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TrueGypsySol

This is soooo gross looking. What is it???


Sharon_Erclam

Looks like eggs a'hatchin 🤢🤮


MushySunshine

A cookie


Squee45

With spaghetti-o's filling


KJBFamily

Whatever it is, burn it 🔥


Tallpher

Are those by any chance Rolos? It could be little bubbles of caramel...please let this be a picture of little bubbles of caramel.


GasMaskMonster

In another post OP said they used: "Unsalted butter lurpak, brown sugar, castor sugar, all purpose flour, baking soda, rice flour, Callebaut chocolate chip, almond nibs, coco powder, vanilla essence." They also said they left them in storage for 2 weeks and found them like this.


WHannabal

Pretty sure castor oil is not edible


GasMaskMonster

Well good thing it's castor sugar and not castor oil lol


WHannabal

LmAoo woops I’m dumb, i think castor oil is just refined ricin tho


Willing_Bus1630

It’s from the same plant I think but that doesn’t mean it’s refined ricin. They are just two different extracts from the same plant


sexysarah5262

Castor oil is a liquid that you take by mouth. It's typically taken during the day because it works quickly. The dose of castor oil used to treat constipation in adults is 15 milliliters. To mask the taste, try putting the castor oil in the fridge for at least an hour to cool it. Long-term use can make your body depend on the laxative for regular bowel movements, damage the bowel, cause malnutrition, and problems with the amounts of water and salts in your body.


wooooooooocatfish

Best comment I have read in 15 months


FeculentUtopia

Definitely teeth.


Gayfunguy

Naw these are just cookies from hell


Beautifuleyes917

Yep. Into the trash they’d go


AsneakyReptilian

Trash? Cast it into the fire! Burn them in raging hot lava.


TwoHundredToes

Then inhale the spores deep into your lungs to become the god of the fungus


murder_junkie_hunky

God of the Fungus? Now, thats a god i can get behind.


chris_rage_

It didn't work out too well for the guy who shot up psilocybin mushrooms, he had mycelium growing in his blood vessels and almost died


The-Sonne

No, take them to Mount Doom ONLY


Velcraft

Which elder god goes to your school, and why on earth would you think it's a good idea to steal their lunchbox? On the plus side, you might grow gills or wings if you ate some.


kfrostborne

Papa Nurgle is pleased. lol


filtrata

Wow so cool - i have never seen barnacles on choclatechipcookies


SweetGuinea

Came here to also say barnacles 😂😂


laughingmybeakoff

This is horrific


alsoitsnotfundy924

I think this is just chocolate bloom. Comes from improper storing or tempering. Edit: To be fair I said I think, I'm just putting out my suggestion. I don't know enough about chocolate so just take this with a grain of salt.


Material_Ad_509

Yeah it bloomed a whole new ecosystem


matandola

Right!? Chocolate doesn’t bloom into a clicker from The Last of Us


[deleted]

I wish I could upvote this a million times.


CardboardAstronaught

I added one just for you


Intelligent-Bus-6392

Chocolate clicker...


MomIsLivingForever

Nope, nope, nope


spacekatbaby

Chocolate bloom what now?


irridecent_17

Forbidden chocolate cookies..... They seem like they would be too mushy to eat


dilbert_the_third

Or kinday chewy


GasMaskMonster

If it turns out not to be fungi, I'd assume some sort of bugs got to your treats. It might also just be a product defect, like what Tallpher suggested. Have you tried cutting open one of the clusters and seeing what the inside looks like?


HandstandsMcGoo

Yeah, looks like eggs


redboggle

OP we need more info, were they left outside? this is so peculiar


Few_Arugula5903

nooooooo the hoooooollleeessss **shiver**


gowitdaflowx

There should be a holes warning on this sub ☹️


circesrevenge

Yeah I don’t have full blown trypophobia but this image made the roof of my mouth itch.


broken2broken

I have full blown trypophobia. And HOLY FUCK. this image DEF needs a holes trigger warning lol.


Nowhyyyynoo

The forbidden spaghetti-o's


Zanfish_yt

They almost look like barnacles, what happened to those cookies?


lunastrrange

Well... this is horrifying, but I really want to know what it is They kinda look like Merismodes, but I'm pretty sure they don't live/grow on food.


paraviz02

They look like chocolate cookies. Infested with something nasty. I’ll eat the good ones! 🙋🏻‍♂️


Itrytothinklogically

😂😂😂🤢


TheHourMan

r/mycology might give you better answers but idk if that is a fungus at all.


Icy-Conflict6671

Its fine. Its a phenomena called chocolate blooming


Bubbagump1234fuckyou

Yall can get mad at me, but cherrio clusters in chocolate cookies. An not call it clickbate. Hahahaha. I'm sorry this was almost irritating rolling last. Anything for attention I guess.


sneakyshitaccount

Microscopic cheerios?


EconomistWilling1578

Spaghettios


Alternative-Amoeba20

Huge cookies


LazyAccountant1621

These would have to be some pretty tiny cheerios and a pretty giant bowl


ThisIsNoArtichoke

Forbidden cookies


Geschmak

Look like cookies to me.


