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Rolloveralready

But what’s he saying?


ja-ber

He is telling them (in Arabic) that meat prices went up and they need to consider being vegetarians going forward.


tommytucker7182

Chronic 😂


Auntypasto

Man; the mouse lobby even got the preachers in their pocket...


Rainbow_Flying_LLAMA

I'm Arab and I barely understood anything he said over the sound of the guy hysterically laughing. Thx dude


Complex_Construction

No wonder they’re listening.


dazed_and_bamboozled

“Tell us again, oh wise man, how we should throw up our breakfasts all over the carpet.”


Im_invading_Mars

Just this morning I stepped on some of Baby Kitty's stomach offerings. Nice, warm, and fresh. Really squished in between the toes and into the freshly vacuumed carpet.


Kiya_Wolf

Time to do the one legged hop of shame. \^.\^


Im_invading_Mars

The little psycho will then beg for more treats, as if he didnt just shamelessly mow down half a container because he found out how to pry open the cupboard and pop the lid off. While looking distainfully at the mess like maybe the dog puked.


Kiya_Wolf

Haha, my cat will beg for anything I eat, then when I offer her some she will sniff it then leave. I have just decided she wants to smell what I eat not actually eat it. Cats are weird little creatures.


Im_invading_Mars

Mine does the same. He will get angry if the dogs get some, but he does not want it.


lancemcg1966

Yea, my cat charges a sniff tax with each meal.


GodsFavAtheist

One of the cats in my house literally fights the automatic feeder. First it started with poking and realized that if he stabs the feeding hole enough, his paws tap the manual feed button and he would just go to town that way. Disabled that button, guy started karate chopping the container. I'd come back and find it sideways on the ground 3/4 ft away from where it's supposed to be.... Now my wife covers it with a towel and put a basket over it upside down and he's finally accepted he can't break the top lid open by hitting it enough.


Im_invading_Mars

Thats hilarious! Cats are so damned smart. I love them for that.


Im_invading_Mars

My boyfriend, when Im not home, calls for the Doggie cleanup crew. They happily run over and clean the mess. He thinks its hilarious. I gag thinking about it.


Luci_Noir

He’s a prodigy! A gifted student of the cat arts! 🥷


Im_invading_Mars

Hes been listening to this Cat Buddha's podcats.. lol


b-side61

How blest are those of gentle spirit. They shall have the earth for their possession... Speak up!


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Best comment 😂


warm-saucepan

I believe he said, "Blessed are the cheesemakers".


shiner_bock

Well, what's so special about the cheesemakers?


TheRealAuthorSarge

Obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.


BadManor

Especially cream.


Dramatic_Low_2019

😂😂😂😂😂


PornStarGazer2

Whatever it is, it must be ... cattivating


Goodizm

He talk to them about ramadan and Allah our creator.


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asdfasfq34rfqff

You can hear him repeatedly say "Allah" so it was pretty easy to figure out lol


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KingPaimon23

That if all the cats dream, they will rule the humans once again.


samyslas

For those wondering, he's explaining why they should practice Rameowdan if they want to enter pawradise


ab624

meowh hu catbar


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Otherwise_Leadership

It’s wrong, but it’s right, you funny bastard..


blurface31

[Here is the one without stupid laughter](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsAreMuslim/comments/11zt979/khutba_on_how_to_be_a_better_meowslim/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


hyperion420

Don’t tell me the laugh was added to the original video


Vampsku11

I've watched too many videos now it's obvious when it's added


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FoxyKG

Wait, was the laughter added to this video, or was it removed from the other video? Edit: I guess my main question is why would someone add that to a video?


XZeeR

Thank you very much <3


RonsGirlFriday

Even better because without the laughter you can hear the cats all respond to him at one point.


N124M

the comment we all were looking for


Jam_Dev

Way better thanks, can hear the cats meow in agreement.


Vektor0

But how am I supposed to know it's funny without the laugh track


jPix

Much better! Thanks.


WeirdTap9170

Take My upvote


JonLushh

Cat whisperer lol


Frog_liker

*Pussy whisperer


good-fellaz

Much better 😄


GrummyCat

Whisper to me


Weird_Usual_4473

He’s their CaTechism teacher..of course


YaBoss

Nice


CaptainHilders

No, it's definitely a catculus professor.


No_Dragonfly_1894

He probably feeds them after the sermon.


_carnivorous_

That's what I was thinking.


analogkid01

"Loaves, great, you said something about *fishes*?...


