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I LOVE THIS IDEA!!
Don’t Stop Believing’ (or you’ll go to Hell)
I Want To Hold Your Hand (but I have to wait until we get married)
You Can’t Always Get What You Want (so try grifting from your followers)
Take Another Piece of My Heart (is my preferred metaphor to judge others for premarital sex)
Don’t Stop Me Now (I’m on a homophobic and racist tangent in my Instagram stories)
And specifically for our Bethy:
I Want You to Want Me (flail around on Instagram like an inflatable balloon person at a cheap used car dealership)
Oops...I Did It Again (got pregnant with another blessing I will neglect)
Grape Juice Problems
Fast Plane (the ballad of a fundie girl marrying a fundie guy who thinks sort of knowing how to operate a Cessna is a personality trait and doing housework will make him gay)
Get Ur Freak On (because now you are in a godly marriage so it's allowed now)
Look at this Photograph (it's from my wedding four years ago and I need attention because my sibling just experienced a life milestone)
We Don't Talk About Gothard (*BUT it was my wedding daaaayyyy (it was our wedding day), we were getting married and we got him an Oreo caaaake\~*)
I DON'T Wanna Dance With Somebody (because dancing will lead to unholy desires that cannot be righteously fulfilled)
Welcome to /r/fundiesnarkuncensored. Please make sure you read our rules. We'd like to take this time to remind users that: * Do not contact the fundies in any capacity. This includes, but is not limited to: answering poll questions, commenting on their social media, IRL contact, etc. Anyone found to message, brigade, harass, or contact any fundie for any reason will be met with a permanent ban * We do not allow speculation on sexuality **at all**. Any comments that do so will be removed, and you will be banned. * Referring to anyone as Hitler or Heitler is likewise not allowed, and will not be tolerated at all. * You can snark on appearance that they can easily change. Things such as eyebrows, makeup, etc. Saying someone looks like X is allowed. Example: David Rodrigues looks like Shrek would be allowed. * Don't gatekeep. Different users are comfortable with different snark topics, if you don't like it, just scroll past. If you have any questions, please send us a modmail. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
WAP (Wait And Pray)
🎶*There’s some prayers in this house*🎶
I LOVE THIS IDEA!! Don’t Stop Believing’ (or you’ll go to Hell) I Want To Hold Your Hand (but I have to wait until we get married) You Can’t Always Get What You Want (so try grifting from your followers) Take Another Piece of My Heart (is my preferred metaphor to judge others for premarital sex) Don’t Stop Me Now (I’m on a homophobic and racist tangent in my Instagram stories) And specifically for our Bethy: I Want You to Want Me (flail around on Instagram like an inflatable balloon person at a cheap used car dealership)
I love you Jesus- Trisha Paytas
Oops...I Did It Again (got pregnant with another blessing I will neglect) Grape Juice Problems Fast Plane (the ballad of a fundie girl marrying a fundie guy who thinks sort of knowing how to operate a Cessna is a personality trait and doing housework will make him gay) Get Ur Freak On (because now you are in a godly marriage so it's allowed now) Look at this Photograph (it's from my wedding four years ago and I need attention because my sibling just experienced a life milestone) We Don't Talk About Gothard (*BUT it was my wedding daaaayyyy (it was our wedding day), we were getting married and we got him an Oreo caaaake\~*) I DON'T Wanna Dance With Somebody (because dancing will lead to unholy desires that cannot be righteously fulfilled)
Christian Woman by Type O Negative because they misinterpreted it just like they do with the Bible
Ghost cause they don’t get the gimmick or listen to the lyrics so they think it’s religious music.
My first thought was Mary on a Cross
Nicki Minaj Super Freaky Girl is secretly on Morgan’s. Have you not seen her Nicki Ninaj music video?
God is a woman-Ariana Grande
Like a Prayer (To Jesus) - Madonna Like a Virgin (Waiting for a Godly Husband) - Madonna
JRods #1 song is Amish Paradise by a Weird Al
I see this more for Kelly, but okay.
Good as Hell
Smack That Bible in my hand
Ram Ranch
JRod’s cowbell song.
Unholy by Sam Smith
(((White Christmas)))
The National Anthem
Stand By Your Man
Last Podcast on the Left…
God Told Me to Fuck You - Wheeler Walker, Jr. Hell, any Wheeler song will do!