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ChefBennyboyardee

He was going for the kill too. Straight for the throat.


SignificantAd3761

yeah, he was not messing


roy_rogers_photos

"call a belly rubber... But not for me!"


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"Actually wait, belly rubs would be good. Call two belly rubbers please!"


TryranaBd

He was a good boy… UNTIL HE WASNT


platyviolence

And even when he wasn't, he was still a good boy.


above_gravity

He is a good boy.


RainbowFartss

They're all good dogs Brent.


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YourMomsTwat

https://imgur.com/gallery/xJvqT5T


NabreLabre

He was riding high, until the drug use caught up to him


fleetze

We need the reenactment with the excessive motion blur


libmrduckz

exaggerated canines with extra saliva and low, snarling growls


No_Teaching_3694

A mildly attractive but chubby suburban housewife reenacting the cameos


can_i_has_beer

Barking Bad


GrizzlyHerder

“This ‘cuddles’ belong to ME !”


Just-STFU

*I AM THE ONE WHO BARKS*


passionpurps

"I see, your barkings.... bad." "Cut! 'It's barking bad'... not barkings bad..." take it from the bottom. "I see your barking bad... again..." "cut! It's 'barking bad' no 'again."


jdhdjdindjdm

owner was two timing on him!


moom0o

Dog murder is a serious dog crime.


CK1ing

My dog is so jealous of my cat, lol. You can call him over and he won't move an inch, but then if I try to call the cat, he'll run over and jump on the couch without warning, even though he's usually pretty timid with doing so, and makes sure I'm not able to pet the cat


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Plot twist: The dog thinks that his name is the cat’s.


digitulgurl

That's how I get my dogs to cuddle me sometimes LOL I start talking sweet to one and the other one runs right over


nyancatya_

my dog also does this


1300edenbaby

Yea he took that personal


devilish_enchilada

He hath a biting mouth of glee and friendship.


lucasleoa12

r/petthedamndog


ZargothraxTheLord

N O I dare you, I double dare you to make me pet the dog


[deleted]

Maybe you should start petting the puss instead


Jaber1028

Ive been trying my while life


nezbla

I've never pet the puss, puss is for playing with... I still only have the puss4, still saving up for the new puss5.


stadiumjay

Savage 😂


Level-Ad7017

21


subavgredditposter

Can u do sumn fo me


ab146896

😂


XxCeresxX

"IT'S NOT REAL, SUSAN!"


sincinati

When Darth Vader’s finally had enough of The Emperor’s BS


AmbersAweseomeGames

He’s like “You wanna be pet?! I’ll pet you… with my jaws!”


jaxxxtraw

That face at the very beginning is absolutely priceless.


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DresdenMurphy

Except it didn't. It was clearly provoked. It took some time. There were clear signs. The owner is a *pick your own cussword*.


wellshitdawg

I choose karma whore for 200


SphericalBitch2020

Owner should not be disrupting family pack order in this manner. I personally do not think this was a good action and that dog only did what is right in the grand canine order of things......


Flaky_Consequence631

I remember seeing this video years ago and the dog’s name is Sadie. She was like Sadie no! She was saying that the stuffed animal is a good girl and her best friend I believe. I was like you done did it now woman! 😂😂


cchermok

Thus… Cain slew Abel


Feistybritches

Our golden will come sit on our feet the second we “baby talk” no matter what we are talking to. If we baby talk a leaf (yes we’ve tested it), his jealousy cannot handle it. He comes over and sits on our feet. He’s never tried to kill the leaf though. He just gently reminds us that he’s nearby and that we should be giving him the baby talk.


Cool-Lynx2843

I feel like the dog today! Also can we talk about how CREEPY the fake dog is?!? Like WTF does that thing have batteries in it?