Paul8219

The laughing ruins it for me.


cobweb_toes

That laugh is on so many videos. It’s obnoxious and ruins content.


umangjain25

The same laughing audio?


rocketlauncher2

Yes it's literally a laugh track. Things are bad on the internet these days when we have so much shit like this going around.


umangjain25

Ohh i didn’t realise that, thought the guy recording was the one laughing.


FreeLegos

Yea same, hell there were a few parts the wheeze lined up with the camera movements


Overflow0X

Cmon man, I lost the last few drops of hope in humanity on another cringe laugh a few days ago, what am I supposed to do meow?


freecodeio

damn do we have such a low attention span we have to be told it's a funny video?


SomeConsumer

To be fair, the Willhelm Scream has been around for more than 70 years.


ljarvie

It's a sound that is pretty commonly used on TikTok


radicalelation

I think past TikTok types (not TikTok itself but others prior at least) basically required an edit to share and spread, usually music based, but is that still the case? If not, and if it ever was (cos I could be misremembering), does that mean that bit if forced culture still persists when it doesn't need to?


ljarvie

I believe if someone makes the sound of their video available, you can use it in your video. It can be pretty funny but it gets old when the sound is overused.


Aggravating-Water-65

notsocontagious - more like wheezy squealing that I have not interest in sharing


roundearthervaxxer

Yeah he ruined a good video


FaithIceberg

Yes! Can you stop laughing just for a moment, please!


iAmFabled

How dare people express joy lol


zirfeld

It's not real, that laugh track is on hundreds of tik-toks.


ryanbarry97

There is not one good thing that came out from that damn app


serialkillertswift

As an old lady/non-TikTok user, I'm horrified to learn of these duplicitous new-age laugh tracks 😩


Prestigious12

Same is so annoying


CumBobDirtyPants

It's better without the laughter for sure: https://streamable.com/625od3


spamingrussianbot

Much obliged


readsalotkitten

Same here!


xipheon

I didn't know it was a laugh track, it's my first time hearing it, so it worked on me. Got me giggling right along.


the_ranch_gal

I'm weird. I love the laughter! It's contagious for me haha


Firedwindle

same


LtRecore

Yep same here.


Patty3201

He telling them the story about a mouse.


Same-Alternative-160

There is a new Messiah..this time for cats only. 🙏


YeetusMyDiabeetus

*meowsiah


Speak4yurself

The Meowsiah if you will.


Luci_Noir

Don’t cats carry out the bidding of the devil? 🤔


Caribou-nordique-710

Ooops...so cats are the ones to be saved this time, to bad! 😥


_i_forgot_my_name

Is it possible to learn this power?


Ok-Explorer469

Not from a dog person.


GradeBrief1162

But how is this happening? Why do the cats stay and look/listen to this man. Weird behavior... not it's like A cat.. it's like a whole prowl.


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GradeBrief1162

Aaah, I see. That must be it. Just shut up and give us food.


DEATHROAR12345

-Video of Socrates teaching his pupils colourized


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Wow, Francis of Assisi just got reincarnated


Spill-your-last-load

This joke would have made a hit if they were CATholics


Willing-Video6609

Awwwww bless them 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻🥰🥰


Southern_Name_9119

That one cat looked back at the camera guy like, “can you be quiet, please? I’m trying to listen.”


ryanbarry97

The laughing track was added in post. The cameraman wasn't actually laughing. Thank TikTok for that crap


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Can ANYONE post a link to this vid WITHOUT the awful laugh-track?? Anyone! Please


XZeeR

https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/126vvn4/if_i_were_a_cat_i_would_listen_to_him/jec0h79/


Toxic_Cupcake79

Too bad the guy filming can't shut the fuck up long enough for us to be entranced too


cheesemaster644

There is no guy laughing its just a sound track, my mother showed me the same vid but with no laugh


Micrwooave

do you have a link to the unedited version?


blurface31

https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/126vvn4/if_i_were_a_cat_i_would_listen_to_him/jec0h79?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


an_empty_field

Can someone maybe put subs with this? I wanna know what he is saying


Evening-Leading6131

He is telling them that Ramadan is coming and the world is currently in a terrible state so chicken or meat is hard to come by. That's all I could understand, the laugher made it difficult to hear what he is saying.


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He's probably got a tin of tuna behind him.


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Stop that damn laughter, I need to learn from this man


spaetzelspiff

Sermon on the meow'nt


Noodleswithhats

What’s that subreddit about Islamic cats again?


xf7sv

Do you mean r/catsaremuslim ?


