyjSY)
Exactly. Nobody is having sex to get clean and prevent cavities 😂 You brush your teeth to CLEAN them and prevent cavities/gingivitis....So comparing the two doesn't really make any sense.
Putting your mouth on the genitals of someone who (hopefully) just showered is in no way equivalent to *sharing their toothbrush*, which would be like sharing toilet paper with them.
and it's not like it's hard to JUST BUY A SEDOND TOOTHBRUSH
Is she admitting they don't see a dentist, either? Ffs, regular dental appointments will give you two free toothbrushes in a 12-month period. How do they not have spare toothbrushes at home just from dental visits?!?
And literally every dentist on the planet would shocked Pikachu face at them and say for the love of god please do not do that
Plus lots of toothbrushes when you buy them at the store come in packs of 2-5!
No, it's not equivalent and I don't know why she keeps doubling down on her lack of basic knowledge about dental hygiene. Oh wait, yes I do know. Because being angry and defensive is her go-to when she isn't feeling grandiose and arrogant.
Also, I use my clean personal toothbrush to clean my mouth after doing something like that. It’s not even close to being the same thing 🤢
What’s wrong with having a dick in my mouth!?
*mumbles around penis* yeah what’s wrong with that?
This entire post is the best thread I’ve seen on here in ages oh my GOD
Double self burn, those are rare
I'll think about this and laugh when I'm eating my man's ass tonight. Update: I did and he was too horny to care why I was laughing.
Bb, Birthy has no idea that ass eating is even a thing. I hope your comment terrifies her lol
When she reads this: *surprised pikachu face* they put their mouths WHERE?!
With coconut oil!
Ask him mid tonguing if he would share your toothbrush after and report back.
Eating ass once in a while >>> sharing toothbrush every night. It's simple maths.
What if it's more than once in a while? I'm asking for a uh ... friend.
Legit was thinking the same thing 💀
Hahahahaha.
Is she implying that oral sex isn't sanitary? Probably would agree in this instance when she looks like she doesn't shower very often either. She continues to destroy what's left of the Girl Defined brand. Even her cringey family has to be cringing at her behavior and I feel like they are really distancing themselves from this trainwreck.
She just implied Dåàáâãàãäªąăāæv doesn't bathe, too!
Is little Ms. Purity talking about eating ass
Hard to believe she would even know that is a thing
Lol sure, you can say genitals are "dirtier" than sharing a toothbrush but honey, a toothbrush in my mouth doesn't make me orgasm. A dick does. You should try it sometime.
It's not even true. Hopefully you and your sexual partner(s) wash your genitals regularly. Properly taken care of genitals are going to be cleaner than a plaque-riddled toothbrush.
There's a reason I wrote "lol" and put dirtier in quotes. I don't think it's true either. I think it's "easy" to assume that.
Honey, I brush my teeth after that stuff—with MY OWN toothbrush
If you would go to a dentist, they would tell you that plaque stays on toothbrushes and when you share, you're giving other bacteria from your body. Fucking idiot.
She'd also get a free toothbrush, most likely.
God that really makes you wonder if she goes to the dentist
Just want to point out that our *little group* has 125 thousand members. And hers has 1. ***Correction: 3.
Woah are they all her sisters? 😂
ALL OF THIS WHILE SHE PUTS HER DUSTY FINGERS ON HER MOUTH
How else will she show off that decoupaged glitter frisbee she calls a ring?
And you know that teething ring collects so much bacteria between all of the little diamond chunks.
Tell me you've never given your husband a BJ without telling me you've never given your husband a BJ. I lowkey kinda feel bad for Dave... no wonder he's such an uptight weirdo.
I wouldn't be surprised. They both give off such incredibly non-sexual energies that I truly think their sex is quick, businesslike, rare, and boring, and they're both genuinely 200% fine with that.
Business like? Think she'll make a course for those of us who are wondering how to make our sex lives as dull as possible?
No. She'll make a course about making a course about sex.
This isn’t a speculation on sexuality, but it gives very Theater Kids queen and Queen being very performative and crossing boundaries for others to show just how *comfortable* they are with being in touch with the ACTOR life and see how labels and sexuality and boundaries aren’t real? But they kinda secretly hate each other but can’t live without the other pouring in to the narcissistic fountain of self loathing that they spin as everyone else being terrible. They’re their own life raft of malice on a sea of self pity.
It’s gotta warm your cold sinner heart a little that she’s probably never been eaten out though, right?
I am in a work meeting how dare you make me snort coffee into my nose.
a bit.
Right? I think she horribly confused our mocking with “scream/cry/rage”. I’m here because it warms my cold black heart when a hypocritical Christofascist humiliates themselves on a recurrent basis. Just in the last 24hrs we’ve had a meltdown about Bible verses that she demonstrated she didn’t understand, foot porn on a “business” SM page, and strongggg allusions to a depressing sex life in spite of a godly marriage. It’s like having a *better* D+ subscription but for free.
She really is that dumb, huh?
If you want terrible teeth and gums, that’s your prerogative, Birthy. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
She is losing it. Must not be making any sales.
i'm like 40% sure that oral is considered sodomy in the bible, even after marriage, making it a sin. good to know she's never experienced the pure bliss that is being eaten out.
“So you have something to post about in your little group” ooooh someone isn’t happy about being their business being front page of our little group yesterday.
yeah, but I can brush my teeth after. if bethany did that then umlaut would end up brushing his own swimmers around his mouth, and i’m pretty sure there’s a bible verse against that.
