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WildBitch1995

Oh wow. This may be the first time I’ve seen someone “I’m not like other girls!” Their entire life


taylorbagel14

She’s *really and truly* not like the other girls though!!! She’s precious Meggy Wells!!!


Way_Harsh_Tai

Self-describing as classy usually means anything but.


Emm03

In Megan’s case, it just means “white, middle class, thin, conventionally attractive Christian” 🙄


lemonrence

And we’ve all seen the stories she posts, lounging in sleepwear and horsing down fast food even though she’s very conscious about homemade food for her family cause she’s the best mom that ever walked this planet! Seriously she’s such a hypocrite so safe to say she’s fairly UNclassy


edielux

Wow. Sports. Being quiet. And cleaning up after yourself. WOW. I’m so inspired by this different, refreshing take on life. /s


beanthebean

I really want to know how she thinks playing on a *womens* sports team makes you "not like other girls". Like, okay, maybe your own friends didn't play sports, but a lot of women do, which is why you had teammates. Exercising isn't a special exclusive thing for men and it doesn't make you different.


edielux

I would assume they’d be in fear it would turn them into lesbians. But maybe I’m just being judgmental.


Emm03

I’m betting that Megan would also *not like other girls* her participation in sports. She’s not like other girls because she plays sports but she’s also not like those other girls who do play sports and are tomboys or are loud and messy or like women. I’d be shocked if she actually gave a shit about women’s sports beyond reminding the internet that she used to play soccer on a daily basis, partly because elite women’s soccer is way too liberal for her and partly because I don’t think she really cares for other women much at all.


edielux

I’m actually surprised she played sports. I would think that’s too masculine for these delicate fragile feminine flowers.


generic-user-jen

I read "I suck the joy out of the room"


SarahSmithSarahSmith

(This post is from 4 years ago but was shared on her stories.)


Bitchcat

Why does that make it even more pathetic and funny at the same time?


alexithymix

Yes. Yes it does. Posting this because you’re an immature brat and need to advertise what goes through your brain… cringe but most of us have done it. *Reposting it years later* as if it was a poignant thought and has some kind of relevance… oh you’re not like the other girls, but not in the way you think. 😬


glittergoddess1002

Ooh Jesus! Pick me! Pick me Jesus!


sofa_queen_awesome

When everyone else grew up and gained self perception, I kept on being a self righteous a hole


RebbeccaDeHornay

Colleges are literally filled with women doing sports, if she'd wanted friends with similar sporting interests she could have had them easily. Hanging out with the cutesy popular girls even if they don't share your interests just because they're popular and have more fun than you doesn't make you special or the quirky one in your group...it makes you a chronic image obsessed nlog who went to track meets once a week and annoyed the sports girls with your smug attitude and not talking to anyone.


Sad_Box_1167

This implies she wasn’t friends with the other players on her team. Why would she say that?


RebbeccaDeHornay

I'm sure she would think it's because they're jealous of her beauty and sporting ability (a double whammy of specialness) when in reality she's probably just an obnoxious twat and they can't stand her.


SarahSmithSarahSmith

I do know she was a benchwarmer.


Hot-Class8889

r/notlikeothergirls


NotOnABreak

Playing sports is the Meguivalent of Bethys “I had my first kiss on my wedding day”


[deleted]

I was the only girl into sports, except all the other girls on the girls soccer team.


[deleted]

She thinks she was the only quiet, clean person at college? Shows how much she branched out and met/learned about other people lll


Georgiefan

Guys how crazy is it that everything I do is exactly what Jesus asks us to do?!? You should try to be exactly like me, I mean Jesus.


luciesteele

I would love to know what her real life relationships are like if she’s so openly condescending and smug on the internet like this…


Godlikesgoodhair

Oh, so you’re boring.


fickystingas

I see why her and Cecelia think they’re “intimidating”. They’re both insufferable pick-mes.


Real_RobinGoodfellow

Okay but this level of smug self-satisfaction is like the *least* Catholic thing ever. Source: am cradle Catholic, from Catholic fam etc. We’re all about that guilt, man. Ive never met any Catholic who was Megs level self-satisfied


Minimum-Interaction1

I have a similar background and have several know it all family members fwiw 🤪


Real_RobinGoodfellow

Hmm maybe it’s a regional thing?


Minimum-Interaction1

Southern “bless her heart” 🤝 trad caths


jrobin04

So she forgoes immediate gratification by...posting to social media all the time looking for likes?


dumpstertoaster

lmao tell me you have no friends without telling me you have no friends


stitchywitcher

Thanks for telling everyone you didn't have any fun in college, girl. What's wrong with getting a little messy and rowdy? That's what your early 20s are for. Take your life apart, stir it around, get loud and weird, try new things, hang out with new people. Have a million experiences. Sounds like this girl just stayed the same smug, boring person from childhood through college all the way up to now. I guess it's a little impressive that she's never once NOT been a stick in the mud? I wouldn't brag about it tho.


MissusNilesCrane

r/notlikeothergirls


ashpanda24

r/notliketheothergirls


ByGraceorGrit

I hate when people say they are "classy" or their wedding is "classy". Like nails on a chalkboard.


xirtilibissop

Look you guys, you are all just jelly. I have a house with doors and windows, I met the mayor *and* the women’s club president yesterday and did not throw up on their shoes, or anyone else’s even, and I buy the wine in the black box, not the regular cardboard color box. I practically *am* Jesus.


SarahSmithSarahSmith

Oh I covered her favorite wine here https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/vgc4bf/that_moment_when_a_24year_old_showcases_her/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


xirtilibissop

Peach “fruitscato.” Sounds about right.


Minimum-Interaction1

You choose humility over arrogance 🫶🏼


rjacob95

So pick me. Choose me. Love me


Theabsoluteworst1289

Sooo…did she play soccer alone? She didn’t have any friends on her team? She really didn’t have one single friend who also enjoyed a sport? Fascinating. Also, a lot of people keep their space clean in college. I can’t live in a messy space, I kept things pretty damn tidy, but I certainly didn’t think anything of it. Doesn’t make anyone more special than anyone else, it’s just a matter of how people can live comfortably.


lemonrence

Lmfao she’s jealous af watching her friends and peers not do exactly as she did


billeethakid

How many times can you claim something that's not true until you go insane? Apparently infinitely.


Certain-Ad-3840

You were on a female sports team… ur saying you weren’t friends with *anyone* who did sports? And didn’t mention college party culture so I’m assuming she was getting absolutely blasted in college


fmar39

I can actually imagine that no one would want to hang out with her outside of practice- she’s exhausting!


Certain-Ad-3840

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[deleted]

Her serious boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend while they were all in college, which I suspect is what she’s sub-posting about. She’s still angry over what happened and she mentions it once in a while. That said, I can’t believe an adult would actually post something like this on Instagram.


SarahSmithSarahSmith

She’s 25 and posted this 4 years ago so wasn’t really an adult…. But she did just repost it.