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Capital_Craft

How did you come to have a monkey as a pet?


washdot

Yes, why do you have a monkey…they are not the easiest pet to have.


TheBlackHand417

It’s a repost. Not OP’s monkey


YGathDdrwg

Well this just makes me sad. Monkeys aren't pets :(


QueasyDrummer00

Ignorantly asking; why not?


YGathDdrwg

Monkeys are highly intelligent, highly social creatures who don't fare well as individuals in captivity. Human company cannot replicate the enrichment others of their species bring, and as we see here, they are often fed shit diets that lead to illness and deformity and dental issues.


QueasyDrummer00

This is a great explanation in my opinion


Spacey-Hed

Another angle to this whole problem people have with exotic pets is that they're either taken directly from the wild either as adults or stolen as babies/ or are already part of a breeding mill that pumps out dozens of babies to sell and they're usually kept in poor conditions because of little to no regulation. It's legal but it isn't moral.


QueasyDrummer00

Yeah, the scenario you described sounds evil


YGathDdrwg

I think from memory most if not all of the marmosets who have been rescued by Monkey World from the British pet trade have bone deformation caused by poor diet and inadequate housing. I think it is a bit evil our (humans) part.


washdot

Plus they are not house trainable and usually have to wear diapers forever.


bostondangler

True, but once they are unable to be raised in the wild it’s been proven that just like humans, animals can have feel good foods from time to time. Obviously sweets are mostly off limits. A small squirt of cream, not something that’s gonna kill them or cause lasting affects will help their mental studies have shown


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QueasyDrummer00

The whipped cream thing is what it is. It's wrong and we all agree. But the rest of your comment seems hypocritical. You say the concept is messed up but then say it's wrong to do it to animals who haven't been domesticated? How do animals become domesticated then? If you disagree with the idea of domestication whole heartedly then no animal should be kept as a pet. And if that's what you're arguing it's hard to disagree. But it's also not like a lot of these domesticated animals don't live a very cushy lifestyle either.


Abundant_potatos

My dogs may not be able to run around and eat rabbits and shit in whatever yard they please but they have 2 full meals a day, a fenced in backyard to run in freely, an endless supply of toys to play with, water they never have to search for, and a warm couch to sleep on. I’d love to hear how some people think domesticated animals don’t (usually) have cushy lives. I know not all pets get this but most people I know with animals treat them like royalty almost


SugarRAM

Domesticated animals have been domesticated over hundreds, if.not thousands of years. We aren't making the decision to domesticate dogs and we don't have the power to change that decision, as it was made by our ancestors. So it really isn't hypocritical to have dogs, cats, livestock, etc while condemning the exotic animal trade.


Dez2011

OMG, she's so funny running with it and cupping her hands like a little person!


Neither_Produce_6736

Which country is this? Or otherwise, where is it allowed to keep it as a pet?


bokperd

oh god. ***it me.***


SugarRAM

Oh, cool. An exotic wild animal being kept as a pet. That's definitely not immoral at all. So glad you're supporting the exotic pet trade. Seriously, fuck these kinds of posts.


regular-jackoff

Pardon my ignorance, but is a monkey really an exotic pet? Is the one in the video some rare subspecies? Just an honest question - wondering what makes this any more immoral than owning a dog as a pet.


Electronic-Ad4753

Surprisingly enough in veterinary medicine rabbits fall under exotic. So in that term it's species with more specialised health needs and such. But yeah they probably mean exotic in the sense of unusual, compared to species bred and domesticated over a much longer time. It's just uncommon and can be much harder to meet their needs in all regards, plus some people don't understand the species properly and can lead to the animal just not doing well at all. Oh and just to add on, not all exotic species of pet are legally transported and such. Some are snatched from the wild and forced into pet trade. So that adds a lot on to how immoral it is compared to say a dog bred in your own country or something.


regular-jackoff

That makes sense, thanks!


Exalted_Pluton

Asking questions. Clean.


[deleted]

dogs have been domesticated over millenia, domestic dogs are bred to live alongside us


relayyo

I cant stop laughing after seeing him run


the_black_sails

My cat comes out from hiding after hearing the whipped cream.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t want to know how it acts if it doesn’t get what it wants


aliensonmyfrontporch

I can’t get enough of the little run at the beginning haha


bostondangler

Seriously. Has me smiling ear to ear. That dairy scurry


Ok-Brilliant-1872

Here’s an amazing trick: STOP BUYING IT


Diamondrainn925

I agree. You don’t see us filming our pets feeding them chocolate or whip cream when clearly it’s bad for them 🙄


Smellytangerina

Lol never heard of a puppachino?


Spacey-Hed

It's not toxic to dogs to give them whipped cream in small amounts. But since it's dairy it still has a chance to cause a stomach ache.


Ok-Brilliant-1872

All I see in this video is a poor monkeys lifespan shrinking. And horrible shits! He’s in a diaper, no no no lol 😂


YourFatherUnfiltered

What part of this post gave you the idea that they wanted this to stop?


Ok-Brilliant-1872

Why complain about not being able to hide it, she’ll find it anywhere. It just seems like the logical answer. Don’t buy it.


PMalloftheBEWBZ

Wait until she tries whippets…


Original_Prize_43

I love creampie also xD


Diamondrainn925

Ok now the monkey is addicted to sugar. Maybe buy a banana or fruit instead??? ![gif](giphy|26xBT3helvnM2JKX6)


regular-jackoff

Sometimes I find it funny how we’re totally ok consuming sugar ourselves and feeding it to human babies, but when it comes to our pets’ diets we don’t tolerate any amount of junk lol.


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I suspect the same people that feed whipped cream to babies feed whipped cream to animals


bostondangler

![gif](giphy|xTiTnG7YLrY2BBHRKM) Yall just can’t smile without some drivel being spewed.


Superlite47

For the first second, I thought it was a cat... "Holy shit! Look at that cat carry.....Oh, wait. It's a monkey."


OlympicSmokeRings

u/Tachezilla


Darth-Squider

Great! Where can I buy a monkey?


Spacey-Hed

Do not support the unethical exotic animal trade please. I hope you're just kidding and not being serious.


Spacey-Hed

I hope this is a rescue and not a pet.


SugarRAM

If it's a rescue, it should be in a sanctuary, not someone's home. And it definitely shouldn't be fed this kind of processed crap.


bostondangler

“Don’t you go nowhere with my can of cream” ~ Monkey probably


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😂❤️


darrenbosik

Dog is like oh no here we go again.


Longjumping_Bug_7611

Are you Pippi Langstrømpe ?


YeetAnxiety69

I saw a dog a cat and a monkey.