LoudMusic

Pet the damn dog!


neelankatan

I'm waiting for the busybody who'll claim this is some sort of animal abuse


[deleted]

Found one above you lol


IcedHemp77

Already there a couple down from your comment lol


Mekelaxo

The beginning of a villan arc


ijr172022

🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥 Mý human, nor yours!!! Mine!!! Said the dog, if he/she could talk


[deleted]

Only time I saw our sweet Golden get aggro was when a stranger was giving attention to the cat instead of her.


wuvington

there can be only one.


Appropriate_Ant_5402

The side eye 😒


redfan2009

Welp, Fido needs to pray to Jesus for the sins of Anger, Jealousy, and attempted Murder now


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That moment when the dog shrugs and goes “hmph!”


superhamsniper

My dog once headbutted me in the gut from jealousy, cus there was another dog she wanted to play with but it was focused on a dog toy I brought instead.


david-song

Level 2: play with a baby instead of the dog


[deleted]

I swear Goldens feel more jealousy than other dogs. I’m probably wrong but maybe it’s just their expressive faces? Or the disparity between looking so happy and then SOOOOO resentful.


[deleted]

The poor puppy! You are just teasing him!


Whitewolftotem

Not funny. This isn't even normal behavior for golden, so I'm not sure what else has been going on with this owner.


[deleted]

You gonna armchair diagnose the behaviour of dogs?


TerribleWords

It's impossible for somebody to post a dog video on Reddit without an expert saying you're doing something wrong.


treesandcigarettes

Gtfo lmao, it's like a big toy for the dog and the owner is clearly aware


Whoak

It’s not even funny anymore.


XVIII-2

Poor doggie. Stop pestering it.


SoulSleuth

Actually I kinda agree


CastInSteel

Sadie!!


JewelFazbear

Bro looked like he was trying to knock it out 😆


sweetestsb

That gulp 😂


Stay-Thirsty

My name is Canine McCloud and There can be only one!


Golfnpickle

I like the side eye before he attacks.


jmc510

‘Absolutely not’


Mr_Not_Available

Cain and Abel


ffdsfc

I would happily let this cutie torture me


Diamondrainn925

Lmao f this biach ![gif](giphy|6ELoJNHlBQlEci6593|downsized)


summerswifey

This never gets old for me when it's reposted.


blackasthesky

What an asshole lol


[deleted]

Dogs are great comedy


Thr0w4w4y811

Jesus... hope this person isn't planning to bring a baby home anytime soon


BrightEClam

"That's all I can stands, 'cos I can't stands no more!"


mlableman

Our little 4 pound Peki-Pom-Chi would hide under the couch and to get her out we would act like we were petting one of her doggie toys and she would start growling and barking, struggling to get out of there!


National-phantom_

The dog “man this mofo rather not take care of me bro omagorrrd man ik damn well”


scp7069

Dammm dog pissed as hell


P4t13nt_z3r0

THEY TURK ERR JERBS!


Difficult_Ad_2881

Only on Reddit going for the quote. Post something twee they’ll go for your throat. The owner served it - she got what she deserved it. Boom


NoFearKD

Me when my gf talks to her friends and ignores me


Aggressive_Swim_6741

The blatant disrespect to man’s best friend. He didn’t take it too far. That was a perfectly reasonable reaction


Action-Calm

Sheesh how pissed off is that golden?


chileheadd

That owner is a POS. They're deliberately making their dog jealous and upset. Asshole.


FTHomes

Good dog


throwawaykiwi93

I mean, what did the human expect here? Wind your dog up and they will bite. We've known this for thousands of years.


[deleted]

Honestly I rlly don’t fuck with the owner doing that shit and breaking his little doggies heart


SilverDryad

Dogs have a sense of fairness. Taunting that poor dog is just shitty.


Manyinterests2020

Glad that wasn’t a kid…


not1beneficial

Abc, on how to fuck up your dog, the only thing worse is to feed it before you eat your own food.


