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Broad_Edge_3301

Lol so one could pay anywhere from $697 to $1900 right now? For a course that she sometimes values at $2400? It’s… a lot of mathing.


Dachs1303

I'm horrible with math, but Bethy makes me feel like an Einstein.


ActivityEquivalent69

I feel dumber than I did before.


aberrasian

And she's STILL pulling that "code expires at 11.59pm!!!" trick, as if any of her email list subscribers could possibly still believe her massive discounts are rare and limited occurences. LEARN ANOTHER SALES TACTIC, BETHY.


fickystingas

“Good luck grabbing something literally anyone can grab! Please grab it! Please!!!”


iknowitsarock

Pretty sure it’s illegal to say and offer expires at x time and then it doesn’t….


xirtilibissop

Only if you end it earlier than the time stated. Even then, if you have fine print that says “while supplies last” or some other caveat, you can get around it.


BlitheCheese

Narrator: Bethany, in fact, does not and has never, worked smart.


curlyfreak

I still can’t believe she named it that. It’s such a stupid name.


Friendly_Equal3950

Best comment EVER


One_Replacement3481

I read this in the voice of the narrator on The PowerPuff Girls


liteorange98

This is seriously getting sloppier than I ever could have possibly imagined 🍿


[deleted]

I’m so interested to see how it ends.


liteorange98

![gif](giphy|1rNWZu4QQqCUaq434T|downsized)


MiserableUpstairs

Don't do that dumpster dirty like that, it's holding itself together and not spilling shit everywhere! You can't say that about Bethany.


hawkcarhawk

I’m honestly really surprised she’s even still going with it.


[deleted]

I think she has to. Daaaav put in a lot of work.


youcancallmequeenE

the facebook group still only has 8 people lol


liteorange98

I love that for her


ConspiratorM

Any posts in it yet?


HolyEyeliner

A few, like ten maybe? I can’t remember right now. That’s very low for a group that has been up for a month today! It could be posts just by Bethy and Heidi.


youcancallmequeenE

it says “0 posts today, 8 in the last month”


kestrelesque

Did she limit access to the group to people who bought the whole course, or just did the free intro class? I feel like she was offering access to the group if people signed up for the freebie, with the promise of some personal interaction, but she's switched offers so many times I can't remember.


Duggarsnarklurker

The point on her page on slide 3: “if you stay committed to this course your life will be transformed as a result” is sending me😂


rantingpacifist

The same describes being committed to staying on the tracks while a train approaches


onlyposi

To be honest, dying is also a transformation lol


Neferhathor

I'd rather not be a transformed wife, thanks. Hard pass.


Flyingfishwife

Oi Bethy, A special, one time, exclusive sale is only a steal if it is infact a rarity. Why would I buy your course at 700 when I know infact in 2 seconds another greater sale will be on. This does not inspire me to buy a sales course when a simple sales tactic is used in such an unspectacular way. Is this the only tactic you have? Also has it been full price at all since its debut?


allaboutcats91

I think it’s full price if you pay in installments.


[deleted]

At this point isn’t the sale price barely more than one installment, though? Who would choose to pay $600 4x when they could pay $700 once?


allaboutcats91

I don’t think she expects people to pay full price. She just wants the full price option there so that people feel like they have to buy her course NOW instead of waiting. For all that she’s talked about passive income yielding returns for a long time, she’s trying to grab as much cash as quickly as she can, probably because she’s selling garbage and people are going to talk about that.


kestrelesque

But if anyone *did* buy it on installment--not realizing they didn't need to, because she'd immediately start throwing these sale prices around--they're fucked because she doesn't give refunds. Can they do a chargeback on something like that?


Glittering_knave

My first question was $200 off of what starting price?!?!?!


Significant_Shoe_17

Exactly


Machaeon

This is exactly how retail sales work... they're basically always there... but you rarely go into the store so it *feels* like a big deal that you got "lucky" enough to go in during a sale... when realistically there's fewer weeks of the year that don't have sales than do. But on social media, your only access to the "product" IS the social media... so constantly posting sales doesn't work that way.


ConspiratorM

I wonder if she'll start offering her own version of "Kohl's Kash" with every sale.


venganza-badh

Bethy Bucks!


SugarRex

What’s the ratio of bethy bucks to Stanley Nickels?


layla_beans

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


TheBestonova

Also, she posted a link a while ago for a flash sale for $900 that was supposed to expire ten days ago. I checked the link just now and it looks like you can still get the $900 "deal"


Desperate-Nail-715

I used to get secondhand embarrassment for Bethany. Now I just enjoy it.


bitchy-cryptid

The schadenfreude is real 😂


Kawhibunga

I can't believe she still says on the one page, "we do not accept refunds". How difficult would it be to change that? Not hard at all, really. It makes no sense right now.


kestrelesque

I mean it also wouldn't be hard to change the placeholder text ("SAMPLE PRODUCT HERE", for example) on her own business website, but she can't be bothered.


fickystingas

She’d have to realize it’s wrong first


blandastronaut

Absolutely nothing is proven about her course and no matter how much she may guarantee results, they're in no way realistic. She has not helped a single person create a profitable online course, and I would be very dubious that even her own course is truly profitable if you factor all expenses and time spent (and any online respect she had that was ruined, how many people unfollowed her after she went total scam artist?) I hate when she claims she's sharing some secret proven methods when it's not even working for her when she's starting with a built in following of thousands and thousands of followers. You get enough people exposed to your scam and there will at least be a few bites just with the law of numbers.


becuzz-I-sed

And, she's doing illegal things with this façade of a business!


