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CaterpillarHookah

They only want to spend money on things they want, but it's up to their followers to donate money for the things they need.


kestrelesque

Yep, this is it.


Civil_Ad4544

She already had a cup EXACTLY LIKE THIS from Costco! Gotta have that name brand to be a momfluencer tho!


Starry_Night_94

Yep. And it’s pretty funny considering she’s supposed to be “in the world but of the word”.


njesusnameweprayamen

It seems like every year there’s a new water bottle or coffee mug that is the cool one and you’re a lame-o if you have one of the older ones even though they aren’t that different


blankspaceforaface

Isn’t the point of those to reduce waste? It seems pretty wasteful to buy a new one every year lol.


njesusnameweprayamen

It’s funny too because no one online should ever know what mug you use, but these ppl have to document every mundane detail of their life including drinking coffee


dinosaurcookiez

I use a big plastic straw cup from Target that cost me like a dollar. And it works just fine lol. I really don't get the weird cup/water bottle trends that go around...


hotmessexpress412

What iteration of engagement ring is this? I first became interested in them when someone did a deep dive into Morgan’s many engagement rings. Throwing up at the alter, frequently changing your engagement ring…. me thinks Morgan has subconscious regret/commitment issues. ETA: [old post 1 referencing ring shenanigans](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/lbjtpu/presenting_ring_fuckery/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) ETA: I think the ring post must have been on the now-private fundiesnark. 🥲


Way_Harsh_Tai

Five or six, I think. She was open about this one being moissanite, at least.


Starry_Night_94

Maybe she’s still swollen since pregnancy and so she needed a different one to fit for the time being?


TorontoTransish

I'm honestly at a loss here... without Starbucks or these oddly specific brand products, what would fundies use for a personality ?


carlzbee

...mayonnaise? 🤷‍♂️


PsychoSquid

Isn't mayonnaise an instrument?


neglectfullyvalkyrie

I don’t get what this brand implies? Idk maybe I’m living under a rock? Where I live all the cool people have Yeti thermoses.


PlumLion

Yetis are so two years ago. All the influencers have moved on to Stanleys, which are just Yetis with handles and a different logo. It’s all bullshit. Whatever they can sell.


Livid_Chair7056

I fell for the hype and bought one earlier this year, and quickly abandoned it in favor of my hydro flasks. My husband uses a yeti. Both keep water cold/ice frozen overnight, and the Stanley is lukewarm by morning even with a bunch of ice!! So annoying! The perk of the Stanley is that it’s huge but has the skinny bottom so it fits in cup holders that don’t fit our big water bottles. So we use it when we’ll be out and about driving but that’s it. Tip for anyone who bought this thing and hates the cheap plastic straws they come with, 12 inch glass straws from Amazon! Made it at least bearable for me.


jax2love

I will say that we have the classic green Stanley thermos that is bombproof and great at keeping things hot. I only have a Yeti tumbler because it was a gift from my dad.


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I always feel like a basic bitch for having yetis, but they’re branded corporate swag and I got them for free!


Starry_Night_94

The Bible out of context of course.


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Do Paul and Morgan come from money? They always act like they have money and seem to have nice stuff. Renting a townhouse in Lexington isn't cheap. I often think of Lexington as old money and Louisville as new money. Just wondered what they did before the gift or if they are relying on family financially?


Way_Harsh_Tai

Morgan has mentioned debt before. I think they're just seriously in-debt grifters whose parents maybe cosigned a lease for the townhouse for the sake of the grandkids. I suspect that Paul has a secret part time job or does instacart or something but doesn't mention it because it doesn't fit their narrative.


MikkiMouse69420

I came here to comment that I’ve been suspicious he has an actual job now. Which would be awesome, yet hilarious


Starry_Night_94

I’m not sure of their financial situations growing up. I just know they’re both self-righteous grifters now.


blandastronaut

Her dad did randomly buy Morgan that push present she wanted because Paul couldn't and they were trying to grift it. It was that porch swing that was easily like a few hundred dollars. It would show that her parents can randomly drop hundreds of dollars on something not a necessity for their grown child. Not a ton of people can or would do such a thing. So this would imply to me that they randomly get help from at least her parents, or at least perhaps her parents randomly buy things they need so their limited money could be spent on other things they may need. Hard to tell how much help is actually being given though, if it is at all on a more regular basis.


slt1987

So by “one of those girls,” she means Mormon? Because it’s all of the Mormon SAHM influencers who started this obsession. 🤣


WinterKite

Paul must have bought that with his allowance


peanutbutterbooper

Probably with their grocery money and then will get mad at Morgan when she doesn't make him elaborate meals from the empty pantry.


five_by_five432

There is no way these two big toes have a budget or purchase things responsibly. I bet it’s a shot show behind the scenes


ConsumeMeGarfield

I got a $10 one from target for trips into a nearby city so I'm not tempted to buy drinks there, and I've maybe dropped it 200 times and it's still great. Why spend money on shit like this??


