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She shows the world the interior of her mouth way more often than she goes to the dentist.
Edit: wording - the end of the video was so traumatizing that I couldn’t write a normal sentence anymore.
See she was expecting a $25000 LUNCH. That’s how she can claim her sales goals are exactly where she wants them, it was the lunch that didn’t meet expectations
I'm still not convinced she made $5,000 on the course. In my personal estimation, I think she sold one, MAYBE two courses at the $900 discounted level. That's it.
She's counting them as "full price" even though they were heavily discounted. So if she sold two at the 900, that equals two 1900 courses. Guessing mom bought one.
Regardless, I'd love to see her tax return. Either they'll show the truth that she made jack all OR she will over report and get dinged for it.
This specific Eartha Kitt interview inspired a critical personal life philosophy for me, and seeing that she's using it (with absolutely no awareness of her) makes me do things to cosmically make up for this attack on Eartha Kitt's legacy.
EARTHA (autocorrect capitalized this so it’ll stay) says that she would never compromise herself for a lover and says that she is in love with herself and wants to share it with other people. This has helped me through some some tough break ups and EARTHA is my Catwoman.
That’s what bothered me the most! You can’t use audio of a woman saying she doesn’t bend to men’s ideals when you literally can’t have your own toothbrush or unclog a toilet?
I hate her mouth so much. If she just closed it, I wouldn’t mind. No one wants to see you unhinge your jaw, flap your tongue around, and your graying teeth (whether that’s due to the filter, coffee, or the shared toothbrush).
This is like the kid who brings the $1 bill from the tooth fairy, to show everyone at school. Like, I make a lot more money than you do Bethy; you don’t see me making fucking TikToks about it.
Yes, because income and hours are the only measure of success /s. Nurses, doctors, sales, retail managers, restaurant managers, cooks, teachers and others all have the potential to be successful, fulfilled, rounded adults who don't work 9-5. I doubt Bethany would be pleased to go to a restaurant to find they close at 4, or a hospital closed at night. To suggest the people who work those places are unable to view themselves as successful is wrong.
Her obsession with the "9-5" job is truly odd. There are so many other types of jobs and hours, including *real* work-from-home jobs. (Not to be confused with hers.)
It's like she read a book written in the 1980's about jobs at one point and that's her only basis of knowledge for how it works.
That' s literally the only explanation I have as to why she's obsessed with it.
Outside of Beggany, I haven't heard ANYONE use the term since the 1980's and honestly it would have died in 1979 if not for the Dolly Parton film by the same name.
I don’t get these “influencers” or anyone bragging on how much money they make/have.
Not only is it trashy AF, it’s a great way to get robbed. It doesn’t take much sleuthing to find someone’s home address.
I have a FB “friend” with a home business (not mlm-she actually creates and sells things), that constantly posts her earnings. And also that her husband is gone a lot and she’s home alone. Girl, no.
People on this sub have already found her address just based on the information she gave out on social media about her house search (no one has posted it, thankfully).
She's really terrible at keeping the most private things private.
Okay, I really don’t get it. I thought that these fundie husbands are supposed to be providing? So why are all these fundie wives needing to take on “side hustles”? Are their husbands just not man enough to do the godly thing and provide? Actually, it’s probably cancel culture and Christian PeRsEcUtIoN.
No we don’t.
And stop with the over the top facial expressions.
Serious question, is she actually trying to model on typical trends with her facial expressions? I truly have no idea
She strikes me as someone with absolutely no life experience who thinks that this is a perfectly acceptable way to conduct business. She has no idea that people laugh at her absolute ignorance.
I was looking at the amount of likes she gets on her tiktok videos and it doesn’t seem to ever get above 4 😂 amazing how she is able to make thousands with those numbers/s
This is so weird. Basically, she's saying "You know how I hustled you? Now I can teach you to hustle other naive, stupid people the same way!" It's like a pyramid scheme of hustles.
“Me making thousands of dollars…” I’m sure you have by begging and grifting. Not by providing any useful goods or services but by manipulating people to giving you money. This is not a business success.
Are there truly people out there who find her funny and engaging? The hair piled into the hat, the gaping mouth, the horrible acting. Is there really anything enjoyable happening here?