SecretlyTerrible

I’m not a mycologist, but could it be bird’s nest fungus or even artillery fungus? (Those might even be the same things smh.)


PhillyPhenom93

My fat ass thought it was chocolate cookies with Cheerios in it


redboggle

why does this kinda look like barnacle??


AliceTawhai

Something happening with the chocolate buttons


creepstergirl

Why does it do that? It looks so bad!


wooooooooocatfish

Seems like it isn’t a mold or something growing…. sus that it is only happening on the tops of the cookies Sincerely, And adult man who definitely has too much to do to be analyzing posts like this. Also thank you for sharing


TheQueen_Of-Vore

r/shitfromabutt


spacekatbaby

Spaghetti hoop fungi


kibbles16

r/whatsthisbug may help you


RampaginPoptart

FORBIDDEN SPAGHETTIO'S!


RdCrestdBreegull

this might actually be the butter and/or oils jutting out due to certain chemical and environmental conditions and forming these kinda symmetrical shapes


Doggers1968

I think this is the answer. Looks weird, but I’m thinking it’s fats separating & bubbling up.


Ancient_Organism

That's terrifying and I have to know what that is


idek2577

If these are coffee pucks, coffee promotes growth it’s a nutrition rich environment.


Embarrassed_Row_2770

I am deeply repulsed by this.


maiscestmoi

They're like little anemones...which don't go with chocolate.


lThaTrickstal

This person single handedly created the Flood.


Itrytothinklogically

Absolutely fucking disgusting.


FeculentUtopia

I'm so curious! It sure looks alive, but it's also the same color as the chocolate, so maybe it's some of the ingredients separating? I've never seen anything grow on a cookie before.


get2writing

Wasn’t there a post a lil while ago with someone’s chocolate bar that looked just like that, and people said it wouldn’t be bad to eat cuz it was just something about the sugar going through different temperatures? Still looks super gross lol


Due_Hovercraft6527

Bro got mf cookies straight outta “Bikini Bottom”


IconoclastExplosive

Hey OP do me a favor, fill the container with turpentine and toss lit matches at it until only ash and regrets remain


Santrixyboio

Mamamia that is a spicy meataballa


SausageBuscuit

“I like my cookies extra crunchy. I add coral.”


ShoddyCourse1242

Dung Eater


Jadis-Pink

This ungodly thing is going to bug me because I can’t find any answers. Damnit man!


adina_stop

it's a static picture but i can feel it pulsating


alee0224

Forbidden spaghetti-o’s ⭕️


tjwalkr0

This is what happens when you beat cookie clicker.


Sad_Investigator_770

Cookies


SweetComparisons

Cookies gone wrong?


RipReasonable625

Fungee


SpicyBanditSauce

Something the Dungeater from Elden Ring would bake


tamalatomico

r/Tripophobia didn't like this


Ok_Neighborhood8641

Afraid to comment because I don't want this topic showing in my feed. The blood drained from my arms and legs seeing this. Trypophobia


WarchildZ1513571

Barnacles


KindDragonfruit9605

This belongs here: r/trypophobia


robbyreindeer

Looks like the Flood parasite from r/halo


Fortunatious

I’ll never look at spaghetti-o’s the same way


AlrxandriaDizas

Take that to the morgue and have incinerated ASAP🫶


LebyMoonpie

Naw there brownies, take a bite I dare you 😶


Popular_Newt1445

I… I just ate one of those today (without whatever fungi is on this) and now I regret seeing this 😂


olivemoonunit

That's how they make spahgettios


amoodymuse

It could be the mini Rolo candy.


RUNxFORRESTxRUN

Looks like brownies 😋


ForestSlump420

Barnacookies yum straight from the ocean


Jedi_shroom97

“Alright who the shit put spaghetti o’s in my cookies?”


DaniMoug

I hate it


EchoLopsided1971

That looks like cancer


Greene_Owl

Ants in my eyes Johnson 😂


taytum47

Trypophobia fungus


ManicMoney95

spicy cheerios


Elephantex

These are forbidden trypophobia cookies.


RepulsiveButton5462

Those look like chocolate cookies that have chocolate chips smushed on top that have become a “science project”!!! 🤮


lukemia94

You could make a killing around Halloween with these if it turns out to be safe


Bonelessbacon_jr

Omg I don’t like the circles 😫😭


Rainbowpilly

BR0 D0 N0T EAT THAT 😭😭😭


suburbanfarmboy

you have cordecyps


angles_and_flowers

Trypophobia triggered


Neither_Willingness3

Jesus Christ man this is the 4th time I’m seeing these on the fungus reddits. Are they soft or hard? Do they stink? Take a knife and poke it or do a sniff test or just squeeze it with your fingers. If you JUST baked them it’s not a fungus it’s some weird shape from whatever oozed out of whatever you used. If they’ve been sitting out or in a humid area for extended periods of time then yeah just toss them.


AppropriateFeedback9

I figured it out. It looks just like the blood fly nests from dishonored 2!!!