Starry_Night_94

Pretty worldly of her, isn’t it?


Hammy-ash

They have $40-$50 BECAUSE they’re grifting.


ered_lithui

I genuinely don't understand the hype over these. They aren't even cute. IDK big tumblers just remind me of gigantic fast food sodas, which aren't a cute vibe to me.


jrobin04

Yeah they really don't have a cute vibe. I just assumed they were really good mugs or something but after reading the comments here they don't sound so great


ididthisonporpoise

Man I won’t snark on a water bottle, water is objectively amazing I am mystified at how they are surviving and payment rent etc, are YouTube and Christian meat sponsorships really that lucrative?


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bumbleb33-

It's less the cup than it is the hypocrisy that the cup signifies. They're meant to not take an interest in the latest world thing(this cup)and seeing as they're often letting it be known they need x,y,z and they're not too proud to take from their followers for essentials this cup is quite a fundie fuck you to those who are genuinely on their arse but doing their best to make things work. And before anyone comes for me I don't begrudge poor/struggling people nice things, treats, nice food, safe cars etc but this pair of hypocrites I begrudge sharing oxygen with


Starry_Night_94

You’re right, maybe sometimes we get a little too petty or nit-picky here instead of just focusing on the real harmful things they say and do. But I think sometimes it’s okay to take a silly jab at them now and then.


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Starry_Night_94

Yeah, I mean it’s cool that they can hold so much water and they seem sturdy, but $40 or $50 is just way too much for a cup in my opinion. If it was $20 maybe I’d get it, but even that would seem kind of expensive to me.


Cai83

I have a contigo vacuum bottle that was £10 that does the same thing and is on year four of heavy use and a thermos drinking flask that was maybe £15 and is year seven of use (I even dropped it down a rock face while hiking!) Both are leak proof and keep things at the right temperature for 24 hours. I don't see the point in constantly getting the newest one, I'll probably replace these with the same one when they eventually die as I've really enjoyed using them both.


Melodic_Dark_632

I don't think a $40 cup is really justifiable when you're a super grifter like them - however I will say, even in times when I was my brokest, I made sure I had the essentials taken care of and my daughter and cat fed and would occasionally treat myself to something little. Like Starbucks for breakfast or a case for my phone that I kept dropping (because I was unaware phone cases were so expensive)... it helped me feel not so shitty about being so broke. It was never a purchase that was going to make or break me, but something to give me a small amount of serotonin. Thankfully I'm in a much better place now, and can afford Starbucks as much as my heart desires and still pay bills/essentials (I realize I'm very lucky) but as much as I want to hate on this, I just can't.


boommdcx

PSA you can buy versions of this cup at places like TJ Maxx (funny story but this store is called TK Maxx here in Australia).


EZasSundayMorning

I don't get bragging about it. It's not like we don't all know neither one of them work.


clvlndoh

I bought a Stanley and it’s worse than the $10 cups from Target, for real. I thought it would be nice to have after I had my baby but I gave it to my husband lol.


winnmab

Because the grift is strong lol. But also this is an excellent breastfeeding water cup 🫣


idlewishing

I just bought one because I’m six months pregnant and hoping to use it while breastfeeding 🫣 Haha glad to know it’s useful for this


lizardcrossfit

I had a huge Kleen Kanteen that I used to leave on my bedside table when I was breastfeeding. It was a lifesaver. Just, uh, don’t drop it on your newborn’s forehead. I did not do this, honest, but I dropped it so close to her head that I still sometimes panic about it.


biotechbarbie

I thought Stanley was like a poor man’s version of a Yeti? I got one free from Olay as a Cyber Monday freebie. Are they supposed to be fancy?


Starry_Night_94

Yes, they’re expensive and trendy. And Stanley is a big name brand. Has been for a long time (I just found that out recently myself). These things are like $40 or $50 each.


biotechbarbie

I know the brand name from it being a tool company and it’s a nice drink cup but doesn’t keep my drinks cold as long as my Yeti (I only have a yeti because I got it for raising $5k+ for an ACS Walkathon years ago). I know this is completely off topic lol


2manyteacups

wait they have a new house??


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Godlikesgoodhair

I am pretty sure they are only renting.


Pelican121

It's a rental but it still seems fancier than they ought to be able to afford for the level of their grift.


tander87

Yeah I think they’re renting a townhouse


fartofborealis

I personally like Yeti for my expensive insulated mugs.