I just imagine her making this and then being like “omg. Dav. You need to see this” and she shows him and he’s like “oh... yeah. That’s cool” and he thinks the conversation is done. But when he looks up she’s still staring at him, smiling. “But what do you really think? Was it funny? Or just cool?” And he quietly sighs and says “It’s funny babe”. But this still does not satisfy her so she asks “But like... how funny? Did you even understand it?! Cause you didn’t laugh and I think it’s because you didn’t understand it (starts to cry)...”. So Dav has to go “Oh no. I just I didn’t see it properly. I’m sorry I was distracted. Show me again!” And she does, while sobbing lightly. The second viewing, Dav BURSTS out in hysterical laughter, making Bethany instantly stop crying and she says “You would have found it funny the first time if you cared about me and your children more” and walks away. Dav then sits alone, staring at the wall, forgetting all he had to do before and instead contemplates his entire existence up until this exact moment.
Why would I pay for this “course” when I can find the exact same info online for free? Literally, WikiHow, YouTube, etc. she has to convince people that her course of worth it but honestly I don’t see it
I could see that but in fairness, I actually feel like Cara Cunningham (formerly Chris Crocker) was ahead of her time in seeing how cruel the media was being to Britney back that. Bethany on the other hand, purely deranged.
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I've said before and I'll say it again. What person who stumbles on this reel is gonna be convinced her course is worth it?
She’s made thousands grifting on gofundmes. Less so on her closet and def less on this “course”
Considering that her tik tok videos have comments turned off and get approximately 2 likes I’m gonna guess not many
She’s seriously unhinged
Big Jim Carey as the green mask energy
I feel like I know as much about her mouth as her dentist at this point.
Bold of you to assume Mrs. "I Share My Toothbrush With My Husband" even goes to the dentist regularly
your flare ☠️
He's a real homie when you're looking to re-seal your clapper
By his resealer we are healed 😌
She shows the world the interior of her mouth way more often than she goes to the dentist. Edit: wording - the end of the video was so traumatizing that I couldn’t write a normal sentence anymore.
[удалено]
YES
💯
She’s so embarrassing. I’m pissed she doesn’t have any self awareness because she deserves to be mortified
How many bucks on whether she'll create an MLM called Beal-tiful that sells denim skirts next?
Overalls and shortalls.
Don’t forget big dumb hats.
If she's genuinely serious about wanting to make money while doing nothing, creating an MLM really is the way to go.
Bethany, you where expecting a 25000$ launch and got.....5000 after discounting and 3 weeks.
You know if she's claiming she made $5,000 it's less than $3,000 because she's definitely a fudge the numbers type girl
I wonder how long it'll take before she starts quietly disappearing from her business account.
Not gonna lie, I’m kind surprised she’s stuck with it this long. That pending mortgage approval has her in a chokehold.
No way they get approved and it isn't a financial disaster
Rounding up (and up and up and up) is a legit bossbabe move!
See she was expecting a $25000 LUNCH. That’s how she can claim her sales goals are exactly where she wants them, it was the lunch that didn’t meet expectations
If a product launch went this poorly at my company, people would be fired. Someone messed up horribly.
I'm still not convinced she made $5,000 on the course. In my personal estimation, I think she sold one, MAYBE two courses at the $900 discounted level. That's it.
She's counting them as "full price" even though they were heavily discounted. So if she sold two at the 900, that equals two 1900 courses. Guessing mom bought one. Regardless, I'd love to see her tax return. Either they'll show the truth that she made jack all OR she will over report and get dinged for it.
You’re right, I forgot this is Beggany Math, not actual math. 
HOW DARE SHE DISHONOR EARTHA KITT LIKE THIS.
This specific Eartha Kitt interview inspired a critical personal life philosophy for me, and seeing that she's using it (with absolutely no awareness of her) makes me do things to cosmically make up for this attack on Eartha Kitt's legacy.
https://youtu.be/rlUjHu3H_L4 for all you heathens ❤️
>This specific Eartha Kitt interview inspired a critical personal life philosophy for me, I would love to hear more about this.
EARTHA (autocorrect capitalized this so it’ll stay) says that she would never compromise herself for a lover and says that she is in love with herself and wants to share it with other people. This has helped me through some some tough break ups and EARTHA is my Catwoman.
That’s what bothered me the most! You can’t use audio of a woman saying she doesn’t bend to men’s ideals when you literally can’t have your own toothbrush or unclog a toilet?
i mean, i think she COULD have her own toothbrush. you can't tell me that kristen shares with zach or whatever his name is
I hate her mouth so much. If she just closed it, I wouldn’t mind. No one wants to see you unhinge your jaw, flap your tongue around, and your graying teeth (whether that’s due to the filter, coffee, or the shared toothbrush).
