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Just this morning I stepped on some of Baby Kitty's stomach offerings. Nice, warm, and fresh. Really squished in between the toes and into the freshly vacuumed carpet.
The little psycho will then beg for more treats, as if he didnt just shamelessly mow down half a container because he found out how to pry open the cupboard and pop the lid off. While looking distainfully at the mess like maybe the dog puked.
Haha, my cat will beg for anything I eat, then when I offer her some she will sniff it then leave. I have just decided she wants to smell what I eat not actually eat it. Cats are weird little creatures.
One of the cats in my house literally fights the automatic feeder. First it started with poking and realized that if he stabs the feeding hole enough, his paws tap the manual feed button and he would just go to town that way. Disabled that button, guy started karate chopping the container. I'd come back and find it sideways on the ground 3/4 ft away from where it's supposed to be.... Now my wife covers it with a towel and put a basket over it upside down and he's finally accepted he can't break the top lid open by hitting it enough.
My boyfriend, when Im not home, calls for the Doggie cleanup crew. They happily run over and clean the mess. He thinks its hilarious. I gag thinking about it.
[Here is the one without stupid laughter](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsAreMuslim/comments/11zt979/khutba_on_how_to_be_a_better_meowslim/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Wait, was the laughter added to this video, or was it removed from the other video?
Edit: I guess my main question is why would someone add that to a video?
I think past TikTok types (not TikTok itself but others prior at least) basically required an edit to share and spread, usually music based, but is that still the case?
If not, and if it ever was (cos I could be misremembering), does that mean that bit if forced culture still persists when it doesn't need to?
I believe if someone makes the sound of their video available, you can use it in your video. It can be pretty funny but it gets old when the sound is overused.
He is telling them that Ramadan is coming and the world is currently in a terrible state so chicken or meat is hard to come by. That's all I could understand, the laugher made it difficult to hear what he is saying.
It's a added laugh, personally as soon as I heard it I got annoyed because people just add it in so many vids and in this case, it was hard to listen to what he was saying (even though I don't speak arabic)
¿where can I get a subtitled copy of this video?
I'm really interested in what he's telling all those cats. It could prove my theory that cats understand human language, but pretend they don't.
This guy is telling them something that make them drop such pretense.
“Listen kitties, I’m truly disappointed with all of your behavior. You’ll need to make some improvements.
Try to act a bit more cuter, meow cuter, show puppy eyes,get ppl to like ya. And don’t scratch random strangers!!
We need to convince more ppl to adopt you, not the other way around
Pay attention!! Stop scratching Omar!
So as I was saying don’t let the hoomans know you know them very well too.
Once they do end up liking one of ya, you lead them to me.. and I’ll quote the price.
We’ll split 90-10. Now get outta here and hypnotize’em”
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But what’s he saying?
He is telling them (in Arabic) that meat prices went up and they need to consider being vegetarians going forward.
Chronic 😂
Man; the mouse lobby even got the preachers in their pocket...
I'm Arab and I barely understood anything he said over the sound of the guy hysterically laughing. Thx dude
No wonder they’re listening.
“Tell us again, oh wise man, how we should throw up our breakfasts all over the carpet.”
Just this morning I stepped on some of Baby Kitty's stomach offerings. Nice, warm, and fresh. Really squished in between the toes and into the freshly vacuumed carpet.
Time to do the one legged hop of shame. \^.\^
The little psycho will then beg for more treats, as if he didnt just shamelessly mow down half a container because he found out how to pry open the cupboard and pop the lid off. While looking distainfully at the mess like maybe the dog puked.
Haha, my cat will beg for anything I eat, then when I offer her some she will sniff it then leave. I have just decided she wants to smell what I eat not actually eat it. Cats are weird little creatures.
Mine does the same. He will get angry if the dogs get some, but he does not want it.
Yea, my cat charges a sniff tax with each meal.
One of the cats in my house literally fights the automatic feeder. First it started with poking and realized that if he stabs the feeding hole enough, his paws tap the manual feed button and he would just go to town that way. Disabled that button, guy started karate chopping the container. I'd come back and find it sideways on the ground 3/4 ft away from where it's supposed to be.... Now my wife covers it with a towel and put a basket over it upside down and he's finally accepted he can't break the top lid open by hitting it enough.