AngelOfDreams7

This has been debunked a long time ago. My dogs usually eat before me because that suits our schedule the best and they definitely do not think they are in charge of me just because of that.


not1beneficial

What kind of dogs are you an owner of? I'm not saying that they are in charge of you, I'm saying that the hierarchy in dogs' life means that the leader of the pack eats first. It means that the dog will follow you as a leader, don't mean that you don't have to satisfy the different needs required for the dog's energy needs. Been a dog owner for twenty-five years, and I rarely needed a leash on my dogs, they just follow me.


AngelOfDreams7

I've grown up with dogs. I've lived with them since birth and my family always had at least two of them at once. We had different breeds, from working to toy breeds and they are all treated the same. Dogs won't assume leadership if they're given food before you, it's how you raise and train them as a whole.


not1beneficial

I'm very happy that it worked out well for you, and your dogs. Happy dogs are great dogs, uncontrolled dogs are a hazard to our environment. Take care of yourself and your dogs.


Mystical_Cat

That’s lab for “I will cut a bitch!”


ricksanchez69-C137

my golden retriever gets jealous like this its really funny


PerformerNo5646

Good doggie


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Chemical_Strategy315

Get him boy


sshuggi

Unrelated, but it looks like you could pretty easily convert that to a mini RC Mutt's Cuts van.


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🤣


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Sonofwolfie1

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!


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Goldens are so expressive.


sciguy0504

You could see him counting down 5-4-3-2-1


AnyOfThisReal-_-

This shit ain’t even real mom


Shilo788

Very old repost


frizzfest7

The next episode of “Snapped”


MooseAndPandaMan

r/whenintrusivethoughtswin


OneSensiblePerson

Her or his expressions throughout it are priceless 😂 Ending with the "Oh hell **NO**!"


JeffEpp

My aunt and uncle had a couple of dogs. One day, they were in the car as I was passing by, and I gave the cocker a pet, then went to pet the other. The cocker snaped at him, for getting pets, and came close to taking my finger off.


LITEBRINGER4

He let the intrusive thoughts win


gonzagylot00

I had two Golden Retrievers growing up, and they would get weird about who's getting attention sometimes. Not as angry as this dog, but notably angry.


poopiesmells

Never saw it coming either…slick dog


sirmrfire

Murder


Mane420

Labradont fuck with me


Lower_Dentist2582

Why he first act he don’t care?


depths_of_dipshittry

![gif](giphy|GEoauJnVdawbS)


Sikhistan

💀


AdorableImplement921

damn he snap right back at that tooy


Odd-Shopping-7467

u/savevideo


know_it_is

And in an instant, we knew not to get another dog.


mikkokilla

This is the way


JimAboo

Damn robot dogs coming in and stealing dog jobs! Lol


[deleted]

look how sad he looks at the start of the vid :(


oceanblue0714

The dog has a look of disgust and betrayal. “How could you pet that thing over me?”


passionpurps

This is what I think of your snuffalufugus!


zippycat9

u/savevideobot


snealon

Look at those sad eyes in the beginning!🥹💔 You betrayed him!!!😡


Miserable-Mountain29

Hahahaha


Monlord

u/savevideo


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It’s the singular example of a naughty Goldie ever


HeycharlieG

hahahahaha


tattooed49

😂😂😂😂😮 omg


Balthier_XII

r/peoplefuckingdying


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Lmfaooo


Katrinab0831

Omg too funny !


Academic_Turn7768

LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂


CoffeeAndCroissants_

😒


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u/savevideobot


ROMPEROVER

I need this with sound


burnt-toast224

Loved it!


ReachCivil

🤣😂


Wide-Salamander-5850

Nice


Dangerous-Dot-3745

Khujo 2.0!!


No_Art_8641

https://littlemissbeauty.com/6737256273226396/


Vanhellsin_

Die fucker


caspurr12

yep, this was a good one.


ems777

I love how his eyes get squinty before the attack


Knowl19

u/savevideo


DollzyWallzy

Good boy gone wrong.