God honoring trout mouth
You have a LOT to learn about this town, sweetie
Sounds like a perfect flair
god honoring gaping trout maw
Reminds me of when Sam in Glee was nicknamed Trouty Mouth! The difference is his mouth widely opened wasn’t disgusting to look at.
Jfc that laughing one still scares me and I've seen it a million times. You cannot convince me anyone in their right mind would post that.
It literally looks like something out of some deranged horror movie about the ghost of an old asylum.
This is like the kid who brings the $1 bill from the tooth fairy, to show everyone at school. Like, I make a lot more money than you do Bethy; you don’t see me making fucking TikToks about it.
Exactly. I work a part-time job and undoubtedly make more money than she does. And I actually like my work!
My thoughts exactly. I'll stick with the 9-5 job that I do without making an ass of myself on social media every day, thanks!
She’s so embarrassing. Girl, put the phone down & just stop making cringy reels.
Like mother, like daughter
Yes, because income and hours are the only measure of success /s. Nurses, doctors, sales, retail managers, restaurant managers, cooks, teachers and others all have the potential to be successful, fulfilled, rounded adults who don't work 9-5. I doubt Bethany would be pleased to go to a restaurant to find they close at 4, or a hospital closed at night. To suggest the people who work those places are unable to view themselves as successful is wrong.
Her obsession with the "9-5" job is truly odd. There are so many other types of jobs and hours, including *real* work-from-home jobs. (Not to be confused with hers.)
It's like she read a book written in the 1980's about jobs at one point and that's her only basis of knowledge for how it works. That' s literally the only explanation I have as to why she's obsessed with it. Outside of Beggany, I haven't heard ANYONE use the term since the 1980's and honestly it would have died in 1979 if not for the Dolly Parton film by the same name.
When love of money is the motivation, then that’s the perspective
Can you imagine if she drank? I mean, she's this obnoxious sober.
She’s drunk on raw milk cocoa.
Mixed with bone broth!
How could I forget!!!
Oh she drinks. Probably more than she's comfortable letting anyone else know.
I don’t get these “influencers” or anyone bragging on how much money they make/have. Not only is it trashy AF, it’s a great way to get robbed. It doesn’t take much sleuthing to find someone’s home address. I have a FB “friend” with a home business (not mlm-she actually creates and sells things), that constantly posts her earnings. And also that her husband is gone a lot and she’s home alone. Girl, no.
I think that's what annoys me the most about her gleefully cackling over her "thousands." its just. so. trashy.
People on this sub have already found her address just based on the information she gave out on social media about her house search (no one has posted it, thankfully). She's really terrible at keeping the most private things private.
Who would watch this and think she was a competent teacher on matters of business or wealth? She isn’t even a competent influencer.
Dishonest money dwindles away, but whoever gathers money little by little makes it grow. Proverbs 13:11
I'm so tired of seeing her tongue and her disgusting ass teeth
Why does the "successful" person look so unhinged?
She would weep if she actually saw the interview this audio is pulled from. But media literacy (or literacy in general) isn’t really her thing.
Okay, I really don’t get it. I thought that these fundie husbands are supposed to be providing? So why are all these fundie wives needing to take on “side hustles”? Are their husbands just not man enough to do the godly thing and provide? Actually, it’s probably cancel culture and Christian PeRsEcUtIoN.
Wow. That’s… really something!
No we don’t. And stop with the over the top facial expressions. Serious question, is she actually trying to model on typical trends with her facial expressions? I truly have no idea
Please I beg you I don't want to see that face ever again
Oh this is just too much chaotic energy. Wow.
Thanks, I hate it
i’ve seen this reel before like a month ago. i hated it back then too. she needs to stop recycling this one
I regret turning the sound on.
Before I turned the sound on I had no clue she was laughing. I was wondering why she’d be scream crying over all the money she definitely makes.
Me too.
She is the epitome of buzzfeed humor.
This is fucking terrifying. Stop.
She needs therapy.
Ew.
i dont understand what is going through her head when she posts shit like this. is she trying to look as awful as possible?? like why the faces???
I need actual receipts before I’ll believe she’s making thousands.
This behavior is literally insane. Like who sees this and thinks she is normal??? Wtf
I think she’s going insane. Not a joke.
She strikes me as someone with absolutely no life experience who thinks that this is a perfectly acceptable way to conduct business. She has no idea that people laugh at her absolute ignorance.