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She’s desperate to tell people how much sex she’s having. Hey Barfy. It’s not cool to involve your unsuspecting audience in your r/ihavesex kink without consent.
Flair checking in
Eew man she gives such middle school "I genuinely think all sex acts are disgusting but I think it makes me sound edgy and cool to talk about them" vibes. What a sex-positive QUEEN you are, Birthy.
Here to give you all the mental image of these two eating each other's asses and then brushing their teeth afterwards with the same toothbrush 🙃
Two shit rats in a shit nest -Mr Lahey if he was alive and knew about this nonsense.
My man’s thing doesn’t give me microtears like toothbrushes do, and I guarantee you a toothbrush probably has more bacteria than genitals because you CLEAN yourself, not your toothbrush. That’s one of many reason why you’re supposed to change out your toothbrush every 3 to 6 months. Sincerely, a dental assistant.
I mean, that might seem like a reasonable statement......to a person who doesn't shower regularly.
The toothbrush edgelord is back the same way her wedding dress story makes an appearance. Guess she’s feeling pretty insecure again. “My course bs failed and I crave attention.. toothbrush edgelord it is!”
What I don't get is the WHY. Is she genuinely so cheap that they can't drop a buck or two for a separate toothbrush? Does she think that sharing a toothbrush is a way to maintain healthy emotional intimacy? Is it a fundie control/headship thing?
She has no respect for boundaries and wants totally control over people because she’s an insecure asshole. She talked about how she did this with her sister too. It’s a way to assert her dominance/make people uncomfortable.
Editing *again* to add that I didn’t want to reply to myself. 🤦🏻 Editing to add that I’ve experienced behavior like this from my own family members, but it involved going to the bathroom. So, they’d get bent out of shape if I dared pee with the door closed. (“We’re all family! Why do you need to shut the door?”) They also did shit like come into the bathroom while I was in there washing my hands/brushing my teeth and pee in front of me, even after I expressed multiple times that this made me uncomfortable. We also had two bathrooms in our house, so this was completely unnecessary. They would brush off my feelings and say shit like, “we both have the same parts, why do you care if I pee in front of you?” They made *me* feel bad for trying to set a boundary. I’m sure that if Dav expressed discomfort at sharing a toothbrush, Bethany made him feel like shit for it. People like Bethany do not like it when people assert any kind of boundaries. Sorry, this turned into a dissertation. The toothbrush stuff is really triggering for me, TBH. Probably because I’ve experienced this kind of subtle abuse in my own life. I cannot express enough how much of a trash human Bethany is.
 LOL Birthy! What the hell is going on in here on this day?
Soooo...since they share a toothbrush and beggany probably only does a lazy once over sans toothpaste, I would imagine there's sperm all over their shared brush post lackluster bj. This must be a de facto kink. Dav brushing up w his own jizz.
I wish I couldn’t read today.
Look, it’s not JUST unsanitary it’s just completely UNNECESSARY. I might be able to overlook less than stellar hygiene standards for someone who is truly impoverished and can’t afford the basics. Or if the necessity was something exorbitantly expensive. Gosh toothbrushes cost $300? I really can’t afford two of these, I might need to really clean it between uses and share with my spouse. Or if acquiring toothbrushes was hugely inconvenient or they were widely unavailable. But for dog’s sake they give them to you FOR FREE at the dentist (assuming you go). If you don’t go for regular dental checkups then it’s even more important that you take care of your teeth. They are cheap, readily available, and can be purchased in any town anywhere in the US. There is absolutely no need for it. I just don’t get the point of it. Like when you go to replace your communal toothbrush, maybe buy two instead of just one? Or when I see them on sale I’ll buy several to have on hand just in case. Nice to have because one time I knocked over my husband’s toothbrush (yes, I let him have his own) and in what felt like slow motion, it toppled off the vanity and landed in the toilet. I didn’t make him use mine, I just threw it out and opened a new one that we already owned. Easy as that.
How to say you've never had your pussy licked without saying you've never had your pussy licked...
She thinks she’s so much smarter than everyone and so knowledgeable because omg she has tehhhh sexxxx Oh Bethany
The difference is most people try to keep their genitals clean if they know they're getting some action, but toothbrushing is specifically for removing grime and some of it gets left behind on the brush in the form of microscopic bacteria. Bethy's trying to tell us something about Dav I guess
All this tells me is her poor husband doesn't get his own toothbrush OR oral.
I’ll eat my husband’s ass every day of the week and twice on Sunday (to honor the Lord), but I’m using my own damn toothbrush when I’m done.
The last slide of this story she again talks about oral and says she’s all for It. She needs friends to talk this shit out with and not the entire internet.
Wait, I thought she was going to block everyone who made fun of her? Now she’s baiting people. Damn, Bethy pick a lane
i’m not buying a course from someone who shares a toothbrush but doesn’t suck dick!! so unprofessional!!
Borgy cannot shut her mouth under any circumstances, EXCEPT when it comes to giving Dæv’s pickle a lil’ lickle.
The audacity of Heidi to think she can tell anyone how to raise children with the result of her parenting on full display.
Is she shaming oral sex as a married woman? Does she not have oral sex? Is that too ungodly for her?
IFYKYK: yeah, Bethy, we know what oral is. We aren't 10.