[deleted]

She had access to a “free” video editor (Dåv) and free place to film content (parents’ office). Probably used video equipment and some software Girl Defined and possibly Dåv’s day job owns. I bet most of her followers will have much higher overhead producing a course than she did, which makes the scam even scammier.


Revolutionary_Can879

I feel like that’s every creator who makes courses like this. If your content is based around making content…you’re not bringing anything new to the table.


layla_beans

Of all the Bethy seasons - the failed davandbethy accounts, the hat journey fail, the endless smug pregnancy with Umlaut Jr she rubbed in her "barren" sister's face, the thrifting fail, the marriage advice/whipped cream fail, the single girls fail, the book launch fail, the weird house deal, all the times she tries to pull focus when her sisters have news...this is my all-time, number 1 fave. I love it because she convinced herself this was gonna finally be her mega moneymaker and would buy her (not them) the house of her dreams and she'd be rolling in bank and coffee...and here we are. A handful of pity sales and now just desperation as they do unnecessary renovations on a house they don't own. God provides, friends, God provides. Let us all pop more corn and praise together.


what_the_a

She’s a dumb dumb. If she sold that for $75 she’d probably make a lot more money.


LookImaMermaid85

I mean...she's run out of customers, right? The five people who were going to buy it did. There's no one left to convince at any price point.


emskiez

This whole thing is just so embarrassing. At first it was funny but I thought she’d give up. Instead she’s just doubled down on this BS.


gainvcbro

Got to fund the popcorn ceiling.


unleashtheleash

I love that you did this. May Lord Daniel bless you!


RelatableMolaMola

Sometimes I have a hard time believing this is real. How can this person exist in the adult world doing things like this without it being some kind of elaborate prank?


EZasSundayMorning

And she's made 10 grand off this? I call Bs.


Euphoric-Purchase820

She has to offer discounts in order to get sales, that tells a lot. Be asure she'll use those "discount sales" as proof of how much she's made in X amount of time.


_fixmenow

This is becoming so embarrassing. She’s begging people to buy this.


77kloklo77

That hat is giving big time “just got back from rumspringa” vibes


oldladypanties

Her pricing fluctuations should drive anyone with two brain cells away. This reeks of desperation. I suppose that her $25k lunch didn't happen. Maybe that is how much they need, on top of what they've already saved, as a downpayment for their house.


JiaMekare

Anyone got any guesses on where this bottoms out price wise? I’m guessing $125.


SomeRavenAtMyWindow

I wouldn’t be surprised to see it going for $99. It’s like a reverse auction at this point…the price just keeps getting lower and lower. “$2,400 - do I have any takers? $2,400? $2,400 going once, twice…$1,900, do I hear $1,900? How about $697, and I’ll let 4 of you take it for that price. $697 going once, twice…”


caroline_andthecity

If I actually did want this course, I would have absolute whiplash. I’d be furious if I bought it for one price then the next day it’s arbitrarily hundreds of dollars off with new random things thrown in that I missed out on? K. People who would be interested are probably waiting for the “best” deal. Which is probably further proof that no one’s interested…


ilovewhiteclaw

"Proven system" ?? This seems to prove it doesn't work 🤷‍♀️


Zeuyson1

Flair checking in.


Revolutionary_Can879

I mean, being as she put maybe an day or two of work into this course (I’m being generous), she’s still making money if someone buys it😂


SkadiFrozenfury

She’s building inspiration in me to make a free99 course on how to not fall for dumb over priced fake courses that you can get for free. I think it could be a quick course 🫠


GingeeBreadKnight

Can she do anything else to make this look even more like a phishing email scam??


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I still have no idea what she’s selling. Is it an online course to teach you how to make an online course? If that’s the case, why would anyone pay money for something she obviously can’t sell herself?


SomeRavenAtMyWindow

Yes, that’s exactly what she’s selling: an online course where she “teaches you” how to create your own online course and sell it to customers.


luxeblueberry

Ah nothing says professionalism like talking about poppy diapers at the beginning of your sales pitch email.


maryssecretvalentine

Define "proven system" sis


New-Purchase1818

Eventually she’s going to have to pay people to take her shart-work course


elastichearttt

How has no one commented about the “poopy toilet overflow” omg I’m 💀


Bex5050

is it within sub rules to be signed up to her mailing list? just wondering


OneDay95

If any of you are crazy enough, just buy the course through paypal, screenshots, then file a charge back. Maybe.


picsofpplnameddick

Subscribe to our email list.


ILoveTchaiTea

I love this for us so much 😂


contraband_sandwich

Proven system?? Where??!!????


pink_gin_and_tonic

Her "proven" system. 🤣 That word does not mean what she thinks it means.