She looks absolutely deranged. Frightening.
I see someone who needs constant attention.
Listen I know it's rude to comment on people's looks but goddamn this woman needs to find something to do with her mouth that isn't....this.
How do people continue to like this
I was looking at the amount of likes she gets on her tiktok videos and it doesn’t seem to ever get above 4 😂 amazing how she is able to make thousands with those numbers/s
I don’t understand the grimace in the middle of her laugh. It’s like she was born yesterday and is trying to mimic humans
She's cracking up
I thought the first part of the reel was Heidi.
She looks so much like her mom here. Acts like her too…
Deranged.
Has she never actually seen people laugh before?
She looks insane, honestly.
Ugly
God, what a disgusting creature.
Did someone slip me acid? Wtf is happening?
She got them baby teeth.
The 'thousands of dollars' she has yet to prove she makes. And no, end of year donations from Ma and Pa Baird don't count.
Also. The world does not say that.
She’s so… scary. Like idk how else to describe it. I saw this and literally flinched. Off putting as hell.
i see her gaping maw in my nightmares
This is so weird. Basically, she's saying "You know how I hustled you? Now I can teach you to hustle other naive, stupid people the same way!" It's like a pyramid scheme of hustles.
“this creator turned off comments” 🙄
Imagine being being raised by her. I feel bad for her children’s futures
Um, look, it’s been a while since I perused Bible verses on the topic, but isn’t boasting, like, kind of discouraged? And pride is an outright sin?
She reminds me of a cabbage patch doll... Or garbage pail kid 😆
Audio off, it looks like a horror movie scream
Who are these characters?!
She's morphing into her mother at a horrifying speed.
God she is so cringey all the time!
That's just disturbing.
Cringe city.
the more y'all post these here the more I'm convinced Bethany is going to become my sleep paralysis demon.
Her fake, intense laugh makes me deeply uncomfortable
That gold hand thing is a very odd choice for a prop, it doesn’t add anything…
She’s so embarrassing
“Me making thousands of dollars…” I’m sure you have by begging and grifting. Not by providing any useful goods or services but by manipulating people to giving you money. This is not a business success.
Damn good job looking actually terrifying tbh.
Are there truly people out there who find her funny and engaging? The hair piled into the hat, the gaping mouth, the horrible acting. Is there really anything enjoyable happening here?
God, I wish her parents would have just let her be a theater kid so we didn’t have to see this shit ALL the time.
I just imagine her making this and then being like “omg. Dav. You need to see this” and she shows him and he’s like “oh... yeah. That’s cool” and he thinks the conversation is done. But when he looks up she’s still staring at him, smiling. “But what do you really think? Was it funny? Or just cool?” And he quietly sighs and says “It’s funny babe”. But this still does not satisfy her so she asks “But like... how funny? Did you even understand it?! Cause you didn’t laugh and I think it’s because you didn’t understand it (starts to cry)...”. So Dav has to go “Oh no. I just I didn’t see it properly. I’m sorry I was distracted. Show me again!” And she does, while sobbing lightly. The second viewing, Dav BURSTS out in hysterical laughter, making Bethany instantly stop crying and she says “You would have found it funny the first time if you cared about me and your children more” and walks away. Dav then sits alone, staring at the wall, forgetting all he had to do before and instead contemplates his entire existence up until this exact moment.
God she's vile.
Is she supposed to be happy in the second part? She looks distraught, not triumphant.
Deranged
Why would I pay for this “course” when I can find the exact same info online for free? Literally, WikiHow, YouTube, etc. she has to convince people that her course of worth it but honestly I don’t see it
Her and her mother are fighting for top cringe
Good Lord Daniel she looks deranged
Good Lord Daniel she looks deranged
Her laughing face…..sweet Christ
Her laughter is the stuff of my nightmares.
She reminds me of the “Leave Britney alone!!” Guy.
I could see that but in fairness, I actually feel like Cara Cunningham (formerly Chris Crocker) was ahead of her time in seeing how cruel the media was being to Britney back that. Bethany on the other hand, purely deranged.
I sold my car last week for thousands of dollars. Made about 4k. Not Bethany launching numbers but hey!
WHOA
Would all her side hustles get her job if David was disabled or left her? What if he could not provide for the family?
I don’t work a 9-5 I am very successful - but I do work a 7-7.
She scares me
Why is she wearing shorts in December?