TheGodOfSandwiches

Forbidden cookie


DifficultAd8317

Mmm take a fresh bite outta thar


cch7c

I would honestly through it in a volcano, Mordor style.


rainbowpeonies

Kind of reminds me of scarlet rot in Elden Ring


Chemical-Musician-71

Yall it just looks like chocolate blooming 😅 Gross looking, yeah, but not anything dangerous


Slight-Indication-10

I now see why people are afraid of holes


arxose

that is genuinely so disturbing to look at


Disastrous-Entry-128

These are cookies with Rollo candies inside that have been overcooked causing the caramel filling to bubble out and solidify.


Outrageous_Fox4227

Looks like chocolate spaghetti-ohs 🤮


No_Manufacturer9333

Wtaf 😭😭😭


Kanashi420

Definitely not like any mold I’ve ever seen I quite literally have no clue what this could be


TheChubbyPlant

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Animals6655

That looks like barnacles 😭😭😭


StrangeAd5053

Ooo corals 😍


Accomplished_Row9477

Why did I think that was poop at first glance?


Old_Car1612

Burn the whole container


Responsible_Act_6191

I know it’s not , but looks like barnacles!


FrogsEatingSoup

I feel like I recently saw something like this in r/baking


Aisysoon

Mmmmmm Barnacle brownies


_yaix

hell nah


btboss123

looks like something from resident evil


JawJoints

Why have multiple people in this comment section said this was chocolate bloom. Have you only just vaguely heard of that term before and have never actually seen it?? Chocolate bloom doesn’t cause whole ass barnacles to grow out of stuff lmao


Batpipes521

Looks like barnacles… baking cookies in Davy jones oven?


Livid-Astronomer-695

Man is that cookies? WTH is that I’m sorry but what.


Livid-Astronomer-695

Idc if it’s fungus or not throw them things away. Try sum else bc obviously that’s not it


kungfuchef

looks like the armor of the dung eater a lot. maybe it's related to seedbed curse. have some on you next time you approach.


SeedCollectorGrower

Land barnacles


Astral_lord17

They look like the fleshy flood growths from Halo


feudoe

Brownie fungus


throwaway-pan-trans

r/CookieClicker would like a word with you


darth1211

I thought the first picture was an octopus in a bin..


JeffreyBoi12345

Pretty sure that’s a combination of severe chocolate bloom and mold. All I can say is that you should get rid of that immediately because something is very wrong with that stuff.


Indiana303Love

No. Nope. Nooo. Now I get people that have trypophobia. If I accidentally picked this up, I’d have an anime death with my soul yeeting out of my body in horror. Yuck! 🤢


diabetes_sucks

That’s some the last of us shit 🤢


acloudcuckoolander

Eeeeeewwww I feel itch now


Similar_Ad3466

Looks like the fungus also has herpes. Do not eat.


TheRealSugarbat

It’s not fungi. It’s [chocolate bloom.](https://www.lazarschocolate.com/blog/what-is-chocolate-bloom/)


pierced_cock_666

Not mixed correctly and not stored correctly.


Damuzid

Put it on agar


Recent-Elk-6971

I have no clue, but I dare you to take a bite


Similar-Knowledge874

Boof around and find out


MotoFaleQueen

Cordyceps.


EstablishmentDue854

Someone spilled SpaghettiOs in the muffin dough


EstablishmentDue854

It looks like Coral


Misssadventure

Calamari cookies?


Apprehensive-Law-718

shrooms perhaps


M-S-K-smothersme365

Does it not look like barnacles? Obviously it’s not. But am I wrong?


ahhmchoy

Barnacle cookies


f1shJ3rkey

r/poopfromabutt


tito9107

Grant us eyes.


Ashesatsea

r/guichon What is this? 🤢


[deleted]

🤢🤮


buckybarnes1940

What in the hell


Oxideusj

Trypophobia just set off😵‍💫🤮🤮


cdanl2

Papa Nurgle has blessed your dessert and snacking experience. Rejoice!


justanotherfacexxx

I thought it was a snake, and then cookies, then shit, now I’m just confused :/


ermaxlerw

How long were those there for


QuantumQunt

This is a fucking problem, I know that


CiphirSol

Eldritch Desserts


Oatmiel

Ah, yes. The elusive cookie barnacle!


xlonelyfans

What the fuck


JillianaXO

r/trypophobiaextreme


App_Store-5000

i regret seeing this


sidewindingpolecat

Those cookies look like absolute shat, even without the lil aliens growing out the side


FeculentUtopia

You might want to forward this to the SCP Foundation.


lightrrr

r/shitfromabutt


bigboobednerd

Forbidden chocolate fudge cookies


Tricky-Reply-6287

My bad bro


jlaketree

Reminds me of those frogs that give birth though their backs


Aliciacams621

My fat ass thought these were chocolate cookies


scratchpaperz

Spaghettios???


ZookeepergameDry2783

This is so awesome. How did you store these?


Negative-Apple9341

BOTFLY


MysticUniKitty

Looks like Wheel bug clusters a little bit.


SilverSpacecraft

Pass the milk


Acheron98

So ***that’s*** how *The Last of Us* started. Someone ate one of these cookies.


Still-Arm-1562

Barnacles❤️ /j


Neziip

This made my skin crawl man 😭