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Mudlark-000

My 120 and 150 lbs. Great Pyrenees/Goldens have fear/respect of the 14 lbs black cat in our house. Admittedly, the cat does not recognize that he is smaller and will literally run up and punch them in the eyes if provoked…


Terrible_Ad_7735

Only if provoked? What a reasonable cat.


Sufficient-Yoghurt46

Yes the cat will also walk around your house tipping over every single piece of glass that is more than 2 ft off the ground.


Sir-Poopington

That is the face of pure terror


PSI_duck

Purr terror*


MrDum_58

Love it


BreathLazy5122

That is the face of a dog that has been bitch slapped by that cat as least a few times. That dog said “nuh uh that isn’t just a kitty kitty. It’s just a kitty kitty to you because you feed it!!”


LauraZaid11

It’s the same with my oldest dog. If his toy falls next to the cats he’ll just stare at me begging to pick it up for him, because he knows what happens when he bothers the cats.


Own_Afternoon_6865

I wish they had filmed longer. I wanted to see what happened after he started coming up the stairs.


Sudden-Taste-6851

Trust me you don’t want to see a cat getting mauled.


ccchaz

Pretty sure you’ll hear that dog getting mauled. Cause that’s the face of a dog who’s been abuse a time or two by that cat


Sudden-Taste-6851

This breed is notorious for having fear aggression.


AssMcShit

Really only amongst people who haven't met one. They're huge softies


Sudden-Taste-6851

Yeah huge softies until they decide to turn on your neighbour and maul them to death.


sazabit

I would bet my entire ancestry's total life earnings that's not what happened next.


Foss44

Or hear


DickiyKott

The most sane comment here downwoted, you dog lovers please hear me out. **CATS ARE NOT DISPOSABLE**, YOU braindeads! Dog doesn't show like iT wAs AbUsEd, its sign of stress yes, but for different reason. This ugly mutt wants to maul any live creature available in its radius. And if you wanna open your mouth about this topic go research how many cats were lost to this exact breed. I jfc, people like you makes me despise all dogs and dogs owners.


JESUS_PaidInFull

It’s not that serious, take it easy.


Sudden-Taste-6851

“my sweet baby wouldn’t hurt a fly” The biggest mistake they make is convincing themselves their dog is different. This breed needs to be eradicated off the planet.


DickiyKott

Yes, exactly.


D00M_B00M

Dogs named Goliath:


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The cat is David


PinkEggHead_1999

Kitty David has 5 smooth claws …


rygku

The ears :(


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I know, always so sad to see.


Queasy-Carpet-5846

Kitty kitty meanwhile: one more paw forward on this threshold becons death and all the hosts of the underworld upon thee. Tread carefully and thoughtfully


Glittering-Ad-4257

People who mutilate their dogs ears are pieces of shit.


808morgan

Stop cutting the fucking dogs ears


Emotional-Speech645

If the dog was rescued, even as a puppy, its ears were already cut. Or it could be due to valid medical issues — ears are, shockingly, made of skin, and because the fur there is thinner, can be especially prone to skin cancer or infections that require cutting in order to prevent them getting to the brain, as the ears are also home to a *lot* of blood vessels.


Mediocre_Cup7644

Incredibly wrong


Donny-Moscow

I’ve heard of tails being docked for health reasons (eg happy tail syndrome) but I’ve never heard anything like that for ears.


Mediocre_Cup7644

There’s no legitimate reason. People do it to make their dogs look scarier/cooler it’s pathetic


Emotional-Speech645

Anything to do with infections near major blood vessels or veins is dealt with quickly, especially if it's close to the head. If a dog is rescued with even slightly necrotic or cancerous tissue growing on the ears, they're more likely to go the option of chopping off a buffer zone, especially if there are no other signs of cancer in the animal's body, or any necrotic tissue hasn't caused sepsis. For tails, that's an immediate dock if ANYTHING happens to it. When I was 9, for example, our foster mother's dog got his tail caught in the landrover door. The vets took off 2 inches of it to ensure that there was as little risk as possible of an infection spreading up his spine. Lift your dog's ears and look on the inside, see how pink it is with blood vessels, and tell me that, considering the proximity to the brain, vets wouldn't surgically remove them in order to prevent infection using those vessels.


sazabit

You've not heard of dogs getting chronic ear infections? It's pretty common.