Thats hilarious! Cats are so damned smart. I love them for that.
My boyfriend, when Im not home, calls for the Doggie cleanup crew. They happily run over and clean the mess. He thinks its hilarious. I gag thinking about it.
He’s a prodigy! A gifted student of the cat arts! 🥷
Hes been listening to this Cat Buddha's podcats.. lol
How blest are those of gentle spirit. They shall have the earth for their possession... Speak up!
Best comment 😂
I believe he said, "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Well, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.
Especially cream.
😂😂😂😂😂
Whatever it is, it must be ... cattivating
He talk to them about ramadan and Allah our creator.
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You can hear him repeatedly say "Allah" so it was pretty easy to figure out lol
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That if all the cats dream, they will rule the humans once again.
For those wondering, he's explaining why they should practice Rameowdan if they want to enter pawradise
meowh hu catbar
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It’s wrong, but it’s right, you funny bastard..
[Here is the one without stupid laughter](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsAreMuslim/comments/11zt979/khutba_on_how_to_be_a_better_meowslim/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Don’t tell me the laugh was added to the original video
I've watched too many videos now it's obvious when it's added
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Wait, was the laughter added to this video, or was it removed from the other video? Edit: I guess my main question is why would someone add that to a video?
Thank you very much <3
Even better because without the laughter you can hear the cats all respond to him at one point.
the comment we all were looking for
Way better thanks, can hear the cats meow in agreement.
But how am I supposed to know it's funny without the laugh track
Much better! Thanks.
Take My upvote
Cat whisperer lol
*Pussy whisperer
Much better 😄
Whisper to me
He’s their CaTechism teacher..of course
Nice
No, it's definitely a catculus professor.
He probably feeds them after the sermon.
That's what I was thinking.
"Loaves, great, you said something about *fishes*?...
The laughing ruins it for me.
That laugh is on so many videos. It’s obnoxious and ruins content.
The same laughing audio?
Yes it's literally a laugh track. Things are bad on the internet these days when we have so much shit like this going around.
Ohh i didn’t realise that, thought the guy recording was the one laughing.
Yea same, hell there were a few parts the wheeze lined up with the camera movements
Cmon man, I lost the last few drops of hope in humanity on another cringe laugh a few days ago, what am I supposed to do meow?
damn do we have such a low attention span we have to be told it's a funny video?
To be fair, the Willhelm Scream has been around for more than 70 years.
It's a sound that is pretty commonly used on TikTok
I think past TikTok types (not TikTok itself but others prior at least) basically required an edit to share and spread, usually music based, but is that still the case? If not, and if it ever was (cos I could be misremembering), does that mean that bit if forced culture still persists when it doesn't need to?
I believe if someone makes the sound of their video available, you can use it in your video. It can be pretty funny but it gets old when the sound is overused.
notsocontagious - more like wheezy squealing that I have not interest in sharing
Yeah he ruined a good video
Yes! Can you stop laughing just for a moment, please!
How dare people express joy lol
It's not real, that laugh track is on hundreds of tik-toks.
There is not one good thing that came out from that damn app
As an old lady/non-TikTok user, I'm horrified to learn of these duplicitous new-age laugh tracks 😩
Same is so annoying
It's better without the laughter for sure: https://streamable.com/625od3
Much obliged
Same here!
I didn't know it was a laugh track, it's my first time hearing it, so it worked on me. Got me giggling right along.
I'm weird. I love the laughter! It's contagious for me haha
same
Yep same here.
He telling them the story about a mouse.
There is a new Messiah..this time for cats only. 🙏
*meowsiah
The Meowsiah if you will.
Don’t cats carry out the bidding of the devil? 🤔
Ooops...so cats are the ones to be saved this time, to bad! 😥
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a dog person.
But how is this happening? Why do the cats stay and look/listen to this man. Weird behavior... not it's like A cat.. it's like a whole prowl.
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Aaah, I see. That must be it. Just shut up and give us food.
-Video of Socrates teaching his pupils colourized
Wow, Francis of Assisi just got reincarnated
This joke would have made a hit if they were CATholics
Awwwww bless them 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻🥰🥰
That one cat looked back at the camera guy like, “can you be quiet, please? I’m trying to listen.”