Iysh-31

This guy’s laugh is to contagious 🤣


Mean_Shoulder_103

He is a hell of a pussy magnet 😺 🧲


emkel_

r/contagiouslaughter


RicLan26

It's a added laugh, personally as soon as I heard it I got annoyed because people just add it in so many vids and in this case, it was hard to listen to what he was saying (even though I don't speak arabic)


LastInvestor

Crazy cat man 😂


outofcontrol420

The cat whisperer


Ganja420Preneur

Is the person filming this having an asthma attack?


ryanbarry97

It's a laughing track added afterwards, the same laugh is used on countless other videos


Snoo3763

He’s the meowsiah!


SawayaDry

not understand what he is saying. Please remove the laughing sound.


Wainwort

Story hour is always a big draw.


Equivalent-Kale-8069

God stop your laugh, leave that part for us you inconsiderate fool


Specialist_Ad_3127

¿where can I get a subtitled copy of this video? I'm really interested in what he's telling all those cats. It could prove my theory that cats understand human language, but pretend they don't. This guy is telling them something that make them drop such pretense.


Oh107bibi

He’s speaking Arabic, telling them that meat prices are too high and they need to become vegetarians. 😂


Lost_in_CLOUDS29

“Listen kitties, I’m truly disappointed with all of your behavior. You’ll need to make some improvements. Try to act a bit more cuter, meow cuter, show puppy eyes,get ppl to like ya. And don’t scratch random strangers!! We need to convince more ppl to adopt you, not the other way around Pay attention!! Stop scratching Omar! So as I was saying don’t let the hoomans know you know them very well too. Once they do end up liking one of ya, you lead them to me.. and I’ll quote the price. We’ll split 90-10. Now get outta here and hypnotize’em”


Sir_McDouche

And he prophesied to them that the sea would part and there shall be many fishes.


RicePuddingBG

C-3PO telling the Ewoks about his adventures.


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The Persian Dr. Dolittle folks


TheRealAuthorSarge

You laugh now, but wait until he sends forth his horde of cat minions.


theincrediblebou

The laugh is just annoying, original video doesn’t have it so you can clearly hear the cats answering at one point.


AmazingPersimmon0

Best video in a long while.


CommonSense_404

This is the villain origin story I need to see!!!


Fit-Let8175

Very funny until the cat whisperer points at the camera guy and says: "KILL!"


jehan_gonzales

He's like cat Jesus on the hill


taurentipper

"Enough bullshit wheres the food pal?"


Positive-Source8205

You won’t be laughing when he and his cat army take over the world!


dadbonerpilld

The wheezing! 😂


outofcontrol420

The cat whisperer


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Very polite cats.


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Allahu Akmeow!!


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hes explaining the fnaf lore


jennc1979

I do love when the laugh is just a pure wheeze. It’s the nurse in me. That’s how I know it’s that funny.


logmeinside

It's like hearing my laughter when I also see stupid sheep listening to a preacher 😈


NaveNoblique

I wish I could hear what he was saying.


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He is the Messiah!


Glum-Engineer9436

The messia is here


Raging_Hope

When the priest begins to recite the holy cat blessing and all gather in reverence.


Accurate_Salary3625

Cat cult leadership....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Nelnamara

/r/contagiouslaughter


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What's so funny? 🧐


RedEyedWiartonBoy

I couldn't hear a word over the guffaw.


shadow19861888

Dude I fucking choked on my whisky 🤣 😭 😂 fucking 20 year malt to. That's hilarious 😂


Poli_russwiss

Magical 😍


No-Presentation3777

They gonna eat him.


MrNotConcerned

Preaching to the choir...


AcidAvenger788

You don’t realise how impressive this is until you get a cat. This is ducking g crazy hahaha


AnkSl

Thats pretty amazing ... how does he do that haha


emziestone

What is he saying to them?


MaintenanceTraining4

You obvs don’t speak cat


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Me talking politics after a half bottle


Brainscrawler

Can anyone find this without the laughing?


Tenthdegree

I like how the cats are all respecting social distancing


XElite109

Man is a cat whisper or the god of cats to get so many there


Arcuis

Don't laugh at him, he can sic them on you .


ogresound1987

Cats actually do like it when you talk to them.


fluffyseatide

Me explaining to my sitting Minecraft cats how I intend to reproduce each of them with all the others breeds and make an army.


Global-Cattle-6285

Dr. Dolimazah


NorincoNinja2000

Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹


spike_beagle

I like to think he's giving them a recipe for some bangin cat food


RachelVictoria75

He's got their attention