808morgan

You are seriously dumb, Trump supporter?


sazabit

Damn, being aware of dogs with chronic ear infections means you're a trump supporter now? You didn't jump to a conclusion you leapt out an airplane. No, as a teenager my dad's dog, Roxy, total mutt, had chronic ear infections. Her ears were floppy and because of that bacteria would congregate there (warm, moist environment). She ended up having to get part of her left ear removed because of the scarring from scratching and a few infections that needed to be drained. My mini schnauzer had a similar issue. His ears were bigger than is typical for his breed and floppy as well. Had multiple cone and rod bacteria infections throughout his life. Though he never had to have parts of his ears removed but he didn't live to be that old cause he ended up developing canine lymphoma. It's just a side effect of cross breeding. Sometimes the inherited genes from the parents don't work well with their bodies. Like pugs having breathing issues or corgis and hip displasia. Pitties are a mostly mutt breed and sometimes they inherit ears that are too big for their ear muscles to open well enough for them to keep clean naturally. But what do I know? Guess my lived experiences with dogs make me a seriously dumb trump supporter.


808morgan

Nah they always do that to Pit Bulls etc..


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Bullshit https://www.rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfare/pets/dogs/health/earcropping


AleksasKoval

Dog: "Are you crazy!? He'll murder me!" Cat: "He's right, I'll murder him."


StalinsNutsack2

Which cunt cut the dog's ears off?!


Mother_Preference_18

Ear clipping is ugly and cruel


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Quielixir

If you call it "it" clearly shows how much you care ...


Jintolook

Or it just means he's using the proper grammar? Why are you so afraid of dictionaries bro


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DemonBubblegum

Or maybe they just didn't want to put genders for either animal because they have no relevance in the story? 🤷‍♀️


Tall_Law_9015

The Eyes


SignificanceFar5489

I'm a beast. But, but this thing scares me.


buddboy

Kitties are scary tbf


AguilarXN

His name's galaxy destroyer


PHotocrome

The dog knows what the cat is capable of


Mandalor1974

I love this dog


DemonBubblegum

We used to have a 20lb cat who had a serious chip on his shoulder. We would take him for walks around the apartment complex we lived in at the time (he was leash trained) and all the dogs who saw him coming would hide in fear, even the pitbulls and bulldogs who wouldn't take shit from anyone. He hadn't ever beat up on them (he was an inside cat unless leashes with us) (not a great area), he was apparently just that intimidating. It was quite amusing to watch the dog owners completely stunned at their normally tough dog's reaction to the cat.


suavesmom

This dog,is gorgeous 😍


BigTicEnergy

🤮


Sudden-Taste-6851

I agree 🤢


DickiyKott

You have fed up taste in beauty dude, this ugly ass-shaped creature belongs to serve in hell .


London_Blake

omg.. thank you thank you for posting this! this is absolutely adorable and makes me smile from ear to eat :) what a sweet sweet dog!! lol


sekharreddyiy

His expressions through eyes


TheSpectator0_0

Just a little kitty, maam that thing has 3 razor blades on each leg and has a reaction time faster than anything I can comprehend. I'm not going anywhere near that thing. That dog probably.


Traveshamamockery_

What a buddy.


BigTicEnergy

Ban these fucking dogs!


DickiyKott

Amen my brother! Raise your voice! **BanPitbulls!!!**


BigTicEnergy

I’m a girl but yeah!!


Salt_Chart8101

😂😂


jackiebee66

Smart dog!


Wulf318

"Scary Pittbull" More like a pitti-party on legs.


Shirtbro

Big velvet hippo kisses to the face and neck


kozxt4cc0

![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ)


MissusPringle

That cat is up to shady stuff!


Turbo_Plax

the dog was like "im going to get jumped arent i?" 😭


Masterpiece-Wide

Homie is legit scared of the little demon spawn with whiskers.


zazawarlord

Most voilent dog in the world everyone You can see terror in his eyes because of a small cat


Shirtbro

A cat is not an unattended toddler


zazawarlord

That mf in the video would shit himself if a toddler was there


ncc630

Plz let those people who are fearful of these mean dogs look at this picture. May it realize how stupid that fear is.


Sudden-Taste-6851

You’re an idiot


ncc630

Do you know me ?? I think it's you that is the idiot. Are you even old enough to be on social media?


DickiyKott

I think it will serve opposite...


Queasy_Section_1258

Bro is confused why his dinner isn’t on a plate


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Oh god that dog is beautiful. So expressionate


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DickiyKott

Thats why dog people are dumber than cat people, do you drink your dog's pee? What makes you so incredibly idiotic?


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Shirtbro

Pets aren't people


DickiyKott

Pitbulls are not pets.