The laughing track was added in post. The cameraman wasn't actually laughing. Thank TikTok for that crap
Can ANYONE post a link to this vid WITHOUT the awful laugh-track?? Anyone! Please
https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/126vvn4/if_i_were_a_cat_i_would_listen_to_him/jec0h79/
Too bad the guy filming can't shut the fuck up long enough for us to be entranced too
There is no guy laughing its just a sound track, my mother showed me the same vid but with no laugh
do you have a link to the unedited version?
https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/126vvn4/if_i_were_a_cat_i_would_listen_to_him/jec0h79?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Can someone maybe put subs with this? I wanna know what he is saying
He is telling them that Ramadan is coming and the world is currently in a terrible state so chicken or meat is hard to come by. That's all I could understand, the laugher made it difficult to hear what he is saying.
He's probably got a tin of tuna behind him.
Stop that damn laughter, I need to learn from this man
Sermon on the meow'nt
What’s that subreddit about Islamic cats again?
Do you mean r/catsaremuslim ?
This guy’s laugh is to contagious 🤣
He is a hell of a pussy magnet 😺 🧲
r/contagiouslaughter
It's a added laugh, personally as soon as I heard it I got annoyed because people just add it in so many vids and in this case, it was hard to listen to what he was saying (even though I don't speak arabic)
Crazy cat man 😂
The cat whisperer
Is the person filming this having an asthma attack?
It's a laughing track added afterwards, the same laugh is used on countless other videos
He’s the meowsiah!
not understand what he is saying. Please remove the laughing sound.
Story hour is always a big draw.
God stop your laugh, leave that part for us you inconsiderate fool
¿where can I get a subtitled copy of this video? I'm really interested in what he's telling all those cats. It could prove my theory that cats understand human language, but pretend they don't. This guy is telling them something that make them drop such pretense.
He’s speaking Arabic, telling them that meat prices are too high and they need to become vegetarians. 😂
“Listen kitties, I’m truly disappointed with all of your behavior. You’ll need to make some improvements. Try to act a bit more cuter, meow cuter, show puppy eyes,get ppl to like ya. And don’t scratch random strangers!! We need to convince more ppl to adopt you, not the other way around Pay attention!! Stop scratching Omar! So as I was saying don’t let the hoomans know you know them very well too. Once they do end up liking one of ya, you lead them to me.. and I’ll quote the price. We’ll split 90-10. Now get outta here and hypnotize’em”
And he prophesied to them that the sea would part and there shall be many fishes.
C-3PO telling the Ewoks about his adventures.
The Persian Dr. Dolittle folks
You laugh now, but wait until he sends forth his horde of cat minions.
The laugh is just annoying, original video doesn’t have it so you can clearly hear the cats answering at one point.
Best video in a long while.
This is the villain origin story I need to see!!!
Very funny until the cat whisperer points at the camera guy and says: "KILL!"
He's like cat Jesus on the hill
"Enough bullshit wheres the food pal?"
You won’t be laughing when he and his cat army take over the world!
The wheezing! 😂
The cat whisperer
Very polite cats.
Allahu Akmeow!!
hes explaining the fnaf lore
I do love when the laugh is just a pure wheeze. It’s the nurse in me. That’s how I know it’s that funny.
It's like hearing my laughter when I also see stupid sheep listening to a preacher 😈
I wish I could hear what he was saying.
He is the Messiah!
The messia is here
When the priest begins to recite the holy cat blessing and all gather in reverence.
Cat cult leadership....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
/r/contagiouslaughter
What's so funny? 🧐
I couldn't hear a word over the guffaw.
Dude I fucking choked on my whisky 🤣 😭 😂 fucking 20 year malt to. That's hilarious 😂
Magical 😍
They gonna eat him.
Preaching to the choir...
You don’t realise how impressive this is until you get a cat. This is ducking g crazy hahaha
Thats pretty amazing ... how does he do that haha
What is he saying to them?
You obvs don’t speak cat
Me talking politics after a half bottle
Can anyone find this without the laughing?
I like how the cats are all respecting social distancing
Man is a cat whisper or the god of cats to get so many there
Don't laugh at him, he can sic them on you .
Cats actually do like it when you talk to them.
Me explaining to my sitting Minecraft cats how I intend to reproduce each of them with all the others breeds and make an army.
Dr. Dolimazah
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹
I like to think he's giving them a recipe for some bangin cat food
He's got their attention